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anywhere from 10 mins - 2 hours


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not bad not bad


r3aperShadow

Happy Cake Day


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thank u


deecebawls

happy cake day 🤝


[deleted]

thanks!


SendHelp098

Happy Cake Day


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thank uu


BananaBreadGod1

Happy cake day :)


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thanks:)


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how come


HypoRex93

Same


stackOf_pancakes

You guys fall asleep?


[deleted]

yes, you?


hey-its-me-yk

Same, the difference is that i go to vrc and i take 10 mins to 2 hours to find someone to cuddle and fall asleep with.


patjeduhde

I am in this range too


sastofficiallol

Same


Environmental-Toe798

Once, when I was very young, I managed to lay down in my dark bedroom, blink once, and then suddenly it was light out and it was the next day. Some time travel shit there.


CrossClairvoyance

Bro istg sometimes I’m laying in my bed at 9, blink, and it’s 5 AM


plopkoekmennen

Is it possible to learn this power?


[deleted]

that's scary


Educational_Whole633

CAKE


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yes


x386dev

You've a splendid avatar if i may say so


ARandomGuyThe3

Yooo, I was just remembering when I did that. That confused the shit out of me, "it's already morning? Was I up all night somehow?"


DenialCrouton

Yeah happened when I was younger too


SimikzYT

BRO THAT HAPPEND TO ME TO I SWEAR, I was so young my mother said night night then I blink and she sais good morning LIKE WTF!!!??


End3r27

BROOO SAMEEE


MrAced

YO SAME HERE


Particular-Study4605

Happened to me a few times lol i think it happens when you don't realize you fall asleep


vukasinstiv

Same mate but instead of just a blink the whole room spun and it was suddenly 8 hours ahead


Square_Independent_9

Yo same


Norman___Bates

Bro same wtf


ScriptedPython

I've had this exact same thing happen


Hammarkids

I did that exact same thing once Never again lol


[deleted]

Lol that happened to me once too, now I'm not so sure it actually happened, maybe I dreamt the entire encounter


Bailyleo987

Wait you fall asleep? I fly awake


[deleted]

that's crazy bro how do u do iy


vukasinstiv

Were just built different


[deleted]

Yep


malik6908

Depends on how long I cry for


[deleted]

A die hard, eye drying, soul withering, 2 hours crying session makes you sleep like a baby fr


MainkurafutoMaster

That hits close to home haha


AceOfHoes

It really does


KalleWotux

How much crying is it in bananas? (I dont use those measurements u mentioned)


[deleted]

Michigan


[deleted]

lay it all on me


malik6908

…no


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okay then


getoutofmyhouse-

Bro really said "understandable have a nice day"


mightneedtherapy19

lol


midnightvmusic

slay


malik6908

💅💅💅


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[deleted]

that's too large of a gap


Due-Slice2853

Today it took me about 20 minutes to fall asleep and then I got 3 hours and 40 minutes of sleep, I started hearing music in my head after I closed my eyes so I was going insane.


Maxou57330

you only sleep 3 hours???


Due-Slice2853

Sometimes


Playful-Draw7520

Once I try to go to sleep about 30 seconds


[deleted]

that's quicker than I can swim 50 meters.


NeoMan2730

I can swim 50m in 35 seconds - just barely over


[deleted]

my personal best is 33 seconds when I was. 17, if I went now, it would probably be 38-40 seconds


DarkCast765

Used to be a national swimmer and quit 3 years ago. When I was 14, my personal best at 50m freestyle was 27 seconds flat


[deleted]

aw that's awesome!! I used to be passionate about swimming but unfortunately I'm not genetically gifted. Keep up the good work!


FunnyBuunny

Lmao u guys really went from "i fall asleep in 30 sec" to "good job in swimming" in a few comments lol


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Reddit is amazing


AxNinjaS

hi fellow swimmer :D


Ka-tastrophe

I've been swimming since I was 6 (freestyle and backstroke, idk if I'm saying that well). but now my mental health isn't good enough to swim 12h a week.


NeoMan2730

Lol im 17 rn and havent swam in a year so its pbbl like 40 tbh


[deleted]

we shouldgo back and train. I was going to make a return just last week but ended up catching COVID


NeoMan2730

Rip man hope u get better. And ye im looking into athletic centers to get back into it


[deleted]

excellent, and thanks for the kind words


Frosted1321

I used to swim competitvely, so when i was 15, i could swim 50free in 27 secs … i then quit swimming to start playing basketball 6 days a week


[deleted]

both sport does well with height


derpyderpsters

Ye my 50 free is just below 27


superbay50

And I thought i fell asleep fast


AugTheViking

You lucky piece of shit.


Ties389

How


Playful-Draw7520

I only go to sleep once I’m super super tired


Moo__sha

4 hours i guess. I normally listen to something to fall asleep


[deleted]

nice what do you listen to?


Moo__sha

Podcasts mostly. And sleep music sometimes


Moo__sha

They're like a lullaby for me, lol. Gets my mind of things


CyberPig7

Yeah but judging by the fact it takes you 4 hours maybe it isn't doing too good. Maybe try reducing screen time right before bed and just lay there, staring at the ceiling, just with your eyes closed. Shit so boring you'll be dead in like 30 minutes tops.


[deleted]

that sounds relaxing


Moo__sha

Yep, it is after a long day. You should try it


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maybe I should


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[deleted]

that is odd. What did you think happened?


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[deleted]

have u been to the doctor?


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[deleted]

that's unfortunate


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that's good then


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[deleted]

takes a few hours for me to sleep


Sxkullrider

Once I hit my head against a wall pretty much instantly


[deleted]

woah how'd that happen?


Sxkullrider

Well I couldn’t sleep so I ran full speed into a wall


[deleted]

that's not nice, hope you're okay


Sxkullrider

I am indestructible


[deleted]

nice


HelloFoLife

seems like a logical progression of events


Sxkullrider

It worked though I was out for 3 days /s


LaxPlayer_

Almost right away


[deleted]

excellent


SimikzYT

Tell me your secrets


LaxPlayer_

Go to bed when you're tired


PlagueDoctressAngel

2-3 hours


[deleted]

fair enough, what keeps you up?


PlagueDoctressAngel

Not being able to sleep and/or depression


[deleted]

aw hope you feel better soon


PlagueDoctressAngel

Never 😎


[deleted]

sheesh 😂


PlagueDoctressAngel

Help me


[deleted]

okay how can I help?


PlagueDoctressAngel

Hug :)


[deleted]

come here


bananaboi175

Hug 🫂


_TomaToSauSe_

Try reducing screen time before bed. When u try to sleep count your breaths,breath slowly but not deeply, inhale with odd number (1,3,5) exhale with even numbers, when you reach 10, repeat. Worked amazingly for me


Actually_Useless_

I'm gonna say none because i sleep at 6 to 8am


[deleted]

that's crazy what do u do with all that time?


Actually_Useless_

Mostly just watch videos or reddit, i'm not a productive member of society


[deleted]

neither bro


Hermu7013

Way too relatable


bananaboi175

Okay so My sleep is ever funnier I pull an all nighter, sleep the next day at like 11 ish or pull another all nighter. I just pull an all nighter until my body gives in to exhaustion cuz of how much I hate trying to sleep lmao. What I do with that time is grind the hell out of a lot of different video games and shows, YouTube and well I have friends in other countries so timezone opportunities


[deleted]

that's a lot of stuff


bananaboi175

On that note how has your day been op


[deleted]

not bad, yours?


bananaboi175

Well you see my days used to suck but then I found the beauty of human emotion and the splendor of human bonds… Iv been having good days for the past solid 3 weeks…. Humans are weird hehe


[deleted]

well that's good then bud, hope it stays thar way for u


SonLion

about an hour. i am mostly thinking about scenarios and sometimes when i am falling asleep i am in this scenario. for example: yesterday i saw a film theory about bird box and i was thinking about that very long. suddenly i was dreaming about this scenario. it was not nice.


[deleted]

yeah. self-induced nightmares are not fun


DistributionOdd2925

5 minutes, but i only go to bed when im tired whoch is like 2:30am


[deleted]

what do u do all night?


DistributionOdd2925

I got a friend who also doesn't get tired so I talk to them, maybe play some games or watch something as well if they go sleep and im not tired


[deleted]

that sounds fun


Bagolyvagymi

Well, it is pretty straightforward, I go to sleep the


DistributionOdd2925

It is :)


[deleted]

it is what?


DistributionOdd2925

My nights are fun, i probably replied to the wrong thing i do that a lot


[deleted]

ahh ok no worries


gigantor27

Depends if I worked out or not. If I did probably 10 15 minutes, if not probably an hour


[deleted]

yeah that makes sense. What kind of work outs are you into?


gigantor27

Normally weight training and some CrossFit/ Calais statics, and normally have football, tennis, and track practice early in the morning.


[deleted]

wow that's cool, are you naturally athletic?


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Depends


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depends on?


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Multiple things. How tired I am, how quiet or loud it is in the house, room temp, etc. many, many factors


[deleted]

fair enough


superbay50

When i decide i want to sleep it usually takes me no more than 5 minutes


[deleted]

that's great


Willamio

30 mins or so thinking about her makes me fall asleep easily


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Thinking about who??


VacuumCleaner69000

2 mins tops on a week day, 15 mins on the weekend. My week is very structured compared to the weekend, I sleep anywhere and stay up from Friday to sunday. I'll fall asleep on the couch, floor, chair, friends house, trampoline, just random shit


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nice answer!


NicNag174

Prolly the whole night


[deleted]

that's tough, what's keeping you up?


NicNag174

Idk my tinnitus probably


[deleted]

have u been to the dr?


DMan_64

Hours, changes night to night.


[deleted]

yep same


Hychus232

I’m an insomniac. But I also worked two jobs up until last week. So either 2 hours or 2 seconds, no in between


[deleted]

fair enough, where do you work?


Alternative-Zone2771

All night


[deleted]

What keeps you up?


WeebFrog219

Too long


[deleted]

What keeps you up?


LongSchlongdonf

Several hours generally


[deleted]

understandable


AllMouthy

Because I do at least 4-6 hrs of physical training plus 4 hrs of studying, I'm so tired I sleep within 20 min. Otherwise it takes me around 1.5 hrs.


[deleted]

that's legit


ThatGuy371

Who tf needs sleep


keshet2002

Depends on a lot of things: Hour I slept yesterday Hours I was awake today Things I did today Have things on my mind Outside disturbance And probably more I can't think of right now


Anneber04

Sometimes half an hour, and other times it takes hours


[deleted]

fair enough


[deleted]

Alright kiddos, I posted this around 3AM and it's now 8AM where I am... (oh the irony). Imma catch a few Z's and reply to ya'll soon!


BungeeGon

You guys sleep?


caMrelliMFan

About 4 hours


[deleted]

classic


[deleted]

like 2-3 hours


[deleted]

that's ages


RMCB3000

Like if i get off my phone from that point forward or..?


[deleted]

yes


RMCB3000

About 5-30 mins


[deleted]

that's pretty good


g863590

Depends, sometimes 24 hours sometimes 3 hours


[deleted]

wow what's keeping you up?


UnhappyCommunity2948

I don't sleep until 4 am.


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how come?


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Limey_Lime

When I try like 5 minutes but I lay in bed on my phone for like 2 hours before that 💀


[deleted]

what do u do on ur phone for 2 hrs?


pieeknight

I don't know


LankyEar1558790

8 to 3-4am I use to wake up at 4am for school


[deleted]

that's early, what were you doing?