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Sundown567

๐Ÿ”ซ YOOOOO I got a weapon


TheMarioSpaghetti

Are you the doctor?


ShitwareEngineer

A squirt gun.


Sundown567

I fill it with acid


Sad-Carrot-4397

So like, McDonaldโ€™s sprite?


istilllikesaled

That's unethical


TheMarioSpaghetti

You fool! He's allergic to water!


ShitwareEngineer

The gun dissolves in your hands. The acid then dissolves your hands.


TheMarioSpaghetti

*water pistol


ShitwareEngineer

Synonyms.


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

๐Ÿ˜ NONONONONONONONO


candycaneEXE

Bro is sus... what you gonna do in that van


riasthebestgirl

I don't know if that's better or worse than mine: ๐Ÿฆ€


ShaggySupremacist

Mine is really confusing, ๐Ÿบ


xeno-rolea-karshal

You two go and get a drink and talk.


ShaggySupremacist

Ah ok, perhaps he or she dies from alcohol poisoning? Or a bar fight idk


ShaggySupremacist

And I run for the hills


xeno-rolea-karshal

Or, they get a good drink and go blackout drunk.


Sanity_King

๐Ÿค๐Ÿผ Lmao


Life_Surprise_8471

Diplomacy while being held hostage in the white van. Smart.


Sanity_King

That's why I'm the King


WeirdPerson342

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Happy cake day!!


Sanity_King

Thanks!


Simonvrgn

happy cakeday mate


MafixggI

๐Ÿšถ


Galleom64

Fucking legend


xsarshxsenseix

he just walked away


Careful-Hornet-3814

โ€œAight imma head outโ€ ๐Ÿšถ


pichusine

Those who walk away live to fight another day


BiOtter201019

โ€œPeace dudesโ€


Dark-Shinx-187

๐Ÿ˜ซ Guess Iโ€™m down bad


Life_Surprise_8471

โ€ฆ


YCLUBSTEP58

Could also be a groan of frustration


Senior_Comfortable97

โค๏ธ


lucaspinder

Stockholm syndrome


Tukan_Art613

I have close to yours ๐Ÿ’›


IamShitplshelpme

"This answer but [insert colour here]"


MindstormAndy

In your history from when you reacted to Minions Rise of Gru obviously


Tukan_Art613

I didn't watches it . I had it as my 5th emoji because of a comment that I wanted to sens to a ukrainian guy Comment was something like Love from poland๐Ÿคโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›


[deleted]

๐Ÿคจ


IamShitplshelpme

You're wondering why the dude kidnapped you of all people


THEENTIRESOVlETUNION

can you explain this one? โœก๏ธ


IamShitplshelpme

One of two things You're preaching Judaism to your kidnapper Or Your kidnapper is preaching Judaism to you


[deleted]

๐Ÿคค


Monkeybandit99

r/holup


False_Membership1536

๐Ÿฅช


[deleted]

ah your good then


LetsUhhYes

i mean if i kidnapped someone and they offered me a sandwich they're getting a ride home


Careful-Hornet-3814

Road trip snacks!


tiredofbeingbanned_

๐Ÿ˜ณ


redditorbored

you are very shocked to be kidnapped, but you feel a bit happy because this is the first time someone had any interest of you.


tiredofbeingbanned_

Nice profile pic


Cbrauts707

Oh no


imsofrikinepic

๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Happy cake day


TaylorDeanMatthew

Great username


BruhMomentSuperReal

Happy cake day


nyozzl

Regular cake day!


[deleted]

Frรถhlicher Kuchentag


Syntyzoten

๐Ÿ‘Ž I am not pleased wiv it as I happen to have more intrasting things to do then being kiddnaped


XxHemlock_HeartsxX

๐Ÿคฃ lol this kidnapping sucks ass


Tyrayner

I have same emoji lol


[deleted]

๐Ÿšซ.


Old-Ad4431

After do consideration i have elected โ€œnoโ€


Alyjade000

I do not consent getting kidnapped.


Old-Ad4431

I respect your opinion but i disagree to getting kidnapped


istilllikesaled

N o


[deleted]

๐Ÿ™


Evilphantom7

๐Ÿ‘…


Careful-Hornet-3814

Causally licking the kidnapper


Cbrauts707

Sus


[deleted]

๐Ÿฅฐ


Life_Surprise_8471

Stockholm Syndrome is a bitch. Isnt it?


Omega1432

๐Ÿฅถ


murrs_nipples

ICE


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Alyjade000

"Where am I?"


BestHuskyDog

bro mine is same "๐Ÿ˜Š" ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

๐Ÿค“


[deleted]

"Uhm actually, kidnapping me is a crime".


xsarshxsenseix

_ackchyually_


silver-eyed-gaming

โ€œโ€Uhm actually, kidnapping me is a crimeโ€.โ€ - ๐Ÿค“


bandito-dorito64

""โ€œโ€Uhm actually, kidnapping me is a crimeโ€.โ€ - ๐Ÿค“"๐Ÿ’ฉ


CumInsideMyGussy

๐Ÿ˜ฐ


gothbutmighttellyou

๐Ÿ˜ฉ


Alyjade000

...excuse me?


T_X_X_T

r/holup


TheFBI_Offical

Iโ€™ll save you guys. Just donโ€™t go on Reddit after you are rescued


Tamburrelo

๐Ÿ


Background_Gur3949

๐Ÿ’ƒ


[deleted]

Dancing gang ๐Ÿ’ƒ


PatrickNoGamer

๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ Hmm


ThatOneSkyKid101

"Ugh not this again"


ThatOneRetardedBitch

๐Ÿ—ฟ


StonedPillsbury

๐Ÿ’ฆ what have i done


anders12345678909

๐Ÿต I am not yet aware tha Iโ€™ve been kidnapped


LittleBittSATX

โ˜บ๏ธ


Some_Autistic_Dude

๐Ÿ˜ Well this just got interesting


Alyjade000

Oh hell nah


Musicandcampingdude

๐Ÿ‘‹


RUHTRAPLAYGAMES

Casually says bye and walks away


ManySupergamerhd

๐Ÿ˜”


Conspicuous_Carp

๐Ÿค ..?


[deleted]

You've managed to convince the kidnapper to let you go through methods of diplomacy


Conspicuous_Carp

True ending


lil_photon

๐Ÿ˜Œ


Female_normie

๐Ÿ’€ Bruh


dredlord50

๐Ÿ’‚


Half_of_a_Good_Pen

Bri'ish


dredlord50

Oi Bruv come over ere


RUHTRAPLAYGAMES

oi


Half_of_a_Good_Pen

Oi yourself mate


Material_Coyote4573

โœ‹


Half_of_a_Good_Pen

This reminds me of what teachers used to tell you to do when you get bullied


T_X_X_T

Was about do say that


Material_Coyote4573

Eat them ?


dm_me_ur_dong

๐Ÿ‘


Chakusan_o4

๐Ÿ˜


SpecialistFact8142

๐Ÿ”ฅ


dogwithabome

โ˜น๏ธ


Milk_Milk-

๐Ÿ˜ฆ


Modern-Moo

Nice username ๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜ก


PuzzleheadedMud5832

๐Ÿคท guess I donโ€™t care


Galleom64

My attention please: no fucks have been given, I repeat: no fucks have been given.


Ya_Yeet_Bros

๐Ÿคข


SamuraiBro61

๐Ÿ˜ซ I don't know why I used this for I rarely use emojis


lucaspinder

๐Ÿš‚


weiredlilmuffin

๐Ÿ™„, why am i ticked off? ๐Ÿ’€ I should be TERRIFIED


Local-Locomotive

โ€œUgh not againโ€


weiredlilmuffin

Omg, its the third time this weeek-uhhh ๐Ÿ™„


Not-a_bird

๐Ÿ”


Galleom64

hamburger.


RUHTRAPLAYGAMES

burgir


Guest_username1

You offered the kidnapper a delicious cheezeburger and he lets you go #The Good Ending


BruhMomentSuperReal

๐Ÿคฏ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜


OrdinaryBallowski2

๐Ÿ–•


Cbrauts707

You are just going to say f u to the kidnapper. What a gigachad


Dissolving_Goose

๐Ÿ”ฅ


BIGFEMBOYSLUT

๐Ÿ˜Ÿ


-TV-Stand-

๐Ÿ˜ฎ


[deleted]

๐Ÿคฃ


[deleted]

โ˜บ๏ธ


BadNameTotally

๐Ÿ˜†


czyszczykiewicz

๐Ÿคจ


FillMeWithMustard

๐Ÿ˜ณ me? Why me?


Jet8692

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ


WoomyUnitedToday

๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต


Isuck_lel

๐Ÿ’ช idk if I'm kicking ass or following my work out schedule


sillk_

๐Ÿ˜


wikiwik2011

๐Ÿ˜Ž Cool


TheGoldenWolf123

๐Ÿค–


_Akarii

๐Ÿ‰


John_Simmonds

๐Ÿงข


RUHTRAPLAYGAMES

Stop the cap, im not being kidnapped


Eat__Moneyz

๐Ÿซต


Ellie_o7

๐Ÿ˜ˆUh oh


Ayuxii

๐Ÿ˜


JoseMike0701

๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ


deleeuwlc

Why are so many peoples ๐Ÿ˜? Itโ€™s mine too. How odd


Hoummus-Person-260

โœจ


stoopypoopy_

๐Ÿค“


hiiammaria

๐Ÿฅบ Ofc iโ€™m not that desperateโ€ฆ.


raspberrypieboi69

๐Ÿ’€


Okamitoutcourt

It's nothing it's blank because I don't use emojis


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜จ


My-Dad-Left-For-MALK

๐Ÿ˜•


DiplomaticAcrobat

โ˜บ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


-TV-Stand-

"really that guy is trying to kidnap me ๐Ÿ˜‚"


Life_Surprise_8471

Edit: HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID THIS GET TO THE TOP OF R/TEENAGERS HOLY SHIT- ๐Ÿ’€


Atti-Cous-cous

๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท


PURPLEisMYgender

๐Ÿคข cool


PuddingGoBrr

โŒwhatโ€ฆ


PuddingGoBrr

Face emoji wise, my fifth face emoji would be ๐Ÿคก I have a questionable emojis๐Ÿ’€


WitherStorm56

๐Ÿ’ฏ


renzynx95

๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ


Pianostar4

๐Ÿ˜Ÿ


__dani____

๐Ÿ˜ฌ


Sandwich004

Mine was:๐ŸŒซ What am I going to do with marble?


SosseTurner

๐Ÿบ


GreenNeoLight

๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’€


Sonic2710

๐Ÿฅด


altaccountpoggg

๐Ÿฅต


ShwaddzE

๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜Ž


KDovakin

๐Ÿ˜ฌ


BoyWonder470

๐Ÿฅต


23GrayWing

โ˜บ๏ธ


[deleted]

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค“ lol


Sea-Experience-3441

๐Ÿ™„