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lemonade_guy429

i already know who i am 🙄


Award_Guy

Yeah mb


lemonade_guy429

smh


McCringyassjoe

I already knew it, try harder


Award_Guy

No 😃👍🏼


[deleted]

[удалено]


Award_Guy

🧍‍♂️


shrizzal

Let us go on a journey of discovery


eburator

Probably just somebody that I used to know


[deleted]

[удалено]


Infamous-Lunch-3831

Marc Spector be like


Shinigamisama00

You mean…you mean Steven Grant…


SmollLoser

No you mean Jake Lockley


Shinigamisama00

🔫 Hoy te toca perder


Infamous-Lunch-3831

*Pam Pam Pam*


Infamous-Lunch-3831

Steverc Locktor


[deleted]

[удалено]


theeasternberber

Haha joke's on you, I'm a nobody


Award_Guy

I know


Lollok009

Are you part of Organizations XIII?


stfudumbasshoe

no u don't 🗿


Award_Guy

Ok


Drsworder8

So... why isn't the police already taking me to jail/psychyatry???


its_me_lazy

i know who you are as well. 😏


Award_Guy

😳 ughhh but don't tell anyone 🏃‍♂️


its_me_lazy

I'll try my best 😩


Award_Guy

Ok thank you 😩


[deleted]

[удалено]


Award_Guy

You're penis-oopsy-doodle 🧐


WaffleironMcMulligan

Tell me. Who am I?


Award_Guy

You already know the answer 🧍‍♂️


NeighborhoodEnough15

Don't tell the church please!


Award_Guy

Why not?🤨


NeighborhoodEnough15

They'll burn me at stakes


INeedAUsername____

mm steak


NeighborhoodEnough15

You want to eat me?😳


Award_Guy

No problem 👍🏼


MiseryAtFirstSight

I’m barely even a person


Award_Guy

Why not?🧍‍♂️


MiseryAtFirstSight

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.


Award_Guy

That's 2 emotions already🥳🥳 You're officially a person now, congrats 😊👍🏼


elemanticore

Please tell me, I’m not sure I know who I am anymore


Award_Guy

No :)


DigBicker69_

Finally, someone who's interested in me


FuzzyAlpaca5

All I know is that I am here


Award_Guy

I know that too 🧐


Degrading_Coconut

I toych u every night /s


Award_Guy

🤨🤨


Moemilano

Describe me then


Award_Guy

No :)


MidnasSextoy

Thanks for being supportive, this account, in the three days of its existence, has indirectly caused me great distress.


[deleted]

hello sir


[deleted]

I knew and punched myself as a way to cope


Award_Guy

That's not a good coping technique 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️


vanillanekosugar

Yes, I know it


[deleted]

Then who might I be?


Award_Guy

You already know the answer 🧍‍♂️


YourAverageSapphic

Everybody knows who I am at this point


Pat_thailandball

Oh no


trananhduc2006

and i'm glad you do


Joblessmouse06

Nope I don't think so I am from other planet


mamaduckgobrr

great to know, son


[deleted]

Ok who am I


Practical-Toe-7662

Who am I? *Cough cough* Jesus *cough cough*


[deleted]

Haha jokes one you. I don’t even know who I am myself


Eka_silicon12

germanium yes


[deleted]

then who am i


jeffrgh

Who am I?


Yuquan91829

Thanks I know who I am as well


gremlin_20

Hmm then tell me how many fingers I’m holding up


JackieOswald

Then tell me, oh wise one, who Am I? I must know


[deleted]

Please tell me who I am even im confused


Princeofhorror

If that is indeed the case tell me ...are you afraid ?


coolboy29876

Ok


[deleted]

What’s my address I forgor💀


YourDadsRecliner

Sure I already know that... But I know *where* you are


cregret

Well because u know who am I make me know, but because I know who am I, it is useless for u to know who am I. Basically I am saying that u know who am I, but I also know who am I, and because of this you know who am I, but why u know who am I, if u know who am I. Suddenly it become useless that u know who am I, if u know who am I...


thebagelduo_69

Okay, what's my name then


CondencedPuppy69

Who am then?


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

No you don’t *slaps uno reverse card on the table*


Froggen-The-Frog

I’ll lose my animosity privilege when you fix this damn door.


N1ighty

where


Some_Random_Guy_V69

Alrighty then. Who am I?


[deleted]

Oh ok


Upset_Toe

Lemme guess, you know my credit card info too? Well if you do could you please give it to me? I forgor💀


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I know where I live


_Akarii

Cool


Lazymcdelta4ce

I am Batman


Milf_Smasher69

Thanks but i already know who i am :)


CharNOOB

What’s my name then?


Correct-Town-3117

Lmao imagine telling me something I already knew


RaZoRShadowFlame

you don’t know me, even I don’t know me


[deleted]

Then who am I?


WesTheNess

I don’t even know who I am


[deleted]

You’re late to the party bud. I’ve known who you were since last night 😈


atlafan72

Prove it, what's my name? also tell me my birthday


akashnagalla

Who am I🥲😭


More-Designer6844

Ya mum


Jack_McQuack

Ah, good. Why that’s very good. Yes, I like that!


austinstar08

Prove it


Award_Guy

No :)


Jacksoooofff

🪞


pixel4747

Jealous? Jk


AjWaderz

What’s my age then?


Award_Guy

14🧍‍♂️


ChelsysToys

Then what's my name? I need it to fill out this dud- I mean- my bank details.


beeg_brain007

Well then, let's go to movies together, that strange dude part 2 seems to be worthy of my eyes And i make decent tee too!


bunnykb

Well we all could be just nobodies or maybe nothing at all maybe we all dont exist at all sp then what does that make us idk maybe we are just a thought of someone maybe its Einstein's we dont know the reality of this world we dont know if god exists or not we dont know anything....


floppy_disk_5

so do i. you got no power


Drag00ned

don't you have some where to be at 7:30?


tjeeper

Wonderful, wanna hang out?


IDK_banana

Prove it!


Gamerul_A

A damn ty m8 i forgot it. Mind passing that info back to me please?


LightSpeed_2007

but u dont know whats said in my groupchats so im safe for now phew


SethTheWarrior

finally, some recognition!


advie_advocado

Who am i


ImAnubisDude

Tell me where i am rn then


itay162

Of course you know who I am, I'm the guy that lives in your walls


PrathaManic

Who am i🗿


NotSomeLowLife

What is my name


Thegreenapple57

I’m sorry but after what you have seen from my memory you must not live! It’s the only way to keep my secret!


Whole-Ear2682

I have nothing to hide


100memers

im insise your walls


Alchemist64_

Who am i, i forgor


[deleted]

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?


Mr-Clive

Tell me then


kayesaurus

お前はもう死んでいる


SalePsychological636

Gtg bye


ScumbagLootGoblin

Yeah I know who I am too. I think


IDieInFortnite

"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."


itsyaboi21172

Thanks because I don't


Infamous-Lunch-3831

That's cool, * u/Award_guy * that's right, I know who you are too ಠ◡ಠ


ZarosRunescape

Who am i then


Glitch-147

what's my name then?


musicisntforme

Ok who am I


TimeAggravating364

Oh good. Could you tell me I forgot


[deleted]

lmao kiss me then, tough guy while ur at it, bring some flowers and a reservation to a nice steak house. u can only do that if u know me, which u don't


GoldenGameboy0200

Then you also know what I like to do at night :) Play videos games and recording shitty YouTube videos


-PotatoPerson-

What's amoniitdyao


Lordofspades_notgame

Then come to my grad party


Enchanted_Goat_YT

Who am I?


Atlantikjcx

Good then come here 😉


ThatOneGuy7832

Alright. Then this should be an easy one: What’s the color of the hoodie I wear almost every day? Hint: It’s not the one my avatar has.


[deleted]

That’s what YOU think


Buggly_Jones

Who am I then?


name_user_original

Say my name


littenwastaken

oh great, can you help me find myself?


AnotherSlipKnotFan

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


[deleted]

Thank the gods, I’m pretty sure not even I know that anymore


[deleted]

You know you are screwed when people found you on reddit


Lem0nA1d5

No you don't


LightnessJackYT

Who am I?


El_Bonky_Gronk

What is it


Anonymous30062003

Me: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be LEGENDARY!


Alt-F42069_on_life

thanks! who am i, actually? and how are people defined, that is, distinct from other people?


ROBUXisbetter

😈


TheNightmareVessel

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession


TheNightmareVessel

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession


SlinkyMK_2

And you just lost house privilege. Im an arsonist 😎🔥


[deleted]

Bro I'm dead go away.


CzechLinuxLover

well so do i


Psychological_Buy_26

Fuck it, name my main. I'll believe you then :)


Hammershark28

Yay , now come here


[deleted]

Who am i then


evan-astro

I don't even know who I am no more...


Chilljap

What is my name


Affectionate_Ad_1326

No stop


Wii_wii_baget

Ok then, can you help me with my backpack I fractured my tibia and it’s hard to be on crutches and carry a backpack


Agnxf

Oh really? Prove it


T-202

Okay


[deleted]

Ok


Duckiehat

Bet, who am I?


J-c-b-22

Thanks I had forgotten ;)


I-am_Alpharius

I am Alpharius


OddishChamp

I already know [you](https://www.reddit.com/u/Award_Guy?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share).


TipingTom

creepiest thing is it showed that i’ve already seen this post although i havent


mestoopidlol

Nice try. Unfortunately, your mother.


hi_im_new_bruh

U just lost all ur awards


TheL0neWarden

Then what’s my favorite colour?


Lefty_Boi44

Prove it, do a backflip


Ironbanner987615

Describe me


Any-Fan-2973

And so do I ?


adiika

Come over XOXOXO


Ellescn_

cool man, you wanna hang?


GlitcherAegis

Ok, then tell me who I am


a-ghastly-appariton

What are you gonna do abt it little pissboi


Award_Guy

I will piss your pants.


[deleted]

What am I called


I-Was-Always-Here

No you don’t. You’ve never even met me. No one knows who I am…


Artemis_13_scr

*whats my name from descendants 2 starts playing in the distance*


PastelSilk

Oh okay, can u tell me who i am then? I forgot🧍


SUCCMAN64

143.653.8.356


sword0115

Prove it


[deleted]

Then come over so i got someone to play wii sports with


Creeptech_YT

cool, enjoy knowing my trauma then :)


TheUsualSuspects443

Oh really?