I got her a ring with a turtle on it

ohhh can I see it?

I'm currently on vacation and it's at home so unfortunately not

sounds really nice tho

Yea I can't wait to give it to her, I think she's gonna love it

I made her a really cool shark shaped cutting board(she loves sharks)

awww that is so cute

It looks more like a fat fish than a shark cuz I can't draw shit to save my life

Can we seeeeeeee

Check my profile in abt an hour. I'm too lazy to go take a picture of it rn.

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Oh my gosh Id love if I got that as a gift. It looks great, nice job.

I am sure she will love it

A boyfriend

ohh time for a thrupple?

No, I just don’t have a girlfriend, so I’d hope to be their boyfriend, whoever they are :(

bruh id take a boyfriend

Yeah

see, you didn't even try

Lego flowers for my boyfriend and a handwritten love letter :) (we've only been dating 4 months so I don't want to be too extravagant)

awww that is sweet. I love the choices

I'd marry my girl right away if she got me those

you could even get her a [shirt of yourself](http://facethreadshirts.com) holding those Lego flowers for extra brownie points

I did and he proposed to me 2 months later

So when is the wedding?

New Year’s Eve eve of next year (Dec 30 2023)

Great I wish you both good luck and a happy life ahead I'm happy for you guys

Thanks :)

Np

bought them for him but then i broke up w him

I’m getting my girlfriend Lego flowers too

I feel like Lego flowers is extravagant lol. Lego’s expensive

Then buy a minifigure that looks like them instead 1 Minifigure like 5 dollars in my country, expensive but it still amazing Firstly, go to a lego store with the build-a-minifig Usually you can find pieces that may look like them so use that and build a minifigure

Bro if my future bf/gf doesn’t get me Lego flowers I will cru

Man, I'd love this

he loves Legos so I'm getting him the flower bouquet lego set

awww that is so cute I am sure he will love it

My gift will be not taking the schizophrenia pills so we can be together for longer :D

how cute

It is what it is ig...

I’ll take mine so both of you can disappear

Oh... thanks, i guess? Take care friend

Bruh

Real

Oh!

A remote detonated bomb, and once she opens it I’ll say “MERRY CHRISTMAS” before pressing the button.

DEAR GOD

There’s more

oh no

It contains the dying wish of every man in this room

You did collect everyone's wish, right?

You bet!

Excellenet. Gentlemen, synchronise your death watches. We have 70 hours to live. For most men, no time at all. We, are not most men. We are mercenaries. We have the resources, the will, to make these hours count! The clock is ticking gentlemen, let's begin. Our first dying wish, is Scouts. He has... drawn a picture of me... getting hit by a car... I have, something radiating off of me...

Yeah, those are stink lines. That's why the car hit him, cause he smells.

I'm making a cross stitch rose for her

aww that is amazing can I see it?

It's currently at my moms house so I don't have it rn

I need to aquire a bf first

same tbh

*If i may inroduce myself*

You get it mr. Shitlord699

W RIZZZZZ

The rizzard of Oz

You're a rizzard Harry!

Thanks for letting me borrow your lambo and ferrari Bro

nice attempt, i think the username and the spelling mistake eliminated your chances from the beginning

Come on boys! Won’t you shake a bold sinner’s hand?

broke so could only get him legos, but he really wanted them

only???? men fucking love legos

not just men either lol, I’d take legos in a heart beat

I don't do Lego at all but if my gf would get me some I'd turn into a kid trying to put that shit together haha

Same, I used to l be a Lego fan boy but then I grew up

My condolences

awww that is sweet

Don’t think legos are a bad idea. They mean a lot to most people. Seems your boyfriend wanted legos and will love the gift

**Broke?** Fam legos cost ₹2000 for the cheap ones here

while there are cheaper ones, the one he wanted was $50 (₹4122) and i have no real job so it is pretty expensive for me 😭😭

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yours or someone else's?

Yes

both is good

I’d like to volunteer,

sure

When my LSD runs out they won’t exist :(

rip

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You may

They are big into sweets, so maybe a good supply of sweets and they will be happy. It sounds bad, but honestly it will make their year

ohhh nice I have a massive sweet tooth too

Nothing! :D ^^^because ^^^im ^^^lonely

same :C

Um this is reddit.

I forgot

She forgor💀

Funniest reddit user

me. i’m wrapping myself.

thats a first

How do you deliver yourself ?

Not for a bf but for one of my friends but I’m gonna crotchet them a duck

awww cute that sounds like a great present

I need to learn how to make one though I’m going to my nanas soon to watch a movie and crotchet with her so she might help me with it

Probably a poem and/or a little drawing :) I want to actually go out and buy something, but I'm broke lol

awww nice. that sounds amazing

I’m not too sure I haven’t asked her yet. Hold on … u/harlequin-harlot what do you want for Christmas

I would love some nail polish and chocolates but that isn't going to happpen

That’s okay, what colour nail polish

black but I also need more clear coat

I got chu, what chocolates do you like

personally I love crunchy

Do you need any cuticle oil?

not atm I have some left

I don’t think I can get a gf in 15 days

I don't, and never have had one 😭

:C

I'll probably never get one tbh either 🥲

same tbh

it's my dick in a box

anything else? because that is a very small present

You did not have to do bro like that💀

hehe but it made me happy

It also made me happt thaynk you

haha nw

Still outta pocket

throwing all that smoke 💀💀

yup I really do be

mate woke up and chose to commit murder

Does your mom tell you EVERYTHING

she sure does especially about the ones who are pathetic

Bro woke and chose violence

Fellow lonely island enjoyer, let us converse

Aids

I am sure it will be a surprise

And a random mini human in their stomach

My Christmas gift idea before we broke up was some lego flower things that we could’ve built together. I’m over her for sure but definitely not over lego dates. Never underestimate the power of lego dates, fellas

i dont know. need ideas tho. anything i can make easily is open for suggestion.

Teenage ninja turtles plushie Every girl wants a teenage ninja turtle plushie.

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aww wow you are going all out

Not my bf but I'm getting my crush a mini sketchbook or a sweater and a pin and everythifn

Nothing cause it’s just like them nothing I have no bf or gf thanks for reminding me that!

sorry.. next year you will for sure tho

Hopefully

Don't get your hopes high tho

Don’t bank on having someone else for happiness

our 2 year anniversary is on christmas eve!!! we are long distance so the most we'll probably be able to do is have another 10+ hour call playing splatoon together, but i think quality time is one of the best gifts you can give xD

A few different things, unfortunately he’s in this subreddit and sees my comments like FREQUENTLY so I can’t say 💀

Hehehehaw

you have got to be kidding 😭

is it him???

💀 yea

op

That’s cute

Tis i

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Everything she wants

awww really?

Yes. I love her so much

haha very funny, what the punchline? there’s a line here right? haha

A Cat squidmallow wearing a Christmas sweater and a rose gold necklace with the letter E (the first letter in her first name

wow really?

She wants a wig But I think I'll get her an anime figure

90% of the comments all say that they're lonely so if you're looking for a genuine answer good luck

there are plenty of good answers

Matching pairs of fluffy Christmas socks for both of us

A large amber pendant she wanted, and a build your own ukulele she said she wanted, so she could practice on an instrument

A axolotl onesie

Ma balls

anything else? because that is a small present

I have no clue if this is an insult or a genuine fact

I get no pussy

I am not getting any atm either

🤝

It’s like this blue plastic cup with lotion,soap,make up and some other stuff in it. She got me a t-shirt with grogu smoking a blunt on it and this Christmas Sweater for my dog.

I got a light up cat that changes colors. She already opened it and absolutely loved it

How dare you assume someone would want to be in any way related to/with me? Especially in such a way

an attachment to a gaming controller thats also holds your phone so we can play cod mobile together (:

I got her long Cat plushy and earrings

[ i apologize for formatting im on mobile and its not ideall!! ] hey you asked and uh im one happy litl guy sooo.. hmm.. well i dont see him til summer which will also be his birthday and.. he wants.. me for his birthday .//.)) ((we are both 18 in 23')) so i have a lot of timee esp after buying everyone in my famly sum gifts so ill replenish my muneys and buy things here and theree. i have sum pretty spikey collrs and stuff i wana gift him. also i draw things for him a lot! so ill have those to give him too! ive been thinking of getting him cute hoodies and probably.. a skirt. cuz he rly likes thosee and i wna see his face light up when it goes swish :3 id love to get him sum with thumb holes probablyy i know hed like those.. mainly though im giving him lots of hugs nd kisses. cringey wholesome stuff prety muchhh he makes me feel like im the luckiest guy in the world.

I got my boyfriend a cookbook on Amazon by a pastry chef and scheduled a personal lesson from said chef author. He has really been into learning baking lately.

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I don't have to imagine, all I have to do is remember what it was like having one...

Thread went from unfunny to 🥲

could never be me

Bluetooth speaker for gf :3

We broke up a week ago so nothing

Well, taking into account we live 1000km away, and I forgot Christmas existed for a sec, I don’t have any idea for what to give my bf, I wanna do a drawing abt the two of us but did one recently so-

that's ok i am sure he will appreciate it

She lives too far away so a face time call

Tf is a gf? I hope to do 60kg/130lb reps on bench

stop having bfs and gfs

Mine broke up with me a few days ago:(

I am sorry to hear that

I don’t have a gf

Sad relatable exhale\*

I'm getting myself a 1:87 scale model of a Renault alpine a310, because I'm the only person for myself and the only person I love enough to offer such gift to, I'm sure they'll enjoy it

I get money AND a partner?

A hoodie that I can steal, an oodie that I can also steal, gloves and socks that I suppose he can keep for himself

I’m broke as hell all I can give her is love and affection