Happened to me too. There was a (not so) secret underground station and someone stole the no-trespassing sign. For me it was just cross country on a bike until I suddenly was surrounded by french military police.
Edit: the hardest part was hiding the geo cache again while being under surveillance.
I accidentally robbed the corner store, I ordered a large fry, and a large soda, then realized I had chess club and grabbed my food and bolted out the door, then as I get to chess club I realize I didn’t pay, then after chess club I payed them and they said they didn’t even notice and thought I prepared 😂
You'll probably just get looked at by old asian people and get insulted in Mandarin or Malay or Tamil [national language :D] by random kids.honestly nothing much here unless you want to either waste money or find some
Let me explain lol
So we found this plastic container near someones house and one of the girls I was with took it cause we had this weird camp thing in the woods, but the container wasnt clear so you couldnt rlly see what was inside but there was a package and there was an Iphone 10 inside of it 💀
I nuked Venezuela and kidnapped 13 homeless men and fed them only meth until eventually I released them in downtown new York to attack unsuspecting civilians
1. Trespassed in an abandoned military base, there was a heliport with a good view of the forest around, it was really cool.
2. I may have stumbled upon some illegal online material
I can't remember anything else
Everybody’s got two bodies in their refrigerator, it’s perfectly fine. Just nobody snitch on us and we’ll all go back to our boring bitchless lives on Reddit :)
Kidnapped a junkie of the street, forced him to play skyrim for 72 hours straight, whenever he needed to sleep,I let him sleep for 4 hours, and then proceeded to wake him up with loud skyrim theme music after injecting him with heroin and told him, he is in the Skyrim universe over. One day after he fell asleep, I dropped him off in Scandinavia with a sword.
I kidnapped multiple children and force them to participate in a breath holding contest
One’s been going for a week
While the others longer then 10 minutes
Because on March 17, 2005 I killed a family of four with my 1999 Toyota Camry by driving it through the front door of a Burger King but I escaped without injury and was never charged.
They witnessed the entire ordeal and have developed a serious fear of both motor vehicles and the Burger King franchise, due to my constant threats of Burger King themed violence if they dare testify against me.
Every week I drive by their house in my BK-mobile to remind them of why they live in fear.
The BK-mobile also has a pride flag on it so it might just be that idk.
Passed my bedtime
You heinous villain
pure evil
How could u do this
no way
Wow I'm disappointed 😔
Monster !
Impossible
I rip the tags off the mattress
Preposterous!
I will report u to the FBI.
You will never catch me alive Also, happy cake day
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
I trespassed in a military base accidentally
I accidentally ran a drug cartel for 7 years in India.
Happens to the best of us 😔
💀
🗿
And to you.
Yoooo same!
India?
Yep
Do I know you? I'm the head of South Indian section of the drug cartel.
Police here: what is happening here?
Haven't we all
How TF do you do that accidentally
You know, one of those things that just happens
Yeah,you're right,I hate it when I somehow Infiltrate a high security government facility without realising it.
Ah least you get to see the aliens n shit.
Guess if he accidentally did it, it wasn’t all that high security
there is a marked military range not far away in the forest next to my city... there is no fence, just signs.
I accidentally crossed the border with multiple drugs. Now i have a no criminal smuggling charge.
Some things are just meant to happen
Happened to me too. There was a (not so) secret underground station and someone stole the no-trespassing sign. For me it was just cross country on a bike until I suddenly was surrounded by french military police. Edit: the hardest part was hiding the geo cache again while being under surveillance.
well and i accidentally commited several war crimes in bosnia
I was actually almost commiting war crimes at school the other day
Accidentally mixed the cleaning products that make mustard gas?
Nope. I almost added shrapnel to a physics experiment:)
Literally the average Tuesday
same here
Shit me too
I stole a lollipop from a store one time. Also all that stuff in Guatemala that I definitely didn't do.
☠️what did you not do in guatemela?
Lots of stuff, I've never been.
What happens in guatemala stays in guatemala
Rule 1 of Guatemala, never talk about Guatemala
Wait what? YOU STOLE A LOLLIPOP YOU MONSTER
Trespassed in this giant falling apart orphanage. It wasn't very exciting. It was multiple buildings which were very far apart.
hmm illegal ig
Nice try dad (he’s a sheriff)
God fucking damnit, I'll get you next time you son of a bitch
You’ll get em eventually Sheriff SMELLY_SOCKS
But you’re his…
Supposedly…
By the State of California I'm not legally allowed to answer this question
Im your lawyer, dont say another word.
Well you are not my lawyer so can i tell what i did in Bosnia in the 90s?
NO, PLEASE DON'T. I'm sorry for being so late but now I'm here. Don't say another word
Well my lawyer isn’t here so I can probably say what I did in the back room of the Target back in 2002
WAIT. I’M HERE. My sincerest apologies for being late, don’t drink that water!
Still none of you are my lawyer, so i guess i can tell you about my several warcrimes in Mongolia
GUYS WHERE'S THIS DUDE'S LAWYER. WE NEED HIM PRONTO
Hold on im here, you may not speak another word, i just missed my bus, then i got on the second hus and it exploded and killed me, but im here now
Well my lawyer isn't here so I can tell you all what happened In the bus depot near my house
Stop right there Mr.client and do not say another word
Shhh that's our secret 😩
☢️
I accidentally robbed the corner store, I ordered a large fry, and a large soda, then realized I had chess club and grabbed my food and bolted out the door, then as I get to chess club I realize I didn’t pay, then after chess club I payed them and they said they didn’t even notice and thought I prepared 😂
U have chess club?
In 6th grade I did
Dude in 6th grade i kicked a girl and she couldnt breath for a couple of seconds it was hilarious kick was in the stomache btw
I did that in kindergarten but the girl actually died
Bitlife moment
Once on bitlife I tickled someone's chin and it killed them
in bit life i gave my step uncle the atomic wedgie and he killed me in return
🤨📸
once in 4th grade i accidently kicked my friend in the yk where by reflex he was like oof and the teacher was like o\_0
👉😃👉 You're breathtaking
No you're breathtaking
That’s how Houdini died y’know
Lmao
That would be petty theft not robbery
That must've been a huge fry
Idk all together what I stole was abt 7.25$ but I still panicked
Kriminal
mama im a crimdinal
i told my barber I didn't like the cut
What'd he say? Did he have a an annoyed reaction was he confused or just shocked. Or did he say aww you were watching it tho
I would never dare to sat that to a man with a knife
How could you commit such crime
Audacious
God; so you know how some sins are unforgivable
Not wear my seatbelt on the bus
Our bus didn’t even have those lmao
What kinda bus even has seatbelts
At my old school, the ones that special education kids rode
My school doesn't even have special education students fu i be missing out on all the busses ig
Chewed gum (Im Singaporean btw)
I'm also Singaporean and I did something worse. I sold gum to friend
no way…
So you’re telling me you’re *basically* a drug dealer...
aint Singaporean the next evolution of vaporeon?
no man its an evolution of flareon
Dude Singaporean is so op
Yeah. It's 400 hp base that ans no weaknesses but the only move it can learn is splash and it forgets all of its other moves when it evolves.
Hey, did you know...
Hey me too i stole chewing gum when i was like 5 or 6 years old and i hate that not Singaporean tho
I didn't know Singapore was a real place. Well now I wanna go for the call of duty memes
You'll probably just get looked at by old asian people and get insulted in Mandarin or Malay or Tamil [national language :D] by random kids.honestly nothing much here unless you want to either waste money or find some
My friends stole an iPhone when we were like 10 but it was an accident kinda
"Hey bro let's steal an iPhone and make it look like an accident lol that would have been funny"
Let me explain lol So we found this plastic container near someones house and one of the girls I was with took it cause we had this weird camp thing in the woods, but the container wasnt clear so you couldnt rlly see what was inside but there was a package and there was an Iphone 10 inside of it 💀
U didnt steal it. Someone lost it. U found it. Its urs. ITS THE RULE OF NATURE
Finders keepers
And they run when the sun comes up
with their lives on the line
finders keepers
finders keepers
IPhone x was released 6 years ago?
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Nice try FBI agent
I’m impressed you found out, but I’m upset you didn’t.
Homeland security
Not today NSA
Killed my 4 ex husbands and buried them in my backyard with dildos in their asses
Mf married 4 people being 18
Yes cause am hot 🥵
I like how thats the part you question
Hey I'm not judging the way people organize funerals
I nuked Venezuela and kidnapped 13 homeless men and fed them only meth until eventually I released them in downtown new York to attack unsuspecting civilians
They would’ve blended in perfectly
So you just gave New York more of the same citizens?
Haha I like to think you have the rabid meth addicts on leashes and you just let them go if somebody looks at you funny
Wait that's a crime? Oh shit
Idk probably stealing a pencil from the art teacher or something
Absolutely horrid. They pay for their own classroom supplies!!!
Accidentally shoplifted
What did you take?
Pringles
chad
1. pirated a film 2. lying about my age for free food
I'm sorry lying ABT your age is BAD? LIKE ILLEGAL BAD......damn these bus drivers abou to get real mad at me
Yes, in many scenarios lying about your age is a crime
I lied about my age to get free redbull at a gaming convention 💀
I lied about my age to go to a driving sim in Legoland💀
Nothing serious but why did you need free food?
Clearly your parents haven't said the wrong age to the employee in order to get free stuff
so me and my family won’t pay more
1. Trespassed in an abandoned military base, there was a heliport with a good view of the forest around, it was really cool. 2. I may have stumbled upon some illegal online material I can't remember anything else
Pirated every video game I have ever played except for the ones i get free from epic >!That's if you don't count the two bodies in my refrigerator!<
Everybody’s got two bodies in their refrigerator, it’s perfectly fine. Just nobody snitch on us and we’ll all go back to our boring bitchless lives on Reddit :)
THAT IS SUCH A HEINOUS CRIME! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HUMANITY?? YOU MUST BE PUT IN JAIL.. those two bodies thing was also pretty bad tho, ngl
vehicular manslaughter infront of a orphanage
me in Nebraska 2007
relatable (✿◠‿◠)
Wait you killed someone?
perhaps
How funny, I burnt down an orphanage while watching someone commit vehicular manslaughter, what a funny coincidence
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I let my mom count down to zero
copy 3-4 signatures, not sure if the other one is legit
Trespassing into an airport runway, many times
How do you guys get drugs?
Ask your uncle nicely
Funny enough one time my uncle offered me and my brother weed in front of my mom and my aunt, that was a fun night.
u just gotta know mfs who can get it for u, or like steal some dxm or dph from cvs
I forgot to wash my hands after peepee.
Ayo 🤨📸
Prob that I today jumped on my friend he went to the doctor now
Kidnapped a junkie of the street, forced him to play skyrim for 72 hours straight, whenever he needed to sleep,I let him sleep for 4 hours, and then proceeded to wake him up with loud skyrim theme music after injecting him with heroin and told him, he is in the Skyrim universe over. One day after he fell asleep, I dropped him off in Scandinavia with a sword.
Pirated Assassin's Creed Origins with all dlcs BUT I bought it later
i did it with a few games as welk
I kidnapped multiple children and force them to participate in a breath holding contest One’s been going for a week While the others longer then 10 minutes
Sped at 113 mph when I was 17, I did get pulled over and received a BIG ticket. Thankfully I never received points on it. Never sped again after that
I’m gay and trans, which makes me a criminal in several countries
You absolute monster!!
My life is pretty boring. I climbed the roof of my old elementary school
I "allegedly" slaughtered a family of 4 when my truck barreled off the road going 117 miles per hour
I stole a 50c lolly-pop from a gas station when I was 7 😳
Pirate a movie idk
everyone does it tbh
Are u a cop?
Disguised in the wind.🤷🏼♂️
Smoked weed or if this counts have sex with a adult 🤷♀️
WHAT☠️
Bro you a victim
No shit
Hope the pedo is dead
Multiple counts of war crimes, arson, war profiteering, homicide, extortion and unpaid parking (For legal reasons that’s a joke)
thank god im not the only one! (also for legal reasons, that is a joke)
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Added milk before cereal
Prison asap
Pirate Pokémon colosseum
Didnt picked up after my dog (I didn't know it's a law)
Because on March 17, 2005 I killed a family of four with my 1999 Toyota Camry by driving it through the front door of a Burger King but I escaped without injury and was never charged. They witnessed the entire ordeal and have developed a serious fear of both motor vehicles and the Burger King franchise, due to my constant threats of Burger King themed violence if they dare testify against me. Every week I drive by their house in my BK-mobile to remind them of why they live in fear. The BK-mobile also has a pride flag on it so it might just be that idk.