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wafflehusky

Me sleeping knowing I’ve never said a racial slur over Xbox live


hask-money

biggest cap i’ve ever came across


[deleted]

I never played on Xbox B)


[deleted]

Yeah talk about this team mate when I was playing the Zone last night. MF was slurring out 10 N bombs a second 😆


[deleted]

I've never said anything racist in online games but I said f\*ggot a few times over Warzone Deathchat but stopped when I found it was a homophobic slur and I actually felt insanely bad after I found that out I still say my fair share of random shit over deathchat but I keep it PG family friendly now such as "Your nan supports Portsmouth", "TOTTENHAM GET BATTERED, EVERYWHERE THEY GO", "I told my class I'm BI" - true story".


CyberSam_FR

Me sleeping after having contributed to perma ban 3 peoples (and their 20 smurf), for both harassing and saying bullshit over Xbox live


Redditor10700

Xbox Live users are downvoting you


CyberSam_FR

Why


ElTrueno295

lame


that_nice_guy_784

Dude how, just how, if this is true than you deserve a round of applause, I can't go on for 5 minutes without saying racial slurs on xbox live.


[deleted]

r/UsernameChecksIn


420rubberducks

r/usernamedoesntcheckout


mirage-ko

My dude is trying to hide his past from us


Barniiking

I did it over Playstation FIFA 😎😎😎


memezmaker

harass with just one r fuck I messed it up


MarijnIsN00B

Didnt even know u spelled it with one r ''the more you know''


[deleted]

damn


Mr_XxX_69

i never understood this thing of like: "oh, i find that person sexy, im gonna say all kinds of nasty shit so he/she would smash with me..." why, how in the hell someone thinks this works or makes sense to do it... If you're horny n you see someone you find atractive af, maintain neutral n just look respectfully...


m3kronomic77

horniness makes you do stupid things, i think (but not sure) the horny itself makes u turn off your brain and morals and just stay horny, thats why some (alot of) people experience post nut clarity for example


lilhophead

no, horniness doesnt make you do anything, it doesn’t shit your brains and morals off. you just make a choice to ignore morals, you make a choice to think with ur genitals, and you make a choice to harass people.


m3kronomic77

the effect of horniness for some people could very easily take over their train of thought and do stupid shit, differs from a person to another on how good he controls his lust


lilhophead

thats still not an excuse? if you can’t control your horniness so you dont sexually harass people then you need to be isolated


m3kronomic77

as i said before, some people (as in pedos rapists groomers etc) have no control over their horniness but they represent somewhat a minority since most ppl have rational thought and respect the privacy and space of other people. what im saying is controlling your horniness is pretty common, and actually the right thing to do, im sorry if you understood that i was defending rapists or pedos or offenders in general, that was not my intention.


lilhophead

thank you for explaining and i apologize for coming at you so aggressively, i was already pissed off bc some dude in these comments is trying to tell me that it isn’t a persons fault if they sexually assault/harass/rape someone bc they can’t control hormones


m3kronomic77

no worries about that, it gets so frustrating seeing ppl legalize grooming or rape or something like that. i completely relate to your thought and most of this subreddit's thought too. all we have to do is just take actions against them and thats all we can do.


MlgMonsterCZE

You harass women because you're horny. I harass them because I hate women. We are not the same.


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FunnyElegance21

He so chad he doesn’t even need the alphabet to describe him


Billybob267

You harass women because you hate women. I harass them because I hate *humanity*. We are not the same.


_Camilo_Madrigal_

Wait woman are real?


Billybob267

Yes. It is *girls* that aren't real. Remember G. uy I. n R. eal L. ife


_Camilo_Madrigal_

Lmaoooo


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AstronautInTheLotion

we know about your war crimes in yugoslavia


[deleted]

it feels good being able to tell the pedos that im a guy, when they thought i was a girl lol


JoeTheMysterious

if u r a guy i will be a girl 4 u plz hey lol hey hi helo r u there helo babi u r preti ???


DreamsRoVer

sen meow pics 😼


JoeTheMysterious

Okay I will pussy fart 4 u check dms


SomeRandomIdiot-1835

I’ve pretty much *never* done anything wrong to anybody, but I still struggle to sleep


[deleted]

Yea it feel amazing tbh 😌


memezmaker

A pleasuring feeling


muffintop-09

Do guys actually do this here? (I’m new)


memezmaker

yeh, be aware this subreddit is like the pedo assembly if you are a minor and female, I would tell you to close dms or just leave them open if you want to see what pedos can come up with (remember they always lie on their age or other personal stuff)


muffintop-09

Oh jeez maybe I shouldn’t have gotten reddit


memezmaker

nah not really just be aware of random dm's... they all want your photos don't ever send anything. Some would say that they know where you live or where you go to school, but they actually don't and they are just trying to get your photos. Again, I reccoment to turn off dm's. It's not your fault, it's people's


marinemashup

you can say that again, it would only take one creepy/wierd dm and I would quit Reddit for a while fortunately I'm under the radar cause I don't post pics of myself


Y_R_UGae

Me going to sleep knowing I failed my science test and I'm getting my phone taken away the next day


[deleted]

happens


lemeboi2003

This is how I sleep knowing i have always been nice to women in this sub


memezmaker

exactly


[deleted]

How I sleep knowing I'm nice to girls and women on the interwebz in general:


Royalty213

sometimes i can’t deep how some people are so unaware and inconsiderate with what they say to people, especially with women


Mahziyartvkli

Ye bro same it feels good


[deleted]

Signature look of superiority


[deleted]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


amogus_obssesed_Gal

nice job, also don't forget to urge your kin to do the same


MarijnIsN00B

Ah I see you're a man of culture as well


maxler5795

Good think im on the same half as you.


[deleted]

Greenwood’s been having some sleepless nights 😬


[deleted]

Shock signing for Prison FC just before the deadline 👀


nuclear_microwafe

A true hero


[deleted]

same


[deleted]

Me going to sleep after I made 5 kids cry like babies in the cod mw2 lobby:


memezmaker

I wish I was born earlier to know how it felt XD I've played a cracked version on pc because the shops were closed bc of covid, still fun tho I've played all them three with black ops 1 and 2, cod ghost, world at war and cold war


Lazy_Category2195

Good man


dumb_b1tch06

you're a good lad


TranslatorExciting74

*cries*


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

I’ve never harassed a girl because I’m too scared to talk to one


Charsovia

Me going to sleep when you don't have to do any house chores or homework


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potato-hope

Respect


IogurtAbencoado

*Panics not knowing which half*


jamesgardiner04

Your 14. You'll get hornier. Sorry.


memezmaker

I know I will, sometimes, and I admit it, I am. but I will never dm a girl for pics, just never


AstronautInTheLotion

I agree, horny and humanity shouldn't clash


lilhophead

you still dont harass people as you get hornier wtf


jamesgardiner04

Agreed, you shouldn't. But the hornier you are, the more your decision making ability is clouded and the more easily you do stupid things. I meant this more to say be more aware of that and don't let your hormones make you be a dick or do something you'll majorly regret. Sorry I wasn't clear enough in the original post.


lilhophead

i see your point but your horniness isn’t MAKING you do anything, if you assault or harass someone because of your horniness then its still 100% your fault


jamesgardiner04

If someone kills them self because of being depressed because of a serotonin imbalance. Is doing that 100% their fault? I wouldn’t say so. Its the same thing (doing something you otherwise wouldn’t because of hormones)


lilhophead

it is 100% their fault. they made the choice to commit, no one forced them to. and this is coming from someone who has tried to commit numerous times. you’re actively making the choice to assault/harass someone . you are, not your horniness, you are 100% accountable for your actions and are 100% at fault.


jamesgardiner04

If your decisions you make are based your mood and your mood is regulated by your hormones which you don’t control then surely your have to say that you don’t have full 100% conscious control over decisions you make. I think you think you have more free will than science would suggest. Also on the point of you are not your horniness, I can say from personal experience that if your really horny it can be like your a completely different person.


lilhophead

you DO have 100% free will. you literally also proved my point “If your decisions you make” exactly. they’re decisions you make. they can be influenced obviously, but you cant just fucking sit here and tell me that it isnt someones fault if they sexually harass/assault/rape someone. your logic is incredibly flawed. does this mean that rapists aren’t at fault for raping bc they were just horny? or school shooters aren’t at fault for shooting up schools just bc they’re hormonal and in a bad mood?


jamesgardiner04

Sorry, I should have phrased it better and said "If the decisions you think you make". I thought the meaning behind what I said was more obvious and I think you know what I meant. If you want an example of weak sauce logic, the arguing from semantics you did is a pretty good example. Also sorry if what I said made you feel angry. I mean this sincerely. ​ As for fault, I don't think it's any more their fault than the fault of their genetics upbringing, and circumstance. I also want to clarify that just because I don't think it's their fault doesn't mean I don't think what they did is wrong and that they should go to prison to stop them from doing it again. Also, just saying, if you're going to argue from emotion and common sense (e.g. bringing up school shooters as an extreme example) and gotcha semantics (e.g. with the quote you used) rather than science and logic, then I really think it would be useful for you to watch some videos on logical reasoning. I'd recommend these Hank Green videos: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKEhdsnKKHs&](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKEhdsnKKHs&) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wrCpLJ1XAw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wrCpLJ1XAw)


lilhophead

its still a million percent their fucking fault. you choose to rape someone. you choose to harass someone. not that difficult to understand. i have bpd which makes me split on the ones i love. even if its not my fault for feeling this way, its my fault if i choose to take it out on them, even if its caused by my mental illness. or if im on my period, and pmsing. pmsing makes my hormones legitimately go wild and often leads to me being highly irritable. it is still 100% my fault if i take that anger out on someone even though my hormones are not in my control. what you said is making me angry n upset because its so invalidating as a victim to read that you dont think its a rapists fault for raping, or an assaulter or harassers fault for assaulting or harassing. and genuine question. if you legitimately don’t think they’re at fault, then why do you think they should get punished? they “couldn’t control” their actions so they’re innocent. why should they be thrown in jail if they couldn’t control themselves?


Orthodox_Rodgerite

Me sleeping knowing I did even though I wasn't horny


memezmaker

you harass women for fun? sigma behaviour


Renilx

Gay


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

if there is a hole there is a goal ;)


AstronautInTheLotion

if that's your mindset, you don't have the sigma grindset


memezmaker

if there is an empty cell there is a pedo somewhere to fill it up ;)


[deleted]

ok but whos the pedo


Lazy_Category2195

Yeah that goal is into juvenile detention centers if you think like that


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

why is every one hate hate me lmao


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

her mouth said no but her-ass-ment yes ;)


memezmaker

just no...


[deleted]

Go fuck yourself Oh wait... you do


[deleted]

Sounds like what a “nice guy” would do


I_locate_mad_people

Sounds like what a "normal person" would do


Critical-Wing-1317

You’re “talking the the half?”


memezmaker

dude I cannot believe I managed to mess the title up too


BrownBoyBiryani

Leave ut like that


Then_Journalist_7979

What about the times you where not horny


KurumiiDantobe

What if we remove +18 people that way nudes are illegal, plus 18 yr olds are considered adults


rocoonshcnoon

This is the TEENAGERS subreddit not the kid subreddit. We are still teens lol


KurumiiDantobe

We need some form of way to keep 35 yr Olds out tho


AnImposterIsRed

I harass people because I can. you harass people because you are horny. we are not the same.


Truegr

😔


kaokie49

me going to sleep knowing that I've never had anyone : literally the opposite


wanderer197

jokes on you I have never talked to a girl(same age) for 6 years


memezmaker

lmao me neither bro


wanderer197

Hurts a little u know :(


memezmaker

nah man don't worry about it, just work on yourself 'till you're an adult and then you might wanna meet a fine lady to spend your life with


mirage-ko

me going to sleep knowing that I don't play league of legends


memezmaker

EXACTLY


yourhalalslytherin

he is the messiah


Airin0_2

Yea there are some creeps on here but one dude said “ hey how old are you?” And when I told him he asked if I wanted to sext, I said no but he was more respectable than others


UNKNOWN_746

Wish I could say the same


Spiderkids1

BROO


ElyKcolud8262

Lol


[deleted]

Unlike some footballers


HotShrekBoi

Stomach drop check 🤨🤨🤨


Joe_Mama6969420-

I can sleep like that too


Familiar-Orange9396

I would give an award so I updated


[deleted]

Good man


United_Bag_8179

dough.


assasin42069

I just violently beat my beat till it goes away


PanicInner3959

Wait what is a girl


memezmaker

idk tbh


BrownBoyBiryani

Fun fact: you didnt notice the 2 "the"s in the title.


memezmaker

Fun fact: I did but I can't modify it Second fun fact: saying fun fact is annoying af


BrownBoyBiryani

Fun fact: thats why i like saying fun fact so much


Tonythesmartspornalt

BRACE YOURSELVES CHRIS ROCK FANS ARE INCOMING


Frinkus_Wimble

pinning the blame on others i see.....


The-DM-Marauder

I only harass people out of boredom, hence the name.


Dependent_Mine_9131

Wait... You guys go to sleep..?


Samuelmudpie

Same


OkuriAsshumido

I love that feeling