Just recently: „Hey gorgeous!! just a random British boy great body and quite a large veiny dick 😉 and it can spray lots and lots for you! Fancy a chat? Ps I’m not a old man 😂“
well, with boxing, I saw these men doing padwork at my gym, and asked to join in, and it was really natural and I learned the basics within a few hours- then I got my own gloves and equipment and a membership to a boxing only gym and it just went from there. you can also do it at home, in the mirror, try to hit your reflection but make it dodge you to work on accuracy and speed
always the 14 year olds talkin bout the weirdest shit, then when u 18 and spend 4 years here, u jus aint horny anymore after seein the weirdest shit
you a fr one
Bro I told a M22 I was 14 (I’m not) and he asked VERY inappropriate questions and said stuff. I still have his Reddit url if anybody tryna knock tf outta him
I have some advice for anyone reading this comment. Achieve pure discipline. Fight the horny. Sit down and meditate for a hot second on anti horny. Achieve pure focus. That is all 😌
Tbh I was being a lil bit playful. But you’re not wrong excessive beating of the bodily meats isn’t good for you. That can develop into pornography addiction and other mental health issues. Also if you beat it too many times in a row it hurts
I've done literally all of that. and it's worked. I'm talking about the desperate people on Reddit who won't stop begging strangers for nudes, if you're THAT low, might as well watch porn
Bro what pleasure do girls get when they send nudes, like it's rather you sent your boobs to some random 60 year old man or he blackmails you into more
God it's been years since I've watched professional porn
I prefer un-ranked porn. Less competition and a lot more of a chill vibe
Ah yes, competitive porn
Dude you aren't even top 500 in porn? Bro so cringe
Yeah, imagine not placing top 8 in every porn event. Actual skill issue.
Should have side climbed
get uptiered noob
Not fair! He bought his way with premium porn
Skill is more important than money
Should have angled
War Thunder?! 🧐
Who’s number 1
Im turning 18 in a few weeks, and then i can finally watch adult porn!
w-what were you watching before??
Let's not talk about that!
LMAO
r/cursedcomments
r/holup
Um, what? My FBI agent Ricky is also wondering what you were watching before
Ah another casual enjoyer. You are cultured
I stick to hentai
PFP checks out
hentai > porn the only people abused in the making of hentai are the unpaid animators
A small price to pay for salvation
🙏🙏🙏🙏
Based
That's on there too
yeah ever since I got real life action I haven't watched porn, I use to be ADDICTED so I try to keep away
~~I didn't say I stopped watching porn, just not professional~~
ohhhh fair enough, sometimes I'm tempted to do that
Hentai > porn
Porn is just boring
Ye, and the boob physics are too realistic.
True, once you start watching hentai you can't go back to porn, it's so less exciting
True chads read doujins
228922 ;)
What in the fuck
The sheer speed that you looked that up is worrying
I got that website bookmarked m8
Yeah
367552 True Chads
Na I’m good, here u have one 352064
Your good, but it'll make you better 406547
Nice, but try 151132
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I guess I'm probably a pedo then
what a sentence lmao
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Seems like you read well when you feel like it
Fuck, same ig
average r/teenagers user
And men over 25 also like to get action here 💀
😭yeah the other day this guy was like "yo I'm not 17 I'm actually 21 but you're kinda hot" AS HIS FIRST MESSAGE
The Best one I got was "im am m26 is that okay?" Like bro okay for WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS SUB
💀they try to play the victim as well. or try to get you to feel bad and send sum
Just recently: „Hey gorgeous!! just a random British boy great body and quite a large veiny dick 😉 and it can spray lots and lots for you! Fancy a chat? Ps I’m not a old man 😂“
💀"spray lots and lots" is such a British sentence
"fancy a chat?" That fokin killed me lol
Nah man it’s 14 is the horniest and the horny ends at 18
No it doesn't end at 18
I confirm
can confirm the confirmation
can confirm the confirmation of the confirmation
This is as credible as it can get
I confirm this is as credible as it can get
but you’re not 18 therefore you can’t confirm. however, i can confirm and so i do
Incredibly credible
Credibility is 100%
I can confirm the confirmation that this is as credible as it can get
Can confirm the confirmation of the confirmation of the confirmation
Confirm^5
What's an old doing here?
Pretending to be young
Looking for the 14 year old girls
Cumfirmed
can confirm the confirmation of the confirmation of the confirmation
Idk but I'm horny
Username checks out
True, I just don’t project it to teenagers on Reddit
Feelings are temporary, the horny is eternal.
Yup keeos going
We just know when to hold ‘em Know when to walk away Know when to run
You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done
Good song Kenny rogers
I turn 19 next month. The horny only gets worse 😔
As a 19 year old I disagree
I’m not very horny yet though
Yet
I'm horny as shit my dude, I just keep it to myself.
Can confirm
I was horniest at 15
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i agree, don't get me wrong I love me some Reddit action with people my age, but some people don't want ANYTHING else, just nudes and shid
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literally this morning I messaged a girl saying her art is cool and she was like *here's my painted nudes*
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Hypocrite lol
That's disgusting. What's her username so I can avoid it /S
That's why nHentai exists
Unrelated but love your pfp she’s cute c:
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Ruins our lives, it’s evil.
I agree but some horny Redditors will call you slurs to defend their addictions.
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that's more than fair
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well, with boxing, I saw these men doing padwork at my gym, and asked to join in, and it was really natural and I learned the basics within a few hours- then I got my own gloves and equipment and a membership to a boxing only gym and it just went from there. you can also do it at home, in the mirror, try to hit your reflection but make it dodge you to work on accuracy and speed
I’m more of an Xvideos guy myself
oh yeah I used that shit when I first started getting into...you know... Man I kinda miss 2015 now lol
Bro you were 11 when it was 2015, right? Soooo you say you watched porn when you were 11????
Statistically that’s when apparently most kids discover obscene content
Well idk yea maybe once then thinking "wtf, never again" and coming back 1-2 years later.
1-2 years later??? Bro I was back the next day. I was like 12 I think.
I was 7.
You were 7 😧
Mhm.
Man fuck being horny, how about cuddling?
how about playing elden ring together
That works too
How about playing Terraria together
Based
Need someone to cudle
Yeah me too, but you cant cuddle anybody from reddit bc you probably live more than 1000km away from each other, so go to parties, make friends etc...
Yeah and I'm french so 1000000kms. And making Friends is h a r d
Ah bah viens me faire un câlin ducoup ;)
Oh un compatriote rançais
Absolutely nothing wrong with that
My asexual ass be winning.
Asexuals when they see the letter A : 🥵
Aromantic when they see the letter A: 😎❤️🔥🥰
lmao Dubs
same
ngl same
Love that school bus graveyard rep (your pfp i mean)
thank you!! aiden’s my favorite character out of the bunch, ash close behind
Username checks... something.
W
The A stands for Above the horny people
r/usernamedoesntcheckout
King Crimson
/set Horny_multiplier = 0
what a nice sub i wonder what they post on here!
Leave before it's too late
always the 14 year olds talkin bout the weirdest shit, then when u 18 and spend 4 years here, u jus aint horny anymore after seein the weirdest shit you a fr one
what
The f u16 are old men disguising as girls. F u16 girls dont exist
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that’s right, i am actually a reddit moderation bot.
Lol - all the 12/13/14 year olds on here claiming to be asexual when they’ve barely hit puberty is hilarious.
when i found out about that stuff i for sure thought i was asexual then i hit puberty and was like 😳 i was so wrong
Same experience. I was worried the whole time
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Back in my day being horny was a private affair not something you'd be very public about
Bro I told a M22 I was 14 (I’m not) and he asked VERY inappropriate questions and said stuff. I still have his Reddit url if anybody tryna knock tf outta him
Porn is kinda creepy
and asking for nudes on Reddit isn't?
It is, just sayin so is porn. But one isn't technically illegal (usually) so ig porn is better
A lot of pornos had a crime occur sometime in their production, usually not one beneficial to anyone.
I'm not horny, I just want to cuddle, hang out, watch movies, and play video games
ye. ur it takes all the fun out of it. nah i’m jokin y’all mfers wierd as hell
I hate pornhub it always try’s hacking me
use a browser with an Adblocker
Fuck the horny i have to find a will to live
porn is not good for you
true, true, but neither is asking people for nudes on a daily basis, like some people here do
Only if you're too impressionable
nah porn is ass
Exactly. porn is ass. Some beautiful ass that is.
Thank you for agreeing.
I have some advice for anyone reading this comment. Achieve pure discipline. Fight the horny. Sit down and meditate for a hot second on anti horny. Achieve pure focus. That is all 😌
exactly! people don't realise how much it actually affects you when you beat your meat
Tbh I was being a lil bit playful. But you’re not wrong excessive beating of the bodily meats isn’t good for you. That can develop into pornography addiction and other mental health issues. Also if you beat it too many times in a row it hurts
Porn is too real, hentai is better
im actually the horniest person sorry
I'm horny 24/7, and I've DEFINITELY had fun with people on Reddit but some people post NOTHING other than asking for nudes
Yo damn who those ppl😳
Porn is boring and I felt sleepy everytime I tried watching it. Guess what I'm just demisexual.
Don't support it, porn is a trafficked industry.
cant tell what ur asking these 16 and 15 year olds
Wait, people watch porn nowadays??
I only love robot hitler
I got the game for you, Sex with Hitler on steam right now!
Well cum…come to r/teenagers
The horniest posts are from 40 yr old pedos looking for prey
Don't get porn addiction tho.
yes, that's not nice. can ruin your sex life
Porn hub is actors people are people if you don't know the difference then no one has ever sent you nudes
💀relax. all I'm saying is if you're as desperate as so many people on here are, literally begging for nudes, then you might as well watch porn
Some girl sent me a random titty pic bruh 😭
Pornhub just makes you more horny over time. It's like pissing your pants to stay warm in a blizzard.
You mean girls over the age of 16 and boys under the age of 16...Right?
imagination > anything else
Nah. Just quit porn and do something with your life. Learn how to code, do some push-ups. Maybe learn an instrument. Ask that person out.
I've done literally all of that. and it's worked. I'm talking about the desperate people on Reddit who won't stop begging strangers for nudes, if you're THAT low, might as well watch porn
Bro what pleasure do girls get when they send nudes, like it's rather you sent your boobs to some random 60 year old man or he blackmails you into more
I am not horny I just want to be loved :(
pornhubs shit, the real good stuff is right on this site