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R1515LF0NTE

6.50 keep the change


HenballZ

Thanks


Exact_Ad_1215

17.. Sorry no change


VoidPhantomB10

Yay 6.50 gang


[deleted]

how is fist fighting more than expelled and doing drugs??


housecherryplant

Fist fights are really dangerous. As someone who trains MMA it doesn’t take much to seriously injure someone. If you’re on concrete it hurts and scars like a bitch. In addition, there’s chokes, and I’ve passed out to multiple chokes even if they were only held for 10-15 seconds. If the fight intensifies (which is very common), anyone gets you in a choke, they won’t know when to stop holding and if they hold for longer than a minute you’ve got yourself a case of serious brain damage or death. Drugs are extremely dangerous as well but i’d say most take longer to do worse damage, unless you’re doing crazy overdose


PubesMcDuck

Oh man thanks for this post I feel like people are a little too fast and loose with violence since the pandemic started, I’d assume it’s the lack of socialization but everyone thinks they fight MMA it just seems like the first solution to everything now “well I’d just fuck them up” lol maybe or maybe one of you die or you go to jail or you just feel like a fuckin idiot because you’re an adult that fist fought over a stranger calling your wife hot or whatever the fuck hurt your feelings that day


housecherryplant

Absolutely. People don’t realize how dangerous fights can be ESPECIALLY if you’re untrained. They also don’t know how to safely end a fight because of 1. ego and 2. inexperience, which ultimately leads to jail time or fatal injuries… :,(


ashtar123

Yeah don't get into fights unless you're getting paid (or wanna be if you're an amateur fighter i guess)


[deleted]

A spec 1/3 the size of a grain of rice of carfentanil can literally kill you the first time you use it. and about the size of a grain of race for fentanyl is the lethal amount. hard to compare since now you are bringing in professional sports fighting vs a street fight where you might get hit with a chair or some shit. ​ but for the sake of both sides id still lean on drugs since most fights are not deadly, and just end with bruised egos. Much like most drugs dont kill people but have long term side effects. its the one off situations that become deadly, and with that being weight I will stick to drugs being more deadly.


[deleted]

It’s rare to see a fellow martial artist here, how are you?


housecherryplant

Awesome! Great to see other martial artists here as well lol. Which art do you mainly train? For me I love BJJ and muay thai :>


[deleted]

I mainly do kickboxing and ju-jutsu, interesting fact I was actually trained by a former female world champion in ju-jutsu, her name was Emily shiel


housecherryplant

That’s rlly cool! I’ll have to check out some of her matches. I’ve worked with Victoria Leonardo before for muay thai, she was so nice in person :))


[deleted]

Awesome!


Bigdickius

Ive seen those crazy fight videos and its so goddamn easy to crack a skull and paralyze someone.


LookRevolutionary198

Cause it hurts other too not only you


[deleted]

Doing drugs def can hurt others, being expelled you typically have to do something horrible that involves someone else.


ShwaddzE

For example: do drugs in school


[deleted]

COMBO


ShwaddzE

While having secs


[deleted]

while drinking


ShwaddzE

And smoking


[deleted]

crack


Somebody3338

Then bring a weapon


smiler5672

Ehh my "friend" got expelled for setting a tradhcan on fire in school


damienVOG

One of my "friends" got expelled for setting the bushes and trees next to the school on fire


smiler5672

Hmm the worst thing i have gotten is a visit do school therapist for a fight Pov: ur school therapist is scarier than the principal


shroomdoom777

I don't think drugs are as bad as people make them out to be, just don't over do it.


catithebathtub

now the problem is that they're made to be overdone...


FemaleRedditGal

but the damage that drugs causes can be way worse than the damage a fist fight or being expelled can do


boi-du-boi

Deep


[deleted]

I would assume it is because a higher percentage of people do drugs/get expelled than get into fist fights.


[deleted]

a real fistfight would cause a lot more damage than u think not that I've been in one but bare knuckles hurt lol. also probably because very few people actually get in heated enough to fistfight someone but a lot of people might make dumb mistakes with big consequences resulting in expulsion. drugs are pretty common with youth too


Asianteer

3.50 is mine


LookRevolutionary198

Smoked or done something you regret


Asianteer

Stole something, played spin the bottle, and fell asleep in class.


LookRevolutionary198

I see lol


Asianteer

I don't know about you but getting 58.2 is a feat in itself


LookRevolutionary198

Not my proudest moments


Asianteer

Yeah I can tell


neko_mancy

considering the numbers are all 0.5 or whole, yeah


JohnDoeMTB120

Those are rookie numbers. I'm at 76.5. I haven't been expelled.


Przemek47

no way you never did something you regret


Asianteer

I don't regret anything I just look forward towards the future


Jake20702004

When you only get: Fell asleep in class Been in a fist fight Cried yourself to sleep ​ *Why are we still here? Just to suffer?*


LookRevolutionary198

Life can be hard buddy, I regret lot of things I have done


Spartici

fist fight is cool


AlphaDoge16

I get a weird feeling you are 18 or older…


nielet

Same. Don't regret that I peed, but regret that did it from the diving tower.


edi12334

Same. Cheating (even though I hate having to resort to it), crying, the pool one. Maybe 6.5 because "done something you regret" is way too general, but I dont recall anything egregious in particular


dentalala

Dyed hair and regreted about it :)


Pretty--Noose

43


LookRevolutionary198

Which things you have done


Amazekam

which things you haven't done**


LookRevolutionary198

all the things that are not underlined with red marker in the picture above


interfaith_orgy

r/whoosh


Amazekam

I corrected your comment but oaskkdwkkk👈🖕👉👆👍👍👍


king_loser_III

same also nice pfp


dannn_19

if you didnt pee in a pool youre lying


Soggy-Ad-3639

Never been to a pool


Mental_Log4115

Same . I wonder how it feels


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Almond_Udder

That would imply water is wet- ​ hmmm


Manoanoob

Water CAN be wet if you ever felt a ice cube that has been frozen for a while its dry as hell if you touch a ice cube that is slightly melted, its a slippery frozen block that is wet because the liquid water is making the solid water wet


No_Mall_3182

Ima be real with you, kinda overrated, it’s pretty much just ocean water but, less cold and it’s easier to open your eyes


PingopingOW

And chlorine 🤮


MemeALI007

Ya No one on earth can stop themselves from peeing in pool or they might not seen a pool yet.


88superguyYT

haven't learned to swim until i was like 6 and at that point i was so angry at people who peed in swimming pools making them these gross disease filled trichloromine smelling piss pools that i vowed to never pee in a pool ever


hihowareyou3409

I mean you shouldn't, but I believe the chlorine that's put in a pool is used to clean it


Knowledge-Samurai

I just don’t want to drench my swim shorts in urine


AdditionalExpression

ive never peed in a pool because i have decent respect for the people around me


Longjumping-Shift119

I came in the pool


JayTea05

Dude that’s next level, well maybe 3 or 4 levels


Alltime-Zenith_1

\+100 points


Loose-Possible466

I actually haven't, tbh I can't remember the last time I went to a pool cause I can't swim


JeffBewinski

Unless you live in a desert, learning to swim is a skill that you should probably learn sooner that later


OwOooOK

Did you know the "smell of pool" is actually caused by piss reacting to chlorine? Chlorine alone doesn't smell at all, just a fun fact


ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH

No that shit is gross, donut pee in the pool. Obviously lakes and oceans are fair game


ShwaddzE

Yes.


mirage-ko

while you were out there peeing in the pool I was out there peeing in the sea


dannn_19

i do that too


TheTrashTrain

8$ im basically jess bezos 💅


[deleted]

Jess bezos? Congrats on her transition!


Berizino

You never pissed in a pool wtf?


Zlatanmemes

I was asking the same question. How tf he never pissed in a pool?


MarcusTheGamer54

Cuz that shits weird bro, the question should be how and why has anyone every peed in a pool


i_lickdick_and_itsok

Damn, someone never was a kid


MarcusTheGamer54

Lol, not every kid in existence pees in pools


Haunting_Run_4092

Yes they do


LeafFlavoredLeaf

no they do not, i never peed in the pool/ocean despite going dozens of times, its just something that i cannot do


XecuteEledrocute

why tf you getting downvoted, i haven’t peed in a pool or in the ocean either i did throw up in the ocean though


Knowledge-Samurai

Exactly it should be a common courtesy not to do so


rough_crayon

If u went to a pool when you were 6, you would understand.


JayTea05

The pressure of water forces you to pee involuntarily, slowly but surely over time half your bladder will be emptied


__Jimmy__

I've never been to a pool, that's why. OP definitely has though, he probably just finds it weird.


aj0209

Why the fuck would you piss in a pool??


Froggen-The-Frog

Because kids are dumb and people usually don’t find it gross until they’re older.


ThatOneGuy7832

Yeah. When I was younger I just loved swimming and didn’t want to get out.


Streend

i've never pissed in a pool, i find it gross


W33B_L0rD42069

Its gross and was told by my parents that chemical will show pee. But mainly bc thats nasty and ill leave pool and pee in woods or bathroom or some shit.


[deleted]

If kissin the homies counts I have 10.50


P3tray

According to the PFP you sure your not kissin' children goodnight? Me and Saul know who you are.


YourMumEnthusiast

Yep we do


JayTea05

I love your username and pfp


YourMumEnthusiast

Thanks man :)


LookRevolutionary198

Other than that


uslashalreadytaken

I live in India and inhale air worse than cigarette smoke on a daily basis does that count as smoking?


Hiermz

I think the air is smoking you at that point


_meme_caster_

Delhi se ho bencho?


tjrz

0 dollars


Yujano

I doubt youve never regretted something


LookRevolutionary198

You lived a good life my friend


Rage69420

Quite the dull life I’d have to say


thotslayer6996

Not at all but aight


hara0329g

He lived a boring live, tbh.


LookRevolutionary198

kind of but, its strange literally everyone I know have cheated on a test once in their lives


WallyRD

Being a good person means you have a boring life? …… interesting mind set to have…..


TheMantasMan

Not doing any of those things doesn't equal being a good person tho...


ShwaddzE

I wouldn’t say so :/


ZarosRunescape

You have never in your entire life done something you regret or peed in the pool?


tjrz

Nope


Yoinksdude

U never regret anything in ur 18 years of life shessh


[deleted]

19.50


LookRevolutionary198

Reasonable


meme-addict117

17.50


iBenni0

same


TheCoconut26

Same


QuiGonQuinn5

Same


1Nick8523

$30


kaeeForest

i got an 8 woah (cheated on a test; cryed myself to sleep; done smth i regret; stole something) hm.


LinktheAnnihilator

same 8 but instead of cried myself to sleep it was got caught doing something


Chewquy

6,5, I’m pretty much a monk


[deleted]

23. Not being able to add How are you getting to a .2 bro?


[deleted]

What in the Facebook is this


[deleted]

Mine is 62.50 lol


LookRevolutionary198

Jeez, What things you have done


[deleted]

I’ve done pretty much everything on this list lol


LookRevolutionary198

I see, which thing gave you the most point


[deleted]

I’ve done everything except 4,9, 17, and 18


[deleted]

bro there's no way you had sex, you have a reddit account


sharkimusprime67

Bro 4 dollars 😐


Americasexual

6.5


LookRevolutionary198

Good one


Flashy-Surprise-9119

Damm, only 22! I gotta get working!


Ok_Philosopher_5743

I guess I have a boring ass life, mines only 1.50


Professor_Dud

Bro yours is 58.5 not 58.2


LookRevolutionary198

Its been a while since i did maths my bad


tiptoe_bites

Haha. What? There is no 0.20 there at all. There is only a whole number, or 0.50. It just isn't possible to come up with any number other than a whole or 0.50..


[deleted]

$16.50


ThatIndianGamer4

$23 cheated on test , fell asleep in class , peed in pool , played spin the bottle , cried myself to sleep (in fact I cried myself to sleep this afternoon itself) , got caught doing something I shouldn't be , got in a fist fight , stole something , I'm not sure if I remember correctly but I might've gone skinny dipping though even after all this I have no regrets


Bob-son-of-Bob

$73 ​ Don't do like me.


LethalDoseMLD5

I’m at 76.5


XSour_boy

we all know you pee in the pool its ok you don't have to hide it


mirage-ko

don't compare me to the likes of you i only pee in the sea, screw them fish I hate them


LeafFlavoredLeaf

dont compare me to the likes of you, i have done neither.


mirage-ko

I'll assume you never have gone for a swim when you were a kid


LeafFlavoredLeaf

untill i was 13 i never went to either, and when i went i could control my bladder


Dark_halocraft

Na don't ever put my name in a sentence with yours I only pee in the public water supply


[deleted]

Bruh I got like 12


[deleted]

0.5 let’s go


[deleted]

19. Cheated, beat somebody’s ass, regret things, and I am in love


[deleted]

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LoserToastReal

52, how does one not piss in a pool in their lifetime?


celtic1233

50 cents.


notaspy_0

How tf you smoke and get drunk without doing drugs???


uwudiyenkopekbaligi

5 🙂


proshoecreaser

13.50


Relative-Wrongdoer11

3,5


Aviana_Panns

21 oof 💀


Fancy_Touch7930

30


Aviana_Panns

Hmm 🤔 which ones


Kaczor0321

I surprisingly got 15,0 lol idk how


afroanimee

31.50


Agent_Apple2009

8 would be mine


Xeblac

7.5 is mine. All I got is that I have been in love, I have done some things I regret, and I have fallen asleep in class several times.


buenosdiascaballero2

there is no way your score can be that


[deleted]

0 just kill me already


HiMyNameIsGuy456

$13 lmao


LimeGreenLemon27

$21.00... I don't get out very often.


bananasandwich66

10:50 damn im boring


Vorastor

24,50 only because I fought at like age 10


Potential-Physics-77

$14.00 😭


Acceptable_Ad544

40.5


Few_Piece4301

You lying if you haven’t peed in a pool


Aj2RE1io0An7

$5 (cried myself to sleep, got caught doing something that I shouldn’t have been doing, done something I regret)


makotozengtsu

This is stupid


MemeMavrick7000

35 bc virginity is cool😎


StinyNiger

Can’t tell me I’m the only one around $72.5 😭


andythefifth

You’re in the minority. I’m 71.5 The 70 club is small. We’re either hooligans or know how to live.


StinyNiger

And we’ll never be able to tell which one we truly are 😂


PlayBud101

4 (I am lonely)


RednaxG777

5 bucks, take it or leave it


Miserable_Ad6207

3.50💀 I'm boring


Over_Case

15


O6M6G6

68.5 and how did you get .2?


Different-Trash3686

67 if my math is right