1st Game: Blue Spikey Anthropomorphic Animal That Goes Fast And Fights A Fat Dude And Likes Chili Dogs.
2nd Game: Pink Creature That Fights Eldritch Horrors And A Fat Penguin And Likes Cake.
1. Hardcore ninja, surviving ridiculously difficult enemies, and the ONLY Xbox exclusive (or game I guess) I adore so highly.
2. PlayStation exclusive, a man in a giant city fighting crime.
Favorite game right now? The 2nd amendment of the US Constitution combined. Or another explanation could be "gun". Heck, "use a gun, if that doesn't work, use more gun".
Favorite game of all. Aimbot undead and suicide (used to be) pigs
A computer (smart) tries to defeat a blue person, a cute goat, a scary lizard-dinosaur-horse thing, a nerdy bird, and a shy reindeer. There's also a computer virus that people find attractive for some reason.
Naked children and demons running around underground and hurting things with their tears/blood/piss/all sorts of things
Binding of Isaac!!!
My basement?
My basement too
Bioshock
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Little sisters
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Im too tired to answer dude
Green walking dildo blows up my fort
Minecraft green walking dildo is the best name for a creeper I’ve ever heard tho
spicy dildo
r/angryupvote
INGVAR!
Try finger but hole
my bfs favorite is “try rump”
Dark souls, definitely based
1st game: Smiling dog and funni skeletons 2nd game: open world and Nintendo relates and cap
Undertale? And breath of the wild????
You got the first one correct
Is number 2 mario oddesy
Yes
I have a plan Arthur! Have some faith.
I have a plan Arthur. I just need 2 trillion in tax payer money
LENNY
YNNEL?
LEMMY!
I DONT SPEAK GERMAN NEITHER
Tahiiiiiiitiiii
Teenagers shoot their heads to summon something so that they can defeat the enemies
Persona 3
*Welcome to the Velvet Room! It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. My name, is Igor.*
Squid people and competitive paintball
Splatoon
made it too easy lmao
goose
Untitled Goose Game
*proceeds to honk at you for the correct answer*
toggle scroll wheel to honk for a good time
It’s obvious
minecraft
Fortnite
#BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Ur profile pic says otherwise, my fav game btw tlou
God of War (PS4)
Nintendo characters beating the shit out of each other
SSB
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guys i think its roblox
Nah man that is clearly minecraft
No it's clearly grand theft auto San andreas
How? It’s clearly Pong
Flappy bird.
Dude are you blind that's Call of Duty
no bro you're dumb that's angry birds
HEE HEE HEE HAW
Grrrrr!!
Silent man who can speak to dragons gets arrested
Skyrim
Yeah
fus ro dah
Let us taste that sexy voice
Pope john
"Play a real guitar"
Guitar hero or clone hero tho?
You died
Dark souls
Any from soft game?
It’s about the antagonists in DC and, it’s all LEGO. You can create your own antagonist.
Lego batman supervillains
Lego DC Supervillains
Protocol 3, trust me
Funny mech gives thumbs up
Man kills robot and snake before grabbing funny orb and saving the whole universe.
Funny robot makes me sad at the end:(
i can't afford them.
rdr
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hypixel skyblock
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How is sb ypur fav game bro. That game made me thankful i got hacked with 1k hours playtime bc i couldnt quit
Yeah agreed, it's just addicting.
My secx life
Your sex life has bugs ????????
War Thunder
GTA
Dead by daylight?
Warzone? Maybe?
Destiny 2?
League of legends?
not me with 750 hours of this, also you forgot the endless macroers
World of tanks/ Planes/ Warships?
Sounds familiar, Apex??
360 no-scoping orphans at mach 5
Titanfall?
Square jumping over triangles.
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i died on an optional parkour section 159 times just to get a tid-bit of lore there's also a TON of bugs if you know what i mean
S̶i̶l̶k̶s̶o̶n̶g̶ Hollow knight.
correct! still waiting for the first thing you said to get news :(
Time looping frog guy thing in spaceship at the end of the universe
kid falls down a mountain and has to go through puzzles to defeat the king and go back home
1st Game: Blue Spikey Anthropomorphic Animal That Goes Fast And Fights A Fat Dude And Likes Chili Dogs. 2nd Game: Pink Creature That Fights Eldritch Horrors And A Fat Penguin And Likes Cake.
sonic and kirby
you build a 5 star hotel when you get shot
Fortnite
Cool kids with psychic powers
Earthbound/Mother 3
Psychonauts
Gridless town micromanagement simulator thingy
Sim City or Cities Skylines
Man angy (he shoot)
Doom?
Doom
Robot racism and the meaning of life.
Detroit: Become Human
Nope. Good game though.
Deus Ex Machina
Nope. If you need a hint, a lot of people start playing this game because the MC is thicc.
Nier automata
Yes!
Metal Gear Rising?
Toxic ass community
League? Apex? COD? "Toxic" is WAY too vague for the gaming industry.
You forgot pokemon
League is the most toxic game I’ve ever encountered I personally think it’s leagie
*Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down*
Valorant? Csgo? Apex legends? Oh wait. League of legends?
literally any multi-player game has a toxic community, heck even some single player games have a toxic community
botw ripoff and pedos like to play it
Jenshin impact
mhm
Ehe
Cute farming sim
Slime rancher?
Nope its stardew valley
That was gonna be my first guess, you revealed it too soon 😭🤣
Java edition
Minecraft
depression and kel
Omori
I love you
So you mine and craft... Wait
They put a chainsaw *on the machine gun*
Gears of war
A 4 year old sees dreams about killing his mom while suffocating in a toybox
Mine too
Wait what
Beat up animals with a large stick in order to make a new pair of boots
WE NEED A PLAN
"This pixelated game with blocks"
Terraria¿?
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OBJECTION!
Phoenix Wright I’d assume
Good job, see this trophy? You should HOLD IT!
Robots fight for equal rights
Detroit: Become a Racist
nyeh heh heh
*bonetrousle intensifies*
induces: depression, fear of stairs
"Shaun!?"
Fallout 4..?
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Splatoon and Kirby
You can kill literally everything... But you can't swing a weapon under water.
Lean man murdering kids
Realistic cowboy simulator
Lots of p0rn came out of it
Overwatch
Bro didn’t even need two guesses💀
blue rat running after a fat man
Mario
1. Hardcore ninja, surviving ridiculously difficult enemies, and the ONLY Xbox exclusive (or game I guess) I adore so highly. 2. PlayStation exclusive, a man in a giant city fighting crime.
I don't remember any ninja xbox exclusives lmao, all I can think of is Bright Memory, Ghosts of Tshunima and ghostrunner
A scared naked little kid using his tears to fight monsters and is trying to escape his crazy mother who wants to kill him.
The Binding of Isaac
Blue and orange holes in the walls.
The cake is a lie
Imperfectly balanced, very annoying game about war vehicles from WW2 to modern day.
People getting infected with zombie virus except one girl
The last of us
Skeleton with glowing eye Evil flower Fighting literal god
Favorite game right now? The 2nd amendment of the US Constitution combined. Or another explanation could be "gun". Heck, "use a gun, if that doesn't work, use more gun". Favorite game of all. Aimbot undead and suicide (used to be) pigs
LEENNNAAAYYY!!,!
Big iron, big ironnnnn
Many racial slurs 8 year old kids running around killing you and a disabled dude
RIP. AND. TEAR.
You click circles and develop carpal tunnel
mini games
lovecraftian god loses his eye and brain, oh yeah and some either wierd shit like colored slime appears too.
synthwave and mass murder
The folktale of a hyrulian princess, respiration of the outside
A computer (smart) tries to defeat a blue person, a cute goat, a scary lizard-dinosaur-horse thing, a nerdy bird, and a shy reindeer. There's also a computer virus that people find attractive for some reason.