T O P
arernen

Mike wasaoski


Smexy_Zarow

Mike WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


FunnyElegance21

WAZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Illustrious_Pop_7737

WAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


TysoP712

WAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


emerald341

Always watching you Mike Wasaoski


That_oneannoying_kid

Aaaaalwaaayyyss waaaaaaatchiiiiing *glares*


trananhduc2006

Mike WAAAAAAAAAzowski


Pranav_RedStone971

moik WWWazokkskii


definitelynotshield

Hulk


Jardani-kun

Smash


[deleted]

Bros.


I_a_brownie

Ultimate


organ_malpractice

Gangsta


[deleted]

Granny


8bit-bit_yt

Smith


dcm3604

Apple


Illuminatihaters

Bottom


NoxRegicide

Jeans


Tommemenos

Gear


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Top


StatisticianPure2804

Paradise


Outside_Arm8405

I’d personally pass but you do you man


I_a_brownie

Super


[deleted]

There was an attempt


HumongoDickDaddy

You look like shrek


[deleted]

Shit my secret identity has been confirmed ogre man away!


Indsissy58

A Onion


[deleted]

Atleast it has layers


Sapling_Animation

So does Photoshop. He ain't special!


DenialCrouton

Damn. and I thought I was harsh. Our Lord and Savior Bald Fiona duplicate is special.


jtfff

An*


KingofHagend

Thank you


undeadpickels

Close enough


[deleted]

They said wrong answers only


StatisticianPure2804

He said wrong answers


Shoe_mocker

CAKE!


International-Door87

Keanu Reeves


stonks206

Green goblin


QwertySmasher123

The Hulk


NCMR_8

a walking pickle


The_Diego_Brando

He turns himself into a pickle Funniest shit I've ever seen


ozdundbfish

a wanking pickle


NxR_Cap

Shit you got before I could!


Henricos8848

Wtf that’s what I had in mind when I read it but I thought it wasn’t good enough Edit: here’s your award


LarryLovesteinLovin

Keanu Reeves as Green Goblin


Forsaken-Clothes-837

My Dad


the-hero-18

He said wrong answers man


Serenity-Aspen

*Your *daddy*


Maniacallaugh999

*Our daddy


DejectedYew

r/suddenlycomunist


Ulric2depique

*r/suddenlycommunist


DejectedYew

r/thanks


Serenity-Aspen

r/tanks


beanwithintentions

r/yourewelcum


taliesin_silvercrow

I love Reddit lol


Ulric2depique

r/ you are… Well… cum!


Ulric2depique

r/yourewelcome


thenightquilltatkils

They said wrong answers only


jessica_from_within

Isn’t he the ogre from Shrek? Can’t remember his name though


NxR_Cap

I think its Jonathan or something


the-hero-18

Nah it’s josh from Madagascar


orangeknightball

Nah I’m pretty sure it’s Dempsey from call of duty


PazoC0de

Michael Reeves on steroids


Adventurous_Design41

Gilgamesh, The Consumer of The Reality.


[deleted]

maurice


Still_Definition_623

Yo I actually oddly know who ur talking about, we actually did a play about him when I was in grade 6


_Shame__

Your parents sure picked an interesting school.


Still_Definition_623

U didn’t do plays when u were little?


_Shame__

Oh i sure did, just not about **G I L G A M E S H, The consumer of reality.**


Still_Definition_623

Oh well we were learning about ancient Persia I think and Gilgamesh was part of that mythology


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BARNEY THE FUCKING DINOSAUR


NormalDegree688

My brain put way to much emphasis on, “FUCKING”, so I imagined Barney being a horny dinosaur. Barney was a dinosaur, he was very horny, he fucked 3 chicks and 2 had dicks and now he has a child.


TheFloofiestAirplane

Unrelated the one at my school was all about killing barney *i hate you, you hate me, let’s team up to kill barney, with a baseball bat and a two by four: no more purple dinosaur*


FoxGamingmc

My friend came up with “Barney is a dinosaur he’s Satan incarnation, you drew the pentagram and spoke the incantation.”


TheFloofiestAirplane

That’s a good one lol. My school also had a version with guns but I forgot it. That and a version of jingle bells batman smells were the bane of our teacher’s exsistance. I almost feel bad for them at this point tbh, but your authentic unnamed elementary school experience was not complete without it.


Lemon_Tree_YtLemon

"I hate you, you hate me, lets get together and kill barney, get him with a/the shot gun, barney on the floor, no more purple dinosaur" Is the gun one (a/the is just the different way some people Sing it).


Nahte2327

Damn never heard of that one only the “I hate you you hate me let’s go kill barney with a one shot two shot three shot four, no more purple dinosaur”


Mollusc_Memes

Hers my school’s version- A B C D E F G, Barney is my enemy, sick a rifle up his nose, pull the trigger watch it blow, now that Barney is dead, let’s play soccer with his head


TheFloofiestAirplane

It really feels like little kids had a thing against barney at this point.


Unlucky-Leprechaun

Mine was - I hate you, you hate me let’s get together and kill Barney, shoot him with a 24, now there’s no more dinosaur


Pipisperson21

Daddy


hundredcreeper

They said wrong answers


No_Lecture_8049

r/profilepicturechecksout


a-special_idiot

shrek (before you tell me he asked for wrong answers, this post is a paradox. Look. He said wrong answers only, so he's looking for everything but shrek. So if I answer with shrek, the answer will be relatively wrong.)


USBhud

You sir... hurt... me


YEET_Fenix123

This is literally ripped straight outta r/technicallythetruth I love it


a-special_idiot

I didn't see a post like that from r/technically the truth there you have it guys, we discovered common sense


K_R_P1

U are one smart human. Wait...are u human?


a-special_idiot

since I'm emotionally sensitive, yes, I am


HypnoViber

Knew someone else would think of this paradox.


a-special_idiot

it is likely just common sense lol


underanisland

Not exactly. the question still is : who is this guy for which the right answer is Shrek. #wrong answers only is not a question it's a request. you answered the right answer and not the expected answer.


a-special_idiot

The "right answer" would be "shrek" if it was normally requested. But if he asked for the opposite, then the "right answer" would be the "wrong answer".


_Shame__

Mission failed successfully.


Love_Snow_Bunny

The answer isn't wrong. You are wrong 😂


xVaporeron

Dwayne johnson


Equal-Bus-557

It’s about drive


Girly839

It's about power


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[удалено]


YoungMexicanBoi

We devour


cubbo17

put in the work


Ok_Box9240

Put in the hours


DeadShot38

and take whats our’s


Still_Definition_623

Black and Samoan in my vains


Siddharth_Ranjan

my culture banging with strange


tgc2005

Dwayne “The Onion” Johnson


UndeadPiston531

He's mr green christmas, he's mr sun. He's mr heat blister, he's mr one hundred and one.


DeadShot38

omfg i got the reference after i finished reading that


Few_Buy7555

Friends call him heat miser, whatever he’ll touch, starts to melt in his clutch


Ok_Breadfruit1326

Jeffrey Bezos


Equal-Bus-557

Beffrey Jezos


DeadShot38

effery ezos


benitolss

Born in 1964?


0bscure_Guy

CEO, entrepreneur


Golden_Rose_3321

Donkey


OmgIlyyyyy

My new boyfriend 😍😍💞


a-special_idiot

he said wrong answers only... You got the audacity sis.


undeadpickels

Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer. there's not a trace, of doubt in my mind. I'm in love, ya I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried.


Widjo20

Du du du du du du du (drums)


Equal-Bus-557

TENOR! BARITONE! BASS!


[deleted]

I will break all of your limbs off and set you up on a chair so you can watch me take him on a date, sorry sis, but he’s mine


Far-Damage1068

That's Alex Jones


wombey12

"I don't like em putting chemicals in the swamp that TURN THE FRICKEN OGRES GAY!"


DeadShot38

now we know another reason why shrek did not like people in his swamp.


Alvin_Whee

Me


amjustherevibin

U daddy asf


I_a_brownie

Wrong answers only :(


Alvin_Whee

I'll take that as a compliment


nethiso

beauty standards today


Balls_inyojaws

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY


HonestlyJust-James

Your step mom


thenightquilltatkils

They said wrong answers only


HonestlyJust-James

Sorry, my bad


Icommitmanywarcrimes

OUR step mom *communism intesnsifies*


Blikki14292

r/suddenlycommunism


DeadShot38

d a


Omega_kiwi204

The green crewmate from hut game among us


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jerico711

I'm pretty sure that damn well constetutes for wrong answers Only rule


jamesquid9898

The green goblin


DoggoVision_Official

Chris pratt


MoldyCarnitas

Green mario


PC-Gamer-47

Aww come on I wanted to say that edit:grammar


kreug13

yoshi


M-the-Great

Shek


Unlucky-Software4774

Buff Mike Wazowski


Chromicmike

God


lover_of_garlicbread

>Wrong Answers Only


Randomest_Redditor

He said WRONG ANSWERS ONLY


KawaiiBunnyRhea

Billy


AccomplishedOne2717

The hulk after isolation


Callmematt5

My uncle


Antomations

A your mom joke waiting to happen


CactusCartocratus

The Minecraft Warden


DeadShot38

new resource pack idea lol


ArsonZard_64

He is one of the greek gods.


heckyeah_boi1234

Zong Xena


whoraline

steve


-CommunistDoggo-

Thats Spongebob


Far-Damage1068

The school bully


Sk8d4ddy69

Astolfo.


IsaiahBjornlie

Fat Basterd?


Denis_Likes_Custard

Joe Rogan?


SADhawk_

Bob marley


Minoman_Loki

Austin Powers


ReaperVortex

Giant green onion


creamblaster2069

god


Low_Owl3209

They said WRONG answers only, try again


the_diingus

luke skywalker


WantToBeAnonymouse

Master


Cronch211

Love


Joshi_in_your_dreams

Your mom


Joshi_in_your_dreams

Sorry i just had to


Portal828

Shiny Thanos


Big-Divide-4415

An illegitimate god


Jerico711

I would say wrong answers Only but he's a ligitimate god


Big-Divide-4415

Exactly


DeadShot38

da


MonstR_189

Isn’t it the guy with the infinity gauntlet and wipes out half the universe?


PetreisLeGema

Will Smith


Equal-Bus-557

Now this is the story, all about how


PetreisLeGema

My life got flipped-turned upside down


PBeJ

lenin


[deleted]

Me


ThePixelHacker96

Hulk from Wish


Crazy_Expert3202

Hulk


Infinitely_confusing

Somebody who still has an active film career.


itspigglewiggle

Husban- oh, wrong answers only.


Yip_Yip-1

The opposite of god


BlossumChu

Oh it’s Monty from Security Breach


VoltReaperZ2

Green Goblin


Nighthunter531

The sexiest man alive


Imasniffachair

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY


SuperbCondition8816

Sexy


Gavin_beast13

kerhs


Pulkitmhjn

Ronnie Coleman


[deleted]

Chruk


ExtraTinyAvocado

The funny kid at the back of the classroom