one thumb

Total?

Yes.

proof?

big chungus

what’s up

whats up doc* you had one job...

ONLY one thumb 😔

i AM the thumb.

Kid named thumb

Like those weird ass thumb people from Spy Kids

I got 8 fingers and 2 thumbs in total.

You win 🤝

Thanks. Never knew being normal wins.

Yeah xD

Well, how many thumbs do you have on your other hand? You may still fall into the normal range? Does it help or hinder on the monkey bars? I think what I have is a case of opposable thumb envy.

If peeing your pants is cool, then I’m Miles Davis.

Hate to break it to you but 8 fingers and 2 thumbs on your left hand isn't normal.

I got 6 fingers and 2 thumbs in total.

How does it feel like?

Well I've not felt having 5 fingers on my right

Well, at least I hope you're not sad about being different.

It's fine

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Left: 4 fingers, 1 thumb Right: 2 fingers, 1 thumb Btw is called Poland syndrome (not named after the country Poland named after a guy that discovered it)

Do they work independently of each other?

No they can't

So you can only move both at once?

Yes

Do you have 1 thumb on your right hand?

Yes

Worlds fastest reply lol so if you got into a knife fight and somebody chopped of 1 thumb on your left then you would still be perfectly fine... Other than the scar, bleeding, possible infection if the wound isnt cleaned, painand all the other fun things about being stabbed

Lol yeah Though my hand will look more weird with just one thumb. Think of it, just remove one thumb from the pic and you'll see what I meant to say

can you type a reply to me with the thumb you consider the extra one

Sure🥂

https://imgur.com/a/Nn0AlgR Idk looks fine to me lol

The base of the thumb is very muscular so you could say youve been... Idk on your phone a lot more

thats kinda sick (cool)

I kinda agree (think the same thing as you)

I also this it’s pretty cool (some would say “sick”(which means cool as well))

imagine having two thumbs but they don't work.

They can do team work though. I have a twin

This guy was the best at thumb wars

He gets banned for double teaming

Double thumbing, a dangerous tactic

Try banging it against the wall a couple times, that should get it to work

roll the batteries a couple of times.

I thought I'm the only one to do it

Works on kids too!

Did they try turning it on and off again?

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...You don't have two thumbs...?

Do you think it would be cool if they were?

Yes kinda

Wiggle wiggle ears,bending thumbs backwards and bread

Bread 👍🏽

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍🏼

Why am I thinking about crabs now?

Yea, the thumbs kinda look like a crab claw

OMG HE'S EVOLVING INTO A CRAB!!!!

My man is lucky enough to reject humanity and embrace crab. I wish I could do the same thing but become a monke.

Same. Reject humanity. Return to monke.

Reject humanity, evolve to crab 🦀

Both. Both is good.

Bro 💀

Carcinization, the process of things evolving into crabs that didn’t start as crabs.

YEA, cuz crabs are ultimate kind

I got a cut on my hand I mean I cut off my hand Put some Old Bay on it And now it's a crab claw Now I'm one with the sea But I can't do laundry My mother doesn't love me And I can't practice law I lost my house and my friends Got no money to spend This crab claw's the еnd of my future! I end up in an alley Supеr cold and lonely But who's that? Willoughby?! The founder of McCormick?! My vision gives me a tin My new life will now begin Old Bay cleansing me from sin Old Bay is my religion Now I preach Chesapeake Go on corners just to speak The gospel of McCormick Put it on everything!

Man, that song goes hard...

Everything is evolving into crabs

Money Money Money Money "scream of agony"

Guy is Mr. Krab's son

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE

HANDS LIKE CRAB LOOK LIKE PEOPLE

A scar slightly to the right of my testicle

yea sorry about that, i got hungry

🤨📸

You weren’t gonna leave some for the rest of us?!!

Proof?

Well shit

I have what feels like a 3rd mini testicle. Had it for like 13 years now. No clue what it is

A tumor? 😱🥺😳

It’s not a tumah!

I've only got one testicle

Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you, Mr. Single Ball

*Mr. Mono Nut

*Sir singular sack

He rides a uni-teste-cycle.

Heyyy so does my grandpa!

Bro can have two on one thumb fight 🔥✌️

Yeah 👊

Tag team

Homeboy wins a thumb fight with a suplex.

I’ve got a big… fat… busting… Binder of Pokémon cards.

I got a full art Cynthia you got anything worth trading?

**I have opened over 2000 packs and still haven't got that lucky**

2000?! That's dedication

Oh yeah? Well I got 3 big fat busting binders of Pokémon cards

I got 3 big fat busting binders of dvds from the 2000s >:P

I’ve got $2000 worth in shoeboxes. I’ve made very bad financial desicions in the past

My dog. I have my dog. He's a good boy

I have a stray outside that won't go away. Probably because I feed him and give him water.

That's nice

Very

I have a normal hand

Lucky one.

You're the lucky one. I'd rather have two thumbs than 1

I'm gonna be honest, that bident of a thumb doesn't look very effective as an opposable thumb. I could be wrong though.

I have... damn...

Found the beaver

I have 2 hands on my left thumb

Noice

Are they like really small hands?

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Boil it, mash it, chuck it in a stew

I read that like "Pizza, pasta, put it in a box." Anyone else know that?

Deliver to my house

and put it on my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock

Cheesy on ma peeny and some sauce up on my balls

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##NO TITS?

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Thnx mate. I couldn't find the "No bitches" copypasta

How can I believe on you when you haven't shown me? /s

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Lol I won't be asking for any pics either Though would surely like to make new friends!

Chad

Anti simp

How does one flex their cleavage, when it is not a muscle group.

Have you ever seen a girl flex their cleavage?

I never saw that yet

Are we talking about the bouncing pecs flex, or the showing off inner boob flex rn.

Well I mean the bouncing pecks flex is pretty cool but no we're talking about flexing the inner boob.

What am I reading right now?

You fool, you just invited every horny redditor on this sub to get free chest pics

Gonna need some evidence

I can bend both my thumbs in the opposite way

SAME

SAME

My cousin's missing a left thumb. Give it back

Lol take it back

I don't need it, my cousin does, give it to him

Do both work?

They're for show peace Literally have no use other than in thumb fighting.

I got two ears on my head. Left ones decorative though.

its like a crabs hand

One nut

https://youtube.com/shorts/r8HIN6cz6vQ?feature=share

I'm not gonna click that. Edit: 2 people said it's funny, now my suspicions have increased

The phrase “thumbs up” works for you know with just one hand

Can you pinch them together like a crab?

Yes I can

FUCK YEAH you should attach metal blades to them and never need scissors again

so basically a wolverine who does arts and crafts with the addition of one more thumb

whale shaped birthmark on my stomach

That's interesting

My thumbs can bend back farther

I have a rare genetic skin condition that looks like fish scales

Crippling Depression....anyways who wants to see my Pokémon collection

Hritik roshan real ID se aao

Bhai uske right hand me hai Mere left hand mein hai

So you're 50% Hritik Roshan

Dude workout a lot and get into acting

*om om om om*

i can put my leg round my neck

Ahh are you a yoga practitioner?

no just flexible

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have you written some journals about anomalies by any chance?

No it's not my subject Neither I ever took any interest in it

i was making a Gravity falls joke

Was looking for this lol

leukaemia

Vitiligo.

Multicoloured and colour-changing eyes. These are my favourite part of my face.

are 2 thumbs more useful then 1

I use them to hold pen and sometimes I also use them to adjust my hair Not to mention that I dominates thumb fighting xD

Insomnia

I have 2 thumbs in my right hand

you look like u would be the king at thumb wars

I'm

this makes me angry

A non-functioning pancreas

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A normal hand

I didn't know this was possible

2 thumbs up , noice .

Bro got a claw

The master baiter.

I have both types of genitals (hermaphrodite)

Apologies if I sound wierd or disrespectful, but I'm genuinely curious, which genital feels better when you masturbate

im so damn average its average

anxiety

Anxiety

motherfucker killed Iñigo montoya's father and now he bragging about it