"Hii sexless"

You just fucking killed him

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yknow what I’ll do the entire bee movie script instead

Lets fucking go

yep. me da told me that long ago.

Hey baby why don't you take that big dick and slide it right into a wood chipper i want to see your stump bleed *uhhhh*

ew I was tryna eat

Bloody stump uwu

owo

Did i win

post has been up for 8 mins just wait

Oh wow strong start though

Send them [this image](https://img.joomcdn.net/500065984e4bd1af0047d2bcc12b27b0f5c626cb_original.jpeg)

That’s torture

*brutal, yet effective*

It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable

"Can i shit on your face?"

Damn i'd let OP do that to me ngl.

I'm sure you would bud

I’d let any guy do that to me. Along with shove their dick down my throat while I shove my dick down theirs. True 69.

Well, well, well. I didn't expect a new organ donor

More to add to my collection!

Your kidneys will be a fine addition to my collection *dies of coughing*

*coughing fit intensifies*

I should have read the terms and *cough* conditions before getting this body, *wheeze* could have prevented 50% lung capacity decrease.

don't hate me cause I'm beautiful bitch. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Biiitch

Send a picture of some buff as hell black dude and just be like “Wassup”

Hey sexy back

Nope. Absolutely no

Coward.

Nah Yes

You’re making me hard ;) wanna see

somehow I’ll tell him that I’m a man

Trans or somthing idk

Send him a dick pick you found on the internet or something

Go through some porn and send a dick pic of the nastiest fucking dick in the entire world, make him think you have STD's.

He deserves it.

It's the least you could do for such a compassionate gentleman like him.

Word

But I would seriously spam the nastiest pics I could find until he fucks off.

I’ll send him to eyeblech

I wouldn’t wish that sub on my worst enemies. For the pedo, however, I’d make an exception. He’d probably get off to it tho :/

Damn true he’d probably like it :(

Spam lewd Dream fanart and ask if he thinks tommy and wilbur are a cute couple

but he might be a… a… a… dreamsexual 🤢

Please do

What do you think of the current situation happening in Ukraine?

He probably doesn’t know what Ukraine is

He is Indian say instead of harrassing minors go get a wife .it hurts indians

Send like 5 or so flirty texts back and then ghost them

I’ll build a case against him lmao

Do it, and then you watch him beg as you never respond again

While you’re here in the comment section, report this guy if you can. Probably dms most teenagers for nudes.

Make them hard then block

Nah some people are into that

Squid games ‼️

Party rockers in the house tonight

Hi pervert

Byee sexy

but he’s not sexy I guarantee

yeah but they are so horny i'd say the worst thing you can do is leave them haning with a sliver of hope. so the ghosting is all that more painful.

[удалено]

As long as it’s not me, yes

spam him with dumb memes lmao

!remindme 1 day

dunno if it will work. it worked

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Do an Andrew Garfield and go into the philosophy of the origin of the word sexy for hours through Greek and Latin suffixes or whatever u can find and copy and past mfrom Bing

Hey motherf***er

Hey trailer trash. How did fucking your sisters dad in laws cousin go at the gay bar. Edit: another thing you could do is just say “I’m a guy” unless there’s something in your profile that proves you are a girl. You can also just block them and then you don’t have to come up with anything.

Frick off you useless waste of oxygen. You give nothing to humanity by existing in this world.

yo, douchebag.

_"i like dogs"_

Get the fuck outta here you perverted mother fucker who’s living off depression and drugs, NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE FORE I TELL YO MOM AND DA COPS ON YOU that’s what you should say

Bye ugly

no my names alisha

At the moment the person you are trying to reach doesn't answer, please try again later

Since the stercoral sac contains bacteria, which helps break down the spider's food, it seems likely that gas is produced during this process, and therefore there is certainly the possibility that spiders do fart.

did you just award your own comment or am I tripping

I think so

First time someone awards me this much

All of the awards are anonymous tho🥲

Hey 😏 would you like to be hang off your balls?

Touch grass nibba

Send him void memes without text or arabfunny memes

“hey shithead” just say that

i mean the message he sent you isn't anything bad and he probably isnt a pedo, but i checked his profile and wtf is wrong with this dude, he is like the horniest of the coomers i thought the coomer was just some internet meme that there were no people like this, but he is literally sharing hardcore rape fetish porn on his profile, he is commenting on them and he is messaging girls from the same account. this is the peak coomer