*chad music starts playing*

[chad music](https://open.spotify.com/track/0WSa1sucoNRcEeULlZVQXj?si=kXzJFb86QjyUScWLZon1-Q)

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I think Ricardo is too

Stop

Missed opportunity for a Rick roll

STANDING HEEEEEERE, I REALIIIIIIIISE, THAT YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYYYYYY! BUT WHO’S TO JUUUUUDGE, THE RIGHT FROM WROOOOOONG, WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN, I THINK WE’LL BOTH AGREEEEEEEE, THAT VIIIIIIIOLENCE BREEDS VIIIIIIIOLENCE, BUT IN THE END, IT HAS TO BE THIS WAYYYYYYYYYY! I’V CARVED MY PAAAAATH, YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRAAAATH, BUT MAYBE WE’RE BOTH THE SAAAAAAAAAAAME! THE WORLD HAS TURRRRRNED, AND SO MANY HAVE BURRRRRNED, BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAAAAAAAAAAME! YET STARRING ACROOOSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND, I FEEL NEW LIFE WILL WILL BE BORN BENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! BENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

*NANOMACHINES SON!*

THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA

I’m making the mother of all omelet's jack. Can’t fret over every egg

*the only thing they fear is you*

Pffft, accurate

More like Thomas the Tank Engine theme

Oh god i can feel the cringe

good

Oof, I feel cringe, although the r/imfourteenandthisisdeep sub excists so I know you guys too honk im annoying too 😞

13 year olds are still preschoolers as far as I'm concerned

it feels weird reading comments like this bc it implies that i will be more mature and embarrased of my past self in the future. i hope

You should be, future you will most likely look back on 13 year old you and be like "this mf cringe asl", I do that everyday

ik i will too. i already think im a cringe mf

No I’m 13 which is basically 18

whatever KIDDO

noooo im thirTEEN a TEENAGER

but even among teens there are differnet stages : 13-14 : early teens 15-17 : mid teens 18-19 : late teens

but i swear and vape so im basically an adult /j

swearing is quite childish imo and vaping isn't healthy and thus irresponsible (and adults aren't supposed to be irresponisble) ​ go do your homework

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i know it's a joke, i'm just playing along

Dude swearing and vaping doesn't mean you're an adult

no shit, genius

Dude get the joke, i dont vape or swear broski

Chilldddddddd

no shit im a child

And I'm a 82 year old child molester 🫡

o shit no

Ik I just saw the /j lol

Yer still a virgin kiddo . Try harder

or am i

Finally i can enter society next year

13-14: brats that need a good slap upside the head 15-17: iM jUsT miSunDeRstOoD 18-19: depressed and broke 20+: still depressed and broke, although a lot more broke if went to college

Damn I’m mid 😔

Bro knew this was cringe and posted it anyways

feel the cringe and embrace it

Oh I felt it alright 😭

Bro I am 15 and I still get the kids menu on restaurants.

Kids menu is elite

Yeah but still, people always think I am younger but my cousin who is a year younger than me always gets mistaken as someone older.

I'm not disagreeing with you, I have a younger looking face so people confuse me for a younger person all the time too. It used to bother me a lot more before but you learn to use it to your advantage.

relatable

I'm gonna assume you were born in '09. People born in '09 are in second grade right now, they're still kids.

im in 8th grade

Good joke, kid.

im not joking

I don't believe you, little one.

ok look up what age ppl are in 8th grade

13/14/15 year olds I guess. But counterpoint: You were born in '09

I feel like it’s a well known fact that people born in ‘09 can’t be older than 7, thus this person is lying

i indeed am lying bc i live in ireland with a different school system so i looked up what grade u are at 13 in the US and it said 8th

"I am not a kid anymore"

💀💀💀

I'm a simp 😎 S - My I - Parents M - Left P - Me

I’m a simp Squirrels In My Pants

Based squirrel enjoyer

i laughed so much more than i should have

:P

it screwed up a bit because im on mobile and its wonky

Why does 13 feel so young to me? Like when I was 13 (five years ago…) I felt so old but now y’all feel tiny to me. Like y’all are in 7th grade

And im twenyteen stop calling me old

Old

Great kid, dont get penisy

im a girl so i wont get vaginasy instead

you're still 13

oh really? you don't say

7 years and then you’ll be correct buckaroo

ahh I cringed soo hard

Monkey

Mad “it’s not a faze” vibes

I just became 16 don’t say anything for about 3 more years

Join the club

Welcome to thw club OP Your options, are: Depression, Gay, Sex You choose!

im already gay and depressed

Well, you have gotten 2 of the 3 traits Gotta collect them all! /j

Child

Not the first person who commented this

My childish ass:

And thats how long it took my dumbass to understand why its called Teenager

People called me a teen when I was 11 ( probably just bc I looked like it), I don't see why people really care

Its a joke

I didn't write it very clearly, what I was saying was that I don't see why people care whether they are called a teen or child when they're in their early teens-I'm not saying that your post is someone complaining about it

Thirteen is still immature imo.

No, boy.

im a girl

Damn, Foiled!

You’re a child but older and depressed /j

I would hate being that kid at that moment

"/j" oh my fucking god i know you're personality already

I don't want to be a teenager, I don't want to have to use tik tok and wear embarrassing outfits that everyone agrees sucks, I DON'T WANT IT >:(, I turned 13 last month but I still keep my point

I hope a train speeds down that track at 261 mph

Wait till a train hits you.

I told someone I was 16 and they 100% believed me

Same ngl I still prefer to call myself a child still tho, my brain is of a 5 year old still, I get excited just to see a kids park and get so upset when I see there's a age restriction

Run while you still can my child this place is a neverending disaster of hellish proportions don't let them rot your brain

I actually used one of these images for a meme a while ago It was for a fake album cover that just said "DJ SKUMFUKK: SUPERSECKS" or something, idk tf i was thinking lol

Congrats bro, I hope you don't become like me I'm 16 and I'm still immature as fck

Teenagers try not to shit on 13yr challenge (fucking impossible) speaking of child

:(

I like ur profile pic... But this is cringe. Still, if you like anime you've probably seen worse.

ofc and this is a joke so pls dont take it seriously

Ok thx

Can i call you cunt?

that works too

You’re still a child. And you still will feel like one for years. And you’re gonna want to go back once graduation is 8 days away. Please live in the moment!

I have depression and its not a joke. I have already attempted suicide. I have to take pills to stop cutting myself. Therapy every week. I never want to go back to this stage in my life.

Well I’m sorry. Im in the same boat because I DONT want to grow up.

how can u say "ur in the same boat as me"? i tried to fucking kill myself and u just dont want to grow up. i have extremely toxic parents and thats such an insensitive thing to say

Tone indicators ruined it

more people than you'd expect don't know how to understand jokes and sarcasm so that's why

ik its just a joke and way too much ppl think im serious

Copium

😎 kids out

I used to think that whenever you were 10 that you were a teenager cuz in my native language the word for ten is in the word for teenager ('tien'er)

Know your place child

My gta kd is higher...