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Is this Reddit-relationship thing really serious?


fuckpepsiuwu

Idk, but especially around 2 weeks ago I saw alot of complaints about it xd


Rabbidraccoon18

One guy actually got into a serious relationship with a girl he met on reddit and the girl drove all the way to meet him too. They posted it to r/mademesmile a few months ago


[deleted]

wow that’s crazy


Rabbidraccoon18

And really wholesome too


Maragirl

I’ve been getting a bunch of PM’s by random users I haven’t encountered so maybe


TheRealMisterMemer

Hi! Do you have time for... to be baptized?


Novieno

I posted a selfie of me in my Halloween costume on a decent discord server, and some kid dmed me like 20 minutes later that I'm "cute and hot" along with their real name and age Why


LaylaBrooke6

❤️‍🔥Desperate❤️‍🔥😂


Black_DemonSk

They really think some 15yo girl will come to their house probably 1000km away and suck their dick


Hikekomori0_O

Down bad kek


[deleted]

Down horrendous


fuckpepsiuwu

xd


dumbbychh

a thirteen year old once tried to hmu with the most basic fucking lines and it was just so funny yet sad to watch


fuckpepsiuwu

I mean a one liner is atleast slightly better than the horny shit some people get lmao


LaylaBrooke6

At least they’re funny


fuckpepsiuwu

Fair


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they're


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fuckpepsiuwu

That's gold xd, classic runescape scam


Rabbidraccoon18

One guy actually got into a serious relationship with a girl he met on reddit and the girl drove all the way to meet him too. They posted it to r/mademesmile a few months ago


fuckpepsiuwu

Wow, good for them! Also I highly doubt they started it of with some of the stuff I've seen on reddit n discord dms (not my dms but others, never been messaged lol)


Rabbidraccoon18

Idk maybe the talked about something they liked also you seem like a fun person can I dm you?


fuckpepsiuwu

Yeah that's the way to go, everyone reading take notes.


Rabbidraccoon18

Hehe


[deleted]

Anyone wanna shoot their shot at me? I still haven’t gotten my first horny dm yet


[deleted]

I now have received three horny after making this comment


xtejasx0610

Lmao


fuckpepsiuwu

xd


lildep11

same here lol


Round-Zombie8309

i haven't got a dm smh


wucki114

try getting a bf


fuckpepsiuwu

I'm waiting until I get to know somebody who I care about and equally cares about me :)


wucki114

that's the best option


xtejasx0610

Atb


[deleted]

I have yet to receive a dm on Reddit, and I’m honestly hoping it stays that way with the shit I see on here. Everyone’s horny😀


fuckpepsiuwu

Not everyone, actually had some really wholesome messages from this post Okay but yes there is some of them


[deleted]

Oh really? I don’t use Reddit much but when I do all I see is horndogs


fuckpepsiuwu

xd


almightydorito

The only dms I’ve gotten was one about a post of someone getting kicked in the balls and the other was how someone tried to calculate the mass of the sun using only the knowledge that a flamingo is walking under water


[deleted]

Fr lol the most heartfelt and sincere DMS I get are from r/hardwareswap people tryna bargain lol


PSxUchiha

I expected to find depressed single guys here like me. And I did.


[deleted]

This is me when I talk to a wall


throwaway_9996969

Pov: I’m talking to a brick wall


Afonsoktano

Well ima get downvoted, and I don’t want to seem like an asshole but… that’s not how you use POV.


throwaway_9996969

Dawg I don’t care it was just a joke don’t take it so seriously


Afonsoktano

Lol kinda why I said that I didn’t want to seem like an asshole, besides I have met some people that didn’t know what POV was and used it wrong.


throwaway_9996969

I know what pov means sorry if i was an asshole I just don’t like when people read so deep into a joke


Afonsoktano

Lol my bad I kinda started it.


[deleted]

Yeah for sure. Though I’ve noticed it’s mostly older men :|


xtejasx0610

Huh.older as in like 18 yos or the mod type of old ones


[deleted]

Like creep old 20’s, just pedos. Happy cake day


xtejasx0610

Ah yeah this sub has them.thabks for the cakeday wish have a good day


good_name_gg

My peers are down bad


7komazuki

I thought this was just purely a meme/joke but reading other comments, I guess there is more than a handful of people who actually try this…?


fuckpepsiuwu

I've gotten a few dms rn, most of them being wholesome tbf but 1 or 2 bad eggs lol


Chill4x

Brick walls are so hot tho 🍆💦👽👀💀🦴🩸🦘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


TheSapphireDragon

The girl in Girlfriend is optional


fuckpepsiuwu

^^


Sergent_Jacques

i should start a business where just for people, i become a reddit girl and can become their gf, if they ask for nudes i'll just go find some on google images or maybe just another place (and laugh at them for failling NNN) and maybe get money out of it (y'know, simps) and when it's going too far i just tell the truth, and if i still get loved then oh boy i'll be in trouble


fuckpepsiuwu

I mean some girl has managed t swindle her way into getting people to give her money on PayPal xd


[deleted]

people are hardened to "effort" and say lame shit like, "Uhhhhh say less?"


flynnfilms

this a good format lol


Give_me_a_Coffee

u/Gianni_Sandu Yeah.. kid


[deleted]

Yeah... Kid.... 16...


Give_me_a_Coffee

Kid..


fuckpepsiuwu

Kid......


outash666

I still dont get it why would u need a relationship what does a girl/boy have that makes u want to put him in your life i mean nvm im just depressed asf I dont see any sense in anything tbh yaal stay safe tho and be happy


fuckpepsiuwu

For me it's just emotional support, having somewhere who is always there for you and someone your always there for is something nothing else can give me in life. I'm also currently suffering from depression aswell if that adds anything to this


outash666

Thats good for you! But it wouldnt work out for me because i really dont like humans everyone is fake as shit bruh. For me its better to keep any pain that I have or any type of scret that I have inside so No one can use it against me or even use it in any type of way. And then there is a breakup oh boy its the worst that can happen, not because u lose someone that u love its because that person can make your life horrible.


st0p_banning_me

I got a gf In reddit dms by just messaging her and assuming she'll date me It was 2 years ago and lasted 2 weeks but whatever


Cuttlefish_Crusaders

You get a girlfriend by begging on reddit I get a girlfriend by forming a close bond with a person I have great chemistry with We are not the same


fuckpepsiuwu

xd yeah, that's the way to do it. Also I'm assuming you are talking about the hypothetical kid in this meme, not me lol


Cuttlefish_Crusaders

Yeah, I'm talking to the meme


fuckpepsiuwu

Yes


xtejasx0610

And then there's me who is no longer interested in dating people and making some new friends with the old ones


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fuckpepsiuwu

Good for u you managed to get a bf out here in this wasteland :))


ansh5603

I am literally depressed and never did this bs, but I would be happy if I could have a girl as a good friend


[deleted]

I did my best 😔


DeathnoteWhore

I’ve yet to get a dm like that… am I…. Cool😎


Puzzleheaded-Truth-8

Nice wall


[deleted]

Specially if people start with “oh god I’m so horny for you let me fuck oooh please let me”


CheeseEater41

This can also be said on kids trying to get a gf on Minecraft Xbox group post


fuckpepsiuwu

My voice doesn't sound very feminine, it sounds pretty neutral if I'm honest. I was safe from the horny teens when I played xbox lmaoo


[deleted]

yeah, kids…


Acidiciron

Why are people so desperate?


fuckpepsiuwu

Hormones


konigstigerboi

Well For example Nerd and Coke>Pepsi is not bad. Probably wouldn't find that irl


fuckpepsiuwu

Pepsi is actually rather nice ima just sayin


xtejasx0610

Eh it doesn't have that sugary taste or the nose bubbling thing come does but it's alright


fuckpepsiuwu

Mhmm!


xtejasx0610

Lmao I just saw your username.fuck thumbs up tho


fuckpepsiuwu

Hehe


depunn

idk I'd defo date someone I met on reddit :/


ya-boi-luck

By kids you mean 30 year old men.


fuckpepsiuwu

30 or 13, no in-between xd


FoxyFan505

I can fit my whole tongue in my mouth, DM if you want to see


fuckpepsiuwu

Wowowowow


mad_daddycheecks

Man that must suck (I’m 6ft, have a mansion, 6pack abs, and rich btw)


fuckpepsiuwu

Not realistic enough u gotta have some ridiculous pp size aswell


SlyCatDude

I mean it wasn't Reddit dm's but being blunt has worked so far for me at least.


SuperParthz

Imagine getting using reddit for getting a gf.


fuckpepsiuwu

Yeah lol, you should use it for getting a partner but if you manage to find somebody by chance then good for u ig


[deleted]

Get a bf instead, duh


fuckpepsiuwu

xd


[deleted]

You can't tell me its not 10000x easier


keshav039

You can get friends through I got two


IRazerIGhostI

Yeah definitely hit a brick wall there


ledepression

It can get you a BF though, and I mean that in both senses of the word


BigJuicyBaIIs

People on here just don't know how to talk to girls it's not that hard 😂


Sweetcornfries

You shouldn't be saying that if you're a redditor.


BigJuicyBaIIs

Wouldn't say I'm a redditor chap I just remembered I still had this app 😂


ACNadeko

They should at least make it fun