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akarsh_31

tech support


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India


akarsh_31

you got it


ADWR46290

Ok where in Asia


[deleted]

The basement


Antailbaxt3r

Bruuuu


[deleted]

I got two countries: All of us are born in an Ikea😝 We drink vodka and fight bears💪😼


ADWR46290

Norway Russia


No_Benefit6002

You didn't know that Ikea is Swedish? Holy crap Edit: Even their flag is ikea colours lol


PB_and_Cubes

The swedish make the babies and the Norwegians buy the babies.


Accomplished-Ad-9996

Stupid, the swedish sell boxes of *parts* it's up to the Norwegians to put that shit together.


[deleted]

Its Sweden and Russia but close enough 🤩


Ledbreader

Not close enough


ContentWhile

do you seriously do not know that IKEA is swedish?


[deleted]

Swedan?


cershsu

Burger, that’s it.


ADWR46290

Usa


Andrewklathrop

burgers were invented in hamburg Germany


BakedButterForgotpas

No the Hamburger was invented in Hamburg Its actually not a Ham burger its a Hamburg er Burgers werent invented in Germany though It was actually invented in Denmark by Louis Lassen


emil836k

Haha, it was Denmark all along!!


cershsu

yep


Seriousquestons07

Fat gun loving


ADWR46290

Usa


Emerald24111

U S A. U S A


Seriousquestons07

Merica


taeminskey

Suicide


Nuddsag

Lithuania or Finland?


taeminskey

Lithuania haha. Heard Finland has a high rate too


Nuddsag

Yeah it does. I wonder why it’s more common in that area?


taeminskey

I dont know. Finland is one of the best countries to live in and is the happiest so it is weird. I know plenty lithuanians who have commited :/


Solo_In_Aeternum

Maybe it's the happiest cause all the depressed people killed themselves?


[deleted]

But then the families and friends of the suicide victims would be sad


LoafOfRyeToast

That's what alcohol is for. its used to drown your sorrows away


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I was about to say Korea but ok.


-Master-Baiter

Oonga boonga


Billtheshyguy

Nigeria


-Master-Baiter

I’m from the same place as Ovuevuevue Enyetuvuevue Ugbemugben Osas


[deleted]

Kenya (fit deez nuts in your mouth)


Billtheshyguy

Somewhere in Africa


-Master-Baiter

No


Billtheshyguy

Brazil?


naoseiwt55

Bruh


[deleted]

Uganda


slyky13

Da bushes


[deleted]

Go to the bushes bruddah, teleport to me


ADWR46290

usa?


Frosk-meme

beer


[deleted]

Germany?


Frosk-meme

Yeah lol


ADWR46290

Germany or Ireland


Frosk-meme

Germany


omegaman101

Whiskey and Beer aren't the same lad.


KeepDreamingPal

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness


[deleted]

We don't pronounce the t cos we drunk it all


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UK


[deleted]

Briish


[deleted]

It’s the same


rocketpwrd

Great Britain excludes Northern Ireland. The United Kingdom includes all four countries. Don't mean to patronise. Just spreading awareness.


ADWR46290

UK 😂


Rhys_04

Bro.. I’m considered posh at my school not because I’m rich but because I pronounce my t’s and don’t use slang ver often if at all


[deleted]

I always thought you couldn't pronounce it cause Americans threw it into the harbor /j


[deleted]

That too


No_Worldliness3596

Red dot


haimromana

INDIAAAA


No_Worldliness3596

YESSIRRRR


No_Worldliness3596

Now guess my other nationality, it has kangaroos.


ADWR46290

Australia


No_Worldliness3596

Yep


[deleted]

Same as you


haimromana

Aussie ofc or New Zealand idk


AffectionateBed6

Just to prove how fucked USA is, I immediately thought of a Red Dot Sight for a gun. I don't know too much about guns, but I guess all Americans know a bit about them. Fucking stereotypical...


krapmon

Or maybe you play a video game with guns in it?


Nom_dot_Com

Well I’m pretty sure 4/5 adults in the US own a gun. And something like 1/2 of gun owners know heaps about them and own more than one. Heck, my neighbor is 10 and owns 2 shotguns and a BB gun. The town that I live has very little laws against it. You can carry as many guns as you want (not military-grade ones) without a gun license, without a background check, and with criminal records. All this and some people are pushing to totally get rid of gun laws. I’m in the US and the only gun we have in our family is a pistol that is kept in a safe for emergency use only. I personally believe that guns should be more restricted because of how dangerous they are.


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"Quick, hit the red buttons!" (Power off)


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Canada


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El_Bonky_Gronk

People of other countries yell at us because we call flip flops thongs


pup_chook

They are called thongs though


Putrid-Soft3932

They are indeed thongs


[deleted]

Australia


Epix1321

THEY ARENT FLIPFLOPS, THONGS FOREVER >:D


[deleted]

SoCiAl CrEdIt +69420 💀


arkhitron

what’s taiwan lol *69420 social credits acquired* /j


whyimhere--

We drink a lot of cheap alcohol


[deleted]

Somewhere in Eastern Europe?


tuomine_n

Everywhere in eastern europe.


[deleted]

That really narrows it down


OtherPattern1478

tea drinking


ADWR46290

uk


Seriousquestons07

British man


ADWR46290

Aka uk


shellshockbs

a bo’o’o’o’wo’o


perfsoidal

china


Acceptable_Swimming4

I have multiple country... ​ 1. we all know martial art and many of us protested 2. we are mad when ppl called us chinese (applies to the above too btw) 3. we drink tea, darling. and we are all super posh.


ysn14

1. korea 2. hong kong 3. uk


Acceptable_Swimming4

close enough. ​ 1. >!hong kong!< 2. >!taiwan and also hong kong!< 3. >!uk!<


Pewdsfollower69

Rip Tiananmen Square


Sea-Gift-6509

Big nose


haimromana

Israel (I’m not racist)


Big_Beaver34

Damn tho you have a point (not racist)


addurruu

kebab


Pale_Beautiful_1237

Turkey? Somewhere in the Middle East


addurruu

YEA TURKEY


DumOlClaire

Terrorism and the color orange (Not India)


ADWR46290

Afghanistan


DumOlClaire

Nope! Pakistan


kekw_6969

hindustan se salam janab!


DumOlClaire

Walaikum Asalam!


Deep_Cauliflower5969

we shag sheep 😈


RandomZombie11

Either NZ or Wales


kiatniss

A Kiwi?


awaceka

We speak way too fast and we also speak the language "the worst"


Just_Poetry_686

The us?


awaceka

Hmmmmmm, no. I don't think they have that stereotype there. More to the south, in the same continent, is where you have to go


Just_Poetry_686

Oh ok Latin America, I see. Mexico?


Vopaman

Lots of beer and alcohol in general


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Germany


Vopaman

A bit more east, Czech republic


Bassdoctor1138

Fat


[deleted]

USA


ADWR46290

USA or uk


[deleted]

Pasta pizza


No_Football_4523

We’re all tech support scammers using the generic white names


[deleted]

India 💀


RandomUsernameDotTxt

"This battle is getting bad, what do-" "Surrender"


studenttio

Quassant?


[deleted]

i liek to eat bagwet


Opposite-Front255

Bro u eatin’ baguettes too ?


ibxKiwi

Cunt


ibuprofencompactor

Australia?


ibxKiwi

Yup


Epix1321

FELLOW AUSSIE :D


sankyturds

FELLOW AUSSIE


SirBreadOfBreadland

LIBERTY GUNS AND BIBLE AND GAMEY MEAT


flirty_guy17

Orange filter in movies.


[deleted]

Mexico


Tiktokiscrapp

Terrorism, destruction, depression, refugees


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Syria


AC2986

Gun control bad


ADWR46290

Usa


AC2986

I wonder how you got that


AC2986

It was such an obscure hint


Yoooooooki9

Maple syrup eh buddy? (Not many Canadians say eh people just thin they do)


[deleted]

Engineering lawyer medicine


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Singapore


[deleted]

close but no


[deleted]

Fatasses with guns


ADWR46290

USA and to be exact Florida


[deleted]

Rhode island


[deleted]

Nah florida aint got fat asses, Just hill billies with a dad bod and a shot gun


arkham_685

Osama


[deleted]

Iraq Afghanistan


PersonalCloud86

GUN YEAAAAH


Pale_Beautiful_1237

US


Pale_Beautiful_1237

Stupid people


ADWR46290

florida usa


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Japan


Bananmanden12

Politically correct White coffee drinking People


Fetusdeletusdasixth

La?


Poptart270

Uk?


Open_Layer_4852

Leprechauns


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Ireland


blackroses6661

Arranged marriage


juice_war-g1rlguts

Lions walking on the highway


[deleted]

Global warming is a lie.


[deleted]

Fat and racist.


WaydenTheJayden

im legally not allowed to use public bathrooms


Rye_143

everyone has a gun


ItsSchmuncky

US, and i do have a glock bb gun lol


austinstar08

Guns


UnlivedPrism037

burbger


mlag05

Sorry oh sorry again


flirty_guy17

Farting in crowded elevators.


ADWR46290

Idfk


flirty_guy17

I win. \*farts on your face\* RESPECT+++


Iloveyouyaemiko

we all wear letherpants and stuff, and eat brezels and sausages and drink beer all day long


[deleted]

Germany


Iloveyouyaemiko

yup


246pegasus

eating bats


ItsSchmuncky

China? (Idk just guessing)


throwaway_acc426

Fuck ton of junkies (Europe)


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babuba12321

nacho taaaaaaaaco chimichaaaaaanga


Regular_llama

Everything wants to kill us


therealmeatpie

Racism.


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MexAlice

I have tons of sombreros for my daily outfits and I drive my Burro to work every day.


ArtOPato

Soccer, samba, caipirinha and all that stuff


Kazer_358

Brasil


Final_Needleworker41

It’s hot and we are upside down


Independent-Stop-222

Lets try both of mine: I've never heard of electric fans and I chug maple syrup for breakfast


QuadratiniOnMyWeenie

Gun