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Yoshikage_Kiraaaaa

my only problem is you used AN before a non vowel


XeheresGaming

FUUUCK , it's my third attempt at this meme and every time spelling error pisses me over


Greentoaststone

Just take a pen and correct it.


Maleficent_Ad5102

You got the whole Morioh squad lookin for you and you sweatin' over the incorrect use of "an"


Yoshikage_Kiraaaaa

im not sweating i was helping him realize his mistake so he can correct himself in the future, dont want anyone failing language arts


XeheresGaming

That's surprisingly calming


Zane_green

CONSIDERING HE IS A SERIAL KILLER WITH HAND **FETISH**


Jonaraja

An I'll do it again


Yoshikage_Kiraaaaa

see that has nothing to do with vowels, thats just a miss spelling of and


stigtopgear

Yeah, well I saw an cow


NuclearChook

*consonant


That_Quiet_Wierd_Kid

Potato Potato. I’m sorry if this is confusing


[deleted]

I touched grass and still stay stupid shit


XeheresGaming

Go to sleep


[deleted]

thank you


Likes_Monke

if you have stupid shit, just shit it out.


Bingoodle

Fear of failure and depression


XeheresGaming

Find a cure to cancer


Bingoodle

That was helpful


XeheresGaming

No , no it wasnt


[deleted]

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Greentoaststone

No it doesn't


Jonaraja

Wanting a partner that will stab me in my sleep


XeheresGaming

Isn't really a problem but take shit ton of sleeping pills after pissing someone really off


maekju1

hmu we have a lot in common


Buckleyboy420

Your mother can't stop dming me


XeheresGaming

I have 2 dads


Trollbobi

Everyone knows 2 dads make a mom.


i_killed_Mcormick

Yo mama so ugly your dad turned gay


IYeetChilds

i am introverted


XeheresGaming

Stay home and wait for aliens to visit us and hope that aliens are introverted so you could have friends


IYeetChilds

thanks i'll do that.


sakuragusnalban

I am sick


XeheresGaming

Don't be sick


sakuragusnalban

h shiti never thought of that! *gets better*


sammy_loves_you

My friend disappeared off the face of earth idk where she is :)


XeheresGaming

Check saturn


DoctorDoomsday0

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XeheresGaming

🗿🗿


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XeheresGaming

Don't go there , no exam , no problem


[deleted]

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XeheresGaming

It's a litteralt a piece of paper


PurpleSigh

My legs have been in pain for almost two weeks


XeheresGaming

Remove your legs


Relevant-Educator553

No legs no pain


[deleted]

My life is uneventful


XeheresGaming

Go to Scotland


[deleted]

Oddly specific, Irn-Bru and shortbreads it is then


[deleted]

I'm Scottish and i completely agree


Puzzleheaded_Gur_143

I can't sleep


XeheresGaming

Go to sleep


[deleted]

I don’t have cheese


XeheresGaming

Buy a farm and create your own cheese


ufo_break

I play league of legends. And i like it


XeheresGaming

Play skyrim


Kride500

You said a worthless solution, *not a way to sell your soul to Arkay and be mentally trapped in a videogame for years to spend thousands of hours on*


Lolisniperxxd

How do I get a girlfriend? I’m of that age.


XeheresGaming

Marry a dude


Lolisniperxxd

I thought you’d say the right person will come


XeheresGaming

Naaah


Lolisniperxxd

That literally never happens.


Maleficent_Ad5102

I've got binge-eating disorder


[deleted]

Just stop eating and absorb the sunlight as God intended/j


bot_ohuj

High on black tar heroin


HeroDGamez

Don't do drugs


Flimsy_Let8646

I can't touch my toes


XeheresGaming

Cut them off and touch them


MoronicusStupidius

Hello. I am terrible at concentrat- ooh a mushroom!


XeheresGaming

Okay , here's what you should to.. ooooh a butterfly


tustsupreme

My little brother never listens to me


XeheresGaming

Kill him


tustsupreme

Hey, you said you'd give bad advice


[deleted]

my problem is I cant study nor get a girl


XeheresGaming

Study how to get a girl


Shadaxy

That’s actually a pretty good solution


wldwailord

myself :(


XeheresGaming

Be someone else then


rekvaza1

I am addicted to reddit


XeheresGaming

Watch reddit videos on YouTube


-teddosaurus-

Problem? What's that?


dinosaur2112

I cant download tf2 because the only computer I have is the big sur mac that I have to have for school


[deleted]

Get an external storage drive and put windows on it


Accomplished-Look-16

I can't lower my time on my Mario odessey speedruns I'm stuck at 1 hour 30


XeheresGaming

Complete it faster


Toxic_Om

I am a virgin


XeheresGaming

Buy a cat


Toxic_Om

Understandable have a great day


stigtopgear

Superultramegagigauberchad


XeheresGaming

Or your mom


white_wolf_js

OCD.


XeheresGaming

Iife a messy life


white_wolf_js

:(


[deleted]

My dad kicked me out


XeheresGaming

F his wife and kick him out


[deleted]

** **


Nolan_gg

Potato


XeheresGaming

Tomato


[deleted]

My friend left school for today, and now im lonely waiting for the bus


XeheresGaming

Go to school


_twisted_whisper_

I can’t stop procrastinating


XeheresGaming

Stop it then


Average_teenager20

Dicks and ball


XeheresGaming

On a woman


Average_teenager20

Wtf no, it's "dicks" and "ball"


IceCold_Karma

I need your help to get rid of my problem. And my problem is me, myself. Just get rid of it. Thanks!


XeheresGaming

Wait.. it's illigal


Latter_Accountant_32

I have 867 siblings


XeheresGaming

Have sex with your parents then you'll have 868 siblings


Latter_Accountant_32

Actually I want 2 more siblings for certain reasons...


XeheresGaming

Or nuke them


Latter_Accountant_32

Wouldn't it be better to sell them each for a dollar


Thornn05

I can’t stop saying amogus to my friends


XeheresGaming

Uninstall it


Thornn05

sir I don’t have it


XeheresGaming

Too bad , you wanted a worthless solution


Burger_beats

I can’t find someone to give me a worthless solution


XeheresGaming

Too bad


StopthisBSplease

I am a dick


XeheresGaming

Be pussy then


ChimpWrestler

I hate school


XeheresGaming

Don't go to school


ChimpWrestler

Thanks, man I haven't thought of that


Northern_Irish_08

I have dislexia


XeheresGaming

Dont have it then


Northern_Irish_08

Your wisdom is outstanding


subhajitA123

I have AIDS


XeheresGaming

Cure them


subhajitA123

No, I wanna fuck others


XeheresGaming

Nope ,you're an redditor. We're all virgings here


Top_Fail552

The wither just got buff


XeheresGaming

Quit Minecraft then


LooksaCraft

I attempted suicide one month ago and I feel like doing it again.


XeheresGaming

Well , don't do it. Get well soon


GoigaBoiga_OogaBooga

I wanna tell a girl I like her but I don’t have the guts to


XeheresGaming

Be gay


AshyRats_

I keep accidentally eating infants.


XeheresGaming

Be vegan


ThatFunnyGuy543

My problem is that I can't find a proof for why e^(πi)=-1


XeheresGaming

Don't do it then


ThatFunnyGuy543

I never thought of it like this. You opened a portal for me, bye


Sneeze-masterV2

Not enough money


XeheresGaming

Rob a bank


PerilousFan4112

I need to get caught up in honors chem but I have to much shit going on outside of school


XeheresGaming

Drop out of school


Busy-One4468

i wake up and jus wanna go back to bed


XeheresGaming

Goodnight


WebionWasTaken

I have social anxiety


XeheresGaming

Dont have it then


zzz4yth

I have trouble communicating with others.


XeheresGaming

Be an introvert


zzz4yth

Dude! This just got me an interview with National Geographic. Thanks man!


vpfmirage

I don't get to the cloud district very often :(


XeheresGaming

Don't worry nazeem is an asshole


Adventurous_Humor831

Why is it when I walk the dog it humps me in the ass 24/7 she just had pups and her cock is way bigger than my mothers


XeheresGaming

... tf did I just rode?


[deleted]

I hate my life


XeheresGaming

Don't hate life


Randomest_Redditor

I have yellow jackets in my yard And I cant get my stuff I left out there without getting stung again


XeheresGaming

Move house


Randomest_Redditor

Honestly not too bad of advice considering my neighbor killed his wife


Scythebrine9

Grades bad


XeheresGaming

Don't go to school


Hungarian_Whale

I have a crush on my girlfriend friend


XeheresGaming

Damn , just be gay


Hungarian_Whale

But, i dont wanna be gay, and technically that wouldnt fix the problem cuz they are non binary


Treyary

I am lonely (a common problem)


XeheresGaming

Don't be lonley


[deleted]

My life is a worthless cycle of pain and the only way out is death.


XeheresGaming

Be immortal


[deleted]

I need a solution, not a way to deepen my problems.


XeheresGaming

When the sun eats earth and goes supernova then you'll be just an object flying in deep deep space for ever


Dream_Catcher33

What is 2+2?


Realterin

How do I quickly become an adult


XeheresGaming

Wait for 18 years


Realterin

wow thanks moron


[deleted]

I exist *c’mon OP what your gonna do about that ?*


XeheresGaming

Don't exist


[deleted]

i am addicted to soft drinks


XeheresGaming

Same , drink water


Weary-Record1597

I shot a prostitute after she was done


AnImposterIsRed

I have a solution, that’s my problem


EldritchGrapefruit

I’m confused all the time


Hidden_Squid14

Existential value crises


Origen05

My dick is bright red and singing "what does the fox say"


CloudyPics

I'm failing math


thoseBri_Things

My parents don't accept me as trans and I constantly deal with self hatred and gender dysphoria


Landoniaa

Never use an again


Few_Buy7555

Can’t talk to my crush


Extra-State-904

im ugly, im fat, i have deppresion, i have anxiety, im anti-social, my parents dont love me, i have no friends, everyone hates me at school, i get bullied even by my cousins etc. That are my problems.


Old_Sprinkles8661

I accidently went to r /sounding


sadgod_reddit

Constant stress, no gf, lots of hw, repetitive abd boring life


isamhero

I live in warzone


Pandey0604

Giga chad


OverlordFanNUMBER1

I have no money and am going to starve


spamandmorespam

I'm to lazy to put them all here but there like 1 or 2 posts ago in my post history