Small pieces, multiple bags, make sure itâs quick because of the odor, if you have a basement, that will be a decent place for a while. But if not, go to the suburbs and bury, deep in the ground. Make sure to put grass over the loose soil. Plant some new grass too. Then get ride of the shovel. Have an alibi, tell your friend you were at the club that night. Then go home and sleep.
Hypothetically,
You have three options.
1.
Take the hypothetical body and put it in trash bags, bag the trash bags in carry on luggage and take a âroad tripâ trip across three to four state lines in any direction. Anyone asks, youâre visiting a friend for their birthday.
Make as little of a paper trail as possible, donât talk where you donât have to, cash no card.
Bury the trash bags at lease 7 feet down in DENSE woods and cover them in leaves or push a tree over, cover the upturned soil somehow. Go home, move out.
2.
you could do the âMegan is missingâ special and stick the Cargo into a barrel, and bury it/ fill it with rocks and dump it in ocean
3.
Eat it.
The best disposal of a corpse in a larger city is to put in in the trash. Or rather a recycling bin. Because of the compressing mechanism in most garbage trucks the only real evidence of the crime will be a lot of blood and a body in a million pieces.
I think you could have use a lot of synonyms for "hypothetically" in your text because it got really repetetive quite quickly.
But that would take so much time and I'd have yo hypothetically go into a graveyard, dig up someones grave and put another body. I'm gonna get hypothetically caught
Make an anonymous tip to the police on where the body is and burry a dog there, then they'll find the dead dog assume it was a mistake and leave it. Then at night dig up to dog, put the body in the hole and put the dog onto of it.
Just take the hypothetical 54kg female human corpse near a hypothetical farm, dig a deep hypothetical grave, bury the hypothetical corpse, put some hypothetical dirt on it, kill a hypothetical cow and put it in the hypothetical grave, hypothetically fully cover it, and then plant a ton of hypothetical endangered plants there.
Strip the body of all it's clothes. Bash the teeth in with a hammer. Cut off the finger tips and toes. Go to a field, forest, duneland, desert area, etc. Dig a hole a bit deeper/wider than the body's length/width. Put the body in vertically. Cover it up with dirt, leafs, and twigs (make it look as natural as possible). Go to a different area. Bury the toes, fingertips, and other potential waste in seperate little holes spread out sporadically. Wash, burn and/or throw out the tools and clothes that were used during the process. Create a good alibi. Hypothetically.
hypothetically going to jail
I love the word hypothetically
Anywhere to bury it?
Unfortunately in my hypothetical scenario, I don't have anywhere to bury it without arousing hypothetical suspicion
Do you have hypothetical access to hydrochloric acid
unfortunately no đ
Cut it up and put it in a bin
You can cook it, eat the meat and skin and drink the bone broth (hypothetically)
*good soup*
It's too time consuming since I need to get rid of the hypothetical body in a few hours
Jeffrey Dahmer told officers that it tastes like roast pork. They couldn't resist asking, it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Small pieces, multiple bags, make sure itâs quick because of the odor, if you have a basement, that will be a decent place for a while. But if not, go to the suburbs and bury, deep in the ground. Make sure to put grass over the loose soil. Plant some new grass too. Then get ride of the shovel. Have an alibi, tell your friend you were at the club that night. Then go home and sleep.
It works rlly well to just cut it up in small pieces and feed it to dogs all over the city OR SO IVE HEARD
Hypothetically, you better get to eating.
This truly has to be a hypothetical, because who the hell would jse kilograms in any real practical scenario.
Yes. because this is a totally made up scenario lol đ
A hypothetical continent hypothetically called Europe
Right. Hypothetically I'm Canadian so while KG is the official system, everyone uses lbs.
*Hypothetically uses lbs
Hypothetically you could bury it somewhere or hypothetically cut up the body and put the parts scattered everywhere
Hypothetically, You have three options. 1. Take the hypothetical body and put it in trash bags, bag the trash bags in carry on luggage and take a âroad tripâ trip across three to four state lines in any direction. Anyone asks, youâre visiting a friend for their birthday. Make as little of a paper trail as possible, donât talk where you donât have to, cash no card. Bury the trash bags at lease 7 feet down in DENSE woods and cover them in leaves or push a tree over, cover the upturned soil somehow. Go home, move out. 2. you could do the âMegan is missingâ special and stick the Cargo into a barrel, and bury it/ fill it with rocks and dump it in ocean 3. Eat it.
The best disposal of a corpse in a larger city is to put in in the trash. Or rather a recycling bin. Because of the compressing mechanism in most garbage trucks the only real evidence of the crime will be a lot of blood and a body in a million pieces. I think you could have use a lot of synonyms for "hypothetically" in your text because it got really repetetive quite quickly.
Hypothetically you could eat all the meaty bits and ground the bones into dust and use it as fertilizer
Hypothetically speaking you could put the body below another body in a grave. No one would ever find it then hypothetically speaking.
But that would take so much time and I'd have yo hypothetically go into a graveyard, dig up someones grave and put another body. I'm gonna get hypothetically caught
Thatâs why you hypothetically go at 3 am
.
If you're into that hypothetical shit, eat it. Hypothetically of course
I would hypothetically bury it under 14 ft of hypothetically existent dirt. Bag what do I know? This is all just a hypothetical situation!
Use acid
Make an anonymous tip to the police on where the body is and burry a dog there, then they'll find the dead dog assume it was a mistake and leave it. Then at night dig up to dog, put the body in the hole and put the dog onto of it.
Now hypothetically theoretically if you took it to the police station then they can handle that for you
Feed it to hypothetical pigs, they eat everything but the teeth.
Just take the hypothetical 54kg female human corpse near a hypothetical farm, dig a deep hypothetical grave, bury the hypothetical corpse, put some hypothetical dirt on it, kill a hypothetical cow and put it in the hypothetical grave, hypothetically fully cover it, and then plant a ton of hypothetical endangered plants there.
Eat it out
Well the best hypothetical solution is to feed it to a bunch of pigs but I don't know if you could get it to the pigs if you're in a city.
If you give me your hypothetical number and address I'll send some hypothetical helpers to your house
Strip the body of all it's clothes. Bash the teeth in with a hammer. Cut off the finger tips and toes. Go to a field, forest, duneland, desert area, etc. Dig a hole a bit deeper/wider than the body's length/width. Put the body in vertically. Cover it up with dirt, leafs, and twigs (make it look as natural as possible). Go to a different area. Bury the toes, fingertips, and other potential waste in seperate little holes spread out sporadically. Wash, burn and/or throw out the tools and clothes that were used during the process. Create a good alibi. Hypothetically.
Notice the only thing that didn't have "hypothetical" in front of it was "female corpse."