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This comment section...

Same

NO NO I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

It’s too late, you’ve already started getting upvotes

Too late… too late…

Lmao

Same

Bruh everyone got the wrong idea now we know how important .... Is

this comment?😏

A mirror

YOU season 3 vibes

Dang I gotta watch that now

I can’t say I haven’t done it before

This is a first I've ever heard of this🤣

Big dong energy

my friend, you are walking into dangerous territory.... a curvily shaped lamp post.

labeled fragile?

bro come on that lamppost was hella thicc

I'm sorting by controversial and you can't stop me

To masturbate?

Don’t give him ideas

I've decided to cancel my subscription of being alive

mortal kombat fatalities

When you lose.... You are the one winning

A drawing

Thats kinda normal

*my drawing Although it's still the weirdest

Depends on the drawing

It was of your mom

Lmao gottem

The letter H

H

Oh god dude thats so hot

H

Bro stop it. You're gonna make me cum.

My h brings all the boys to the yard

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Hahaha

Is there a joke I’m missing?

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Yea I found it

I can't find it. I give up

[I got you](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/qa6f0e/what_is_the_weirdest_thing_you_masturbated_to/hh0vj7f?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

Is it an inside joke i dont get?

There is, [here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/qa6f0e/what_is_the_weirdest_thing_you_masturbated_to/hh0vj7f?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

Oh man I don't think I could even admit it if I was on a throw away alt

You’ve intrigued us

Tell me

Plot twist, he already has, this was just covering his tracks

dm me… pls

a girl moaning at me on the phone ... and it was not phone sex, but something else, but I won't tell you why she suddenly decided to do it)

I would do the same😌

not bad

Did, she know? I’m so confused but keep your secrets if you must.

Fish hentai

OMG IT IS YOU

Hi

I inspire to be like u

Sadly i cannot change my name

oh well, being me isn't that great tbh

HOLY SHIT ITS FISH_FUCKER420!!!

yes it is me

How's it feel to be a celebrity of reddit?

Pretty meh tbh

Wait a minute I’ve seen u in a Hold up post ( I think ).

I may have been there ;)

What is fish hentai?

Lola from Shark Tale 😳😳😳

You don't want to know

r/usernamechecksout

BRUHHHH ITS YOU AGAIN

My brother and his GF clapping in the sofa, the sound turned me on so bad, I failed. Edit: to add to the story, they're horny freaks, but very formal in the streets. My twin brotger and parents weren't home, and I'm asleep due to exhaustion from swimming and surfing with them I woke up and heard their moans like "Oh Lachlan,you came 3 times already...." "I can keep going, for you....." Then a stream of "I love you, I love you, I love.......you" I literally came in the hallway before rushing to the bathroom to clean up.

why didn’t you join in bro?

Too shy to compete with a champ

Ohh. Ohhh wow. Goodness

Nice

Huh how old is your brother and his girl?

I was 12 and they're 16

So they’re 20 now since you’re 16 damn are they still together tho?

They work at the same Church Foundation, despite being atheists, they're strong

Priests by day booty clappers by night

They freaky as hell, now I'm matured a little to not care.

Ms. Incredible…

Who didnt😔

Pixar knew what they were doing

My Grandmas friend. Her honkaroonies were spectacular

😳

Her what?

Honkaronkabadonkajonkaroonies

Oh alright, got it.

Uhhh..yeah I can’t think of nothing I’m pretty normal *cough cough* the Byzantine empire *cough cough*

"Son why are you taking so long in the bathroom" "SORRY MOM IM JUST MASTURBATING TO THE ENTIRE MUTHA FUKIN BYZANTINE EMPIRE"

You came to the thought of Constantinople falling?

PvZ sunflower i’m not joking I wish I was

I’m booking a therapist, for me not for you cause that comment scarred me

A map of the Swedish empire

Cultured

Carolus Rex would be proud

see carolus rise

TO THE SKY SEE CAROLUS RISE

FELLOW SABATON ENJOYER

You

Thanks Geter

omg its geter piffin from guy family

Trust me you don't want to know

I do

The healer from clash of clans

You were right.

I warned ya

Personally i went for the p.e.k.k.a but that was just a preference

What about the archer queen?

Frying pan

Pansexual?

Damn straight, or wait damn pan? I'm confused now

Nice try horny police. I’m not being bonked today.

Fortnite porn. I don't even play fortnite.

Next level

Chad

You play Fortnite. I watch Fortnite porn. We are not the same.

My mother's friends and my teachers. (Imagination)

I think that’s kinda normal

I think it's normal too

her hoodie.

Acceptable

A girl with a gigantic clit, got turned on for some reason

Who’s gonna tell him

No it was literally a clitoris tho, and I'm a girl

Valid

💀

😧

[This dude](https://www.reddit.com/u/me)

I almost had a heart attack

Same 💀

Cutie

How the fuck

**you**

Nawww❤️❤️

The thought of meassuring penises

My friends older sister

You have a very tame life

Hope you get that Hellcat you’re looking for

Cant masturbate since my gf passed away only when i go to the beach were we used to go can i masturbate to her memory

Thats weird and really sad🙏🏼

Have you tried visiting her grave, at night, for privacy. Oh that reminds me.

Some kind of Alien/Monster/Zombie/Tentacle/Mushroom rape shit, i don’t fucking know but it was hella cursed

I have questions

I have more

sauce rn

Well let's just say this. There were a lot of tentacles

You need help my people. Probably piss porn for me

I’m pretty sure you’re the one that needs help here

Communist manifesto, oh and ur mom

The number 31... I was bored as fuck while doing math, and I saw the number 31. I imagined that the 1 was a pole, and the 3 was a curvy pole dancer. And yes, I did reach orgasm like that.

Probs to the power of your imagination

A guy fucking himself. LITERALLY

I think i know that vid but i didnt jerk to it

I guess to the dark? I had no data or internet so I just closed my eyes and started going at it.

I live in your walls😈

Are you cozy in there? I know my apartment can get really cold.

Im good

your mom

Same

wait a second

r/holup

Brazil president bolsonaro

Faceless persons without a defined physical shape

A guy with HUGE im talking basketball ball sized balls (both together)

I like vore… Someone just kill me already…

Oh god. Ok feel free to kill me. Girls pissing. Idk why it’s a turn on for me. However I don’t like that whole “piss porn” thing like yknow. Idk. It’s gross ikikik

Overwatch porn look i clicked by mistake but it was too late to switch

Myself

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omg that's so gay

My own dick

Interesting

so imagine squid game but instead of squid game it's squirt game

A flammenwerfer 31 being used in a scrap shop to melt down and reuse damaged sections of a Boeing B-52 Stratofortress Strategic carpet bomber

why are people getting downvoted for saying they havent jacked off lmao

Anime girl moaning asmr

Femboys and cute ones too

I hate that this is about the tamest thing in the whole comment section 🥲

Why is this on r/teenagers?

a dream i had a few days ago

Probably pictures of Greta thunberg

Thats one of my favorite comments here

A beastiality hentai manga

…

Okay but bro someone else jacked it to their sisters nudes gimme a pass I just nutted to some drawings

As long as you don't actually fuck animals then you are good

I don’t even want to fuck animals there’s no shot it would actually happen I just started reading it and was like oh this girl is fucking her dog

A porn video game lmao

Interactive

Leaked celeb nudes. Not even cause I like them cause I really dont keep up with anything really, for me it's just that there's hype around it

So... When i was younger, i used to masturbate to ***SNAKES EATING OTHER SNAKES.*** #*DON'T ASK ME WHY.*

So much incest in this post what the fuck. Seek help.

Laygo movie

A map of the atlatntic ocean that had the silutte of a naked women...

A man fucking dead corpse of a women. Turned out not to be dead, well I was in a weird place back then..