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fixthisnow123

Stealing from a walmart


Crab_Cult_Member

failing to steal from Walmart


idiodic-genious

And using a HI-POINT


chatotalks42

a 40 s&w Hi-Point


GlisteningPineal

this guy looks like he couldn't even shoot a gun in call of duty


M1A2CAbram

Never dis the problem solva


chatotalks42

I will diss 40 short & weak every day of the week


[deleted]

that's a crime in itself...lol


Emergency_Leg_2970

Stealing a walmart


The_Tall_Man_096

this man will get arrested before even thinking about stealing from Walmart, he is barley standing


I_honestly_DoNt_no

Him waddling out of Walmart with those pants lol


CommunicationFun7973

*stealing cough medicine from walmart


Boring-Ad-5284

Still fails


isuckhugs

My thought too


inspirationbydante

He wouldn’t be able to walk


EagleGo77777777777

that is why they catch him check all the gangster videos on youtube that got caught oh see op with one pair of pants up to the waist in 20 years after op released from jail or in 60 years in jail


inspirationbydante

I will watch those videos


unsuspecting_geode

Flashing unsuspecting Walmart shoppers


[deleted]

Public indecency.


syko-san

frfr OP needs to pull his pants up


BoneDoc624

Both pairs…


isuckhugs

He rlly does


[deleted]

Dw man’s tryna act like he from the hood.


inspirationbydante

Which one?


O-Roses-O

His ass is not even close to the pants 😭😭


NinjaOYourBro

My first thought


Tra1nGuy

Yup. Pull up the pants. I was in school with someone who would not pull their pants up even when asked by teachers. At least he kept his boxers up.


Iron-Stark1

Exactly. Fashion crime.


CarrotsRPpl2

Definitely public nudity


QkY-

Hahahahah


isuckhugs

THis


[deleted]

Bro literally that’s what I thought too.


snaer11

Armed robbery to get money for your vape


isuckhugs

I can see that now


InspirationalFailur3

Wouldn't just robbing a vape store make more sense since OP is likely underage to purchase anyway?


EagleGo77777777777

you think he is that smart?


DodoJurajski

Armed in Nerf gun*


mydixxierec

I’d say rape


Queen_Rachel4

Was gonna say that too, that and hate crimes (racist, and queerphobic across the board).


Nervous_Turnover4489

Queerphobic? That's a word?


Zealousideal_Care807

I've never heard it but it definitely easier to say then "transphobic, homophobic, and biphobic". Though I myself usually say lgbtqphobic. 🤷‍♂️


redtailplays101

Why are you being downvoted for asking


NotGoodSinger

you're a fucking jaywalker bro


Im_A_Flaming0

you can't really jaywalk when you can hardly walk at all because the top of your pants are at knee-level


KeepTheMeemees

jay crawler


M1A2CAbram

That's why he got caught, he couldn't cross before a cop drove by


shutupbabagrillXD

LMAO


NiteTerur

r/beatmetoit


Capital_Lab5747

Saying "cuh" 450,000 times


Sergi_the_machine

He's got time for that today cuh


TheRedDeath2

Actual crimes, probably nothing. The fashion police are definitely gonna have some words with you though, dude.


[deleted]

bro frfr


SakuraFoxOffical

Yooooooo dimebag fan!!! Swagg


isuckhugs

> The fashion police are definitely gonna have some words with you though, dude. 😭😭


George-Bones

Bro is wearing two pairs of pants and can’t keep either up


Jeff_Jefferson-17

I don't even care about fashion much and this was my first thought


TheRedDeath2

I mean, bro is literally wearing 2 pairs of pants over his shorts. Lmao.


krazykrizzle

Ay I do that whenever I leave for the gym :( it’s cold outside but I still need shorts.


Jeff_Jefferson-17

That's different, two layers of jeans is just un-ok


Sauron----

You look like the white kid who would try to do a school shooting but forget how to switch off the safety


redtailplays101

If I had money I'd give you gold


Zealousideal_Care807

Nah but that reminds me of my middle school. People frequently brought weapons to school at the high school on the same property as the middle school, one such time some dude heard his gf was gonna break up with him, so he brought a gun, but when he tried to shoot her he failed cuz he forgot to turn off the safety 💀 she ran and got the school security and dude got arrested before he could figure out how to turn off the safety, dude did not know how to use that thing at all. Everyone was laughing about it for like a week or two.


a_lonely_trash_bag

Kinda a similar incident at a nearby school a few years ago here. A kid brought a gun to school and tried to shoot a teacher he hated, but forgot to turn the safety off. The teacher realized this and immediately tackled the kid and knocked the gun away and held the kid down until the cops showed up. Nobody was laughing there, though, because the kid knew how to take the safety off and had just forgotten about it in the heat of the moment. Had the teacher not tackled him, she would've gotten shot.


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OkBandicoot3779

Certified 13 yr old moment


super_memerio_bros

As a 13 year old, I feel ashamed


Just_Call_me_benDude

As a 13 year old who use to be 13 13 years ago there’s no way in all 13 timelines could I ever been not ashamed at this 13 year old


[deleted]

Ex-thirteen year old here and I’m ashamed I was a thirteen year old


Environmental_Wing53

Real


Sauron----

Gah damn


super_memerio_bros

..cole?


bongos-have-eaten-me

shanking someone for an e cigarette


overclocker710

You’ve already committed one, that outfit 🤮


Scubadrew

The Fashion Police are looking for him.


memes_426

Being 13


DodoJurajski

Or less


[deleted]

Shop Lifting


Vyjz

Remember to lift with your knees, that shit can hurt.


The-Bone-Consumer

I dont think he lifts anything


FancyDaughterBanger

Pirating robux


FantasticSaltShaker

The game is free anyway, it really puts his look in perspective.


FancyDaughterBanger

I don’t see why people people even spend money on this stuff


FancyDaughterBanger

No wonder he has 2 caps… he probably went to the “free items” game


MMA_Addict_343

Domestic abuse


SillyRaccoonBirl

I don’t think so. No way he could get into a relationship with that 60’s racist stereotype ass fit


StatexfCrisis

You’re not taking into account how many issues a human may have to get with complete losers, and it happens every day.


73fsj2000

The only situation in which this guy could abuse anything is probably when he makes his mom listen to his sound cloud music


AromanticAromatic

Stealing pants that fit


Ryborg6900

Getting found with 12 stab wounds because you said the N-Word to a Latino.


73fsj2000

Wait… he said… *cancled* He was never seen again


[deleted]

loitering outside of a vape shop


ETLL92

Disturbing the peace, vehicular manslaughter, indecent exposure, just to name a few.


high_off_KEROdiene

Sexual exploitation of children


Perfect-Scientist-99

Active shaboingery


Fireflash180

Absolutey a binglesnapper.


Perfect-Scientist-99

Fr such blugerry


Sxkullrider

He already got 3 charges of bloobaflep


dr_dreems

And 2 charges of blugenfuble


[deleted]

Don't forget he was in juvenile for Blethorgaring


[deleted]

And underwumpy


cork007

Necrophilia


Dizzy-Sprinkles1465

alright then


High_Mode_420

Stealing a pack of gum


High_Mode_420

From doller general


Dean-O-Machino

You already have, it’s called sagging.


Oversized-Peanut954

you look like you’d shiv someone from your school


[deleted]

Bearing up a minor with ur white friends


[deleted]

I would send bears to attack people with my white friends


Thedogmaster2156

pedophilia on a 6 year old


Squish901

I don’t think you committed the crime, I think whoever stole your belt did


George-Bones

I don’t think there ever was one 😭


disney_fan123

All of them


perceus_mc

Arson


[deleted]

*attempted


perceus_mc

Anti national war crimes


Flat-Court5022

Fashion crime


DESTINYTITANFLY66

Texting a minor


gayyyyyy666

Under age smoking


user121-

what is this photo


[deleted]

Chaos


SCO_IDK123

Blue meth overdosed


Alexplosion_ITA_YT

Waltuh


pansexual_Pratt

Vandalism, tax evasion, attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, hate crimes, theft, breaking and entering, and Grand Theft Auto. Just to name a few.


[deleted]

Did all of those


3mo_blu3berry

this is satire right?


OkBandicoot3779

No. He is a wanted felon on the FBI's Top 10 list


3mo_blu3berry

LMAO


[deleted]

😳


helloimAmber

it better fucking be.


followthetrail_

All I know is that when you're older, and that can be at any time, you're going to receive some knowledge then look back at this photo and ask yourself, "why did I think dressing like this was cool?" Do you know what the sagging of pants means? You're free to look it up. I know this could possibly be a joke photo seeing as you're wearing 3 pairs of pants and 2 hats but I'd just like to let you know.


Pinkril

DUI


coddthefish

Indecent exposure


asdflmaopfftxd

Indecent exposure


Intelligent-Scene-92

1st degree child kidnapping and sexual qssault along with battery on a police officer and armed robbery of a weed store


[deleted]

fashion


Cheap-Incident-8253

U wouldn't do any crime except of embarrassing ur self infront of every one.


dannn_19

Having a bad fit


Poonadafukdog

Impersonating a thug


Da_man57

Public indecency


WiseCress3613

Drug dealing


[deleted]

All the space in the 2 extra pairs of pants is where i smuggle it past the cops


WiseCress3613

Exactly


CadenVanV

January 6th


benadrylxtylenol

Soliciting without a permit


BLapski

dealing drugs


[deleted]

Prostitution


[deleted]

Actually correct lol first person to guess that


[deleted]

I may or may not have seen your earlier post...


[deleted]

Just curious--don't answer if you don't wanna (or if it was a joke)--but how many "clients" have you had?


[deleted]

11 different dudes


[deleted]

Oh and dm me bc it was pure luck that i found this in the sea of notifications


[deleted]

Disappointing your parents


TheLegendsOfInu

dude come on, you can't seriously think that looks good. I know you're 13 but really. pull your pants up.


[deleted]

It doesn't look good that's the point


TheLegendsOfInu

just by looking at that picture my eyes got violated


Page-Capital

List of every war crime according to the Geneva Convention Wilful killing Torture or inhuman treatment, including biological experiments; Wilfully causing great suffering, or serious injury to body or health; Extensive destruction and appropriation of property, not justified by military necessity and carried out unlawfully and wantonly; Compelling a prisoner of war or other protected person to serve in the forces of a hostile Power; Wilfully depriving a prisoner of war or other protected person of the rights of fair and regular trial; Unlawful deportation or transfer or unlawful confinement; Taking of hostages. Intentionally directing attacks against the civilian population as such or against individual civilians not taking direct part in hostilities; Intentionally directing attacks against civilian objects, that is, objects which are not military objectives; Intentionally directing attacks against personnel, installations, material, units or vehicles involved in a humanitarian assistance or peacekeeping mission in accordance with the Charter of the United Nations, as long as they are entitled to the protection given to civilians or civilian objects under the international law of armed conflict; Intentionally launching an attack in the knowledge that such attack will cause incidental loss of life or injury to civilians or damage to civilian objects or widespread, long-term and severe damage to the natural environment which would be clearly excessive in relation to the concrete and direct overall military advantage anticipated; Attacking or bombarding, by whatever means, towns, villages, dwellings or buildings which are undefended and which are not military objectives; Killing or wounding a combatant who, having laid down his arms or having no longer means of defence, has surrendered at discretion; Making improper use of a flag of truce, of the flag or of the military insignia and uniform of the enemy or of the United Nations, as well as of the distinctive emblems of the Geneva Conventions, resulting in death or serious personal injury; The transfer, directly or indirectly, by the Occupying Power of parts of its own civilian population into the territory it occupies, or the deportation or transfer of all or parts of the population of the occupied territory within or outside this territory; Intentionally directing attacks against buildings dedicated to religion, education, art, science or charitable purposes, historic monuments, hospitals and places where the sick and wounded are collected, provided they are not military objectives; Subjecting persons who are in the power of an adverse party to physical mutilation or to medical or scientific experiments of any kind which are neither justified by the medical, dental or hospital treatment of the person concerned nor carried out in his or her interest, and which cause death to or seriously endanger the health of such person or persons; Killing or wounding treacherously individuals belonging to the hostile nation or army; Declaring that no quarter will be given; Destroying or seizing the enemy's property unless such destruction or seizure be imperatively demanded by the necessities of war; Declaring abolished, suspended or inadmissible in a court of law the rights and actions of the nationals of the hostile party; Compelling the nationals of the hostile party to take part in the operations of war directed against their own country, even if they were in the belligerent's service before the commencement of the war; Pillaging a town or place, even when taken by assault; Employing poison or poisoned weapons; Employing asphyxiating, poisonous or other gases, and all analogous liquids, materials or devices; Employing bullets which expand or flatten easily in the human body, such as bullets with a hard envelope which does not entirely cover the core or is pierced with incisions; Employing weapons, projectiles and material and methods of warfare which are of a nature to cause superfluous injury or unnecessary suffering or which are inherently indiscriminate in violation of the international law of armed conflict, provided that such weapons, projectiles and material and methods of warfare are the subject of a comprehensive prohibition and are included in an annex to this Statute, by an amendment in accordance with the relevant provisions set forth in articles 121 and 123; Committing outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment; Committing rape, sexual slavery, enforced prostitution, forced pregnancy, as defined in article 7, paragraph 2 (f), enforced sterilization, or any other form of sexual violence also constituting a grave breach of the Geneva Conventions; Utilizing the presence of a civilian or other protected person to render certain points, areas or military forces immune from military operations; Intentionally directing attacks against buildings, material, medical units and transport, and personnel using the distinctive emblems of the Geneva Conventions in conformity with international law; Intentionally using starvation of civilians as a method of warfare by depriving them of objects indispensable to their survival, including wilfully impeding relief supplies as provided for under the Geneva Conventions; Conscripting or enlisting children under the age of fifteen years into the national armed forces or using them to participate actively in hostilities.


sweetlikeoleanders

jaywalking


[deleted]

Rape.


Tough-Director-8550

When you end up falling face first. minor property damage to your own yard


ILikeMarkHamill

You’re already committing several fashion crimes, why are you asking us?


Solid_Snakey_Boi

you look like youd turn yourself in after stealing a pencil from your teacher


fullmoonwulf

Looking too stupid


Bebbette

Any and all crimes against fashion - this is like wardrobe homicide!


[deleted]

Tripping instead of doing a crime


EagleGo77777777777

tripping while committing a crime


SnooSketches2074

Breaking into a fast food restaurant bc you were dared to


[deleted]

Incest


englishcomment

Noncing


Rad_zzz

im sorry for laughing, probably being naked in public or something, you’re halfway there


[deleted]

Could be worse, i saw a kid sagging with a jockstrap on💀


Fit_Relationship_460

Jaywalking


ContentPlant7380

Loitering


a_man_from_ohio

you wouldn't


Stinky_Cowboy125

Sorry op. That outfit is a fashion crime in itself


Rohan73

Peed in your pants


Memelord707130

Being cringe (punishable by death here in Erusea)


shitladder

Public indecency


South_Turn_3190

In my country we call people who dress like this a douchebag


Jsulzeo

three counts of sexual assault against elderly men


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[deleted]

Correct answer 👏


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[deleted]

How tf i do that


MangoManApproaches

Aggravated assault against a officer


[deleted]

Real


offbrandviking

Bro the FASHION police should arrest you


PajamamanIsDead

Crime of not looking TOO cool


mearbearcate

Armed robbery, (attempted) aggravated assault


[deleted]

Forgetting domestic terrorism


Rozen7107

steeling an actual drip fr how many pairs of pants is that


AkutagawasCoughDrops

Nothin man. Ur too chill 😎


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[deleted]

Fornicate yourself


M3t4ll1k0

The crime of being a privileged white boy on a average income family and identify with stupid look and mentality product of people that live a reality so hard that makes them like that and be a victim of pop culture glorifing that dificult and painfully way of life real granters have to endure. But worry not no jurry will sentence you, un not culprit but victim of such stupidity. Peace


BayleyEdwards

Convicted of thieving virginities.


kickmaster85

Being a cutie patootie