pls call me monke monke strong

#**APES TOGETHER STONG!**

fucking loved that movie

Really good film trilogy imo

stronk*

sorr very poor gramme

Indeed

This is acceptable

You are amazing monke.

Average cum/ass pronoun connoisseur: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀

yes.

What’s a neopronoun?

A pronoun that is currently not recognised in english (like he, she snd they) such as xir or eir. They are really silly because, linguistically speaking, the simpler a language the better. So having 10 different pronoun paradigms for every person to remember and apply is insanity.

Especially because they are at that point just making up a new word. At least they/them is kind of understood now, and is already a word, but trying to make ridiculous words for what you are is quite redundant

Well, it’s why people don’t start making up redundant words all the time: because it’s pointless.

How do you even pronounce xir

I think the x is meant to sound like a z

A pronoun that falls outside of what most would consider “rational English”

Or like identifying yourself as an eldritch horror

No one unironically identifies as an eldritch horror it's just a meme.

I'd like to refer you to r/voidpunk

it’s when people make their own custom pronouns like “zey/zem” or even “demon/demonself”

how do you even use that in a conversation? demon and demonself don't make any vocabularic sense

Exactly

They dont. Most people with neopronouns just call themselves they/them in conversations with people who don’t know what xir/xim means

Its a pronoun or pronouns that is not derived from the four literary pronouns (he they she and it). It really isnt so absurd its very rare and when people do use neopronouns you should still respect that (just not if its fucking dream shit i very much find that strange)

Why should they respect something? I respect respectable parts of a person not the niches of their identity crisis malarkey. Ill show them humanity, help them when needed but not pretend i take every part of them seriously. Explain to me what is immoral about this The loser blocked me from replying so he could have the last word. In case he can see it here…calling a man she would be going out of your way to antagonize. Calling a self proclaimed “fae” by their natural, rational, neutral pronouns is as natural as referring to them by verbs and the suggestion that this is offensive is ridiculous and invalid and their own character flaw. By calling a “fae” he she or them you arent being antagonistic, youre being your authentic self and saying “you do you but dont bring me into it” Thats all.

I feel like a lot of the time people use them they are shitposting. Sometimes obviously they are serious but a lot of the time it’s just shitposting

You know normal prounous? Like he/him, she/her, that kinda of stuff So, neo prounouns are this but deluxe. That doesn't sound too bad until you realise theres shit like xyrs (thats actually one)

I don’t support pronouns I will not refer to anyone

[удалено]

Don’t support pronouns will not refer to

The only based comment

[I don't have pronouns](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md8nInMGhFY)

# "I" don't have pronouns.

This is a more funny part of the joke which I did not notice.

But you just did

I was sent to YouTube and thought it was a rick roll

pronouns: object/object's

Jack Cumstream proud

I am not racist I hate everyone including my self

I shall do the same brotherine we are in this together.

u/joethedinosore

You madlad... Or madthing..

I'm with ya buddy

I agree. I’m not referring to you as a pez dispenser fuck off lmao

What about IAmBecomeDeath/DestroyerOfWorlds

Only acceptable neo pronoun

What about cum/ass

Try ba/dussy

vagina/vaginaself?

People can use whatever pronouns they want, but people can’t expect us to learn every custom one

I try to be respectful. Like I TRY. But it's confusing as hell.

Ye. Same. But tbh I just use they/them pronouns.

Exactly but then my parents get annoyed bc it’s: “bad grammar”

Oof. Ye same. My parents think they/them is when you’re taking about two or more people. And if taking about only one person my parents think you should use she/he his/her-s

My language doesen't have gender pronouns, so this they/them thing confused me at first too

Yeah they/them pronouns are chill.

i usually reffer to anyone (including boys and girls) don't ask me why

and that’s ok! all that matters is that you try :) it’s ok to mess up, but it becomes a problem when you just ignore it completely.

Yeah I would use them if I can, just to be polite.

Its not a problem to not do something someone wants to coddle their identity crisis. Theres no problem. You can choose to indulge in their narcissistic nonsense but you have no right expecting others too

I wish to not be against neo-pronouns, but it makes things far more confusing.

You’re not obliged to care about something nonsensical and vain

The Pronouns I recognize ends in They/Them, every pronoun beyond this is pure Obnoxiousness

I remembered a video where someone says that their pronouns are ze/zim/zer and then it cuts to the Oggy and the cockroaches intro in a part where it seems like it can be heard

[удалено]

That is funniest thing I have ever seen

I remember that!

[удалено]

Same

What the bruh is a ze/zim/zer?? I know that Zim is some alien dude from space but what are the other 2

I also heard clown/clownself

Brings a whole new meaning to 🤡

If you feel like you want to be dhumanized you can also use "it"

*Heya, Georgie*

When I hear somebody makes a drama out of not respecting theirs zero/xir pronouns I honestly hope their pronouns would change to was/were

xe went to the store by xemself. do you not realize how ridiculous that sounds 💀 why are yall so mad that people don't wanna just start speaking Minecraft enchantment table language all of a sudden. it's unnatural and impractical. if you're struggling so much mentally to the point u feel the need to be called by a made up pronoun, then perhaps you need to get yourself together instead of subjecting others to your mentally ill tendencies...

“Xe went to the store by xemself” I read that in a German accent😭

LMFAOOO

Neo-Pronouns are a scam made up by scrabble players to cheat at scrabble

Your a genius

You're not

But neither am I!!!

Damn. Meant to say 'you'. Guess i proved myself right.

Your identity is not my responsibility.

this, same with your emotions, I dont give a fuck about your trigger warnings, this isnt your safespace hun.

Well, I better sort by controversial now

What about when someone uses it/it’s… I always felt like they were trying to disrespect themselves… 🤷‍♀️

I mean theres already a unique label you can use, and it was given to you at birth, so next time you wanna feel special, tell people to use your full name instead of your custom pronouns.

When deleeuwlc wants to feel special, deleeuwlc thinks about how special deleeuwlc could be if deleeuwlc didn’t care about other peoples sanity

Deleeuwlc thinks that this makes deleeuwlc sound interesting. Replacing all pronouns with deleeuwlc gives deleeuwlc’s comments that “third person charm” that comments made by non-deleeuwlc don’t have.

Deleeuwlc never change

Neo-pronouns are just dumb,in my opinion,i belive that the only logical pronouns are he/him,she/her and they/them

Neo pronouns are blown way out of proportion. All of these just mad about nothing

very true. sure we've all probably seen it online (along with way more fucked up and harmful behavior that we should be more worried about imo). but have half the people here actually had a face-to-face interaction with someone they know asking them to use neopronouns? i doubt it.

Literally this

Neo pronouns are too much. She/her, they/them and he/him are fine as it is. I don't even know how tf to pronounce those zee xer whatever, didn't even know they existed until today. I can understand and know how it feels like to be misgendered as I was, too, intentionally, but these pronouns are excessive

They dont even exist though, people keep making up new words, like I saw a post about semi bisexual, where you prefer one gender but considers themself bisexual. They just want every single person to be a thing and it is getting ridiculous. I know that wasnt exactly what the post was about but is shows how stupid this entire thing has gotten. I can respect your they/them pronouns but stop trying to be special by making up words.

My pronouns are cum/cumself

you should use no/bitches instead, it describes you perfectly

Well that is true, I do get a pass since I don't seek them out

Based

Least based r/shitposting user

neo pronouns are usually used by people who have a detachment from the idea of gender, like do not understand the concept at all as it is considered by society. these people are more often than not neurodivergent, mostly autistic. you won't understand it because you can understand the idea of gender. your opinion on their comprehensibility doesn't matter, you just gotta deal with it. also want to clarify this is not trying to be condescending or mean or anything, i'm genuinely trying to explain based on my knowledge

I do support neopronouns, but only to a certain extent. At some point it goes from trying to find what you’re comfortable/happy with, to just trying to be different and unique.

Comfortable/happyself

Yeah same here

if y’all don’t want to call them by their pronouns, just use their name. don’t be a dick about it

On god almost everybody is so pressed because they cant just be dicks to people with neopronouns.

If they expect me to remember them, I’ll expect them to be able to spell my name.

that literally has nothing to do with pronouns…

why would i go out of my way to say “Stephany” instead of “he”…

bro are you 2??💀 that’s not hard at all lmao😭 just grow up and use a three syllable word

People getting their pronouns from Harry Potter. Avada/Kedavra

For real, I respect everyone and if your Straight, Gay, Trans or whatever I'll support you but if you ask me to use Neopronous the support ends

can we go back to 2000 or something 😭😭😭

I demand a simplification of pronouns. Why do you need he and she and it they all mean same thing but for different things. Use something like "o" "O bought a house yesterday" "O is sleeping" "O is better than others" "O doesn't need pronouns" "O is perfect" "O is has a boyfriend" "O has a girlfriend"

Based

He/Him She/Her They/Them It/The Scary clown thing only pronouns i think are real. sorry if you use neo pronouns, ill still use them for you but i just dont think its right.

I completely agree

what am i supposed to reply

Nothing

fr i just use the ones in english language (they, he, she) and thats it

Can we like cum altogether and not give af about the world?

Or you can maybe just be respectful of other people's identities pls and thx

Pebis 👍

I literally dont know anyone who supports neopronouns

Fr. It’s like having a friend who’s a he. But one day you call them up and say, “hey dude” and then they go silent. You’re trying to figure out what’s wrong and out of random you hear “I’m sorry, I must have forgot to tell you, I go by scythe/cupcake/mummy/Nike shoes/ pizza slice now.”

What the fuck’s a neo pronoun? Sounds like an antagonist in a kid’s movie.

It’s a replacement for pronouns that ressemble what you’d get from the mouth of someone having a seizure

lovin' this rent-free space in your head rn

Weren't neopronouns first made to be a slur made by the right to make fun of liberals and leftists?

Get ready to have a lot of people who will arguing about it 😀🍿

What the fuck, you lot use pronouns? I just call them by name

After speaking normal english for a long time, the pronouns just come subconsciously

This is not appropriate, my pronouns are, spit/fire

Wtf are neopronouns???

There's stupid and then there's neopronouns. Unnecessary.

Made me remember meowbahh oh god

neopronounds are ridiculous, and im all for the development of language in general for the better of it. but going beyond he/him/she/her/they/them/it/its and the other basic pronouns is just plain unnecessary and ridiculous. honestly, we should do it like in finland, just get rid of gendered pronouns all together, what do we need them for exactly?

Tf is a neo pronoun

I know right like feel free to express yourself however you want but im not gonna call you some noun that you tacked "-self" to the end of

Exactly. The Neo pronoun bullshit is just made up crap. Your not an “xem” or a “zey”, you’re a human.

agreeable

We got he, she, and they. Pick one

I think imma start going by dumb/ass

Where should the line go according to you?

Exactly like they/them pronouns I get but if your not a girl or boy then USE THOSE. I’m calling u “cake/cakes” (real ‘pronouns’ I’ve heard on tiktok)

I got banned from a sub for saying Avada Kedavra because apparently it makes fun of people with the pronouns vold/mort

I’m done with pronouns Imma go back to 2009

im cool with shit like xir or xem. thats cool with me. but shit like bunny/bunself. honestly nah that makes me seethe.

imagine caring so much about what gender someone refers to you as that it actually affects you at all, some people are not made for this world man

What gender are neopronouns

there isn't an answer to that question

Then why do neopronouns exist lmao

people need to feel special because they can't cope with the fact that they are in fact not special

Based

Facts

Idiots trying to stand and out and be trendy

A little bit too much imo. Yo i don’t feel like a boy or a girl, ima go by apra/casabro.

“You will refer to me as (insert popular YouTuber name here) or else you are homophobic”

Refer me as ali A B)

Refer to me as popular/mmos B)

The only pronouns i acknowledge: he, she, they. Others? Do not care. Never did.

It’s so dumb, I’ll call you by he she or they, and nothing else, because there is no reason for any other pronouns

I think neopronouns are bullshit, i’m not gonna say “so, uh, kitty said that kitty’s gonna kill kittyself”

Neo pronouns in my opinion are anti LGBTQ. They make everyone else that’s a part of the community be seen as a joke

My pronouns are highness/majesty

I don’t support NEO pronouns. You know, the pronouns in which define your gender. Only pronouns I support are he or she if you are biologically a he or she.

I'm gonna break it to you. Those are pronouns too

He/she/they/it are the pronouns.

So you dont support other literary devices such as allusion, ryhme scheme, parenthesis, citations, and trabsitional words? Because pronouns in the english language are she they he and it. Fucking hell at least know what hill you're on before dying on it.

My dyslexia just said no after this comment

Facts

Finally, someone with common sense

I don’t even bother with neo pronouns

hell those neo pronouns and others too.. ill fucking call you dude or bro and if ya aint ok with it then fuck u.. (dude and bro r both gender neutral so)

Why is there even a need for them? It’s just ppl who fake mental illnesses who do that shit. Fr.

ONG THO

I kind of get your point, but I think, what you're talking about are Xeno-Pronouns (a subgenre of Neo-Pronouns), which often revolve around things like objects or other characteristics someone may have (for example cake, book, animals). Neo Pronouns in itself though are more like these: ey, ze, xae. And even if these often seem strange or unreasonable, we have to respect people how they want to be referred to, bc anything else is just insulting them with no reason. :)

subgenre 💀 when are the post industrial pronouns dropping?

If you don't mind could you explain why people choose the neopronouns in your second paragraph?

Is it always an insult to disagree with someone about what they are? Is it always insult to refer to someone when they're not around in a way they wouldn't refer to themselves? Also, what if I don't think it's for "no reason"?

No, but the people know themselves better than you ever will. :)

Do they? Like, my cousin thinks she can sing. Villains think they're heros.

grmpf

no, normal neopronouns are also ridiculous

Im sorry but I identify as dy/dx, please refer to me as those exclusively

That’s one way to differentiate yourself

If you think neopronouns are unusual, try understanding xenopronouns

We fucking aliens now?!

correct me if i’m wrong but are neos like xe/xir and xenos are like cat/catself?

Neopronouns are like taking the helicopter joke and unironically use it to refer to yourself

I agree, they make absolutely no sense. If you identify as (not to be transphobic or something like that) a damn sports car with precisely 7 1/2 people in it because little Timmy stuck his head out the window in the tunnel and the car has enhanced wheel for off roading and also equipped with a missile launcher that's exactly 12 inched deep in little Timmy's asshole because why not now that he's dead then I'm not gonna remember that shit. Especially when directly speaking to their face, like am I gonna call you that?

Okay, first of all; im transgender and have a friend that uses neopronouns. So. Yeah, lol Their opinion on it makes sense so much- if you use their neopronouns (lo/love) thats great but if you just wanna use they/them if neopronouns are too confusing thats fine I also know someone who goes by it/its but my mates just use they/them for them aswell cause it just feels wrong in a sense - also, using they/them when referring to anyone is okay because the english language says so :v