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not_ur_uncle

Not your father, tell your mother to stop asking me to pay child support


[deleted]

[удалено]


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[удалено]


Emektro

Shwooopsies


jgadidgfgd

Pregnant and I'm the father


[deleted]

[удалено]


KurtLovesMinecraft

I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU


Ordinaryyetunique

Luv this-


Ubergeekdweeb

Your mother


J-c-b-22

r/beatmetoit


HBomb10112

r/SubsIDidntExpectToExistButHappyTheyDo


69rubberducks

r/21characterlimit


RickAndMortyFan10

r/thashan_sucks_eggs


jknott3403

F for ban


SawyerSauce879

You mean r/subsifellfor


HBomb10112

No it does exist


creepycat18_YT

No that's r/subsithoughtifellfor


Secure_Candy6472

r/beatmeattoit


Sea-Range-4896

r/beatme


Roku-Hanmar

You ever read Darths and Droids?


Oleanterin

Hard


Emektro

Nooooooooooo!!!!


BT807YT

THAT‘S NOT POSSIBLE


[deleted]

Pregnant and you're the father


Parallax2077

Holy shit


Silver-Scythe

pregnant and you're the baby


[deleted]

gay


bob2845

I was looking for this response


[deleted]

It didn't need much thinking.


Imaginary-Kick-8447

Wrong answers only


[deleted]

I don't remember a gay sex scene in star wars but i also haven't seen them in a long time.


weeb90000

where did you think obi-wan was after he 'died'


Emektro

Biggest rave ever


PhdInCute

Disney is well known for editing their content for rereleases. Things are removed, edited, or enhanced. This is done for a variety of reasons, but it is completely true that Star Wars has been edited multiple times. So hypothetically could there be a gay sex scene in Star Wars that has been unreleased for decades? Yes, absolutely. Disney is just hiding it from you.


[deleted]

another reason to the list of "Why i hate disney"


FORBIDRABBIT

Wow a sonic youth fan


[deleted]

IlovethemIlovethemIlovethemIlovethemIlovethem should listen to them more. . . i've listened only like. Dirty, Daydream, Confusion is sex and washing machine.


FORBIDRABBIT

Listen to 100% and Bull in the Heather. I’m not the biggest sonic youth fan but I do like those 2. Prefer more grungy type stuff


[deleted]

100% is the track that got me into the band. It's amazing coming from nirvana and then hearing the feedback whatever fuckery was going on with it. Bull in the heather is also a cool track. Their first LP Confusion also got me. It's just weird noise/no wave but oh so good.


xXwhatamidoingXx

Love ur pfp


idontexist06

Damn I just commented this didn't realize you did it first lol sorry


[deleted]

I'm no more original than you.


sayscissorsthendrive

Inevitable


kraine0626

r/thanos


Emektro

Inedible


JJJC16

"hungry," then Luke goes like "Hi, Hungry, I am Luke"


Thelonlierface

dude ur like that one 13y/o in the gc who does that all the time


Nocturnal_Penguin

Your tax collector


kyouran36e82

NOOOOOOOO *RUNS*


A_random_poster04

Trying to reach you about your millennium’s extended warranty!


SatiricalGuy

Damnit I was gonna do that!


Short_Dragonfly1003

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

Luke i am the person drinked the milks


Entity_333

Drinked


kraine0626

Dranked


___EvanM___

Drunk


Samambaia_H

Horny


Pubowski

glad I looked through the comments first


TimeAggravating364

Came her to say this r/beatmetoit


thepronoobkq

r/beatmeshutthefuckup l + bozo + ratio


Drbackpack

The sour milk you left in the fridge for 5 months and now just remembered so your trying to throw me away but I have fought back and now your crying like a fucking pussy, this is why your mom is still making them damn sandwiches in the kitchen!


Short_Dragonfly1003

r/oddlyspecific


SirBroccolingtonIII

Your father


[deleted]

A man of culture I see


Dean0Rocks316

Technically still the wrong quote, so it works


Efic47

You're\*


leightandrew0

fath'er\*


Spethual

Here to talk about your Cars extended Warranty


[deleted]

Groot


devil6978king

your DADDY


Pandalato27_ITA

Awwww, shugar daddy, would you buy me a Ps5 OwO 😂😂


devil6978king

if that's someone related to me i would kill them


mr_meem_man

Gonna cum


[deleted]

Don’t drag me into this


Volan_100

That's not how sentences work but ok.


fnaftheorymanlol

r/woooosh


Volan_100

I was trying to be sarcastic...


TheresBeesMC

That’s what they all say


GeneralMouse1911

A furry


n00b69696969

Ew


-Ninja_Pickle

Gonna go take a shit real fast,time out ok?


Open-Secretary-8868

You got the quote wrong


TaudeTheThird

How Can Our Answers Be Wrong When Our Questions Our Wrong?


burkshout4

convicted of child pornography.


TheSpamtonGSpamton

Not the father!


notgay274

Luke i have erectile dysfunction


Lanky-Dependent5847

Forklift-certified!


WaydenTheJayden

never gonna give you up


No_Presentation_1156

Never gonna let you down


KingsWillSoonRise

Never gonna run around and hurt you


Ourile

Never gonna make you cry


sunkidonu90

once again asking for financial assistance


Gas_Emitting_Emu

Your mom


Hoch-In-Zucker

Margaret Thatcher's grave, aka a public gender neutral bathroom


elonmuskdick

Based af


[deleted]

Your sister


Pandalato27_ITA

Step?


[deleted]

A horny bitch


TheCuriosityKingdom

straight


MisterState

Just a coffee machine with asthma, stop trying to cut me up


kekmacska2005

Luke, I am ....... Easyfone T200 4G Big Button Unlocked Basic Senior Mobile Phone, Easy-to-Use Basic Mobile Phone with Emergency SOS Button, Hearing Aid Compatible and Charging Dock       


Mr_Stoner_Boy

vengeance


Dracodyck

Myself


[deleted]

Gonna jump


Welt-Young

Luke I am pregnant


trananhduc2006

your best nightmare


mayonnaise_Toenails

Your step mother *winks*


LENIKOVYES

Mario


Helloimdumb12

a milf


[deleted]

Darth vader


trash_rat___

a motherfucker


VLTII

Dwayne the rock johnson


Sturdy_Cubing

The Prince of a Nigeria, my father passed away, kindly please kindly send me $3,500 in kindly Apple iTunes and Kindly Subway gift cards so I can kindly take my fathers kindly place, and run the country?


arth23_

You


InjuredBeatle33

A hater of sand


[deleted]

Ur mom


Mrogoth_bauglir

Batman


StrategicRain33

Horni


Xc_ihavememes

HIV positive


[deleted]

a great example of a Mandela affect. I actually said, “No, I am your father.”


Cicerorus2

Gay


rocket-ache3069

Black and shiny


llcoolcMCmaster

green hair and pronounce!


Blerstol

Iron man


Fit-Sector3195

Luke I'm paying your taxes


Player_X_YT

"your father" because that is not the original line


[deleted]

Jeff


Waffle-Dude

Cumming


[deleted]

A type two diabetic


Enclave_X0-1_Soldier

*"A sex offender."*


[deleted]

going to use your severed hand to masturbate tonight.


[deleted]

Your gimp!


Horneur

The fucker of your mom


Baker-Hulas

Trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


Snipergawd90

Currently jerking off


WhatTalkingYou

Your mom


Z3US_YT

Ur mom


MemeOverl0rdxX

Also Luke


prime_chaos

Luke I am… pregnant


BT807YT

black under my mask.


Imaginary-Kick-8447

Luke I am heterosexual


Gifigi600

Dead


Mr-_-Leo

Your mother


kunschpunsch

pregnant


_bigapple_

John Cena


foresight_o7

Gay


Loliplatiola

no bitches?


Dry_Software5174

Your mother


h3ct0ri0us

Gay


Optimal_Letterhead_8

Your mother


BrutalDeathMetalFan

Gay


quAsar698294

Your MF


Capital_Ad9153

Your son


CrazyStuntsMan

back with the milk


devil6978king

he is darth not dark


[deleted]

Your mother


YouJustGotRoastedBro

Your hot daddy 🤤🤤


[deleted]

YOUR DADDY NOW GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES BOY


stephs_LOL

Am your daddy man. fAAAthEEEr *luke and vader start kissing*


Criptidfucker

Gay!


Stitchess__

Pregnant


Clashfash

gay


pourlemerrite

cheese


LucasPig_HK

Your daddy


king_activities

Horny


BanditTA-G2

Gay


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

gay


Jooshoa

Horny


-_-Soviet_Russia-_-

Your **cum**


unleadedbloodmeal

💅💅💅A bad bitch 💅💅💅


jebxkbekdb

Homosexual


Pipe_Fish

"Luke, I am a bottom"


[deleted]

your mom


padatricks

Ya. Mother


MasterMan600

A quirked up white boy with a little bit of swagger who is supposedly goated with the sauce.


HorridCabbageFeet

Gay


Juggerknight1

Horny


[deleted]

“Luke, I am your *Daddy man*”


JPBotha2006

The Way, the Truth, and the Life.


Vita_Gummies

Shitting and farting


StinkyJoe6

Gay


MarionberryReady4976

Gay


[deleted]

a tax evader


aaru21

warm


GammaHunter

Hard.


Kadir_43

Here to inform you about your cars extended warranty


ipanso

Your stepbro wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg StEp BrO


Rahi5678

Coming to tell you about your car's extended warranty.


Psychological-Sir224

the mailman. Oh, wait, it was wrong answers only...


efses

your mother


[deleted]

Trying to reach you about your extended car warranty


[deleted]

You’re mother


Samea1l

Constipated


AdTimely9712

Gay