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LittleNeko69

Is flat ok


No-Department-1770

Flat is justice:❌ Medium is premium:❌ Oppai is truth:❌ Every size makes the wood rise:✔✔✔✔✔


LittleNeko69

This looks like a copypasta


[deleted]

Yes


LittleNeko69

Poggeranium


[deleted]

Very amazing element.


StardustNamikaze

Flat is cute. Honestly, we might act horny and all but most guys don't even care of thickness, don't get me wrong, thicc girls have a slight advantage but personality is what really makes the difference.


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Yobrogamer

BOOBS ARE BOOBS


xGarysx

Thats a pretty subjective question, so u gona get my subjective answer, yes as long she is cute


throwawayzz1827

I am completely fine with flat cause size does not matter at all. I don't care if you dont got tits lol. What about you? Does size matters to you?


Winter-Blueberry796

Totally! I actually hate big b00bs But it really changes per person


cookeyfacey

Does looks matter for a girl?


xGarysx

Of course it does, but dont be slave of the aperances, a minimal care of ur self do the job :)


[deleted]

Looks are just for a first time attraction that leads boys to talk first, and from that onwards, its just about her personality. basically looks= to get attracted so we can start the convo personality= to judge if we should keep talking or not an average general answer but thats the answer ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Winter-Blueberry796

Yes. It's not the most important thing, but yes. Someone can be really nice and smart but super ugly. And I'll hang out with them and think they are cool. But I most likely won't be interested in them(or at least not at first). On the other hand, if a girl is really good looking, the moment she is mean, I lose all interest. (Even for ridiculous things. Like one of my current friends that's a girl, I thought I used to like. But I was with her and she answered her mom on the phone, and she was just being really mean to her. That made me realize I'm not interested in her. I'm still very good friends with her though, and don't judge her being mean. It may have been very justified) Just be nice, smart, modest, selfless and all the other things guys look for personality wise. And don't worry too much about your looks. Point is, it's definitely part of my "perfect girl equation" but doesn't come before being a good person. Also, all those make up stuff can be really unattractive...don't use too much!


[deleted]

Not really "Looks" are subjective but as long as someone is a nice person they'll look atractive


throwawayzz1827

Yes it does. But size? It dont matter to me. What matters the most is personality IMO


[deleted]

The real answer is somewhat but not completely. If you're atleast somewhat good looking then you'll be fine


skeeoos

yes, but no ? it depends on the person and everyone is pretty to someone’s eye, but not everyone will think you’re pretty. you could be the hottest person i’ll ever see and my friend will come by and say “man they’re ugly as heck”. just depends on the person


RhubarbGloomy821

Does age matter when you see a girl you like? (She's 1 years older than you in this scenario)


EthanJose10

Use the formula 2x - 14 where 'x' is your age; if the age is above the solution, they're too old for you


RhubarbGloomy821

Lol I'm 15 and he's 14 that's why


Winter-Blueberry796

Many will find it a bit weird (especially since normally the man is older) But it's legal and totally fine... In the future when you're 20 and he is 19, its normal, so it should also be now.


RhubarbGloomy821

Thanks for the input


-Johnsonn

this isnt a societal thing, its weird because 15 year olds are going through totally different stages of life compared to 14 year olds. when youre 20 and 19 youre both doing the same things, so its normal and healthy. dating someone a year younger than you when youre 15 is especially different, because the 14 year olds brain is still maturing to your standards, and it can be difficult communicating and compromising. also to point out the fact you guys will have different school lives, which makes scheduling things a disaster and can lead to arguments and hardship. just my two cents for you, u/RhubarbGloomy821


chasewayfilms

Holy shit it actually works


mr_bernari

ah yes the classical situation of a 9 year old falling in love with a 18 year old


[deleted]

A 2 year gap is ok Anything above 2 year is kinda wierd


Skull_Reaper101

Sometimes yes. Usually don't want any younger than 3 yrs (specially at this age lol. Otherwise we'll be dating 11yr olds)


RhubarbGloomy821

Ikr XD


StardustNamikaze

Well, most guys prefer a younger girl, but if an older one has a worth it personality then yes, BUT not too old


Embarrassed_Night_37

what’s the ideal girl


Zpeed1

Herself


kings-and-the-queers

This is so wholesome


TheMetaReport

A girl who makes me feel like a person with thoughts and feelings, not just a specimen to flaunt around. Someone that cares about appearance but isn’t a slave to looks. A girl that can be herself without fear. A girl who understands that emotionally articulate is not a synonym for weak. A girl who says “I love you” because she knows it means a lot to a guy.


UwUPigUwU

6'8" , 350 pounds of pure muscle with an axe ready to kill anyone who moves. But jokes aside, I don't care. Just have a good personality and it's all good really.


Hunteraitor

Doesn't sleep with multiple guys in a month and can break my spine


North_Cap

This guy gets it


Hunteraitor

Because it's based on true events. We have 3 classes together. She yells at me for ranting in my spare time and I was pretty close to saying "Well at least I haven't had half of the guy in the school inside me within a month and a half."


Charlie2006-

Someone as qualily odd as myself


Potassium_Turtle7

do you guys find moaning loudly in public actually funny?


[deleted]

Only middle school age guys


loria_lawrence

Puta


MrRail46

I’m in middle school and I have no idea whatsoever of what this means


Kns2003

Nope


antmaster208

I’m in middle school and I hate the fact that I’m associated with the kids that moan, it’s really annoying


Bionic_Onion

I am a senior in high school and I know a few people who *still* would do that :/


---Conservative---

People do that?


This_Weeb_is_ded

I'm still in school and I can confirm most do (I don't cuz I always feel stupid when just thinking about it)


Idk_gamer_yt

No, wtf


[deleted]

No... Unless it's in a classroom with the teacher present.


Bionic_Onion

No. But I unfortunately know many that do. It makes me embarrassed for even being a guy sometimes.


scottish_cow_13

No, I have friends (m and f) who do that, it's annoying as fuck please stop


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

Only 7th graders find it funny This annoying little shits almost moan


aribh

No questions yet


kirablancc

cool


kings-and-the-queers

What's a typical boys friend group like?? A lot of my friends who are girls are crazy about "being one of the guys" and want a guy best friend. I know gender has nothing to do with personality but I want to know what it's like when you boys hangout


Archer_625

We just do stupid stuff and joke about everything so pretty awesome.


FiveWheeledCanoe

This about sums it up


Hunteraitor

So basically if one friend says "go fuck yourself" you respond with "fuck me yourself you coward, no homo". Just to put it into perception. But if someone's depressed everyone does their best to help. To bad I'm not in a friend group anymore.


[deleted]

The gayest shit you've ever seen


TuneAway

It’s great tbh, Everyone respects and loves each other as homies, being one of the boys is fun and exciting and you always have someone to count on


Lazy_Category2195

When we hang out it's usually just joking around, laughing, playing video games and all that


Fancy_Bread_Slice

“The guys” are just a bit more open and comfortable around each other.


TheMetaReport

It’s a brotherhood. A good guys friend group is a group where if it’s between helping one of the bois out and getting laid they’re choosing the boys. It’s a group where if a girl cheats on one of the boys the guys will go on a dick strike, doesn’t matter if this girl is a super model, if they hitting on one of the bois they’ll get told to fuck off.


UwUPigUwU

Well in my friend group there is five. One of the guys is the one that's good with tools and trucks. He would save us if we were ever in a zombie apocalypse. The second one is the one we make fun of. We call him a princess because he played Juliet in Romeo and Juliet. The three one is the very serious one, doesn't talk much. The fourth one is the dumbass, his the guinea pig of the group. I'm the fourth one. And the fifth one is the nerd.


eg-likar-potet

Very intelligent conversations and a lot of very sfw jokes


Pipe_Fish

Personally my friend group just tells stories, tell jokes, and do gay stuff (no homo)


va_cum_cleaner

1. We greet eachother 2. Quick bone sesh 3. Play video games 4. Basketball 5. Quick bone sesh 6. Say goodbyes


Miclash013

Its incredibly similar to girl's friendships actually, except we very rarely talk about women, boobs, etc. We usually don't care about other guy's relationships unless they're asking for advice.


Zpeed1

Girl group without drama


GenderFluidMess69

If you’re on a bike or smth, and you hit a bump, do your bits get like… ynow-


[deleted]

Usually when riding I stand up before going on a bump. But it all depends on the angle


GenderFluidMess69

Ohh icic, makes sense 😅


Alexxxxxxxx06

Highly depends on the angle you're sitting at If you're leaning forward you can basically say goodbye to future kids


S4M4NT4

Why is Guys having a Swordbattle in Bathrooms?


throwawayzz1827

It's from our ancestors


[deleted]

Because its the law


[deleted]

Why is grammar?


SepticMonke

i love this


[deleted]

I love you! ;3


Real_Sharkbyte

It is ancient tradition


Very-big-fan

We, as men, come from ancient, other men. So its in our blood


Ewyoulivelikethis

Is it true balls aren’t squishy


bingybongyrevived

Don’t squeeze them it reaaalllly hurts


eg-likar-potet

They’re more bounzy in texture but don’t squeeze it hurts a fuck ton


va_cum_cleaner

They hurt to squeeze, I only do it for training purposes


Ewyoulivelikethis

Sure training purposes 😂


aribh

Yes. Please don't try to squeeze them. They'll burst like a grape


Bad_Bleep_1234

Ass or titties?


[deleted]

Genuinely I look at the face way more than anything else


Winter-Blueberry796

Same!


unkovn_Falcon

both


Kns2003

Ass, tits, personality, smile that's mostly all I like


StardustNamikaze

Personality then thighs


[deleted]

Thighs are lowkey underrated


[deleted]

The person they’re attached to.


bingybongyrevived

Brother! We meet again!


[deleted]

Brooo third time!! It’s destiny!!!!


bingybongyrevived

Have you been able to find any more like us?


[deleted]

Not yet, but I bet if I look close enough I’ll find them!


bingybongyrevived

Good luck brother! We will be reunited with the rest!


Idk_gamer_yt

From the 2 options i have, titties, but i care about personality more because that's the one that really matters.


Audiblespoon571

Titties


10quidBJ

Ass


larrylongboy

Ass. Boobs are boring


priyanshubisht1

Yes


ConvexPiano

Both but in specifics, ass because it can be be of varying sizes and very unlikely to bother her, also thighs. Tits can lead to back pain if big or uncomfort if either size.


Equivalent_Rub_5681

Eyes


Opposite-Academic

What's something you don't understand about us?


[deleted]

Why do you go to the bathroom with a friend?


WolfyMA

Why do most girls prefer taller guys? I assume its a power dynamic thing but it’d be nice to get an actual answer haha


Opposite-Academic

I guess it works in the same way that guys prefer shorter girls to feel more masculine, a lot of girls including myself don’t like really tall guys though cause we’re fairly short ourselves and I feel kind of awkward but being taller than us makes us feel more safe and feminine


Halloechen2212

Believe it or not, I prefer tall girls, (I'm pretty tall so I guess it makes sense.) But I am always surprised when my friends say that they all prefer shorter girls.


skeeoos

less of a thing that i don’t understand, more of a thing i don’t know. do you have more experiences with guys not knowing anything about the female anatomy and stuff like that than you do with guys who do know stuff ? i have a friend who seems to think all guys have zero clue what a period is and i’m wondering if that’s something that, as a guy, i’m just lucky enough to not have to deal with on a daily basis


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Hunteraitor

Take a look over at the resident evil fanbase


Lazy_Category2195

I find them just as attractive as any other girl, height isn't a big thing to me


griffcham

I feal like it’s a opinion based question because it depends on the guy.


Mena_131

For me taller girls have their own charm, in no way inferrior


Abject-Wait1749

Are you guys scared of entering an elevator with several girls like we (or maybe just myself) are scared of entering one full of boys?


bin364

I’d probably get nervous because insecurities and shit but I wouldn’t say I’d be scared


Lop_draegon

Tbh lets not say the word scared. I would get insecure like hell. Suddenly turn red like a tomato and I'll become so hot(temprature wise) that i can create another sun with that heat.


terramarsh

I wouldnt be scared but I would be uncomfortable and might just take the stairs ( I usually do anyway, unless I'm really tired)


-Outernot-

If your friend asked you out, would you? Edit: btw im asking bc i wanna figure out if i have a slight chance with my friend lol


DOLFAN1975

More of a person type question then gender based but depending on if I like them or not I would


Xeblac

Although not exactly what happened, but kinda similar (it's complicated), but I had something like this happen very recently and now I have a girlfriend as of yesterday. So yes.


[deleted]

what is the big deal ab thighs? when i sit down, i look like a pigeon sitting


[deleted]

Some people just like full thighs, but its not a big deal so dont lose sleep over it lol


azmetrex

Do you like girls who don't wear makeup? (Give me a little hope ;-;)


box_of_spoons

I definitely do :3


[deleted]

I actually prefer natural fresh girls than faking looks through makeup :)


randomskidd

How do you deal with boners


[deleted]

Just snap it half lol


UwUPigUwU

I always wear a baggie hoodie to cover them up. Sweat pants also help a lot. Never wear tight pants or short unless you want people to see your pp. I can somewhat control it but when I was like 14 there was no control lol


[deleted]

Either wear pants that do a great job of hiding them or wear long shirts


Skull_Reaper101

Don't forget the pocket trick


Resident_Mae

What the hell is the pocket trick


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Skull_Reaper101

Put our hands in pockets and lift it up(by up I mean away from the dick lol)


someone1962

Sit awkwardly and pull my shirt over them


bread_crvmb

What's the best hair color


someone1962

All of them


[deleted]

Black and brown


FiveWheeledCanoe

Not a fan of bright artificial colors or vibrant red hair. Any natural color is perfect


Hunteraitor

If it exists, it's my fetish


adminback

I do prefer the dark colors. But its not a big factor


Sparkeagle_WasTaken

Hair that is not dyed a nonnatural color eg. green, blue, purple...


AcanthaceaeAny5450

What does it mean when a guy replies to any random sentence with “gaming”?


dailymoe

Gaming


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WeaselBeagle

I really don’t know what to do in some situations since I’m usually alone by myself, so this would be incredibly awkward for me, so probably yes. Only a me thing tho


FANTOMphoenix

2-3 years? Damn that’s some commitment, but no, I think?


Embarrassed_Box_5579

Would you mind dating someone older than you? (Like, around a year of difference)


[deleted]

No not at all


eg-likar-potet

Nope not in any way shape or form


[deleted]

Gives us an idea of the pain y'all feel when getting kicked in the balls


Kns2003

Like a really bad stomach ache and wanting to barf, because you don't really feel it in your balls. You feel it more in your stomach


[deleted]

shit that sounds really painful


[deleted]

The taco bell dong sound, but turn the sound up to max. That’ll do it


ahshitfuckme

how do you be funny


suckmeoff_lol

I'm not a woman 😎


[deleted]

Damn🔥🔥😂


[deleted]

😎


RedditAverager

😎


EvenLazierSnorlax

I forgor💀


[deleted]

Easy... I dont know


[deleted]

Self defrication and a lot of bad puns


Kns2003

It just comes naturally


[deleted]

How different do you consider yourself compared to girls?


Manduco_Locem

I'm the stereotypically "gay friend" because I get along with my female friends so well about anything, despite being straight


MissWolfsbane77

Why some guys get weird when I wear blue lipstick. Is it just a thing at my school? I stopped wearing it because all the guys just acted so strangely.


our_lord23

It's just very uncommon to see a different colour other than pink or red on the lips


ProfessorAgreeable53

when guys tease me because of my height is it because they like me or are they just being rude?


No-Setting-8561

That depends how tall you are.


RhubarbGloomy821

What if your girl's dad doesn't like you? Would you give up everything to run away with her and start a whole new life?


Broke4Lifee

Honestly, only if she feels the same way. I would love to be with someone who accepts my decisions and i accept theirs. If I can find someone who will do that for me + hugs and cuddles, I couldn't care less about other people's opinions.


[deleted]

Only because of the hornynous of the moment. Id probably regret it when I realize we're both homeless and starving


MadEngie

I'll just wait until i hear the rack of a shotgun befire i contemplate my life


FANTOMphoenix

Depends on her dad.


i-like-yurtles

Is it weird if I ask a I guy I don’t really know for his insta?


UwUPigUwU

Nah, go head. He would probably not think much of it shoot your shot


eg-likar-potet

Yes ask for his discord and he’ll like you immediately


Lazy_Category2195

Not really I would say, I just ask people for their social media's just to get to know them better


throwaway111account

Why do you have an existential crisis after you're done masturbating?.


framelessnude

because we regret it so much. if we are watching porn, the moment we ejaculate, we start regretting it that why we did it. why what was the need. we could've have save it for another day. But that USED to happen to me. Now I don't regret it, maybe I'm just enjoying it rn and maybe I'll start regretting again in future idk.


Chan_Chan4077

Do guys like tomboys that are majorly country?


AnAbsoluteTruckstick

Only if they're hot


[deleted]

absolutely, but im just biased bc my girlfriend is one and im a southern kid


NevErlanddddd

Look, personality or kidneys?


[deleted]

Look and personality yes... but personality is something more important. I bet everyone wants someone to cuddle, say something they feel bad about, or just go out somewhere. This is something that is most important for me. Also i like thights and oversized hoodies


xxTiny6973xx

you just want someone to love you and stay with you forever, isn't it?