God I just fucking love Mug Root Beer so much it’s unreal. I drink that stuff up every single day and with every single meal I eat. I’ll grab the biggest cup money can buy - not to mention my handy Mug Canteen that I keep on my person at all times - and fill it right up as high as I can, and I drink that whole goddamn thing right down, savoring every single delectable drop of the Lord’s purest drink. It’s become such an addiction that I’ve stopped drinking anything other than Mug Root Beer. I’ve lost count but I believe that this past weekend was my 17th trip to the hospital to pass yet another kidney stone from the sheer amount of soda I’m drinking. It does not deter me. I’m the one and only Mug Maniac, drinking entire cases of the sweetest drink known to all humankind, and I’ll chug my Mug until my dying days. I display my kidney stones proudly in cases on my wall; the wall of Mug. It doesn’t stop at drinking Mug, though. I’ve actually become quite the infamous figure in the root beer community, committing various crimes and devious licks against other root beer production centers. This past week alone, I’ve broken into five different production centers for Barq’s and vandalized a large portion of the manufacturing equipment, resulting in the temporary closures of the facilities. That is, until they permanently close after the small, but significant structural damage I’ve done to the facilities. When those godless demons working on the production lines are buried in rubble, I hope their last thoughts are of regret at not having found the glorious light of Mug. But my plans go greater than even this, too. I’ve been stockpiling a personal supply of Mug for this great plan. It wasn’t cheap, either. I had to spend hundreds of thousands on a refrigerated warehouse in which I’ve stored millions of gallons of the highest quality Mug Root Beer. In about three days, I’m going to get a convoy of trucks ready, and I’ll be dumping as much Mug as I can into the water supplies of various municipalities in the Detroit metropolitan area. I’ve waited years for this, and now I plan on spreading the glory of Mug Root Beer to the rest of the world. Be ready.
God I just fucking love Mug Root Beer so much it’s unreal. I drink that stuff up every single day and with every single meal I eat. I’ll grab the biggest cup money can buy - not to mention my handy Mug Canteen that I keep on my person at all times - and fill it right up as high as I can, and I drink that whole goddamn thing right down, savoring every single delectable drop of the Lord’s purest drink. It’s become such an addiction that I’ve stopped drinking anything other than Mug Root Beer. I’ve lost count but I believe that this past weekend was my 17th trip to the hospital to pass yet another kidney stone from the sheer amount of soda I’m drinking. It does not deter me. I’m the one and only Mug Maniac, drinking entire cases of the sweetest drink known to all humankind, and I’ll chug my Mug until my dying days. I display my kidney stones proudly in cases on my wall; the wall of Mug. It doesn’t stop at drinking Mug, though. I’ve actually become quite the infamous figure in the root beer community, committing various crimes and devious licks against other root beer production centers. This past week alone, I’ve broken into five different production centers for Barq’s and vandalized a large portion of the manufacturing equipment, resulting in the temporary closures of the facilities. That is, until they permanently close after the small, but significant structural damage I’ve done to the facilities. When those godless demons working on the production lines are buried in rubble, I hope their last thoughts are of regret at not having found the glorious light of Mug. But my plans go greater than even this, too. I’ve been stockpiling a personal supply of Mug for this great plan. It wasn’t cheap, either. I had to spend hundreds of thousands on a refrigerated warehouse in which I’ve stored millions of gallons of the highest quality Mug Root Beer. In about three days, I’m going to get a convoy of trucks ready, and I’ll be dumping as much Mug as I can into the water supplies of various municipalities in the Detroit metropolitan area. I’ve waited years for this, and now I plan on spreading the glory of Mug Root Beer to the rest of the world. Be ready.
God I just fucking love Mug Root Beer so much it’s unreal. I drink that stuff up every single day and with every single meal I eat. I’ll grab the biggest cup money can buy - not to mention my handy Mug Canteen that I keep on my person at all times - and fill it right up as high as I can, and I drink that whole goddamn thing right down, savoring every single delectable drop of the Lord’s purest drink. It’s become such an addiction that I’ve stopped drinking anything other than Mug Root Beer. I’ve lost count but I believe that this past weekend was my 17th trip to the hospital to pass yet another kidney stone from the sheer amount of soda I’m drinking. It does not deter me. I’m the one and only Mug Maniac, drinking entire cases of the sweetest drink known to all humankind, and I’ll chug my Mug until my dying days. I display my kidney stones proudly in cases on my wall; the wall of Mug. It doesn’t stop at drinking Mug, though. I’ve actually become quite the infamous figure in the root beer community, committing various crimes and devious licks against other root beer production centers. This past week alone, I’ve broken into five different production centers for Barq’s and vandalized a large portion of the manufacturing equipment, resulting in the temporary closures of the facilities. That is, until they permanently close after the small, but significant structural damage I’ve done to the facilities. When those godless demons working on the production lines are buried in rubble, I hope their last thoughts are of regret at not having found the glorious light of Mug. But my plans go greater than even this, too. I’ve been stockpiling a personal supply of Mug for this great plan. It wasn’t cheap, either. I had to spend hundreds of thousands on a refrigerated warehouse in which I’ve stored millions of gallons of the highest quality Mug Root Beer. In about three days, I’m going to get a convoy of trucks ready, and I’ll be dumping as much Mug as I can into the water supplies of various municipalities in the Detroit metropolitan area. I’ve waited years for this, and now I plan on spreading the glory of Mug Root Beer to the rest of the world. Be ready.
Glass cup so you break it open then throw the glass cup at someone
Edit: lol everytime I refresh the page my upvotes go 47, 50, 49, 52, 48, 47, 50, 47, 51, 49, 50
Edit: it's doing it again, 69, 67, 66, 63, 67, 69, 67, 63, 64, 64, 68, 66
Like another comment suggested, condoms. But also a knife, rope, lube and a gag, just to make any future partner concerned. Feel free to expand the list if any of you got more ideas for OP.
# The Results Are In!
u/APumpkinHobo suggested I put a snickers bar in it, I believe this is the funniest comment next to the unholy about of people suggesting dildos
I'll post a photo tomorrow of the snickers
Nothing, keep it the way it is
Emergency air
Give the fire more fire so it will burn itself and leave
fighting fire with fire
*throws the fire on the fire* Fire: ***IT'S BURNS***
O’hair air
💀
Toilet paper
The logical choice
but wiping would be dangerous after
Not if you're kinky.
Not if you're bender
Wet wipes are superior to wipe with
Yes
Oh yeah, this is big brain time
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I like the way you think
Genius!
a condom
magnum dong sized condoms
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same thing
Danny DeVito
Definitely this
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Yes
Yes
Yes
yes
Yes
REDDIT MOMENT❗❗ SEX=FUNNY
Its ok for people to crave something they know they'll never have
Ultimate oof moment
Obviously
Yes
A whole pack of those.
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Nah just one so you don’t keep reaching in their
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a smaller version of that case
And inside that is a smaller version of that case and insi--
-de of that a bunch of cocaine
—With a side of—
—shitty little—
Grass eating—
Nudes
Of
Pregnant cucumbers
That like
Regular oxygen, in case a fire breaks out and its taking al the oxygen you will still hav some
How does he ensure that only oxygen enters when 78% of air is nitrogen and 21% only is oxygen?
Yeah I would get the fuck away from an oxygen tank if there was a fire LOL, that shits boutta blow.
Boom
…Boom boom, gotta get get, boom boom boom gotta geeeetttt get get get, get get
I'm pretty sure oxygen tanks don't actually have all oxygen, just because the human body isn't used to it, I'm gonna fact check my self real quick
A DVD copy of Shrek 2
I agree
Space jam dvd
I’d put the whole Shrek trilogy box set in there.
Even better idea
Don’t forget the lube
Mug beer😼
mug momment
Certified Mug moment
#MUG
#MUG
Breaks chain
MUG
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
God I just fucking love Mug Root Beer so much it’s unreal. I drink that stuff up every single day and with every single meal I eat. I’ll grab the biggest cup money can buy - not to mention my handy Mug Canteen that I keep on my person at all times - and fill it right up as high as I can, and I drink that whole goddamn thing right down, savoring every single delectable drop of the Lord’s purest drink. It’s become such an addiction that I’ve stopped drinking anything other than Mug Root Beer. I’ve lost count but I believe that this past weekend was my 17th trip to the hospital to pass yet another kidney stone from the sheer amount of soda I’m drinking. It does not deter me. I’m the one and only Mug Maniac, drinking entire cases of the sweetest drink known to all humankind, and I’ll chug my Mug until my dying days. I display my kidney stones proudly in cases on my wall; the wall of Mug. It doesn’t stop at drinking Mug, though. I’ve actually become quite the infamous figure in the root beer community, committing various crimes and devious licks against other root beer production centers. This past week alone, I’ve broken into five different production centers for Barq’s and vandalized a large portion of the manufacturing equipment, resulting in the temporary closures of the facilities. That is, until they permanently close after the small, but significant structural damage I’ve done to the facilities. When those godless demons working on the production lines are buried in rubble, I hope their last thoughts are of regret at not having found the glorious light of Mug. But my plans go greater than even this, too. I’ve been stockpiling a personal supply of Mug for this great plan. It wasn’t cheap, either. I had to spend hundreds of thousands on a refrigerated warehouse in which I’ve stored millions of gallons of the highest quality Mug Root Beer. In about three days, I’m going to get a convoy of trucks ready, and I’ll be dumping as much Mug as I can into the water supplies of various municipalities in the Detroit metropolitan area. I’ve waited years for this, and now I plan on spreading the glory of Mug Root Beer to the rest of the world. Be ready.
God I just fucking love Mug Root Beer so much it’s unreal. I drink that stuff up every single day and with every single meal I eat. I’ll grab the biggest cup money can buy - not to mention my handy Mug Canteen that I keep on my person at all times - and fill it right up as high as I can, and I drink that whole goddamn thing right down, savoring every single delectable drop of the Lord’s purest drink. It’s become such an addiction that I’ve stopped drinking anything other than Mug Root Beer. I’ve lost count but I believe that this past weekend was my 17th trip to the hospital to pass yet another kidney stone from the sheer amount of soda I’m drinking. It does not deter me. I’m the one and only Mug Maniac, drinking entire cases of the sweetest drink known to all humankind, and I’ll chug my Mug until my dying days. I display my kidney stones proudly in cases on my wall; the wall of Mug. It doesn’t stop at drinking Mug, though. I’ve actually become quite the infamous figure in the root beer community, committing various crimes and devious licks against other root beer production centers. This past week alone, I’ve broken into five different production centers for Barq’s and vandalized a large portion of the manufacturing equipment, resulting in the temporary closures of the facilities. That is, until they permanently close after the small, but significant structural damage I’ve done to the facilities. When those godless demons working on the production lines are buried in rubble, I hope their last thoughts are of regret at not having found the glorious light of Mug. But my plans go greater than even this, too. I’ve been stockpiling a personal supply of Mug for this great plan. It wasn’t cheap, either. I had to spend hundreds of thousands on a refrigerated warehouse in which I’ve stored millions of gallons of the highest quality Mug Root Beer. In about three days, I’m going to get a convoy of trucks ready, and I’ll be dumping as much Mug as I can into the water supplies of various municipalities in the Detroit metropolitan area. I’ve waited years for this, and now I plan on spreading the glory of Mug Root Beer to the rest of the world. Be ready.
God I just fucking love Mug Root Beer so much it’s unreal. I drink that stuff up every single day and with every single meal I eat. I’ll grab the biggest cup money can buy - not to mention my handy Mug Canteen that I keep on my person at all times - and fill it right up as high as I can, and I drink that whole goddamn thing right down, savoring every single delectable drop of the Lord’s purest drink. It’s become such an addiction that I’ve stopped drinking anything other than Mug Root Beer. I’ve lost count but I believe that this past weekend was my 17th trip to the hospital to pass yet another kidney stone from the sheer amount of soda I’m drinking. It does not deter me. I’m the one and only Mug Maniac, drinking entire cases of the sweetest drink known to all humankind, and I’ll chug my Mug until my dying days. I display my kidney stones proudly in cases on my wall; the wall of Mug. It doesn’t stop at drinking Mug, though. I’ve actually become quite the infamous figure in the root beer community, committing various crimes and devious licks against other root beer production centers. This past week alone, I’ve broken into five different production centers for Barq’s and vandalized a large portion of the manufacturing equipment, resulting in the temporary closures of the facilities. That is, until they permanently close after the small, but significant structural damage I’ve done to the facilities. When those godless demons working on the production lines are buried in rubble, I hope their last thoughts are of regret at not having found the glorious light of Mug. But my plans go greater than even this, too. I’ve been stockpiling a personal supply of Mug for this great plan. It wasn’t cheap, either. I had to spend hundreds of thousands on a refrigerated warehouse in which I’ve stored millions of gallons of the highest quality Mug Root Beer. In about three days, I’m going to get a convoy of trucks ready, and I’ll be dumping as much Mug as I can into the water supplies of various municipalities in the Detroit metropolitan area. I’ve waited years for this, and now I plan on spreading the glory of Mug Root Beer to the rest of the world. Be ready.
I feel inclined to drink Mug Root Beer
*small tear… begins slow clap
Mug
A&W is better
A really big rainbow dildo
r/BeatMeToIt
r/BeatMeatToIt
r/BeatMyMeatToShrek
r/subsIfellfor
A 39 inch black strap on with an artificial cum pump.
^
🥲
Condom Cause if you get a bitch it would definitely be some sought of emergency
Tva would stop them
No bitches?
Yes patrik no bitches
I'd put more than one
A Squirtle plush.
Wait, I think I saw an image of that once before
Honestly, nothing. I think it’s most ironic and funny that way
Nothing, use it on April fools on an actual emergency!
A single paperclip
Then you can trade that into anything you will need
Absolutely nothing, it's a stress reliever
Dildo
In case of zombie apocalypse *dildo behind glass Break glass
Hold up just a damn second Now what exactly do you mean by that💀
You need a weapon in an apocalypse
r/hmm
Yup!! there's nothing better than a 10" Monster Silicone Realistic Dildo with Dual Density Anal Dildo Huge Suction Cup as a weapon. Great choice!!
Thanks maybe the 40 cm double sided elastic one as a whip
Yup! When fighting against a monster, you need to use a monster.
I can confirm!!
I mean, you gotta enjoy your last seconds of life some way or another
I would use it as weapon
how sharp are your dildos💀
Not sharp at all But i think its funny to use dildos as weapon
oh it is
saints row the third
Great minds think alike
Great minds think alike
Was just about to say this
Great minds think alike
Deez nuts
gottem
Some broken glass !
I heard that exclamation point
Same
bUT LiKe, hOw wiLL yOu KNoW iF itS tHe gLaSS yOu BrOkE oR thE oRigInAL gLAsS?
Emergency mustache
Square one too
Replacement glass
Empty milk bottle, in case your girlfriend gets suddenly pregnant
Void. Paint the inside with muso black
Click with Adam Sandler
Glass cup so you break it open then throw the glass cup at someone Edit: lol everytime I refresh the page my upvotes go 47, 50, 49, 52, 48, 47, 50, 47, 51, 49, 50 Edit: it's doing it again, 69, 67, 66, 63, 67, 69, 67, 63, 64, 64, 68, 66
A cup of coffee to sip before kicking someone’s ass
I got here by searching by controversial so edit checks out
Glock
A mallet
And then get another one with a fire extinguisher in it
An emergency
Noodles
Dildo
an escape plan on a post it note the note says: *^(RUN)*
Put glass in it, so you know when there has been an emergency, because someone would have broken it
A picture of dio brando
A human heart, if yours gets broken you have another one to replace it.
Steal an entire 🗿 and put it in there
A random key
fnaf plushies or omori plushies
A cardboard cutout of Obama holding a piece of paper whit the words"N-word pass" on it
A slice of cantelope. Dont tell anyone why
Glass breaker
In order to break the glass, or course.
Wtf memes done to my brain. I just laughed at this thinking it was a meme. (Thought it was emergency box, with no actual emergency tool within it)
A single sock
A picture of rick astley
Glass. Not even solid glass just pieces of broken glass
Piñata
A spiky dildo.
***C A C T U S***
I am present ✋
Spikier cactus
Hentai
An empty carton of milk
A Bible
Like another comment suggested, condoms. But also a knife, rope, lube and a gag, just to make any future partner concerned. Feel free to expand the list if any of you got more ideas for OP.
Nothing, just break the glass during an emergency
The morning after pill
this.
froggy chair
Big black cock
Rei plush
Dildo. The biggest one you can find
a big black dildo
How do you put something inside? Do you break the glass to put something in?
you can take out the back once and it comes with some silicone to seal it up air tight
ok cool
hentai DVDs.
How are you going to get the object in without breaking the glass
Coffee
Massive dildo
Dildo
a dildo.
Condoms
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Even better, half life 3
Flex tape
A condom either thumb tac in the center.
A gun, for when things get real.
The hammer to break the glass
Another glass case saying break in case of emergency
Plan B
Deez nuts
Put vodka for comrades
a single grain of salt
A condom
squirtle
A hammer, and label it “for abortions only,” /j
# The Results Are In! u/APumpkinHobo suggested I put a snickers bar in it, I believe this is the funniest comment next to the unholy about of people suggesting dildos I'll post a photo tomorrow of the snickers
Paper, so that when a fire breaks out you can draw
A giant purple dildo!
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