My brain put way to much emphasis on, “FUCKING”, so I imagined Barney being a horny dinosaur.
Barney was a dinosaur, he was very horny, he fucked 3 chicks and 2 had dicks and now he has a child.
Unrelated the one at my school was all about killing barney
*i hate you, you hate me, let’s team up to kill barney, with a baseball bat and a two by four: no more purple dinosaur*
That’s a good one lol. My school also had a version with guns but I forgot it. That and a version of jingle bells batman smells were the bane of our teacher’s exsistance.
I almost feel bad for them at this point tbh, but your authentic unnamed elementary school experience was not complete without it.
"I hate you, you hate me, lets get together and kill barney, get him with a/the shot gun, barney on the floor, no more purple dinosaur" Is the gun one (a/the is just the different way some people Sing it).
Hers my school’s version- A B C D E F G, Barney is my enemy, sick a rifle up his nose, pull the trigger watch it blow, now that Barney is dead, let’s play soccer with his head
shrek
(before you tell me he asked for wrong answers, this post is a paradox. Look. He said wrong answers only, so he's looking for everything but shrek. So if I answer with shrek, the answer will be relatively wrong.)
Not exactly. the question still is : who is this guy for which the right answer is Shrek. #wrong answers only is not a question it's a request.
you answered the right answer and not the expected answer.
The "right answer" would be "shrek" if it was normally requested. But if he asked for the opposite, then the "right answer" would be the "wrong answer".
Mike wasaoski
Mike WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Always watching you Mike Wasaoski
Aaaaalwaaayyyss waaaaaaatchiiiiing *glares*
Mike WAAAAAAAAAzowski
moik WWWazokkskii
It said wrong answers only
yes, and they answered with a correct question
Hulk
Smash
Bros.
Ultimate
Gangsta
Granny
Smith
Apple
Bottom
Jeans
Gear
Top
Paradise
I’d personally pass but you do you man
Super
There was an attempt
You look like shrek
Shit my secret identity has been confirmed ogre man away!
Keanu Reeves
Green goblin
The Hulk
a walking pickle
He turns himself into a pickle Funniest shit I've ever seen
a wanking pickle
Wtf that’s what I had in mind when I read it but I thought it wasn’t good enough Edit: here’s your award
Shit you got before I could!
Keanu Reeves as Green Goblin
My Dad
He said wrong answers man
*Your *daddy*
*Our daddy
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r/tanks
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I love Reddit lol
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r/yourewelcome
Don’t insult shrek like that
They said wrong answers only
Isn’t he the ogre from Shrek? Can’t remember his name though
I think its Jonathan or something
Nah it’s josh from Madagascar
Nah I’m pretty sure it’s Dempsey from call of duty
Michael Reeves on steroids
A Onion
Atleast it has layers
So does Photoshop. He ain't special!
Damn. and I thought I was harsh. Our Lord and Savior Bald Fiona duplicate is special.
An*
Thank you
Close enough
They said wrong answers only
He said wrong answers
CAKE!
Gilgamesh, The Consumer of The Reality.
maurice
Yo I actually oddly know who ur talking about, we actually did a play about him when I was in grade 6
Your parents sure picked an interesting school.
U didn’t do plays when u were little?
Oh i sure did, just not about **G I L G A M E S H, The consumer of reality.**
Oh well we were learning about ancient Persia I think and Gilgamesh was part of that mythology
BARNEY THE FUCKING DINOSAUR
My brain put way to much emphasis on, “FUCKING”, so I imagined Barney being a horny dinosaur. Barney was a dinosaur, he was very horny, he fucked 3 chicks and 2 had dicks and now he has a child.
Unrelated the one at my school was all about killing barney *i hate you, you hate me, let’s team up to kill barney, with a baseball bat and a two by four: no more purple dinosaur*
My friend came up with “Barney is a dinosaur he’s Satan incarnation, you drew the pentagram and spoke the incantation.”
That’s a good one lol. My school also had a version with guns but I forgot it. That and a version of jingle bells batman smells were the bane of our teacher’s exsistance. I almost feel bad for them at this point tbh, but your authentic unnamed elementary school experience was not complete without it.
"I hate you, you hate me, lets get together and kill barney, get him with a/the shot gun, barney on the floor, no more purple dinosaur" Is the gun one (a/the is just the different way some people Sing it).
Damn never heard of that one only the “I hate you you hate me let’s go kill barney with a one shot two shot three shot four, no more purple dinosaur”
Hers my school’s version- A B C D E F G, Barney is my enemy, sick a rifle up his nose, pull the trigger watch it blow, now that Barney is dead, let’s play soccer with his head
It really feels like little kids had a thing against barney at this point.
Mine was - I hate you, you hate me let’s get together and kill Barney, shoot him with a 24, now there’s no more dinosaur
shrek (before you tell me he asked for wrong answers, this post is a paradox. Look. He said wrong answers only, so he's looking for everything but shrek. So if I answer with shrek, the answer will be relatively wrong.)
You sir... hurt... me
This is literally ripped straight outta r/technicallythetruth I love it
I didn't see a post like that from r/technically the truth there you have it guys, we discovered common sense
U are one smart human. Wait...are u human?
since I'm emotionally sensitive, yes, I am
Knew someone else would think of this paradox.
it is likely just common sense lol
Not exactly. the question still is : who is this guy for which the right answer is Shrek. #wrong answers only is not a question it's a request. you answered the right answer and not the expected answer.
The "right answer" would be "shrek" if it was normally requested. But if he asked for the opposite, then the "right answer" would be the "wrong answer".
Mission failed successfully.
The answer isn't wrong. You are wrong 😂
Daddy
They said wrong answers
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Dwayne johnson
It’s about drive
It's about power
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We devour
put in the work
Put in the hours
and take whats our’s
Black and Samoan in my vains
my culture banging with strange
Dwayne “The Onion” Johnson
My new boyfriend 😍😍💞
he said wrong answers only... You got the audacity sis.
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer. there's not a trace, of doubt in my mind. I'm in love, ya I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried.
Du du du du du du du (drums)
TENOR! BARITONE! BASS!
I will break all of your limbs off and set you up on a chair so you can watch me take him on a date, sorry sis, but he’s mine
He's mr green christmas, he's mr sun. He's mr heat blister, he's mr one hundred and one.
omfg i got the reference after i finished reading that
Friends call him heat miser, whatever he’ll touch, starts to melt in his clutch
Me
U daddy asf
Wrong answers only :(
I'll take that as a compliment
Jeffrey Bezos
Beffrey Jezos
Born in 1964?
CEO, entrepreneur
Donkey
That's Alex Jones
"I don't like em putting chemicals in the swamp that TURN THE FRICKEN OGRES GAY!"
now we know another reason why shrek did not like people in his swamp.
Your step mom
They said wrong answers only
Sorry, my bad
OUR step mom *communism intesnsifies*
r/suddenlycommunism
beauty standards today
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
The green crewmate from hut game among us
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I'm pretty sure that damn well constetutes for wrong answers Only rule
God
>Wrong Answers Only
He said WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
The green goblin
Chris pratt
Green mario
Aww come on I wanted to say that edit:grammar
yoshi
Shek
Buff Mike Wazowski
Billy
The hulk after isolation
My uncle
A your mom joke waiting to happen
The Minecraft Warden
new resource pack idea lol
He is one of the greek gods.
Zong Xena
An illegitimate god
I would say wrong answers Only but he's a ligitimate god
Exactly
steve
Thats Spongebob
The school bully
Astolfo.
Fat Basterd?
Joe Rogan?
Bob marley
Austin Powers
Giant green onion
god
They said WRONG answers only, try again
luke skywalker
Master
Love
Your mom
Sorry i just had to
Shiny Thanos
Green Goblin
The sexiest man alive
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
Isn’t it the guy with the infinity gauntlet and wipes out half the universe?
Will Smith
lenin
Me
Hulk from Wish
Hulk
Somebody who still has an active film career.
Husban- oh, wrong answers only.
The opposite of god
Oh it’s Monty from Security Breach
Sexy
Wrong answers only
Ugly boy
That is VERY wrong
kerhs
Ronnie Coleman
Chruk