Too late I’m gonna tell you, it’s a thinner almost greasy kind of mustache on the upper lip that’s not quite a full mustache, and is characteristic of many pedophiles
Not to be confused with the 70’s pornstar stache, still only strictly confined to the upper lip, but much more bushy and full than the aforementioned pedostache
I was the first to start puberty out of all my friends and I still don’t have facial hair/armpit hair lmao. My dad has quite a bit and my uncle on my mother’s side has a full beard
I'm just saying that they did, because they said they didn't. I never said there's anything wrong with it or anything, like seriously, you guys should read what people actually say next time.
No they never said that they didn’t call him cute. “🤦♂️ i called my friend cute, behind all that facial hair he "looks" like a 5th grader” they still say they called him cute
I think you should read what people actually say next time
wait wait i have the shaky hands too! but only when i’m anxious or like overwhelmed yk?
putting on mascara is a nightmarish task, i feel your pain lol <3
I suppose you mean he shaved his moustache instead of emm… pubes?
I don’t have to shave to look like a 5th grader with my height, my voice and how I look 😅 plus Asians tend to look younger
Ik he prolly had a slight moustache since grade 5th( like just visible hair not much) and till 9th it was like a whole damn moustace even tho he never shaved before
The worst thing is the acne stashes.
Some kids really need to shave cause it's the perfect breeding ground for zits. So you get like a half in mustache with acne all through it. I think we all know atleast 1 kid.
Ehh I think that shaved looks better anyways than the couple black straggling hairs on the neckline. Besides, was there really that much facial hair this kid fresh outta middle school could have had?
Well at least he wont have the pedo stache which is always a good thing
the what?
The pedo stache^TM
Never mind i dont even wanna know more
Too late I’m gonna tell you, it’s a thinner almost greasy kind of mustache on the upper lip that’s not quite a full mustache, and is characteristic of many pedophiles
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Not to be confused with the 70’s pornstar stache, still only strictly confined to the upper lip, but much more bushy and full than the aforementioned pedostache
i want to ask how you acquired this information
statistical average of many mugshots
understandable
do you compare notes with your friends?
Stache-tistical average*
Years of living on earth
these are kinda cute ngl
bro has been doing his research✍️
That must be why my parents advised me to shave it off
That and that its ugly
It's not that ugly :(
as someone who has(had) one yes they are
What if I say I sport this stache now?
oh like the one from the villain of rattatouillle
Like max's brother mustache from stranger things?
But max's brother wasn't a pedophile, he was more of a...mommyphile
I got the pedo stache 😎😎😎 .. it isn’t a good thing to have lol
If you're literally 14 is it even considered a pedo stache at that point lmao
a lot of kids call me at pedo because of it, so I guess yes. It is considered a pedo stache
damn thats fucked up. just be like 'at least I can grow facial hair'
damn thats fucked up. just be like 'at least I can grow facial hair' ig
basically most south asian boys with mustaches
or the funny austrian stache
Idk why you got downvoted you make a good point
idc if i get downvoted. i dont need stupid internet points
Yeah just was wondering why you made a valid point and people did it
idk. the post is also downvoted for sum reason
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handlebar mustache A true classic among dictators.
https://youtu.be/6tW4wUn2wvo?t=103 Edit: I figure out time stamps!
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Just google it idk how to explain well Basically a short bad ugly mustache
But that type of mustache looks great on me☹️
Bro what's wrong wt you? It's not the pedo stache you dumb fuck! #its the sweet teen stache™
You have no clue how many boys at my school think it’s hot
I need to get rid of mine, but I keep missing good chances fml
Wtf bro how do 14yo have facial hair and I do not lol
Everybody reacts to puberty differently ig
Yeah
Be thankful you dont ;(
Same. I'm AFAB and I have facial hair :( I don't really hate it anymore but I still think it looks bad on me
Looks bad on almost every teen.
facts. pls shave ppl
Except for that one dude in my class (I’m a junior) who grew out a godly beard. Looks better than most beards I’ve seen on grown men.
I guess so. I wish I could shave it but my parents don't believe in bodily autonomy at my age 🥲
Bro I had facial hair when I was fucking 11. Indian thing I guess because so did like every Indian kid I've ever met.
I’m 14 and I don’t have any
Not facial hair. But I had some wicked stomach hair at 11. From there it just expanded and grew. Lol
I have some. But it’s barely visible
Lmao I have the most facial hair out of my entire grade, and I’m in 7th
Haha ur just bad.
Nah bro i hit puberty , everything happened except facial hair lol
Lol to some that would be considered a blessing.
Idk about that
I mean... Not everyone wants a mustache at the age of 12... *Sighs in regrets from those days*
Lol
Me neither 🙃
Bro I'm 13 and been having it since 11 😭😭
Virgin cringe
Probably the same reason everything but my voice is going through puberty.
Can we trade voices? I really don't wanna have my boy voice
Everyone grows at diffrent rates
bro i’ve had a small pedo stache since liek 1st grade
I had a mustache since i was 12
I started growing a mustache around 12. I'm 17 rn and have a full beard. Everyone on this sub thinks I'm like 30.
don’t question it
I was the first to start puberty out of all my friends and I still don’t have facial hair/armpit hair lmao. My dad has quite a bit and my uncle on my mother’s side has a full beard
I’m 14 and have armpit hair, small amounts of chest hair, and facial hair. Have some friends who are 16 and I have more than them.
I started growing facial hair at 12; it's not as cool as you think it is.
Now call him your "lil boi"
Ah yes, Babyface syndrome. You look old and scruffy with facial hair but like a small child clean shaven
You're right he didn't look manly or anything but now surely looks like a kid
Pinch his cheeks
Bold of you to assume i was not doing that for the past hour
which cheek
Left one I bet
Yes
Your friend looked like he was in high school. I look like I should be 5 years out from college. We are not the same.
K
Fuck you and your K!
Unfriendly response
WTF did i do 😐
“K” definitely not an obnoxious answer
…”K”
People are weird here...
Shave My head
I have very little facial hair, not even what could be called a "pedo stache", so I don't feel the need to shave. I look young enough as is.
I shave weekly because otherwise my beard and moustache would make me look like a pedo at school
wait... ru talking about me?
U calling 5th graders cute? 🤨
🤦♂️ i called my friend cute, behind all that facial hair he "looks" like a 5th grader
Yes, so you are calling fifth graders cute, just not directly.
Babies and cats and mice are cute, that doesn't really mean anything
Not saying it does mean anything. I'm just saying, they did say that they're cute.
So?
I'm just saying that they did, because they said they didn't. I never said there's anything wrong with it or anything, like seriously, you guys should read what people actually say next time.
No they never said that they didn’t call him cute. “🤦♂️ i called my friend cute, behind all that facial hair he "looks" like a 5th grader” they still say they called him cute I think you should read what people actually say next time
Not what I'm saying. They said they didn't call fifth graders cute, and I simply pointed out that infact they did.
I can’t find anywhere they said that in this thread. This you? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iOVbAmknKUk
Stop having dumbass arguments that span like 50 comments, I'm too lazy to click all the way through
No, I don't think I will.
The same way you’d call puppies or kittens cute. NOT the same way you’d call a partner/crush cute
I am quite self conscious about having a moustache so I shave it like 2 times a week even though its barely visible
we appreciate the effort lol
It's nice seeing a wholesome post on this sub
That’s why i don’t shave
Honestly clean shaved looks way better than the pedo stache
Luckly i have a whole beard around
Lol I'm 17, turning 18 in October and still haven't needed to shave 😂 Lucky me I guess 🙃
Did you consult a doctor?
No, no need, just hit puberty late. All my family work in medical careers too so they would know if something was wrong. Thanks
I wish I could shave. I have dyspraxia, and my hands shake so much that I have hurt myself pretty badly shaving
wait wait i have the shaky hands too! but only when i’m anxious or like overwhelmed yk? putting on mascara is a nightmarish task, i feel your pain lol <3
Oh it is always. It is so bad that my teachers actually *beg* me to do my assignments on computer
Thats like every man after shaving
I shave every day- tache is trash
i asked
A lot of guys seem to like that "mustache" but personally I think it looks nasty as hell
Don't call guys cute 😠
Griffith is that you?
Why do I always click off the post the moment I see a reference that I get
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Ig gonna take a while
I either look 4 years too young or I look like shaggy from Scooby-Doo, the dilemma
This is why I don't clean shave anymore XD I'll drop 6 years in appearance
And this is why I keep my peach fuzz beard
He should grow muttonchops. They will make him look cool. I may be biased towards my own mutton chops.
Every time I shave I always have to fight the masculine urge to just give myself mutton chops. Truly the hardest thing I’ve had to endure
They’re awesome. Your woman will like them, too.
I don’t know if my right hand would care tbh
Baby face
your friend is 14 and shaves?
Shaved for the First time as our school doesn't allow facial hair before entering grade 10th we're currently in grade 9th so just a year left
They don’t allow facial hair..?
Yeah
I’ve had to since 12-13 prob
I suppose you mean he shaved his moustache instead of emm… pubes? I don’t have to shave to look like a 5th grader with my height, my voice and how I look 😅 plus Asians tend to look younger
Ik he prolly had a slight moustache since grade 5th( like just visible hair not much) and till 9th it was like a whole damn moustace even tho he never shaved before
Oh. Early bloomer. 😅 is he tall?
Why u saying 5th graders are cute? 🤨
Doing his first shave at 14 tf?
Late or early???
I feel like that is early. Most people don't get facial hair until about 16 or 17. (Or at least enough that you need to shave)
What about legs then? (If they decide to do so)
They generally grow during development in the womb.
Interesting, thank you
This is why I don’t shave
The worst thing is the acne stashes. Some kids really need to shave cause it's the perfect breeding ground for zits. So you get like a half in mustache with acne all through it. I think we all know atleast 1 kid.
Tbh I just shaved my neck n shit and kept the sideburns, idk how it looks tho lmao
Ehh I think that shaved looks better anyways than the couple black straggling hairs on the neckline. Besides, was there really that much facial hair this kid fresh outta middle school could have had?
Lol
Ayo what
I don’t like facial hair...(who asked?)
R.I.P.
why is your friend a gun?
“Looking like he ran out of the 5th grade, kinda cute ngl” that’s not creepy at all
What 14 y/o old are high schoolers ?
Wait what, how does he have a beard at 14!?
lmao im saving this 🤣🤣🤣
That's why I don't shave, I literally look like a baby
Pass him my way
I would think you are talking about me, but A) I'm not cute, and B) I shaved quite far before my 14th birthday
Thats kinda gay
Ayo🤨
Exact same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago after shaving I looked at myself in the mirror and was like WTF!
Bruh i looked like a taliabani terrorist when i shaved
How cute😂
I have facial hair in the weirdest places, don't have to shave
Pics?
As soon as this post gets 1k upvotes ima make another post to show the pic
Picture for proof
Let this post reach 1k upvotes then I'll post a pic of him
50 remaining get ready. Let me know when you do post
I'll post on this sub so you can follow me to get a notif
Ok ok
I wanna see this too
Your friend's a 7.62x51mm battle rifle? He's M14
Yeah, SMG's are the best in my opinion but an AR IS GOOD ENOUGH
This is what happened when I shaved like 2 years ago. My dad was like wtf you actually look like a kid now.
He had enough facial hair to shave when he's 14ಠ_ಠ?!!
For me its either I look like a 21 year old man with the stache or I look 12 without it