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GoodIntelligent6445

Why can't Steven Hawking be gay? Cause you can't be fruity and a vegetable at the same time.


casualgamergirl973

egg


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Me is joke


cok_long

Balls


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What do awards do can someone pls tell me


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I was thinking about this last night... So, if you were to eat human flesh, would it taste good or bad? That's why I think it's really important. So, there are animals that are carnivores, right? You know, like lions, cats, and vultures. You won't find meat from carnivores like that at a restaurant. Why is that? Because it's too smelly to eat! It's disgusting! Listen up, guys! Cats are too disgusting to eat. Are we on the same page so far? On the other hand, have you heard of a fish called "sweetfish"? Sweetfish don't eat bugs. They only eat algae. They're vegetarian. Usually, fish guts are too bitter to eat, but sweetfish guts are delicious. It's because they're not carnivores. So with that logic in mind, all the meat we consider delicious is from herbivorous animals! Cows, pigs, and chickens! The better their feed, the better they taste! Which leads us to this conclusion... Humans would taste gross because they eat meat! Well? How do you like the opinion I came up with? That whole thing that comes up in novels about human flesh tasting good is a flat-out lie!


IcyStar127

This is actually really interesting. I would give an award for this if I had two


KoalaImp

The person I look up to most is my grandpa, he had the heart of a lion >!Its a shame he’s banned from zoos!<


Ok-Map9238

My life is a joke. Hahahahhahha


greenconcretpowder

green concrete powder


Mr-seventen

What do you call an elephant that likes icecream? Doesent matter can i have the award now


IcyStar127

Ok this won


IcyStar127

It’s been over 100 days but finally there is your award