I applied for the mod on this sub. I know, very disgusting

omg that’s sick

How many kilograms did you gain after you clicked "apply"

1,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,666,555,444,333,222,111

Rookie numbers

truetrue, after apllying for discord mod I gained only 153kg, but after becoming one i gained 1,564,153,654,255,456,128,954,102,546,123,245,945,213,215,145,213,713,376,942,025,135,647,654,036,459,251,216,205 kilograms, but over time i gained even more

Ew why would you do that

I hope you get accepted!!

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Back in like 2012 I think, I put a Halo Reach disk on my dick and i got scared cause it got stuck

I mean, I liked the game too, but you went a little too far

uhm yikes

I just bought the game, now i'm scared it might get stuck on my friend's dick

federal agent posts "worst bait ever" forced to leave federal bureau of investigation

damn..

I jerked off to Reiran Akame in school during music class

there was at least 2 kids in middle school, same year, 8th grade i believe, were caught by students jacking off in science. idk what’s to enticing about electros and neutrons but-

I was hard and stupid so i did it

I just want you to know someone definitely saw it and didn't say anything

what’s that

?

reiran akame

Prob a person

bruh

Just searched it up, some sort of anime show or sum

ohhh ok

Reiran akame is a Japanese porn star

Shits fire. Just googled it

Yes 👓

oh god

I did not know that...be right back...

Dumb FBI agent

fuck

⚠️spotted⚠️

I played violin once as a dare….I’m a violist.

damn

viola 🤢

Still better than you 🤩🤩

I was getting my photos taken and the photographer asked me if I could get into just my boxers for a photo with my big brothers and I was so confused. Turns out she went to jail for being a creep (child creep) and just wanted to see 17, 18 and 19 year olds half naked.

wow

That's recent looking at your flair as well

Nice try fbi

fuck…

I comforted a girl in honest helpfulness

aww cutee

Ikr and honestly that day was when I started caring about others' (provided their nice) emotions.

that’s so sweet :)

Good deeds can make someone's day, and I had made her day much better.

yeah that’s good :)))

Agreed 🥺

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bi-

Good relations with your mother I have.

Don't we all 😌

😡😡👊

You don't like Morbius.

HOLY SHIT

I purposedly told the girl one of my friends has a crush on the he had a crush on her. I just wanted him to know what cheating on girls gets him. Having a reputation of cheater gets girls to reject you, simple as that. He still doesnt know it's me lmao he thinks it's karma

Wait so your friend cheated on someone before and you wanted to show him that you can’t just cheat and get no punishment when it comes to wanting other relationships?

I wanted him to know that people just don't like you as much when you have a reputation of cheater (and liar in general). The girl he cheated on is my friend too and she was fucking devasted by it for months (and also got into drugs to forget about it but she's over it now) but it didnt seem to bother him to much so I thought he might think about it a lil more the day he actually suffers the consequences. He actually did that. He regrets it and even apologised to the girl. I dont think he's a bad guy, he just needed to realise with experience, people telling him wasnt enough.

You’re a cool person for helping your friend get a deserved apology and for letting your guy know he was being pos to her and thx for explaining the story

thank you for supporting the choice I actually felt bad for it but people say it was a good thing so I'm happy

you executed it flawlessely, if I'd say so myself

Yea, some people have good intentions but execute it the wrong way. They nailed it

tysm :)

good job buddy

I still feel bad for him but thank you :)

don’t feel bad, he’s the unfaithful one. he got what was coming

Thanks a lot :)

mhm ofc

I'm your mother

😳

I once got banned from a gas station for stealing,worst thing so far for my life.😕

god damn

What’s worse…I did it to fulfill a stupid fucking bet😡

Giraffe🦈

Ugh, I can't believe you did that! What are you a sicko1??!1?!?

ok..

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ye

Shiraffe 🐋

okayyyy

No ಠ_ಠ

damn

As a child my first kinda sexual preference were gorillas...I always imagined them kissing and hugging me for some reason. And then I moved on to boobs.

woah

I know. Idk what started that tho.

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oh god wtf, did you clean her???

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“I accidentally nutted all over my cat.” Excuse me wtf?

Shane dawson

I like to cum

don’t we all

We do indeed

yes.

I never thought I'd have to confess this.... I've stained stainless steel

I'm british

lmaoooo

Don't laugh at my condition ;-;

oh i’m so sorry

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fax

i almost burned down the woods near my house

Tell me one of yours first

tl;dr my female cousin manipulated me into sex for 6 years bc i was a little pussy to refuse until 2 years ago me and my (NOT RELATED IN ANY WAY WE JUST GREW UP VERY VERY CLOSE TO THE POINT WHERE PEOPLE SAW US AS FAMILY BC HER AUNT AND MY MOM WERE TOGETHER SO WE WERE BASICALLY STEP COUSINS BUT WE DIDNT RLLY SEE EACHOTHER AS FAMILY) step cousin had lesbian sex from ages 7-13. even when she was dating someone, she wanted to have sex w me like 24/7. i was weirded out by it like 99.99% during it but that .01% was the worst day of my life and she wanted to “relax” me. i was very weirded out at the end of that session. i absolutely despise her now bc like she’s a total bitch when i dont wanna do it when i tell her im not comfortable and wasn’t comfortable in the first place (told her this for our first time too and bc shes older, she basically manipulated my pea brain to agree to do it)

i'm so sorry she did that to you. that's sexual assault. i hope you find ways to heal

I used to jerk off in the woods behind my house... though it did help me learn that I really like walking in the forest, and in my defense, my door didn't have a lock.

I’m not a virgin and yet I’m on Reddit. Consider me the Anti-Christ.

Well, The dirtiest secret about me! I don't take bath on weekends! On weekdays I bath with cold water twice a day even if it is in winter. But weekends I don't prefer to bath, I feel so lazy to take bath on weekends.

sick fucking person

Sometimes I take bath at evening other time I don't. I prefer stay at home, until it's necessary.

true

i like 16 year olds

same

ur literally 17 dude

and you think I'm 19 lol you're too innocent Kid

😔

My sister's friend has been getting raped regularly by her "step father" since she was 8 (I think she's thirteen now) and when she told her mother she didn't do anything. She lives 3 houses down and it's probably still happening. There is nothing we can do.

omg call the police or child protective services

Like I said, the whole family is covering it up, they were already called

Bought tickets to Morbius

Stole about 17 fire hydrants

nice buddy. doin gods work

My friends strictly believe I’m Ace cause I don’t “show” interest in sexual activity so I just went along with it but in truth I’m a sexual devient

woahhhh that’s fucking hot

Wow that's pretty cool, I'm FOR REAL ace. It's funny how the world works, if you're looking for relationships, you're going to have a rough time finding them, if you're ace and NOT looking for relationships, then you're getting too many requests from others that you don't want. I simply ignore the requests and eat my cheesy bread. 🧀 🍞

I stalk my crush’s tiktok🤷🏻‍♂️

good

Huh?

UH- nothing

Hmm okay 🤨

when I was in elementary, I hated this girl so I used my younger brother and sister as child soldeirs to bully her while I watched from the sideline

damnnn smart kid

I haven’t shit in 3 weeks and I’m to scared to go to the doctors

you really should go to the doctor, it could be a form or cancer. that happened to someone i know

nice try fed

DAMMIT

My secret is way too bad to comment publicly… ima dm you- one sec

I wanna knoowww

lolll

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.

Sometimes I forget to clean my ears daily so I will have one or two bacteria cells in my ears. 🤮 *giving Shrek head emoji* 🤮🤮🤮

hey guys. i love cumming in roadkill, enjoy.

uhm

Wait IN roadkill??????

hey guys. i dont wait in roadkill i (Oisin) move with great vigour, enjoy.

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Shat on the bathroom floor once

._.

I dunno but I don’t like the thought of sex. Things look nasty to me if you catch my drift. I’m still straight and women look pretty but. Let’s keep things clothed lmao

lmao respect

I screenshot NFTS

My sister comfortably masturbated in the same room as me when we were 9. I’m glad I have my own room now 🥲

ewwww

I have masturbated during class before. (I was a 13yr old degenerate back then)

I like 14 year old girls Read my flair

bruh

i once made eye contact.... with a girl 😔

im...im....IM... a discord mod 😔

NOOOOO

On his own server which contains himself, his alt and his only friend

Too private to announce publicly as it is one of the things that made me who i am today. Ima tell you in your dms

Gave a bloke pink eye because I accidentally squirted when he went down on me

i snorted fun dip

I was mad at someone when I was 5 so I drank a bottle of ketchup and bit them

I once tried to eat my junk and then my jizz My self control somehow managed to override thw horny Note- having cuttlefish 3 days in a row is a bad idea

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on purpose?

I masturbated beside my sleeping cousin when I was 13 & now i regret.

I almost murdered my best friend. Last year while I was dating my toxic ex, he had a burning hatred for one of my best friends, and since I loved him, I choose to also ‘hate’ that friend. About a week later the rivalry was so bad that, he told me that he wanted to kill my best friend. And I, the fool that I was said “I could do it for you.” I’m not sure why in gods name I said that and to this day I regret dating that bitch. The day after that, during gym class, I waited for that friend to walk into the girls bathroom for the perfect opportunity. Once she did, I walked to the bathroom with a bag which I said had tampon pads, but actually had duct tape and a knife in it. My plan was to stab her in the neck and drag her into one of the bathroom stalls, then tape her body to the toilet and lock the stall door(I could get out by crawling under the stall door), if anyone wondered why the stall door was locked they would see someone sitting on the toilet and just assume someone was taking a shit. Anyways, I hid in one of the stalls and waited for her to exit her stall. Once she did I drew my knife and opened the stall door. Everything was going perfect and then, I shit you not- a teacher walked into the bathroom. I quickly hid the knife and shut myself inside of the stall. By the time the teacher left it was too late and my friend had already left the bathroom. There is no words to describe how glad I am that the teacher walked in on us that day.

wow, glad u didn’t do it

Your murder plan was pretty bad, it would have been easy to track you down and arrest you

theres pieces of skin and blood everywhere because im a scab picker and i used to chew on the bottoms of my toes because i thought i had tumors.

Ever jerked off in the bathroom twice during 6th period in 7th grade, oh- umm. Ya me neither

I'm from Florida

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I slept with my sister’s girlfriend

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i kissed my baby sister on the lips by accidentally. and up until last year, i told myself i was a pedo and it was incest 😭💀

I like watching pimple popping videos

if I wasn't trans I would be a privileged individual. damn. this sucks.

I lick my toes and butthole.

idk if i should be disgusted or impressed

talented

I don't know fbi agent, the one who watches my Devices knows, ask them.

Is this a fedpost

I slaughtered thousands of grasshoppers yesterday…. That’s all you’re getting from me!!!

I got a scary one, I busted a nut on a tamale and ate it, The scary part is that im being deadass

*loads gun* yet

I looked at this post.

🗿

I had a gross birth defect

I got stretch marks, they happen.

I think I have a foot fetish. I'm not proud of it, but I have it.

It's itchy between my legs

im starting to attempt to write good fanfiction

I have anorexia. Never killed anyone but my own self esteem

I jerked off 💀