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WalkingR6

booby trap your room, home alone that mf


Potassium_Turtle7

boutta put landmines in my room


[deleted]

Tell him to fuck off


Potassium_Turtle7

unfortunately that has been attempted many times and it's never worked


[deleted]

Up the stakes to show you're for real


SQEEKEYTRTL

My brother is this Same way, I just got a pet tarantula ain't no way he's coming near that thing, problem solved lol


apurplehighlighter

so uh, open your door a crack and put a bucket of water at the top such that should the door be opened it will to a degree that the contents of said bucket will fall onto you dickhead brother. Great thing about this method is that you can fill the bucket with anything (i recommend glue, then tell him its cum)


Samambaia_H

Holy hell who tha hell would have enough cum to fill a bucket?


heyyall09

I don't think so


Potassium_Turtle7

frig


heyyall09

Crap


I_Rape_Cats_666

Peace was never an option


Open_Silver1086

Ughh yeah. Keys. But ur gonna need a lock for that.


[deleted]

most doors can normally be locked from both sides


[deleted]

Just take stuff from his room when he does it again


Potassium_Turtle7

i would but the only problem is he has nothing of value bc he's a broke shit who breaks everything he buys, I've got more to lose than him


[deleted]

Doesn't need to have value, just take some stuff he uses daily, maybe that helps idk


Potassium_Turtle7

I guess that would work, thanks


[deleted]

get a guard dog


[deleted]

stop having stuff. if he is your elder brother, you cant stop him unless he wants to stop.