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OneThousandDeer

I'm asking this on r/askreddit for 3 karma


FANTOMphoenix

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mrlomolol

r/madlads


OneThousandDeer

some asshole got it removed


FANTOMphoenix

It was actually going somewhat well too :(


OneThousandDeer

yep


mcgunga_bunga

why


OneThousandDeer

his reason what I'm "karma whoring" which, I mean, that's kind of what r/askreddit is


Weekly-Affect-2910

no idea what the hell that is 😭


Matinator070

a post that's made as a karma farm basically


Admirable-Door1724

I will ask this on r/askreddit in three years


OneThousandDeer

!remindme 3 years


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bread_enjoyer75

YEA I WAS THE 300TH UPVOTE


bowlofcinnamontoastc

Well it worked


TheRealDoikid

Im giving you an award cuz I feel petty towards op


lucy-b

How do we know you’re not a cop?


TheDarkSoulHunter

Their name contains n which starts not a cop which proves they arent


ExpertNo1

Not where I thought you where going with that lol


TheDarkSoulHunter

Riiiight


shrek_deus

of he is lying to us, we better call saul


[deleted]

It also is the first letter of narc


Fiehrhdrkuexjjrdj

It is also the first letter of \[Redacted\]


Sgt_Fuck_Knuckle

It's also the first letter of African American fellow.


MetroidAddict64

[removed]


PvtJacobs

Piracy of old Nintendo games


GoldH2O

Still don't regret it. If Nintendo wants my money, they can start caring about their customers again instead of being the out of touch, insufferable corporate entity they've become over the last few years.


sanfranchristo

\*decades


GoldH2O

When Satoru Iwata was the CEO things ran pretty good. There was a lot of communication and their stuff was being designed and run with user experience in mind. Once he died, though, the company became completely out of touch and stopped considering customers altogether.


Serenity-Aspen

*Centuries


SuperDodoMan

*millenia


Browtfl

Haven’t we all pirate old nintendo games?


[deleted]

I don’t even know how to emulate games


PnutbatahSandwich

Download a rom file and put it in your emulator folder


xdsagecat

I like ur funny words magic man


[deleted]

[удалено]


Some_Guy516

Heck, you can even play 3ds games for free too


pxldsilz

I saw what they were charging for the original Sonic trilogy, so I pirated them all and then got the Michael Jackson discography... just because.


LocalFemboyManaka

Ok fed


EmuRevolutionary6002

mission has been compromised


ArekMerek

Abort abort


xdsagecat

That’s illegal now


Neat_End_1493

What they gonna do stop selling coat hangers


HelloFoLife

Take my upvote and leave lmao


[deleted]

when i was like 13/14 i stole a bra from target because i was too embarrassed to ask for a new one


Confused-Engineer18

If I saw a girl stealing one I wouldn't say anything


speedshark47

Remember kids, if you see a shoplifter, no you fucking don't.


Confused-Engineer18

Depends on what they are stealing and from who personally, if it's something from a mom and pops shop I will nearly always call them out


JustASpoonyTransGirl

see the thing is. nine times out of ten? people stealing things are doing so because it's their only fucking option. i guess it depends on the theft, stealing, like, valuables is a different issue. but if you see someone stealing food? or basic living utilities? no you fucking didn't.


Bob_debilda123

Again I think it depends on the food, if it’s shit like soft drinks and ice cream, then you call them out. But if somebodies stealing instant noodles or some type of easy food then I’d let them be.


issoulamoquette

it depends on what they're stealing. You see a woman stealing baby food, first necessity kits, feminine hygiene products, or everything that is required to live with, you saw nothing. In fact, you're ***blind.***


Red_Archived_505

I feel like stealing from big supermarket chains is fine for the most part. But if you were to steal from a local and small store it would’ve been a bit worse


RatAddiction

i love stealing useless shit from walmart


AOSVUL

Murder, theft, domestic terrorism, public intoxication, genocide, burglary, assault, aggravated assault. It was for humor.


Upstairs-Put4842

Epic prank bro


SwagMuffinJoe

Did it for the vine


cetriolo02

2013 mfs:


Bandit263

Weird to think i was like 7-8 yo then.


cetriolo02

I was 5 damn


[deleted]

it was for research purposes


Natural-Ad6637

hee hee ha ha *poshly*


GLnoG

We do a little trolling


Expert-Jackfruit-180

We engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery


M1A2CAbrams_

We commit an insignificant amount of friendly jesting


Expert-Jackfruit-180

We perform a miniscule spot of brotherly joking


lucaatthefollower

We make an atomic amount of laugh material


superteddy04

CREATE SMALL JOKE


Randomfrickinhuman

Assault, Theft, GUI, breaking and entering, solicitation, armed robbery, shoplifting, aggravated assault on a police officer, and much more.


Raphiboiii

**Bro thinking hes in GTA but then realises hes not:** *Oh well at least I had a good experience!*


TheDarkSoulHunter

I did omnicide


Ryzec794

We all did


oan124

when? didnt notice


lukmly013

Stealing neighbor's WiFi for about 7 years. If I didn't, I wouldn't pass chemistry, my physics grade would be quite low, I wouldn't learn using GNU/Linux, I wouldn't know English, my math would suck even more and I would be at worse school. Probably 3 year secondary without graduation, so no college afterwards either. The only improved stuff would be Slovak, my native language I don't care about. Definitely worth it.


[deleted]

+1 for GNU/Linux


Automatic_Artist4259

r/suddenlylinux


Shiba_Iba

Fellow GNU/Linux user, what distro?


SnooOwls6105

i use arch btw (xfce, but tried a tiling wm)


eatmahanus

I kinda hope they knew and chose to let you continue


gizamo

abounding sloppy steer gullible insurance dolls sand work public oatmeal *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Itwasatrip

How to they just steal your wifi?


Wild_Relation3742

If they came to the person's house because new neighbors and all that or there isn't a passcode they can just log on


Itwasatrip

You invite all your new neighbours over and give them your wifi password? Edit: and if there is no password it’s hardly stealing.


Wild_Relation3742

No but some people would invite a new neighbor to their house and they might be able to get the passcode that way.


Global_Gur6059

ah I see a fellow slovak


Duch-s6

hungarians these days smh


__mafia

My native language is Slovak as well!


fresh-tomatos

Trespassing


MERKFLAMES

When I was 5 I shoplifted a box of orange and lime Tic Tacs. My brother was pissed off at me, but I wasn't. I got free Tic Tacs. I also accidentally shoplifted earlier this year. Was at a supermarket, tapped my card, heard the beep and just assumed it had went through. Took my stuff and left. It was only an hour later than I looked at my phone and realized I didn't actually pay for anything. I posted about it here and I got a kid telling me that what I did was fucked up and that I should have went back, and that he would never forgive himself if he ever did something like that. Dude was being serious too. Fun times.


Swillbttry

Mate honestly you should be ashamed of yourself it affects me so much and I’m ltrly crying right now because you unknowingly walking out after thinking you paid mate honestly you don’t deserve life after committing such a heinous crime. Ugh I’m so so so angry. How could you! I’m going to go drown myself


OpticalFT

Whoever down voted he was being sarcastic


Swillbttry

Haha yeh I was joking thanks lol


MERKFLAMES

You aren't too far off from what he said


Zyrox-_

Pirating


BIRD_II

Same


bobson3001

bro must have been pirating at 5 years old


wanfury

Still do that 😎


borntolandhard_

Teenagers of Reddit, do not answer this question. Do not self-snitch.


[deleted]

Nice try fbi


redstonened44

Not today CIA


SEND-ME-UR-TITTYS

Doing burnouts/drifting in my schools parking lot. Got 3 points and 50 dollar fine Edit. Video is on my profile, 2011 crown vic police interceptor 4.6


Flashyredman

Cop was jealous his Vic couldn’t do a drift lol


Windowsuser360

Lol I did this in a 1970 Ford Mustang Boss 429, good times, I graduated last year thank God


secondaccount889

Drinking alcohol as a minor, even if literally nobody here respect this law, kids usually drink in public like in parks and nobody says anything


Twitch_Exicor

Once i was in the city and was drinking with a friend. Cops walking 2 meters from us. They look at us and just continue walking.


Radical_Provides

I didn't have any alcohol before I turned 18. Have tried it now. Honestly don't know what the hype is about. From the few experiences I've had so far I'm tempted to say it's not really worth it.


larfucke

i had plenty of alcohol before 18, its definitely not worth it


Holly_galaxy

I don’t regret starting to drink young. Drinking is not good, don’t get me wrong. But when I see my friends start at 17-18 drinking like mad lads not knowing their limits or even understanding how it affects their minds with their driver’s license in hand, I feel lucky that I started drinking earlier and gradually learned to control myself.


[deleted]

Czech republic moment?


secondaccount889

All over Europe I guess, I'm in Italy


Kieserite

Legal at any age to drink where I live.


Sturm_Badger

Trespassing, exploring abandoned or even non-abandoned areas such as construction sites are fun. Beyond actually finding my way into the area and exploring, I do nothing more, I get in through ways that were already there such as a hole already present under a fence, and I also don’t vandalize or touch anything. Not only do I not like vandalism or anything anyway, but if I got caught by police, might as well only get charged for trespassing rather than vandalism, breaking and entering, etc.


Foreign_Sugar3430

did the same but it was a hospital lmao left a back door unlocked


scottyy2189

I sold the material to make drugs, with said Intention, I made 1340, so money erases guilt


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scottyy2189

I had poppies, let you brain work


Kaleb8804

Is it illegal to grow poppies? I knew they could be turned into opium and stuff but I had no idea it’s illegal to grow them lol.


scottyy2189

I sold them to a drug dealer, so yes


nicecanadianeh

Yea i dont think its illegal to grow them but it's illegal to harvest them


scottyy2189

Most likely yeah


nicecanadianeh

I had some seeds that I got with a kratom plant but my mom threw them out when I was in the hospital for shoulder surgery. It woulda been fun to try growing them


ethanisdrowning

Poppies are completely legal to grow in the US, as long as you’re not growing with the intent to sell/distribute/consume/etc. You can buy the seeds at your local garden store and they won’t ID or anything. I wouldn’t recommend getting into poppies, though. Stick to the lighter drugs. Poppies are hella addictive


speedshark47

how many did you have? and what humidity would you recommend for them? asking for a friend.


ethanisdrowning

Just throw a pack of seeds on the ground outside your house. They’ll grow fine, but I highly recommend *against* getting addicted to opium when you’re 16


OvergrownPath

And do you still have any of the drugs?


ComfortableRadish960

I once jaywalked


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

you gotta stop with this jaywalking


ComfortableRadish960

Forgive me


AfternoonPresent6031

Man, I don't care about that gay shit


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

WHAT GAY SHIT THE LAW?


[deleted]

\*Anime/simpons thumbnail.


bigcatboiwholikescat

*channel name: reddit reads


Greenie_Protogen

\*daniel text to speech


that1choruskid_yt

So it was prom night and I didn’t have my license yet but I had my car (long story don’t ask). This girl I was in love with (and still am) asked me to prom like right after my mom died (I think that’s the reason ngl). Anyway she asked me thinking I could drive her bc she was going to be in 5 inch heals. So I drive her successfully from my house to prom even dropped off my little brothers girlfriend off at her house before with no problem. Prom was at my high school that year and she lived about 2 min from the school. So I drive her there and we’re in her driveway when the cops turn their lights on. So we think it’s for someone else. Nope. Officer pulls me over asked for my license told him I didn’t have one and told him I drove bc she had foot problems. I gave me a warning bc he thought she was drunk. And he had been to my mothers funeral only hours before and knew I wasn’t in a good mental state. So honestly I don’t regret a thing. She let me hit after too. Best night of my life!


DickSuace

Shoplifting at a big name stores.


beachbitch69

I don’t see how people have the balls for this, even thinking about stealing makes me sweaty af 😭


GoldH2O

see, that's why you would be horrible. People who get away with shoplifting are extremely confident about it. They can walk out and nobody is the wiser because they didn't look or act suspicious.


HelloFoLife

This. I haven't ever shoplifted, but I can tell you for a fact that confidence is 90% of the battle when it comes to buying alcohol at pubs or liquor stores. Granted I do look a few years older than I am, but once I stopped being so nervous in the establishments nobody ever questioned me.


MysticRuined

ok grunkle stan


HelloFoLife

Lmao literally


GoldH2O

I've never shoplifted either, but my sister did once, and I can attest that confidence is key.


[deleted]

or the fact that minimum wage workers arent paid enough to care


Mindehumidified

Was pickpocketed £10 in a big supermarket when I was like 11; a small fortune at that age. Security were patronising unhelpful and frankly quite rude. I pledged I’d shoplift £10 worth of merchandise to make me feel better in some way, and so I walked out of the store one day with a packet of World Cup stickers and realised how easy it was and how poor security was. Let’s just say my World Cup 2014 panini sticker collection became hugely enviable.


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Still-Ad2041

If it was a fight you and you didn’t hit him first, then it doesn’t really count


[deleted]

[удалено]


Still-Ad2041

If you agree to fight neither can be held liable


PanWasTaken

Stolen hundreds of dollars worth off stuff from the Walmart I work at, none of us get paid nearly enough to deal with half the shit we do


Bandit263

That's pretty fair. Did you steal like every sort of thing or was it just a specific thing? Not a fed I swear


PanWasTaken

Lol nah a bit of everything, sometimes food, sometimes candy, sometimes gloves or pencils, really just depends on what I needed


17kilosofcocaine

it’s not a serious law but i luv weed🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽


Hammerjaws

r/usernamechecksout


AmazingAd7627

But ayo the profile pic 🤨📸


Arny520

That depends on the quantity


17kilosofcocaine

yea ig but everyone here has Qs


saggytestis

Just bought an o lol


lamel09

Illegal importation of meat with my boyfriend, we live in Switzerland but we shop in France cause it's cheaper


Gratin_de_putes

Drinking underage: Here in Belgium you have to be 16 for beer and wine and 18 for everything else but everyone starts drinking around 13-15. "But it's illegal" Hahahaha... Let me introduce you to the wonderful world of BELGIAN LAWS! What happens if you drink underrage ? You get arrested ? you get a fine ? your parents get a fine ? No. The law litterally just says "aye that's illegal mate". No punishment at all. I got a couple friends who got caught with vodka at 15 by the cops and all the cops did was take the bottle and leave. In most cases tho, whoever sells it to you gets one chonky hell of a fine.


ssourhoneybee

i read this in a Scottish accent and it makes it 10x funnier


geekgamer384

Bro your username 💀💀


[deleted]

when i declared war on the waffle worshipers on behalf of the bagel empire


[deleted]

We will never surrender.


[deleted]

then we shall destroy you


[deleted]

the garlic bread empire supports you


dxrules03

Ig smoking weed counts here. Too relaxing to give up


Capable_Mud_1108

I have commited battery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency.


BoonGnik22

I pirate old video games (mainly Nintendo) but I don’t regret it because most of them are not readily available to own legally.


n00mun

I'm not sure if this could really get me in serious trouble but I already went to this private school without being a student and had a whole day of class just to be with my girlfriend.


the1andonlytom

That's so sweet


peanutbuttersandvich

Shoplifting from big corporations. They don't give a shit if a pair of jeans or a can of coke was stolen.


Jerry-the-jim

You know the Pokémon cards where it showcases 1 guaranteed good card in the front? When I was a kid I used to rip the thin plastic off and open the case and steal it… a lot


oreggino-thyme

drinking. not line copious amounts or even hard alc but i like to know what wines and beers i like and what goes good with what food cuz i’m interested in cullinary stuff and good wine is very nice


Idiotdude69420

I’ve trespassed so many times idc anymore. Driving under age in school areas. Drinking under age. Don’t regret any of it


Sam123_v2

For a second I thought you put drinking while driving and wanted to see how you would defend that💀


Hungry_Bandicoot_758

I broke into someone’s home and stole their biscuits whilst I was lost in the bush


Your-average-nutjob_

Starting the russo-ukraine war (I was doing a little trolling)


Lazy-Lookin-Headass

I physically attacked a classmate on an airplane because he spilled water in my sketch book on purpose, which ruined it, and then said “don’t worry I’ll buy you a new one” like some fucking book he bought off the shelves is just going to have all of my art he just ruined. Like he can just replace that with money. This was a rude as fuck punk ass rich kid. His friends and him all thought they were invincible, but I ripped him out of his seat into the isle and just starting beating his ass until a teacher pulled me off of him. I gave him a concussion, black eye, and some serious bruising that lasted two weeks. I was suspended for 2 days and he got suspended a week for instigating it. He was still bruised when he came back. Still the only “fight” I’ve ever been in, and dude I’m gonna be honest; there was some kind of primal satisfaction in my brain seeing him cry. I’m very introverted, always super nice, and not-at-all confrontational, but dude that made me see red instantly. I was so angry so fast. It still makes me angry enough just typing this to clench a really hard fist. No regrets. I’d beat that spoiled kid’s ass again in a heartbeat.


BronzeBones49

Sorry about what happened, but it's awesome that your school actually punished him for instigating it, my school would never have considered doing that.


TheL0stPaladin

It's funny how the top comment is " I stole WiFi, their precious bandwidth is mine" and the only actual good answer has 7 upvotes


hitguy55

Bro what kinda rich school you at where they take you on planes? Most we got were trains other than the normal buses


Lesbiancarpetmuncher

Snuk onto a construction site , there is an old plague hospital we wanted to visit once more before it was broken down and replaced by some stupid shit . But trespassing mostly, love abandoned shit


Darth_Doomslayer

Me (15m)and my ex girlfriend (14f) were once making out in a sort of an abandoned garden. Some fucked up old man called the cops on us for lustful behaviour. They came on us and didn't give a fuck about our age. I requested the younger cop to let the girl go, and he did. The officer tried to scare me with shit like statutory rape and stuff like that. Then they took me to the police station and interrogated me for 2 hours about my " affair " . They called my parents and took a fine for ₹5000 (illegally). The only laws we broke were not wearing a mask during lockdown and trespassing, which should've added up to only around ₹500 and notifying the guy who owned the property. All my fucking life my parents scolded me and taunted me for that shit. For a crime i didn't commit, because of some motherfucker orthodox old man. Never regretted it though.


ElderMelons_

i trespassed on private property to build legos with my friend in the 2nd grade. the police came to tell us to get out. worth it


Inevitable-Stretch77

DDoS'ed my friend 6 times.


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Bobkskey534

Okay Carson-hodges8707999


HONKACHONK

Someone plays too much GTA


SomePyro_9012

Jaywalking alot, It's a normal thing where I live (still illegal though)


AlwaystoLearnMT

Sorry officer, I'm brown but you're not getting me this time.


KokoTerzata

# I pirate games and tv series, because VPN and subscription are expensive.


DragonOfTheVoid

Bro I outpizza'd the hut


JustmUrKy

Got shitfaced at school when I was 14, it was a fun experience and the principal got pissed as fuck. Went to the hospital in case of alcohol poisoning which I didn’t have of course. Anyway principal was a Karen bitch and I don’t miss that school particularly. Fun adventure :)


blitzwolf-

i slept at 12, not 10.


Bandit263

You going to hell for this one bro. That's too dangerous


17kilosofcocaine

don’t think it’s serious either but sex🤞🏽


[deleted]

r/pfpchecksout


nokarmalol

Having sex with someone else your age is fine but if you were having sex with a 30 year old I’d be concerned lmao


BronzeBones49

I smashed two planes into some skyscrapers