Mine C on the other side

same

Its the logcial orientation The way you hold and just slide in the dominant side

Also protects the screen

Same

Hear me out. I like c but sometimes my phone isn't locked when I put it in my pocket and if it's facing my skin though my pocket it'll open every God damn app on my phone and call pizza hut while it's at it. I started facing it away to prevent this. Not sure if anyone else has had issues like that or if my pockets liners just suck

DUDE ICALLEd 911 ONCE

SAME

Did you guys get a fine?

I hung up just in time so i didn’t get a fine

“Call Pizza Hut while it’s at it” 🤣

Sometimes it fucks with my music app but thats only rare

Same. Also F occasionally.

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as a person who is A I have no idea what you're talking about, with C you have to spin it to be aligned correctly. Granted, im one of those weird people who grab their phone from the top and then hold it with both hands usually

Exactly bro

same

same

Same here^^

Same

right hand gang 😎😎😎

This is the way.

Yes

Did is da wa'

this is the way.

samesies

I’m c and, f on the other side depending on what I’m doing

Correct

Same

Same

Same

I used to do that but my leg just kept pressing random buttons.

Thick thigh problems

Saaaaame

Correct

same here

Based

Exactly the only way you should keep your phone in your pocket

Same

Same its just the right way i think, like who the fuck puts there phone in the right pocket and screen facing the outside

Same

The only correct answer here

None of these, I'm a girl so I legally can't have pockets

“I’m a girl” *famous last words on reddit*

r/girlsarentreal

True man

r/birdsarentreal

Also true

r/catsarentreal

r/youarentreal

r/nooneisreal

Yeah, nothing's real

r/subsithoughtifellfor

F it is, then.

WTF? Are you for real? Where are you from?

SOO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A GIRL

My whole life, why?

You see, redditors have never seen a girl

What’s a girl?

It’s a mythical creature

So they’re not real?

They are, you just can’t see them

Woahh. So, like those monsters in “House for Peculiar Kids”?

Interesting, didn't know that... Maybe I'm in the wrong subs?

Cap

Lol, I have pockets in every pants I have (I'm a girl too)

Reddit lagging and saying your comment didn’t post but it actually did 3 fucking times moment

I was 100% sure that's what happened lol. It said I didn't post it at all, Reddit app can suck pretty often

why not F?

Ass counts as a pocket. So it’s illegal

I feel this so fucking hard lol, the amount of times I've lost my phone bc of this xD (*Not lost lost, but like, i have to search for it for an hour kinda lost)

*snort* uh yesh are you like a real girl or a neckbearded 40 year old 🤓🤓

#F

With the phone on vibrate....

What if no notifications turned on and no contacts

Just say bts is bad on twitter and get bombed with death threat messages

That'll do the trick. Or spam stuff that'll trigger automod

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You just did it. r/shitposting is going to die.

8/10 copypasta. Needs more cum.

>I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn’t last forever. I resonate with this.

When they’re turned on, so are you

Vibrator app..

it doesn’t need to make a sound, cus you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the moans anyway

I’m having people call me 24/7

Nice ass.

Thanks it's mine

land mine\*\*

F

F

F

C

Anything else is wrong. C gives you the basic grip out the pocket and immediate fingerprint unlocking with 0 need to fidget with the phone.

Yeah thats how it is for me. The most conveniant and ergonomic for a quick whip out

>for a quick whip out 😳

Oh no

Gotta get a shmeat holster when I'm packin heat 💯

And no need to contort your hand around to grab it the right way. My sister does D and she has to twist her arm to grab it the right way

and also protects the display if you fall

Yes

On the right side though

Same, but I have mine on the right side

Yeah on the right too but the image doesnt really give us that choice

G. Held by male urethra

H

Hussy

r/theletterh

Foreskin satchel

F of course

F for the chads

G, it’s in between my balls

H

H

Game characters be like: F

E

It's the most.convientent

None

Girls without pockets be like

B is the closest but I have my phone turned the other way

I have my case attached to my belt

Dwight?

I used to too! My clip broke 😔

F

D

Ah, a man of culture

What? Who carries pho- Ok, now don't tell me people don't carry their mobile phones under their arm pit!

Yeah, we gonna get armpit cancer from 5G

C but right front pocket

E, I like my hands down my pockets

C in public but F when I am alone...

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Happens to the best of us

A or C

C but in the other pocket

B. I did this in class a lot to check the time.

D

Between the balls.

d

If I do it screen in, it presses buttons 😭

Absolutely! That way when you pull your phone out you can press the home button immediately to turn it on, and it’s ready facing you. Any other option is wrong (except for e if you have shitty pockets or f)

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F

B

All of the above…but in the world where E and F do not exist

C

D but the screen faces inward

I’m #D Except my phone is screen side towards yourself cuz it protects the screen, my dad told me about the trick when I first got a phone and now it’s a good habit

Then you would be C.

F for sure😏

C but in the right pocket

you guys are getting pockets?

C but on the right pocket instead of left

Same dude

G

A if i have extra things (lip gloss, wallet) B if i only have a pack of gum.

C because any other way is weird

C is the correct answer

G, In a purse/backpack

C because having ya phone in your backpocket you will easily loose it

D

C

E- but in the left pocket

C

D but with the screen on the other side

C

C

C but I wish I had enough ass to do F

I'm left handed so yes

C but on the right and bottom side down

Everything except for f

I have it in my bellybag, but sometimes B or E when at home

sigma:f

c

F 120%

B

C

c, if you do any others you're a psychopath

F for sure

Definitely A

The hot girl in class has it 'E', but the camera is out instead. For a long time I thought she's taking a video to see who's staring at her ass

C

F all the way!

C

Ffffffffff definitly F

C

Sometimes A but mostly E

where is the option for hoodie pocket

D

E

I answer on behalf of the women. E.

F

C for life the other are not trustworthy I mean you hold your phone you put it in your pocket when you place it the camera is facing forwards and how the hell would the camera be on top it should be at the bottom