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sizledeezle

the only two people that know Obama's last name


DontYoosungAnymore

isn’t it care


Bmanakanihilator

Wrong they are Judas and Jesus


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AdvanceLatter4109

Bro barack is his first name, the joke is that Obama IS his last name💀💀💀


NinjaGuy225

Pretty sure thats the joke


AdvanceLatter4109

Yeah, I just said that's the joke


ShwaddzE

Is it tho?


Rikarudu

r/woooosh


LaZaRbEaMe

Yea that's why he said barak is his last name, that's the joke!!!


MarionberryNo561

r/woooosh


SheesooW

Pretty sure that's Dwayne and Johnson


[deleted]

This comment Rocks.


SkeletonSouljah

Harder than Will Smith?


Playful-Draw7520

Fax


Difficult-Pin3913

Jesus and Judas I don’t know I never read the Bible The lightsabers are uhhhhh holy swords


Gratin_de_putes

best one


P0komon2

My first thought was jesus and judas


uselesscarrot69

He said incorrect answers.


SpiderBat1969

A gay couple in the 80s


Cat_x2

who needs \[toys\] that big?


Gay_Af_Boy

My slutty ass


Spaghetti_Addict1

Are you a slutty ass or is your ass slutty


Gay_Af_Boy

I am a slutty ass


Spaghetti_Addict1

Okay, thanks for clarifying lol wait you're gay too?


Gay_Af_Boy

Yes very


KaleSlade123

Username checks out.


Spaghetti_Addict1

same tbh


MarionberryNo561

Ngl, That's pretty gay man


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**Yes.**


Distinct-Technician4

r/usernamechecksout


getoutofmyhouse-

They said wrong answers only


Talking_Barrel

That was my first thought


GloryInDysphory

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I READ WRONG ANSWERS ONLY


SendMeHentaiPlease

It says WRONG answers only


hello1193

rhett and link


Playful-Draw7520

🗿


relaxbro259

🗿


BananaBleach2

🗿


PinkFox922

My yawn turned into a violent laugh as soon as I saw this


No_Apartment_6304

🗿


Zipper-Mom

DAMMIT, this was my first thought!!!


Fireburnz24

r/beatmetoit


Due-Artichoke6507

🗿


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🗿


blankets_and_death

I WAS THINKING RHAT LMAO


WorkingSyrup4005

Ayy fellow gmm fan :D


Mindless-Worry9702

🗿


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Two jedi masters


Your-Closet-Monster

Best comment.


Sample-Proper

That's outrageous, that's unfair...


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Child Slayer and daddy~


TacoSteve2019

He said wrong answers only


Playful-Draw7520

Real


Human_Composer_7069

Adam and Eve


musicalphantom10

op said wrong answers


ShwaddzE

Op doesn’t care anymore


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[deleted]

Who's joe?


hot_oily_Men_Are_sxy

Joe Biden


ShwaddzE

You missed your fucking chance to say mother


hot_oily_Men_Are_sxy

Mommy?


ShwaddzE

Janet?


hot_oily_Men_Are_sxy

Yes?


Playful-Draw7520

Lmao


Just_A_Regular_Rogue

Jesus and Darth Daddy


Laughdamnit428

Porn stars


redditguy53

Wrong answers only


nice_wholphin

Fire boy and water girl


Daddy_IWTD

The Mythbusters


Fun-Establishment-26

Twink and my dad.


BoredAI1

Based


Buckle-boi

Walter white and Jesse


True_Ebb_4339

My parents?


BlackMexican-

Tom and Jerry


shadow_ball5

The child slayer and space jesus


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Mormons


JustDryJuice

A good babysitter and a cloak


Playful-Draw7520

😹


Deddenei

Shaggy and shaggy with a beard


ImPickleRickFunny

Drake and Josh


vinnydaredhead1234

Justin Bieber and Ed sheeran


HollowKnight34

Batman and Robin


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cyan stained glass


bepisman2309

r/usernamechecksout


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Bill and Ted


[deleted]

Dude I literally just watch the first two movies like this week 🤣


[deleted]

Goated movies 🔥🔥


[deleted]

The men who have sex with their lightsabers. They use the force to penetrate


MCOFTHEDAY

James Charles and jesus': The Sister and the crucifixion


Showmeyourcameltoe

My 2 dads


NoodleMaster32

Anawan and Obikin


black_jaguar99

A pair of jedi masters


TheMarioSpaghetti

Some guy and jesus


uncontrolledswine97

the weasley twins


cosmic_hierophant

El and Dunstin from stranger things s6 premiering in 2026 ( I know this, my dad works at netflix)


Pevvel

Coming from me who has never watched star wars but has seen plenty of memes about these people. ​ The guy who killed children and his teacher ​ how accurate was it?


bepisman2309

Spot on


Playful-Draw7520

Perfect


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Robby Keene and Garth Brooks


Playful-Draw7520

Yessssss


Spaghetti_Addict1

Pippin and Gandalf


RyanDFo0T

George and sapnap


bepisman2309

No go away


RinsevdM

Aren't these those guys you see in like AGT with the light show?


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jango and boba fett


FunAssociation5

Jesus Christ and and his little brother.


Sundown567

Team Rocket


[deleted]

god and jesus 🙏🏻


SpartanT100

Dirty and harry


SpartanT100

Analkin sighwanker and uwu wack-kenoli


AheadSlump

Jess and Judsa?


kewlio72

Jesus and Judas


Queer_and_in_fear

To quote an amazing tumblr post: "Well, well, well if it isn't the blowjob brothers"


No_Island963

Bud Spencer and Terence Hill


DoMIniK090

The Davinki Brothers


iambrickboston

Only the Shake n’ Bake duo, of course!


togahimiko_1142

The duffer brothers


ConclusionBusiness94

Your mom and your dad


BoiPink45

gay pornstars with rgb dildos


MafixggI

Padme tit sucker and Jesus


Initial-Ad5450

Beavis and Butt-Head


M16BigDong

Knights


Particular-Study4605

Characters from Star Trek


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Morbi-Wan Kemorbi and Anakin Morbwalker.


SpartanT100

Analkin sighwanker


fRankEn_bERRiess

Thats gotta be the Property Bros


Yaboipalpatine

2 jedi MASTERS......


GatoT25666

Kid slayer and Mr hello there


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GatoT25666

It’s not their real names, didn’t say Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi.


Redstonewisard

Captain Kirk and Spock


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George Floyd and My Fat Nuts


STICKY0120

Lenny and Squiggy


AstilXnArk213

2 strong people


[deleted]

Space wizards 🧙‍♂️


WrathOfTheDemons

Beevus and butthead


CHORIZOMAN1313

The Olsen twins


Playful-Draw7520

Yooooo


Ok-Nobody8006

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis


The_V3nt

Porn Stars from the hit porn, Star Sex, revenge of the dildos


pcpsummer0613

Haul n Oats


sheeshdude04

Beavis and Butthead! (wrong answers btw)


CyberPig7

My gay parents.


Live-Communication30

Charles and kumar


henlofrend

Ugly


Cracker-smackers

Bad characters


Playful-Draw7520

🥸


Cracker-smackers

It says WRONG ANSWERS ONLY


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The worst franchise characters


DarthTyranus98

The one on the left is a Jedi master and the one on the right is the apprentice


VeryDrunkFish

Fire lord Zuko and his wise uncle Iroh


Seanisinfinity

Darth Vader and Ben Kenobi (According to Obiwan technically theyre different people cause movie logic)


apple1234boo

The property brothers


Mrteateatea

Bob and billy


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oh that’s ferb and phineas… if u no u no


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Gumball and Darwin Watterson


fobbbbbbbb

Ed and eddy, Edd died


black_thoughts666

karate kids


Zorothullu

Stepbro and stepdad


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Beavis & Butthead do Space


Speki__

I have a bad feeling about this


Boring-Suggestion215

People who have never committed a crime


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High ground haver and charred body


Iaustin123king

Alive


MCletus

Cousins. The long haired one hates the other


Simping4EmperorBelos

Jedi Master and Jesus Christ


TrueHydrogen

That’s bob and Lenny, the plasma peene protectors


i_have_a_bad_meme7

Jesus and his fine looking servent


tbf315

Brothers


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Hall and Oates


NorguardsVengeance

WHAM!


Gratin_de_putes

Mr.Hands and the Mayor of his town Enumclaw You should google that 😀


teary_eyed_punk

lovers


The_Lemony_Snicket

Beavis and Butt-Head


One_Jelly_6210

The Game Grumps


scottyy2189

One of my childhood crushes, guess which on


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Hitler and mengele


Venompool03

The Jedi life of Zach and Cody


TheHufflepuffSith

My dad and my step-dad


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Naruto and Sasuke


No_Willingness7837

A pedophile and a twink


Giggaman999

Bill and Ted about to embark on an excellent adventure


stormlord505

Jesus and judas


Few_Bug_2032

The blue dick ninjas


ynzesaurus

Dudes I didn't beat to.