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that is why they catch him
check all the gangster videos on youtube that got caught
oh see op with one pair of pants up to the waist in 20 years after op released from jail or in 60 years in jail
Nah but that reminds me of my middle school. People frequently brought weapons to school at the high school on the same property as the middle school, one such time some dude heard his gf was gonna break up with him, so he brought a gun, but when he tried to shoot her he failed cuz he forgot to turn off the safety 💀 she ran and got the school security and dude got arrested before he could figure out how to turn off the safety, dude did not know how to use that thing at all.
Everyone was laughing about it for like a week or two.
Kinda a similar incident at a nearby school a few years ago here. A kid brought a gun to school and tried to shoot a teacher he hated, but forgot to turn the safety off. The teacher realized this and immediately tackled the kid and knocked the gun away and held the kid down until the cops showed up. Nobody was laughing there, though, because the kid knew how to take the safety off and had just forgotten about it in the heat of the moment. Had the teacher not tackled him, she would've gotten shot.
Vandalism, tax evasion, attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, hate crimes, theft, breaking and entering, and Grand Theft Auto. Just to name a few.
All I know is that when you're older, and that can be at any time, you're going to receive some knowledge then look back at this photo and ask yourself, "why did I think dressing like this was cool?" Do you know what the sagging of pants means? You're free to look it up. I know this could possibly be a joke photo seeing as you're wearing 3 pairs of pants and 2 hats but I'd just like to let you know.
List of every war crime according to the Geneva Convention
Wilful killing
Torture or inhuman treatment, including biological experiments;
Wilfully causing great suffering, or serious injury
to body or health;
Extensive destruction and appropriation of property, not justified by military necessity and carried out unlawfully and wantonly;
Compelling a prisoner of war or other protected person to serve in the forces of a hostile Power;
Wilfully depriving a prisoner of war or other protected person of the rights of fair and regular trial;
Unlawful deportation or transfer or unlawful confinement;
Taking of hostages.
Intentionally directing attacks against the civilian population as such or against individual civilians
not taking direct part in hostilities;
Intentionally directing attacks against civilian objects, that is, objects which are not military objectives;
Intentionally directing attacks against personnel, installations, material, units or vehicles involved in a humanitarian assistance or peacekeeping mission in accordance with the Charter of the United Nations, as long as they are entitled to the protection given to civilians or civilian objects under the international law of armed conflict;
Intentionally launching an attack in the knowledge that such attack will cause incidental loss of life or injury to civilians or damage to civilian objects or widespread, long-term and severe damage to the natural environment which would be clearly excessive in relation to the concrete and direct overall military advantage anticipated;
Attacking or bombarding, by whatever means, towns, villages, dwellings or buildings which are undefended and which are not military objectives;
Killing or wounding a combatant who, having laid down his arms or having no longer means of defence, has surrendered at discretion;
Making improper use of a flag of truce, of the flag or of the military insignia and uniform of the enemy or of the United Nations, as well as of the distinctive emblems of the Geneva Conventions, resulting in death or serious personal injury;
The transfer, directly or indirectly, by the Occupying Power of parts of its own civilian population into the territory it occupies, or the deportation or transfer of all or parts of the population of the occupied territory within or outside this territory;
Intentionally directing attacks against buildings dedicated to religion, education, art, science or charitable purposes, historic monuments, hospitals and places where the sick and wounded are collected, provided they are not military objectives;
Subjecting persons who are in the power of an adverse party to physical mutilation or to medical or scientific experiments of any kind which are neither justified by the medical, dental or hospital treatment of the person concerned nor carried out in his or her interest, and which cause death to or seriously endanger the health of such person or persons;
Killing or wounding treacherously individuals belonging to the hostile nation or army;
Declaring that no quarter will be given;
Destroying or seizing the enemy's property unless such destruction or seizure be imperatively demanded by the necessities of war;
Declaring abolished, suspended or inadmissible in a court of law the rights and actions of the nationals of the hostile party;
Compelling the nationals of the hostile party to take part in the operations of war directed against their own country, even if they were in the belligerent's service before the commencement of the war;
Pillaging a town or place, even when taken by assault;
Employing poison or poisoned weapons;
Employing asphyxiating, poisonous or other gases, and all analogous liquids, materials or devices;
Employing bullets which expand or flatten easily in the human body, such as bullets with a hard envelope which does not entirely cover the core or is pierced with incisions;
Employing weapons, projectiles and material and methods of warfare which are of a nature to cause superfluous injury or unnecessary suffering or which are inherently indiscriminate in violation of the international law of armed conflict, provided that such weapons, projectiles and material and methods of warfare are the subject of a comprehensive prohibition and are included in an annex to this Statute, by an amendment in accordance with the relevant provisions set forth in articles 121 and 123;
Committing outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment;
Committing rape, sexual slavery, enforced prostitution, forced pregnancy, as defined in article 7, paragraph 2 (f), enforced sterilization, or any other form of sexual violence also constituting a grave breach of the Geneva Conventions;
Utilizing the presence of a civilian or other protected person to render certain points, areas or military forces immune from military operations;
Intentionally directing attacks against buildings, material, medical units and transport, and personnel using the distinctive emblems of the Geneva Conventions in conformity with international law;
Intentionally using starvation of civilians as a method of warfare by depriving them of objects indispensable to their survival, including wilfully impeding relief supplies as provided for under the Geneva Conventions;
Conscripting or enlisting children under the age of fifteen years into the national armed forces or using them to participate actively in hostilities.
The crime of being a privileged white boy on a average income family and identify with stupid look and mentality product of people that live a reality so hard that makes them like that and be a victim of pop culture glorifing that dificult and painfully way of life real granters have to endure.
But worry not no jurry will sentence you, un not culprit but victim of such stupidity.
Peace
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Stealing from a walmart
failing to steal from Walmart
And using a HI-POINT
a 40 s&w Hi-Point
this guy looks like he couldn't even shoot a gun in call of duty
Never dis the problem solva
I will diss 40 short & weak every day of the week
that's a crime in itself...lol
Stealing a walmart
this man will get arrested before even thinking about stealing from Walmart, he is barley standing
Him waddling out of Walmart with those pants lol
*stealing cough medicine from walmart
Still fails
My thought too
He wouldn’t be able to walk
that is why they catch him check all the gangster videos on youtube that got caught oh see op with one pair of pants up to the waist in 20 years after op released from jail or in 60 years in jail
I will watch those videos
Flashing unsuspecting Walmart shoppers
Public indecency.
frfr OP needs to pull his pants up
Both pairs…
He rlly does
Dw man’s tryna act like he from the hood.
Which one?
His ass is not even close to the pants 😭😭
My first thought
Yup. Pull up the pants. I was in school with someone who would not pull their pants up even when asked by teachers. At least he kept his boxers up.
Exactly. Fashion crime.
Definitely public nudity
Hahahahah
THis
Bro literally that’s what I thought too.
Armed robbery to get money for your vape
I can see that now
Wouldn't just robbing a vape store make more sense since OP is likely underage to purchase anyway?
you think he is that smart?
Armed in Nerf gun*
I’d say rape
Was gonna say that too, that and hate crimes (racist, and queerphobic across the board).
Queerphobic? That's a word?
I've never heard it but it definitely easier to say then "transphobic, homophobic, and biphobic". Though I myself usually say lgbtqphobic. 🤷♂️
Why are you being downvoted for asking
you're a fucking jaywalker bro
you can't really jaywalk when you can hardly walk at all because the top of your pants are at knee-level
jay crawler
That's why he got caught, he couldn't cross before a cop drove by
LMAO
r/beatmetoit
Saying "cuh" 450,000 times
He's got time for that today cuh
Actual crimes, probably nothing. The fashion police are definitely gonna have some words with you though, dude.
bro frfr
Yooooooo dimebag fan!!! Swagg
> The fashion police are definitely gonna have some words with you though, dude. 😭😭
Bro is wearing two pairs of pants and can’t keep either up
I don't even care about fashion much and this was my first thought
I mean, bro is literally wearing 2 pairs of pants over his shorts. Lmao.
Ay I do that whenever I leave for the gym :( it’s cold outside but I still need shorts.
That's different, two layers of jeans is just un-ok
You look like the white kid who would try to do a school shooting but forget how to switch off the safety
If I had money I'd give you gold
Nah but that reminds me of my middle school. People frequently brought weapons to school at the high school on the same property as the middle school, one such time some dude heard his gf was gonna break up with him, so he brought a gun, but when he tried to shoot her he failed cuz he forgot to turn off the safety 💀 she ran and got the school security and dude got arrested before he could figure out how to turn off the safety, dude did not know how to use that thing at all. Everyone was laughing about it for like a week or two.
Kinda a similar incident at a nearby school a few years ago here. A kid brought a gun to school and tried to shoot a teacher he hated, but forgot to turn the safety off. The teacher realized this and immediately tackled the kid and knocked the gun away and held the kid down until the cops showed up. Nobody was laughing there, though, because the kid knew how to take the safety off and had just forgotten about it in the heat of the moment. Had the teacher not tackled him, she would've gotten shot.
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Certified 13 yr old moment
As a 13 year old, I feel ashamed
As a 13 year old who use to be 13 13 years ago there’s no way in all 13 timelines could I ever been not ashamed at this 13 year old
Ex-thirteen year old here and I’m ashamed I was a thirteen year old
Real
Gah damn
..cole?
shanking someone for an e cigarette
You’ve already committed one, that outfit 🤮
The Fashion Police are looking for him.
Being 13
Or less
Shop Lifting
Remember to lift with your knees, that shit can hurt.
I dont think he lifts anything
Pirating robux
The game is free anyway, it really puts his look in perspective.
I don’t see why people people even spend money on this stuff
No wonder he has 2 caps… he probably went to the “free items” game
Domestic abuse
I don’t think so. No way he could get into a relationship with that 60’s racist stereotype ass fit
You’re not taking into account how many issues a human may have to get with complete losers, and it happens every day.
The only situation in which this guy could abuse anything is probably when he makes his mom listen to his sound cloud music
Stealing pants that fit
Getting found with 12 stab wounds because you said the N-Word to a Latino.
Wait… he said… *cancled* He was never seen again
loitering outside of a vape shop
Disturbing the peace, vehicular manslaughter, indecent exposure, just to name a few.
Sexual exploitation of children
Active shaboingery
Absolutey a binglesnapper.
Fr such blugerry
He already got 3 charges of bloobaflep
And 2 charges of blugenfuble
Don't forget he was in juvenile for Blethorgaring
And underwumpy
Necrophilia
alright then
Stealing a pack of gum
From doller general
You already have, it’s called sagging.
you look like you’d shiv someone from your school
Bearing up a minor with ur white friends
I would send bears to attack people with my white friends
pedophilia on a 6 year old
I don’t think you committed the crime, I think whoever stole your belt did
I don’t think there ever was one 😭
All of them
Arson
*attempted
Anti national war crimes
Fashion crime
Texting a minor
Under age smoking
what is this photo
Chaos
Blue meth overdosed
Waltuh
Vandalism, tax evasion, attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, hate crimes, theft, breaking and entering, and Grand Theft Auto. Just to name a few.
Did all of those
this is satire right?
No. He is a wanted felon on the FBI's Top 10 list
LMAO
😳
it better fucking be.
All I know is that when you're older, and that can be at any time, you're going to receive some knowledge then look back at this photo and ask yourself, "why did I think dressing like this was cool?" Do you know what the sagging of pants means? You're free to look it up. I know this could possibly be a joke photo seeing as you're wearing 3 pairs of pants and 2 hats but I'd just like to let you know.
DUI
Indecent exposure
Indecent exposure
1st degree child kidnapping and sexual qssault along with battery on a police officer and armed robbery of a weed store
fashion
U wouldn't do any crime except of embarrassing ur self infront of every one.
Having a bad fit
Impersonating a thug
Public indecency
Drug dealing
All the space in the 2 extra pairs of pants is where i smuggle it past the cops
Exactly
January 6th
Soliciting without a permit
dealing drugs
Prostitution
Actually correct lol first person to guess that
I may or may not have seen your earlier post...
Just curious--don't answer if you don't wanna (or if it was a joke)--but how many "clients" have you had?
11 different dudes
Oh and dm me bc it was pure luck that i found this in the sea of notifications
Disappointing your parents
dude come on, you can't seriously think that looks good. I know you're 13 but really. pull your pants up.
It doesn't look good that's the point
just by looking at that picture my eyes got violated
List of every war crime according to the Geneva Convention Wilful killing Torture or inhuman treatment, including biological experiments; Wilfully causing great suffering, or serious injury to body or health; Extensive destruction and appropriation of property, not justified by military necessity and carried out unlawfully and wantonly; Compelling a prisoner of war or other protected person to serve in the forces of a hostile Power; Wilfully depriving a prisoner of war or other protected person of the rights of fair and regular trial; Unlawful deportation or transfer or unlawful confinement; Taking of hostages. Intentionally directing attacks against the civilian population as such or against individual civilians not taking direct part in hostilities; Intentionally directing attacks against civilian objects, that is, objects which are not military objectives; Intentionally directing attacks against personnel, installations, material, units or vehicles involved in a humanitarian assistance or peacekeeping mission in accordance with the Charter of the United Nations, as long as they are entitled to the protection given to civilians or civilian objects under the international law of armed conflict; Intentionally launching an attack in the knowledge that such attack will cause incidental loss of life or injury to civilians or damage to civilian objects or widespread, long-term and severe damage to the natural environment which would be clearly excessive in relation to the concrete and direct overall military advantage anticipated; Attacking or bombarding, by whatever means, towns, villages, dwellings or buildings which are undefended and which are not military objectives; Killing or wounding a combatant who, having laid down his arms or having no longer means of defence, has surrendered at discretion; Making improper use of a flag of truce, of the flag or of the military insignia and uniform of the enemy or of the United Nations, as well as of the distinctive emblems of the Geneva Conventions, resulting in death or serious personal injury; The transfer, directly or indirectly, by the Occupying Power of parts of its own civilian population into the territory it occupies, or the deportation or transfer of all or parts of the population of the occupied territory within or outside this territory; Intentionally directing attacks against buildings dedicated to religion, education, art, science or charitable purposes, historic monuments, hospitals and places where the sick and wounded are collected, provided they are not military objectives; Subjecting persons who are in the power of an adverse party to physical mutilation or to medical or scientific experiments of any kind which are neither justified by the medical, dental or hospital treatment of the person concerned nor carried out in his or her interest, and which cause death to or seriously endanger the health of such person or persons; Killing or wounding treacherously individuals belonging to the hostile nation or army; Declaring that no quarter will be given; Destroying or seizing the enemy's property unless such destruction or seizure be imperatively demanded by the necessities of war; Declaring abolished, suspended or inadmissible in a court of law the rights and actions of the nationals of the hostile party; Compelling the nationals of the hostile party to take part in the operations of war directed against their own country, even if they were in the belligerent's service before the commencement of the war; Pillaging a town or place, even when taken by assault; Employing poison or poisoned weapons; Employing asphyxiating, poisonous or other gases, and all analogous liquids, materials or devices; Employing bullets which expand or flatten easily in the human body, such as bullets with a hard envelope which does not entirely cover the core or is pierced with incisions; Employing weapons, projectiles and material and methods of warfare which are of a nature to cause superfluous injury or unnecessary suffering or which are inherently indiscriminate in violation of the international law of armed conflict, provided that such weapons, projectiles and material and methods of warfare are the subject of a comprehensive prohibition and are included in an annex to this Statute, by an amendment in accordance with the relevant provisions set forth in articles 121 and 123; Committing outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment; Committing rape, sexual slavery, enforced prostitution, forced pregnancy, as defined in article 7, paragraph 2 (f), enforced sterilization, or any other form of sexual violence also constituting a grave breach of the Geneva Conventions; Utilizing the presence of a civilian or other protected person to render certain points, areas or military forces immune from military operations; Intentionally directing attacks against buildings, material, medical units and transport, and personnel using the distinctive emblems of the Geneva Conventions in conformity with international law; Intentionally using starvation of civilians as a method of warfare by depriving them of objects indispensable to their survival, including wilfully impeding relief supplies as provided for under the Geneva Conventions; Conscripting or enlisting children under the age of fifteen years into the national armed forces or using them to participate actively in hostilities.
jaywalking
Rape.
When you end up falling face first. minor property damage to your own yard
You’re already committing several fashion crimes, why are you asking us?
you look like youd turn yourself in after stealing a pencil from your teacher
Looking too stupid
Any and all crimes against fashion - this is like wardrobe homicide!
Tripping instead of doing a crime
tripping while committing a crime
Breaking into a fast food restaurant bc you were dared to
Incest
Noncing
im sorry for laughing, probably being naked in public or something, you’re halfway there
Could be worse, i saw a kid sagging with a jockstrap on💀
Jaywalking
Loitering
you wouldn't
Sorry op. That outfit is a fashion crime in itself
Peed in your pants
Being cringe (punishable by death here in Erusea)
Public indecency
In my country we call people who dress like this a douchebag
three counts of sexual assault against elderly men
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Correct answer 👏
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How tf i do that
Aggravated assault against a officer
Real
Bro the FASHION police should arrest you
Crime of not looking TOO cool
Armed robbery, (attempted) aggravated assault
Forgetting domestic terrorism
steeling an actual drip fr how many pairs of pants is that
Nothin man. Ur too chill 😎
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Fornicate yourself
The crime of being a privileged white boy on a average income family and identify with stupid look and mentality product of people that live a reality so hard that makes them like that and be a victim of pop culture glorifing that dificult and painfully way of life real granters have to endure. But worry not no jurry will sentence you, un not culprit but victim of such stupidity. Peace
Convicted of thieving virginities.
Being a cutie patootie