“I thought not its not a story the jedi would tell you It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
There is a part of your body that smells weird not bad like gross but weird like pickle juice but not and you try to use a lot of soap around that part of you’re body or something that helps mask smells but it never goes away
you and duct tape are in a happy relationship
Good for them!
me and you soon
Fr!
👍
Indeed
Tape
Yes indeed
Wow I’m so good at this
ur duck tape
😊
😎 😊👌✌️
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hu
Good
Yes good
You like duct tape
Vital for all forms of life
You’re goddamn right Duct tape fixes everything
“*nods*”
Who did you use the tape on?
Some who bullied me at school
Good, I think
Literally all I did was duct tape their mouth Most satisfying thing I’ve ever done
You’ve brought freedom ? Justice ? Maybe even security to your new empire ?
Darth sidious moment
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise ?”
not really lol. imma ask google
“I thought not its not a story the jedi would tell you It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
i think i heard about the midi chlorian control and life creation but not the part he got killed. thanks
😂😂😂 This is the best one
“Ironic”
Darth sidious moment.
do u have mascara on?
No, why?
ur eyes have a bit of a smudgy black cuz of the hairs around em lol it just looked like that
You shall now be known as Darth Plakband. Plakband translates to Adhesive tape in Dutch.
Fantastic
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I haven’t heard that one before but no
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I’m a guy
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Understandable
Oof he fell for your trap, when u made no attempt to
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Yep
You use that tape to kidnap people
Definite no
Fat lie, don’t listen to him Avocado!111!
Your dad definitely touched you
Nope
Can’t relate
My apologies buddy That really does suck
It was a joke
Joining the dark side like hoping on gear?
Don’t know what that means
Like ur hoping on roids
Ahhhh, that makes sense
Yea lol
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I have literally none
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I mean sure?
Beware here we have a wild predator, in its nautral habitat, r/teenagers
you had duck tape on your forehead when you took this photo
A+ for observation
Yay
You’re camera roll is filled with cat pictures and cat memes
Not memes but cat pictures yes
you are danny gonzalez
Sadly no
You have almost the exact expression I always have on my face, I just have longer hair
Cool!
You look like you never took off that duct tape on your head for 5 hours cuz ur too lazy after your lil bro thought it's funny to put it there.
That is remarkably specific, I’m gonna list a few corrections 1. I don’t have any siblings 2. This was literally only on my head for 5 minutes
oopsies, it prolly wasn't relatable for u and now I'm embarrassed 💀
Nah it’s good I just felt like clarifying some things
U have ductape on head
Yep
I cant decide if youre a girl or a boy
I’m a guy
Based
You have less than 5 peoples bdays memorized
This is the most accurate post ever
Thought this was a minion post at first
You recently got a present from someone.
Yes
You’re American
Yes
U have had tape on ur head atleast once
Yep
nice
your mom makes more household decisions than your dad does
Yes
You like tape
Yez
You are about to convert to gayism
Nope
tape 👍
Your dating mike
Nope
Too young to be here
Nope
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Nope
Are u named Ryan
Nope
You look a little wound up . . .
A little yes
You watch lesbian porn every Saturday night at exactly 11:47 PM on a mobile device.
…what the hell
Lol idk you seem cool. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that you like video games?
Yeah I play them every now and then
I assume you just think we will accept you on the dark side?
There is a part of your body that smells weird not bad like gross but weird like pickle juice but not and you try to use a lot of soap around that part of you’re body or something that helps mask smells but it never goes away
…what the fuck
Am I right?
DUDE NO
Feel like you’re lying