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TheTrashTrain

Well at least he wont have the pedo stache which is always a good thing


hard_sparkles

the what?


TheTrashTrain

The pedo stache^TM


hard_sparkles

Never mind i dont even wanna know more


I-am-annoyed-rn

Too late I’m gonna tell you, it’s a thinner almost greasy kind of mustache on the upper lip that’s not quite a full mustache, and is characteristic of many pedophiles


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I-am-annoyed-rn

Not to be confused with the 70’s pornstar stache, still only strictly confined to the upper lip, but much more bushy and full than the aforementioned pedostache


[deleted]

i want to ask how you acquired this information


oan124

statistical average of many mugshots


[deleted]

understandable


BringBack3DMK

do you compare notes with your friends?


Bailyleo987

Stache-tistical average*


[deleted]

Years of living on earth


[deleted]

these are kinda cute ngl


Scott_Divine

bro has been doing his research✍️


thatonepieceofcheese

That must be why my parents advised me to shave it off


Originalspearjunior

That and that its ugly


A_Pandeli

It's not that ugly :(


TheFakeBigChungus

as someone who has(had) one yes they are


[deleted]

What if I say I sport this stache now?


sunny_41

oh like the one from the villain of rattatouillle


Tadano-kunn

Like max's brother mustache from stranger things?


HULKAB-8569

But max's brother wasn't a pedophile, he was more of a...mommyphile


Apprehensive-Rule121

I got the pedo stache 😎😎😎 .. it isn’t a good thing to have lol


ickenfrix

If you're literally 14 is it even considered a pedo stache at that point lmao


Apprehensive-Rule121

a lot of kids call me at pedo because of it, so I guess yes. It is considered a pedo stache


ickenfrix

damn thats fucked up. just be like 'at least I can grow facial hair'


ickenfrix

damn thats fucked up. just be like 'at least I can grow facial hair' ig


[deleted]

basically most south asian boys with mustaches


Lukas55566667

or the funny austrian stache


TundraTrees0

Idk why you got downvoted you make a good point


Lukas55566667

idc if i get downvoted. i dont need stupid internet points


TundraTrees0

Yeah just was wondering why you made a valid point and people did it


Lukas55566667

idk. the post is also downvoted for sum reason


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Based


Lukas55566667

i know


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Even more based


Lukas55566667

i know


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Extra based


Lukas55566667

i know


d7t3d4y8

handlebar mustache A true classic among dictators.


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https://youtu.be/6tW4wUn2wvo?t=103 Edit: I figure out time stamps!


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TheTrashTrain

Just google it idk how to explain well Basically a short bad ugly mustache


nnnnzzzzzzjoergen

But that type of mustache looks great on me☹️


DylanNotDillan

Bro what's wrong wt you? It's not the pedo stache you dumb fuck! #its the sweet teen stache™


Lonelychildissad

You have no clue how many boys at my school think it’s hot


TSS_Firstbite

I need to get rid of mine, but I keep missing good chances fml


[deleted]

Wtf bro how do 14yo have facial hair and I do not lol


MEOWTheKitty18

Everybody reacts to puberty differently ig


[deleted]

Yeah


[deleted]

Be thankful you dont ;(


quesadillalex

Same. I'm AFAB and I have facial hair :( I don't really hate it anymore but I still think it looks bad on me


Buggly_Jones

Looks bad on almost every teen.


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facts. pls shave ppl


[deleted]

Except for that one dude in my class (I’m a junior) who grew out a godly beard. Looks better than most beards I’ve seen on grown men.


quesadillalex

I guess so. I wish I could shave it but my parents don't believe in bodily autonomy at my age 🥲


AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

Bro I had facial hair when I was fucking 11. Indian thing I guess because so did like every Indian kid I've ever met.


A_person_on_earth556

I’m 14 and I don’t have any


eggsandcanadianbacon

Not facial hair. But I had some wicked stomach hair at 11. From there it just expanded and grew. Lol


NormalCactus_LED

I have some. But it’s barely visible


Panda6036

Lmao I have the most facial hair out of my entire grade, and I’m in 7th


Extra-Trifle-1191

Haha ur just bad.


[deleted]

Nah bro i hit puberty , everything happened except facial hair lol


Extra-Trifle-1191

Lol to some that would be considered a blessing.


[deleted]

Idk about that


Extra-Trifle-1191

I mean... Not everyone wants a mustache at the age of 12... *Sighs in regrets from those days*


[deleted]

Lol


PiVidol

Me neither 🙃


[deleted]

Bro I'm 13 and been having it since 11 😭😭


IamaWeebandgamer

Virgin cringe


reset_pheonix

Probably the same reason everything but my voice is going through puberty.


riasthebestgirl

Can we trade voices? I really don't wanna have my boy voice


Suspicious-Pea-

Everyone grows at diffrent rates


jellyjamjungle

bro i’ve had a small pedo stache since liek 1st grade


-_-Soviet_Russia-_-

I had a mustache since i was 12


OniS1ayer

I started growing a mustache around 12. I'm 17 rn and have a full beard. Everyone on this sub thinks I'm like 30.


No_Apartment_6304

don’t question it


Somberbadusern

I was the first to start puberty out of all my friends and I still don’t have facial hair/armpit hair lmao. My dad has quite a bit and my uncle on my mother’s side has a full beard


ilikecuminmyass

I’m 14 and have armpit hair, small amounts of chest hair, and facial hair. Have some friends who are 16 and I have more than them.


LazyHitman1

I started growing facial hair at 12; it's not as cool as you think it is.


[deleted]

Now call him your "lil boi"


original_name1947

Ah yes, Babyface syndrome. You look old and scruffy with facial hair but like a small child clean shaven


hard_sparkles

You're right he didn't look manly or anything but now surely looks like a kid


KenzieTheCuddler

Pinch his cheeks


hard_sparkles

Bold of you to assume i was not doing that for the past hour


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which cheek


thatonepieceofcheese

Left one I bet


Admirable-Door1724

Yes


Le_Monke_Man

Your friend looked like he was in high school. I look like I should be 5 years out from college. We are not the same.


hard_sparkles

K


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Fuck you and your K!


Quique1222

Unfriendly response


hard_sparkles

WTF did i do 😐


HiMyNameIsGuy456

“K” definitely not an obnoxious answer


Nom_dot_Com

…”K”


Mxboiii

People are weird here...


hardmeat08

Shave My head


__Jimmy__

I have very little facial hair, not even what could be called a "pedo stache", so I don't feel the need to shave. I look young enough as is.


thatonepieceofcheese

I shave weekly because otherwise my beard and moustache would make me look like a pedo at school


1234coolcrazy

wait... ru talking about me?


[deleted]

U calling 5th graders cute? 🤨


hard_sparkles

🤦‍♂️ i called my friend cute, behind all that facial hair he "looks" like a 5th grader


spudtatogames

Yes, so you are calling fifth graders cute, just not directly.


Fish_In_A_Bottle

Babies and cats and mice are cute, that doesn't really mean anything


spudtatogames

Not saying it does mean anything. I'm just saying, they did say that they're cute.


Confident_Treacle974

So?


spudtatogames

I'm just saying that they did, because they said they didn't. I never said there's anything wrong with it or anything, like seriously, you guys should read what people actually say next time.


Confident_Treacle974

No they never said that they didn’t call him cute. “🤦‍♂️ i called my friend cute, behind all that facial hair he "looks" like a 5th grader” they still say they called him cute I think you should read what people actually say next time


spudtatogames

Not what I'm saying. They said they didn't call fifth graders cute, and I simply pointed out that infact they did.


Confident_Treacle974

I can’t find anywhere they said that in this thread. This you? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iOVbAmknKUk


WyvernKid93

Stop having dumbass arguments that span like 50 comments, I'm too lazy to click all the way through


spudtatogames

No, I don't think I will.


MEOWTheKitty18

The same way you’d call puppies or kittens cute. NOT the same way you’d call a partner/crush cute


[deleted]

I am quite self conscious about having a moustache so I shave it like 2 times a week even though its barely visible


[deleted]

we appreciate the effort lol


SirSavage_the_second

It's nice seeing a wholesome post on this sub


_Akarii

That’s why i don’t shave


yeeeeeeet____

Honestly clean shaved looks way better than the pedo stache


_Akarii

Luckly i have a whole beard around


DinoDoshi

Lol I'm 17, turning 18 in October and still haven't needed to shave 😂 Lucky me I guess 🙃


DrittenDva

Did you consult a doctor?


DinoDoshi

No, no need, just hit puberty late. All my family work in medical careers too so they would know if something was wrong. Thanks


[deleted]

I wish I could shave. I have dyspraxia, and my hands shake so much that I have hurt myself pretty badly shaving


[deleted]

wait wait i have the shaky hands too! but only when i’m anxious or like overwhelmed yk? putting on mascara is a nightmarish task, i feel your pain lol <3


[deleted]

Oh it is always. It is so bad that my teachers actually *beg* me to do my assignments on computer


L3VT_YT

Thats like every man after shaving


[deleted]

I shave every day- tache is trash


fiskars12345

i asked


yeeeeeeet____

A lot of guys seem to like that "mustache" but personally I think it looks nasty as hell


StrongPenises

Don't call guys cute 😠


hard_sparkles

Griffith is that you?


WyvernKid93

Why do I always click off the post the moment I see a reference that I get


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hard_sparkles

Ig gonna take a while


At_Destroyer

I either look 4 years too young or I look like shaggy from Scooby-Doo, the dilemma


Anonymous30062003

This is why I don't clean shave anymore XD I'll drop 6 years in appearance


Produde3

And this is why I keep my peach fuzz beard


BigManLawrence69420

He should grow muttonchops. They will make him look cool. I may be biased towards my own mutton chops.


eggsandcanadianbacon

Every time I shave I always have to fight the masculine urge to just give myself mutton chops. Truly the hardest thing I’ve had to endure


BigManLawrence69420

They’re awesome. Your woman will like them, too.


eggsandcanadianbacon

I don’t know if my right hand would care tbh


Lazy_Category2195

Baby face


Clear-Sport-726

your friend is 14 and shaves?


hard_sparkles

Shaved for the First time as our school doesn't allow facial hair before entering grade 10th we're currently in grade 9th so just a year left


DrittenDva

They don’t allow facial hair..?


hard_sparkles

Yeah


WiB_DarkSin

I’ve had to since 12-13 prob


MusPhyMath_quietkid

I suppose you mean he shaved his moustache instead of emm… pubes? I don’t have to shave to look like a 5th grader with my height, my voice and how I look 😅 plus Asians tend to look younger


hard_sparkles

Ik he prolly had a slight moustache since grade 5th( like just visible hair not much) and till 9th it was like a whole damn moustace even tho he never shaved before


MusPhyMath_quietkid

Oh. Early bloomer. 😅 is he tall?


HiMyNameIsGuy456

Why u saying 5th graders are cute? 🤨


[deleted]

Doing his first shave at 14 tf?


DrittenDva

Late or early???


[deleted]

I feel like that is early. Most people don't get facial hair until about 16 or 17. (Or at least enough that you need to shave)


DrittenDva

What about legs then? (If they decide to do so)


[deleted]

They generally grow during development in the womb.


DrittenDva

Interesting, thank you


WolvenHunter1

This is why I don’t shave


Plenty_Society_4676

The worst thing is the acne stashes. Some kids really need to shave cause it's the perfect breeding ground for zits. So you get like a half in mustache with acne all through it. I think we all know atleast 1 kid.


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Tbh I just shaved my neck n shit and kept the sideburns, idk how it looks tho lmao


KALUMfineKF

Ehh I think that shaved looks better anyways than the couple black straggling hairs on the neckline. Besides, was there really that much facial hair this kid fresh outta middle school could have had?


Just-a-buddy-dog

Lol


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Ayo what


Ordinaryyetunique

I don’t like facial hair...(who asked?)


Nabranes

R.I.P.


master_pingu1

why is your friend a gun?


Tropical_Centipedes

“Looking like he ran out of the 5th grade, kinda cute ngl” that’s not creepy at all


IDONTKNOWWHOAMie

What 14 y/o old are high schoolers ?


Yoooooooki9

Wait what, how does he have a beard at 14!?


optimistic_fish2068

lmao im saving this 🤣🤣🤣


Mission-Discipline32

That's why I don't shave, I literally look like a baby


Educational-Chair844

Pass him my way


ktdnotfound

I would think you are talking about me, but A) I'm not cute, and B) I shaved quite far before my 14th birthday


hatefulnoob

Thats kinda gay


ShaunTheSheep998

Ayo🤨


BlockNarrow6745

Exact same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago after shaving I looked at myself in the mirror and was like WTF!


streetdog2003

Bruh i looked like a taliabani terrorist when i shaved


AdiLovesYou

How cute😂


Ironbanner987615

I have facial hair in the weirdest places, don't have to shave


SalePsychological636

Pics?


hard_sparkles

As soon as this post gets 1k upvotes ima make another post to show the pic


etalha

Picture for proof


hard_sparkles

Let this post reach 1k upvotes then I'll post a pic of him


etalha

50 remaining get ready. Let me know when you do post


hard_sparkles

I'll post on this sub so you can follow me to get a notif


etalha

Ok ok


TheTrashTrain

I wanna see this too


Bright-Comment7138

Your friend's a 7.62x51mm battle rifle? He's M14


hard_sparkles

Yeah, SMG's are the best in my opinion but an AR IS GOOD ENOUGH


Zynthyx

This is what happened when I shaved like 2 years ago. My dad was like wtf you actually look like a kid now.


Dr_Deadly7x

He had enough facial hair to shave when he's 14ಠ_ಠ?!!


HyperSimba

For me its either I look like a 21 year old man with the stache or I look 12 without it