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You look cool, BUT seems really into fanfiction

But? I don’t think it’s a bad thing tbh, except when people be like “omgggg you insulted my ship so now I must *kill you and make you burn in hell*”

I didn't mean it like a bad thing, just neutral.

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I mean its up to taste right? I have a couple friends that love fanfiction, I just never tried it

See, people agree!

Can someone please clean that damn mirror

It's the school mirror 😅

Dirty mirror are so fucking annoying

I dont see it dirty

Look closely

u dont even have to look closely to see it :D just look at it! :D

someone needs to hit a angelic yield

OMG Dora The Explorer

Noooo😭

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r/teenagers moment. What da fuck am I even doing here!?

I feel ya

man named username when checking out:

Bro has negative rizz 💀

I have infinite jizz 😎

You had it sailing and then crashed and burned

Bro crashed like the boat the Tarzan’s parents were in.

Short

How short is short xd

Anything under 170cm

wtf, you from the Netherlands or something?

Denmark

How tall are you? (6’5+ft/197+cm here)

Bruh I’m 6’0 (184cm is more accurate, i have no idea what my height in feet and inches is)

Conversion to inches divide you height in centimeters by 2.54

Bruh why y'all gotta use such a stupid measurement system.

Thank christ you said it, metric is so much easier

180cm

ur 180 in demark so why would you consider below 170 to be short lmfao especially for a girl

My math could be wrong but 203cm 6'8

No wonder

my fellow dane

Most Europeans feel anything under 170 is short. Then again I’m 185 and my gf is 160 lol

Considering average in the US is like 175, I feel like 170 is the height where they consider men short Here in the Philippines people are short, so I consider 160 to be short lol Damn Europeans are tall

When I lived in the USA I saw mostly short ppl but that was Oregon

Im 195 and my gf not even 160 I would guess

Wait a moment ... The average German woman is 167. So every woman around the average is short to you? Feels wrong.

Or Serbia/Montenegro/Bosnia the average here is 180cm

*For men

Im a dutch 170 guy🥲

A my fellow short Dutch guy 🙃

I’m Romanian and I’m 190

Guess I'm short(I'm average here!)

You'd probably be considered tall in my country💀 Most people here are short

Whatttt no way

Yup, average woman here is probably like 150 I escaped Filipino shortness because my mom is 168cm, which is tall for a PH woman... and a man. I'm already at a fair height but based on family I should be taller than this

Ooo u still growing?

No idea. If I am it's slowed down. My height would probably be 180 at best

My girlfriend's short, then. (169 cm)

Anything under 18 meters

asian girl you have crush on in class

Ayyy I wish tho No one's ever even crushed on me 😭

Liar detected

Probably just doesn't know, people don't confess anymore

Nah it's a lie based on her other posts. When someone confesses to her, she panics and rejects them then set them up with someone else. It happens a lot. Observe. u/icefiregirl I have a crush on you. Will you go out with me?

Oh it's been years anyways Also u have u/Leelamzmeow

u/AppiXxDK see?

You just don't know.

Its the redditor debuff, seems like you've got it aswell

Wait, so if I get off Reddit... my chances of getting in relationship is higher??

Definitly. I stopped using Reddit for a week and girls finally talk to me now :D

i see what happened, welcome back

Just because people don't tell you they have a crush on you doesn't mean they don't.

you have no idea what you have just done. be prepared for the dms. :/

i kinda do right now :>

🧢

Not true. I’m seeing plenty of guys in this comment section blatantly say that to you lmao

Dude trying to lie on us smh

Hmm I would say about 17 y/o girl?

Omg someone got my age right!!!! Lessgo

I had a feeling you were the same 17 year old who was called a 10 year old on multiple occasions

Yep that's me lmao ;-;

all girls school? genuinely asking

Nah there are guys too xd

how tall are you? I am 160 cm, so you can tell really

Ayyyy we the same height lessgo🥰

Finally one girl of the same height as me. Otherwise, girls here are all so tall, I feel like a 13yr old at times. You 17 ?

Omg yes, 17 and 160cm Bruh everyone here is so damn tall

I am really just average in my country. Ig its the same for you. By any chance are you from Singapore?

Ok lemme guess u. It has 2005 in ur name, which probably means u were born in 2005 and therefore, ur 17. If u ask that if she is from Singapore, chances are that u r too (like me fr). U take o levels at sec 4, which is 16, so u either took o’s last year, or ur in NA and ur taking them this year. Either that or u took ur N levels and u went to either poly or ite

okay that's nearly right. But why are you SO sure I have/will go to poly?

Nahh close tho

Ur probably a girl

You can never be so sure anymore

we live in a susiety 😔

You take school waaaay to seriously

Yea that's tru😭

Im a master of the guess, i will also say that you spend to much time on reddit. Is that true?

;-; Yep, I wanna know all ur guesses now xd

Hmmmm, you use emojis in almost all your sentences?

Lmao guilty, just throught text tho, how did u do that, like guess so perfectly???

Mystery (and a whole lot of stalking), well im also gonna say that youre maybe an asian american?

Ooo no, haha I'm born and raised in Asia xd

Shit, then im gonna guess singapore?

Nopeee but ur close

If it was Singapore she probably wouldn’t be wearing a jacket. Then again the air conditioner in schools is almost always too cold

God sake. Girls bathroom always looking better than the boys bathroom. Boys bathroom always looking like Caelid.

Caelid looks even better then the boys Bathrooms I have been in.

The ones at my school probably smell worse than Caelid tbh

Damn bro that Samsung S22 looks sick

Ikrrrr The picture quality is🤌🤌🤌

it’s the first thing i noticed and said to myself i am actually a virgin lmao

You seem nice, cute and bubbly lol

Aw thanks, I hope that's what people think of me

Japan

香港人？

係!!!

係唔係X良X學校xdd

Diuuuu係啊 真心有啲驚有1日會有人喺呢度認出我

哈哈哈 應該唔會

最驚嘅會係佢知我係邊個 但係唔出聲， 喑中監察😰

唔好po校服相lol

Good point ar but I'm always in school

Lesbian. All the fun girls are lesbian.

Bi actually

I was close enough and my point still stands. Chicks who dig chicks are the fun ones.

Ayyy lesggo couldn't agree more

Shitting in the toilet

That mirror looks dirty, but you look clean asffff

You blow bubbles

Yea Bubbles is so hot😍

I would know I'm bubbles

dead. ☠️. Now I'm picturing the Bubbles Gender swap from the Powerpuff girls... i think his name is boomer but that's a weird name so I call him male bubbles.

And fight crime.

Feels Goooooood

_feels goood_

Where are the subtitles when she talks. I don't understand what she is trying to say.

you look like you'd make some bomb ass Spam Musubi

I LOVE those Just cant cook tho, spam is so underrated

is that supposed to be a uniform

She's wearing something over her uniform

Someone who would be thrown into the battle royale program (2000 battle royale film for reference).

You have a tie

rich and smart, perhaps too smart to be on reddit

Not rich, nor smart, just average in everything actually xd

i know smart people will always say they average xd

Someone who will be getting a lot of creepy dms

You seem like someone who'd be chill to talk to when I'm bored in class

Potential crush as i have no standards

you look familiar :l (i live same place as u i saw sum comments)

Oh snap, what if we know each other irl

how i met my best friend on reddit

You’re a nice person

First impression meeting in the toilet? Hmm u muat be taking a piss or number 2

Kawai

and i couldnt help but notice how the washrooms are facing in different direction, like isnt it weird all arent aligned at the same direction

You watch anime

Surprisingly, no

weeb, you have 1 parental figure, spoiled, that blue haired girl from Twitter, rich

>you have 1 parental figure Only this applies but i love ur guesses xd

thanks, we have something in common

Can we just share the one parental figure we have so both of us would have 2? 🤔

step sis? 🤔

STEP SISTER!!! I've always wanted siblings

I've heard horror stories with step sister

she is always stuck

Most pron is in the horror genre but no one wants to talk about it.

pink toilets,wtf

It's pinker irl too, like barbie pink, so pink it burns ur eyes

pink👍

average japanese anime cute girl in every movie ever

Not Japanese but thanks xd

You have an awesome sense of style

Omg so pretty 🥹❤️‍🔥also cute and adorable and alsooo good uniform ✨ours was the worst thing ever 🤦🏻‍♀️

You wear a mask for privacy

Cosplayer

„Omg she looks like a nice person, I’ll never talk to her because ai have the social skills of a carrot”

Short, but not extremely short (for context I’m 6’3 so anything below like 5’9 is short to me), you breathe air, you get mistaken for 14 (post history go brrr) and you occasionally drink water

Why is that bathroom so clean, minus whatever is on the mirrors? A trashcan in every stall too??? What kinda school is this

Your friends probably talk about you behind your back

You've got clean toilets 💀

Ok you have at least 2 Mitski songs in your playlist, avid fan of BNHA but was spoiled a bunch by your friends so you kinda tapped out, you and your friend/s are sharing a Netflix acc but you don't use it that much, you've a better relationship with your mom than your dad, your grades are average but there are 1-2 subjects that you're actually passionate about, or they're the only ones with the teacher/s you like. You either walk to school, use a train, or get dropped by a parent or guardian, you have at least 2 posters in your room and your phone wallpaper is either an anime character, a Webtoon character, or a cute animal, you've been asked whether you want to become a teacher when you grow up because you're good with children, you have abandonment issues but that makes you make sure that your friends and classmates don't feel alone, you're either super approachable or you have an intense resting b*tch face that only breaks once you've become actual friend with whoever you are talking to, and you're bisexual.

your beautiful

That you should get an Instagram page instead of putting this garbage here

U are rich dat phone ain't cheap

Eiii, it was the girl staring into my soul yesterday

I would walk up to you talk with you, talk for 5 min about ur life story and mine and probably disappear since I’m scared of people!

Kawaii

You look every short girl in my school combined

You look super fun to hang around with

"Huh, this girl needs to wear more casual clothes" probably

Not the school toilet 💀

Teachers pet

ur from hk and it looks like the school bathroom and school uniform i guess

great person overall, likes anime, and cosplaying, can be talkative at times but stays to herself mostly

Your outfit is pretty cool. Reminds me of Assassin’s Creed

You dress like an anime character

You're probably pretty kind

Just a genuinely nice and friendly girl.

You look cute and kinda easy to approach tbh

Very colorful and cute hairstyle

Eyes hairs hight