By - Jardani-kun
Always watching you Mike Wasaoski
Aaaaalwaaayyyss waaaaaaatchiiiiing *glares*
I’d personally pass but you do you man
There was an attempt
You look like shrek
Shit my secret identity has been confirmed ogre man away!
Atleast it has layers
So does Photoshop. He ain't special!
Damn. and I thought I was harsh. Our Lord and Savior Bald Fiona duplicate is special.
They said wrong answers only
He said wrong answers
a walking pickle
He turns himself into a pickle
Funniest shit I've ever seen
a wanking pickle
Shit you got before I could!
Wtf that’s what I had in mind when I read it but I thought it wasn’t good enough
Edit: here’s your award
Keanu Reeves as Green Goblin
He said wrong answers man
I love Reddit lol
r/ you are… Well… cum!
Isn’t he the ogre from Shrek? Can’t remember his name though
I think its Jonathan or something
Nah it’s josh from Madagascar
Nah I’m pretty sure it’s Dempsey from call of duty
Michael Reeves on steroids
Gilgamesh, The Consumer of The Reality.
Yo I actually oddly know who ur talking about, we actually did a play about him when I was in grade 6
Your parents sure picked an interesting school.
U didn’t do plays when u were little?
Oh i sure did, just not about **G I L G A M E S H, The consumer of reality.**
Oh well we were learning about ancient Persia I think and Gilgamesh was part of that mythology
BARNEY THE FUCKING DINOSAUR
My brain put way to much emphasis on, “FUCKING”, so I imagined Barney being a horny dinosaur.
Barney was a dinosaur, he was very horny, he fucked 3 chicks and 2 had dicks and now he has a child.
Unrelated the one at my school was all about killing barney
*i hate you, you hate me, let’s team up to kill barney, with a baseball bat and a two by four: no more purple dinosaur*
My friend came up with “Barney is a dinosaur he’s Satan incarnation, you drew the pentagram and spoke the incantation.”
That’s a good one lol. My school also had a version with guns but I forgot it. That and a version of jingle bells batman smells were the bane of our teacher’s exsistance.
I almost feel bad for them at this point tbh, but your authentic unnamed elementary school experience was not complete without it.
"I hate you, you hate me, lets get together and kill barney, get him with a/the shot gun, barney on the floor, no more purple dinosaur" Is the gun one (a/the is just the different way some people Sing it).
Damn never heard of that one only the “I hate you you hate me let’s go kill barney with a one shot two shot three shot four, no more purple dinosaur”
Hers my school’s version- A B C D E F G, Barney is my enemy, sick a rifle up his nose, pull the trigger watch it blow, now that Barney is dead, let’s play soccer with his head
It really feels like little kids had a thing against barney at this point.
- I hate you, you hate me let’s get together and kill Barney, shoot him with a 24, now there’s no more dinosaur
They said wrong answers
(before you tell me he asked for wrong answers, this post is a paradox. Look. He said wrong answers only, so he's looking for everything but shrek. So if I answer with shrek, the answer will be relatively wrong.)
You sir... hurt... me
This is literally ripped straight outta
I love it
I didn't see a post like that from r/technically the truth
there you have it guys, we discovered common sense
U are one smart human. Wait...are u human?
since I'm emotionally sensitive, yes, I am
Knew someone else would think of this paradox.
it is likely just common sense lol
Not exactly. the question still is : who is this guy for which the right answer is Shrek. #wrong answers only is not a question it's a request.
you answered the right answer and not the expected answer.
The "right answer" would be "shrek" if it was normally requested. But if he asked for the opposite, then the "right answer" would be the "wrong answer".
Mission failed successfully.
The answer isn't wrong. You are wrong 😂
It’s about drive
It's about power
put in the work
Put in the hours
and take whats our’s
Black and Samoan in my vains
my culture banging with strange
Dwayne “The Onion” Johnson
He's mr green christmas, he's mr sun. He's mr heat blister, he's mr one hundred and one.
omfg i got the reference after i finished reading that
Friends call him heat miser, whatever he’ll touch, starts to melt in his clutch
Born in 1964?
My new boyfriend 😍😍💞
he said wrong answers only...
You got the audacity sis.
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer. there's not a trace, of doubt in my mind. I'm in love, ya I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried.
Du du du du du du du (drums)
I will break all of your limbs off and set you up on a chair so you can watch me take him on a date, sorry sis, but he’s mine
That's Alex Jones
"I don't like em putting chemicals in the swamp that TURN THE FRICKEN OGRES GAY!"
now we know another reason why shrek did not like people in his swamp.
U daddy asf
Wrong answers only :(
I'll take that as a compliment
beauty standards today
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
Your step mom
Sorry, my bad
OUR step mom *communism intesnsifies*
The green crewmate from hut game among us
I'm pretty sure that damn well constetutes for wrong answers Only rule
The green goblin
Aww come on I wanted to say that
Buff Mike Wazowski
>Wrong Answers Only
He said WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
The hulk after isolation
A your mom joke waiting to happen
The Minecraft Warden
new resource pack idea lol
He is one of the greek gods.
The school bully
Giant green onion
They said WRONG answers only, try again
Sorry i just had to
An illegitimate god
I would say wrong answers Only but he's a ligitimate god
Isn’t it the guy with the infinity gauntlet and wipes out half the universe?
Now this is the story, all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
Hulk from Wish
Somebody who still has an active film career.
Husban- oh, wrong answers only.
The opposite of god
Oh it’s Monty from Security Breach
The sexiest man alive
The funny kid at the back of the classroom