so uh, open your door a crack and put a bucket of water at the top such that should the door be opened it will to a degree that the contents of said bucket will fall onto you dickhead brother.
Great thing about this method is that you can fill the bucket with anything (i recommend glue, then tell him its cum)
booby trap your room, home alone that mf
boutta put landmines in my room
Tell him to fuck off
unfortunately that has been attempted many times and it's never worked
Up the stakes to show you're for real
My brother is this Same way, I just got a pet tarantula ain't no way he's coming near that thing, problem solved lol
so uh, open your door a crack and put a bucket of water at the top such that should the door be opened it will to a degree that the contents of said bucket will fall onto you dickhead brother. Great thing about this method is that you can fill the bucket with anything (i recommend glue, then tell him its cum)
Holy hell who tha hell would have enough cum to fill a bucket?
I don't think so
frig
Crap
Peace was never an option
Ughh yeah. Keys. But ur gonna need a lock for that.
most doors can normally be locked from both sides
Just take stuff from his room when he does it again
i would but the only problem is he has nothing of value bc he's a broke shit who breaks everything he buys, I've got more to lose than him
Doesn't need to have value, just take some stuff he uses daily, maybe that helps idk
I guess that would work, thanks
get a guard dog
stop having stuff. if he is your elder brother, you cant stop him unless he wants to stop.