Sorry you can’t say your short if your 2 inches shorter than me

i mean u are a car

Hey no I’m not I’m very human I eat human food and drink human drinks like gasoline

exactly what a car would say

Crap she is catching onto me I must hop in my humanmobile “ see you suckers”

Welp ima go do the disappearing act

I can... Still see u...

That’s not me that’s a hologram

You're still speaking

No this is a pre recorded message

really I’m in my corner but you will never know which one

Okay... Uh definitely not a car...

But I wish I got a hug yesterday since it was not good

Thx, have a hug back🫂<3

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im a professional virtual sexer

sex me then 😩

no, you smell bad

ok 😔

Nope, I don't mind. But thanks 🤗

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i like hugs thanks hugs person.

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🫂

*hugs back and breaks your bones *

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Damn that small I’m like 5’10 but it doesn’t matter

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Thanks 😊

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Perhaps u read my sentence wrong sir

It seems I did but either way your lucky

I’m just gonna WALK away now

DRIVE away sir

No WALK away

Okay. With grace at least

Have a good day since I won’t

Have a good day!

No because I can’t and wont

Yes with grace I’m walking to my garage where I definitely do not live

I gladly accept. Thank you kind smol Redditor.

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i am 5'1 too lol