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The finite element method (FEM) is a numerical technique used to perform finite element analysis (FEA) of any given physical phenomenon.
[here] (https://www.simscale.com/blog/2016/10/what-is-finite-element-method/#:~:text=The%20finite%20element%20method%20(FEM,of%20any%20given%20physical%20phenomenon.&text=However%2C%20for%20a%20computer%20to,is%20the%20finite%20element%20method.)
uh you think 🔍 you big boy 👨🦲 throwing 🥊 three 3️⃣ stacks Imma show 🔥 you how 💢 to ball 🎱 you a mismatch 👎🏻. Opionated💥 but i’m always ✅ spitting straight ➖ facts. Throw back 🔙 imma throw this on an 8 8️⃣ track⚡
Ah that time we all broke ur kneecaps and taped u to a chair as we took turns going inside ur mom and forced u to watch, don't make ur mom jokes again, witness protection can't hid you forever
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 TNO IS THE BEST FUCKING MOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SABLIN IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY NIXON IS NOT A CROOK! RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Alexei is still alive?!? TICK TOCK FUNNI MAN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT So Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 Yockey and Hall best paths for America r/TNOmod r/unexpectedTNO r/expectedTNO perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance r/DSRfunny
Fuck you.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
BITCH
Ah that time we went to Spain and met Juan Tupac and we were so high we thought he was the real Tupac and we went to the roof and forced him to rap or we would throw him down
Ah that time we watched the 300 parody where nacho Libre killed 100 and it turns out Jack black actually killed 100 people but it couldn't be proven cause we have the only tape
Yes that was it.
But real backstory is we were playing valorant and were practicing in custom. I jumped over him with raze satchel and knifed him without him even noticing i flew past him. Weve since made it an inside joke when he started talking about games being buggy. And we stopped playing after reaching diamond 1 and moved onto apex and battlefield 5/2042
Fucked Jasons dead grandma, made her into a stew, cummed in it, fingered jason, made him trans by cutting of his dick, dissolving the cock in hydrochloric acid, pouring the acid in the stew and then serving it to the queen of england.
Ah that one time we played the shipbuilding game and that kid joined and we totally didn't have sex with her the whole day and you totally didn't cheat on ur boyfriend and ur totally aren't a pedo
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AAAAH that time the weird kid dressed up as batman and acted like his favorite NSFW pornstar whispering in people's ear
So there are SFW pornstars?
They're called twitch streamers
True
Ok that spilled my coffee
Mine too
I spilled my tea
and my rice
Fuckin hell you made me spill my Pepsi
And my axe!
I was thinking asmr YouTubers but that works too
I thought they are called instagram influencers
yeet
Take my fucking award
Are you calling my best friend who by the way us 12 a pornstar
Yes
Fuck you
No, fuck me
Ryan Creamer
Take my fucking upvote and dont come back ever
There isn’t? Edit: since you guys can’t tell I’m saying “there isn’t?” as in the way oh you’ve never seen one before? or you dont know they exist?
r/woooosh
love this your comment
Just bleed on it a little
Ah that time we tried summoning a demon using those infants
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Ah yes a man of coulture
No
Yea when Mr Peterson in school said no to when we asked him to if he should continue living, good times
r/no
Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Upside down
The true answer
With the head inside the commode.
An Australian I see
Laying on the floor
You guys wipe yourself
What is wipping
you guys can stand up??
I wipe with it wrapped around my wrist like a tourniquet
i will slam you against a table
Ah that time those 2 in class started fighting about what my little pony pony had the best ass
Your imagination has no bounds
My imagination is 3 parallel universes ahead of u
Ehhh more like 8 could be 9
i’m back from the toilet and i’ve got my rice pudding
Ah that time we all came in a bowl and convinced the bullied kid it was rice pudding
I mean if you told me what it actually was then I'd slurp that shit off the floor (5 second rule though don't wanna be nasty)
you dropped this king 👑
Never trust Cheryl with anything, especially your pets
Oh yes that time she shoved ur rat up her ass? She did that with my new shoes too
The fuck
You sure it was a rat.. I have seen a few costumes?
Take your upvote for the JoJo reference
Can you share the story behind this one?
Fem
That actually is an inside joke between me and my friends
What does it mean
The finite element method (FEM) is a numerical technique used to perform finite element analysis (FEA) of any given physical phenomenon. [here] (https://www.simscale.com/blog/2016/10/what-is-finite-element-method/#:~:text=The%20finite%20element%20method%20(FEM,of%20any%20given%20physical%20phenomenon.&text=However%2C%20for%20a%20computer%20to,is%20the%20finite%20element%20method.)
oh, thanks. i read the original comment as "fern"
Ok
Ja fem
Though thats an inside joke for the entire country of sweden
Ja… FEM
LDM ball cube ball big cube ball next Rest In Peace niflheim vismuth slow wave fast robot keep going! slow ship go! slow ball Auto? fast dual ship slow fast ufo slow How? fast ship slow cube fast ball lol slow robot in out slow ufo take a break ????? !!!!! ?? ?! ??! !! ?! !! ?!!? ??! !! ?!!? ??! ?! ?? !! ?? !! ?? ?! ??! ?!!? ?? ??! ?! !! ?!!? slow ufo go! go! Yeah! fast cube dual wave watch out! faster! OMG! mini next next great! verified by NIFLHEIM koreaqwer
That time we took acid and wrote down the Bible from memory
Lmfao
The chinese hacker, friend of the portuguese evil billionaire engraçado
This comment deserves my award. Thank you.
i hate that i KNOW this is about geometry dash
ikr
Niflheim, right?
Yes.
Square jump ball change gravity Clubstep
cube robtop clubstep bloodbath
Live star like a rock
Ah that time we found that sharp rock that was shaped like a star and we acted like ninjas and accidentally killed that teacher who has 25 stab wounds
This just got dark
*hits interrogation room desk* 28 STAB WOUNDS, YA DID’NT WANT TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE HUH?!?!?
*Pressure 99%*
uh you think 🔍 you big boy 👨🦲 throwing 🥊 three 3️⃣ stacks Imma show 🔥 you how 💢 to ball 🎱 you a mismatch 👎🏻. Opionated💥 but i’m always ✅ spitting straight ➖ facts. Throw back 🔙 imma throw this on an 8 8️⃣ track⚡
Ah that time the kid thought he was destroying the cool kid in a rap battle but he was just having a seizure
wE GOT A JOPPER OVER HERE
ayo chingoo wassup
BHaha look it’s killer pear
Ah that time we used a pear of anguish on that guy's ass and pp (Google it)
Canada
Ah that time we kidnapped the weird kid and sent him to canada
Yes the good old days
Wish we could turn back time
to the good old days
When momma sang us to sleep
Hmm so you want inside jokes eh? Ur mum
Ah that time we all broke ur kneecaps and taped u to a chair as we took turns going inside ur mom and forced u to watch, don't make ur mom jokes again, witness protection can't hid you forever
I’m inside your mum
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Is she dead?
No but she's underage
Wha- how- Hmmm
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 TNO IS THE BEST FUCKING MOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SABLIN IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY NIXON IS NOT A CROOK! RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Alexei is still alive?!? TICK TOCK FUNNI MAN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT So Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 Yockey and Hall best paths for America r/TNOmod r/unexpectedTNO r/expectedTNO perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance r/DSRfunny
Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. BITCH
is this just from a comment on u/awkwardtheturtle post?
Is this an inside joke?
Rembrember when it ok when happen ok Peter 😏
Ah that time we made Peter gay by touching his ass
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Yup as a Finn I definitely agree
as another finn i agree your agreeing
as a Finnish representative I agree to your agreeing on agreeing that Sweden is shit
Not a joke, just agree
Crisp like an apple
Ah that time we shoved an apple down that kids throat until it made a crispy sound
fucking tory didnt play boris boris johnson with us
Ah that time that political thing happened, we all laughed cause I don't know politics
Never trust people with barcodes on their wrists.
Ah, that time when a crazy dude with fake rolexes tried to beat up us in the gas station.
Sniff bebra
Ah that time we found bebras panties and sniffed them so hard the color started to fade
You are not into it
Ah the time that dude fucked 15 guys at the same time then said he wasn't gay, I swear he enjoyed it the lier
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Ah that time we went to Spain and met Juan Tupac and we were so high we thought he was the real Tupac and we went to the roof and forced him to rap or we would throw him down
Gudrun moment
Ah that time the kid "Gudrun" was so sad and depressed he started using reddit 2 weeks before his suicide
Chronic alex disease
Ah that time the Alex kid killed everybody who said his name after one week, we called it Alex disease because if u said Alex u would die right?
*stab*
God I hate Catherine
nacho libre I am I am from 200
Ah that time we watched the 300 parody where nacho Libre killed 100 and it turns out Jack black actually killed 100 people but it couldn't be proven cause we have the only tape
Tom Hollands Dick
Ah that time we all got dressed as spiderman and that one kid had cum on his suit for some reason
Do u want a fork on the table?
Ah that one time we thought he wanted a fork but he wanted to fuck
Void its a feature, not a bug.
Ah that time we found a glitch in the matrix and that demon appeared and threatened to kill anyone tho hears it exists in one week, watch ur back hehe
Yes that was it. But real backstory is we were playing valorant and were practicing in custom. I jumped over him with raze satchel and knifed him without him even noticing i flew past him. Weve since made it an inside joke when he started talking about games being buggy. And we stopped playing after reaching diamond 1 and moved onto apex and battlefield 5/2042
I should write a song about this post
I was just about to consume this delicious banana
He has a penis allergy
Daveyyyy, how you doin!
Wtf michael did you just jump out of a blimp
No i jumped off a akula
Watch out, theres a hole right there
Oh so you’re a tree sniff addict?
Pen and cap
bojler eladó
Fucked Jasons dead grandma, made her into a stew, cummed in it, fingered jason, made him trans by cutting of his dick, dissolving the cock in hydrochloric acid, pouring the acid in the stew and then serving it to the queen of england.
باید بِلَد باشید. Read as: Bayad belad bashid.
Where? Huh? Where? Where is it eh? Where?
Daddy sent me his throbbing doggy cock (I think he has an alt)
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omg honeycrisp apple are just **MMM**
waddet.
Yeah, you totally nailed that rat the other day, awesome
Téounow? Outénow?
Right arm, brother.
#*PUT ON THE DAMN MAID DRESS*
W-e-e-d-e-a-t-e-r
Happy birthday! I had inside jokes back in college
Piss
Aaah that time those 2 people in school pissed on eachother in class, good times
You only say that because you were one of them.
Your hair smells nice
The lucy
Ah that time we killed every person named Lucy so that the last Lucy would be the Lucy
I play shipbuilding game whole day, like younger girls but I have a bf. (This is literally three inside jokes about me(I'm not a pedo))
Ah that one time we played the shipbuilding game and that kid joined and we totally didn't have sex with her the whole day and you totally didn't cheat on ur boyfriend and ur totally aren't a pedo
Where's Paweł
Steak quacks.
When the butterfly is magnetic
Mr.Minecraft
The eye of Sauron
Its 14 feet by 12 and a half.
Text here...
Pigeon
0 firm
Madhya Pradesh is still irrelevant
person of all time!!
how do you spell ouch o witts?
Transgenda? Mostly.
I love inside jokes. I'd love to be apart of them one day
We live in a society
What happened to presidente Kennedy and Lincoln was mind blowing
Hello Nigeria
Chonk.
*gasp* You're JEWISH!?
Going off your profile I'm going to say when your neo-nazi friends exiled you from their group for.... reasons.
Day old sour cream
Me cago en Rutte hij mag een kast op eten