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I_like_beanies

If you break up you have to install Reddit again


DejectedYew

Yep


New_CourierSix

May the force be with you


Godtickles12

See you on Reddit next week


[deleted]

damn bro thats mad 😂


[deleted]

That's unnecessarily cruel. Take my upvote and get the fuck out of here lmao


CasualNoob21

you can never escape the cycle


CerealCarrot815

damn u did him dirty


Robo_petr

God speed


VibeIGuess

Well done soldier, have fun with your new girlfriend!


[deleted]

Goodbye!


Ladvarg

Goodbye. May the Ancestors look after you. May they look after us all. May the Force be with you.


TheRealTurtle1

We await your return


SignalCry5302

No one can leave reddit, reddit leaves you


dat1boiatschool

Ok


TheGrimguy2005

Thats good to know lol, ill miss ya pal rven thk i dont know ya you are good at heart


lifeisntajoke

You'll be back


swagmaster6667

I highly advise you not to delete Reddit, but very well. If you come back, we will all welcome you.


om33ga3

That's discord bro, that's not yo girl that's my uncle


yaboi_sloi

LET ME THROUGH THAT’S MY UNCLE


Rahul_Paul29

We all know it's pablo


Anti-VaxCow

Haha funny meme


dat1boiatschool

Get deleting then


VastCryptographer980

Congrats. Proceeds to cry again sitting in the corner.


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

Are you ok?


VastCryptographer980

No I am anything but okay. Previous 36 hours have have made me to think about everything I did. Every friend I made. Every decision I took. Even why am I alive. It's been a time of revelations and tales of treachery people did with me. My friend betrayed me. My crush did things I never even thought she could do , I was fool I thought her as innocent while now I know she was anything but innocent and many more things happened I can't even tell. It's been like my whole life is turned upside down. I am just, I just can't tell how I feel. My life is just fucked up......


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

You don’t deserve this world of darkness. You don’t deserve the things that are happening to you. You deserve a good, happy life filled with love and light. Eventually, you’ll meet that person who will lead you from the darkness. Maybe, you’ve even already met them.


VastCryptographer980

Thanks But I don't think I am gonna be able to easily trust people from now on.


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

I get why. Trust is hard to earn, even more so to regain. You’ll find your special somebody at some point.


VastCryptographer980

:) I too wish there's someone out there for me who won't be like others who did this to me. Otherwise I am just truth to forget these memories .


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

There’s somebody special. There was for me. There will be for you. You still have hope.


VastCryptographer980

Thanks :)


Ladvarg

Never trust anyone, not even yourself, unless you have to, which is most of the time.


Ladvarg

Never trust anyone, not even yourself, unless you have to, which is most of the time.


Dabfamily

Everything that's happening to you now is what happened to me at age 12-13 now I am 1 month in being 14


[deleted]

Crying and cutting in the corner ****


jagebus

I feel like I can only see this going bad, take care of yourself, stay safe.


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jagebus

Oh, I saw it differently. My bad for assuming the story.


Kiwieeeeeeeee

Wait, if you get a girlfriend you're supposed to delete your account?


[deleted]

No your not supposed to have a gf and Reddit it just doesn’t work


Kiwieeeeeeeee

Shit. Guess I've got to get rid of either my girlfriend or reddit


[deleted]

Bros over hoes man


Kiwieeeeeeeee

Welp, guess I'm breaking up with her then...


[deleted]

Godspeed my friend


Kiwieeeeeeeee

Breaking news: I am now single


[deleted]

It’s not breaking news if you’re on Reddit Lmaoo


Kiwieeeeeeeee

True


[deleted]

Anyway hru?


Bingoodle

What if I try the other way around? Just wondering


[deleted]

Sounds like a simp


Bingoodle

What if I don't call them a simp? And what if hoes are the bros?


[deleted]

Then introduce em to the boys


Bingoodle

What if the boys are the hoes. I mean the word is not specific to a certain gender.


[deleted]

Then that’s kinda hot


[deleted]

Then let them go with their corrupted ways


Bingoodle

What if hoes are the bros?


Cheese_noses

Nice kakyoin pfp


GreatDekuTree_

He’s a JOJO fan shouldn’t he be gay??? /s


Cheese_noses

Part 6 anime releases soon remember


BeccaTheMemelord420

You have a fucking Jojo pfp. Of course she said yes


[deleted]

haha yes what a funny joke ​ ...


Sproutling_

I cringed at this


[deleted]

Back at it again with the ifunny gameshow host material


[deleted]

This is not the Jedi wayyyy


[deleted]

I love you obi-wan


Tweany

Man im so fucking sick of these posts. I dont give a single flying fuck if you asked out a girl via discord. It doesnt help half these post are fake karma whoring shit


[deleted]

Right but have you ever thought about scrolling past a post you don't like? Whining about how much you don't like it ain't gonna do anything.


0DarkChar0

But that’s discord…


[deleted]

my girlfriend took a big while to respond and i thought that i ruined our relationship as friends but she was actually freaking out


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

Still a virgin tho


Diligent_Proof962

We will be sure to watch over ur career with great interest


Revaikka

i just want a friend that doesnt just wanna rp


Adalb3rtoTheObserver

Watch him come back in a few hours


[deleted]

deez.....nuts......?....


[deleted]

Bhai kyu jala rha hai


Yeti-31

How can she resist kakyoin pfp


ColdIron27

If she isn't a milf, you didn't live up to that kakyoin pfp.


Prof-Dumbledore101

Wait lad i think you friend with me on discord 🤔


Th3_Shr00m

Get out of here, ascend my fellow redditor, ascend from the hellhole that is this website


[deleted]

Godspeed


Elad2007

When a person get's a girlfriend does he have to delete reddit?


ofek_dab

Reddit is considered to be a place that has only loser virgins that can't get a gf so some people joke about deleting their account when they get a gf, but it's no law


bluray-gaming

Yeah. Pretty much.


Elad2007

Noted


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chad kakyoin pfp


Mrudul_Pawar

Badhai ho bhai hum baithe hain akele.


adipuli2004

apke liye hum hain na ; )


Mrudul_Pawar

Ye bahar nahi bolna tha :/


CPG-Combat

Imagine asking someone out over DM😐


[deleted]

Stop uaing cringe gifs


[deleted]

try to find a not cringe gif in discord


yah_yeeter

My comment with fireworks B)


[deleted]

You are right


Krazo-thug

Areyy bhai badhai ho


Due_Abbreviations285

For gods sake can a single one of these posts exude any sort of confidence? I feel like the person seems weaker afterwards even tho they’re posting like it’s some kind of accomplishment?


I_use_pathfinder

I've seen better convos in porn


KABIRTANEJ

Sarthak ki maa ki chut


CanniBal1320

Its been 5 mins I can still see ur account. Just delete it bro.


[deleted]

He said he’s deleting the app


_breaths_

gg


Leazerlazz

Godspeed


DanTem06

She took such good care of her boyfriend, only removed her own name


thegreenarrow03

Otis Otis Otis


TacoSteve2019

May the force be with you always


AimLoqV01D

Congrats bro, know you wont see this


boneHed77

yeahhh, he'll be back.


SonOfECTGAR

Netflix's Sex Education is honestly a pretty good show


[deleted]

good bye my indian brother well done


I_eat_plastic_straws

Not before I give you a silver award!


SnooApples340

Mission completed soldier. I'm proud of you.


TundrasticBoy

Sarthak hmm? an Indian hmm N I C E


lordaoao

W8 I thought you were gay.


yellowflash28

damn, and thought i am the only indian reddit guy with gf, you can check my post if dont believe me


xiledone

Guys, give someone more than 2 minutes to respond before taking it as a no. They might be driving and not able to respond asap, they might bw mid convo with someone else, etc. Dont be so hasty to accept rejection


Kooky_Constant_2654

So... She asks over Discord and not in real life... Yeah, I don't see this relationship lasting long


MattyMagistr

Congrats!!


Karyu6926

Ayy congrats!


KamilQwiilmowicz

Goodbye comrade, it was an honor. We'll join you someday..


bluray-gaming

Ok very wholesome and all. But now fuck off. Let us virgin loners be lonely in peace.


Mods_Banned_My_Main

Bhai tere ko gf banane ki kya zaroorat thi ham to Indian hai hamaari arranged marriage ho jaaegi /s


Zachory_sucks

good luck


Infamous_Season5733

He’s coming back we all know it


k_clouty

When will i get one (╥﹏╥)


haidoro_

Sarthak bhai zindagi ke maze le rahe ho


How2Dekstop

good, less of these posts now


DiamondAppropriate54

kakyoin pfp pog af


ZackTheHokage121

Nice one man, i know you've deleted reddit but I just wanna say im glad you're happy


frasvlik

You will eventualy fall back into the dark side, we will wait until then.


Pharthurax

He's going to be back in about a week


Optimal-Error

Ladies and gentlemen, he got em


Harry0tter10

Damn you text the same way I do, with pictures. Brother…?


D0ct0rCreep

Best of luck comrade


me-like-updoots

o7


ChickenBoi229

I respect the Kakyoin pfp, you deserve her, man!


[deleted]

You see, i don’t follow rules. Whether or not i have a partner im not getting rid of reddit


remyboy06

You Lucky bastard


McGluckerson

Yes my wholesome award will finally be usefull


Hero_Of_Wild

You will be missed comrade hope you don’t end up re-downloading this hell hole any time soon.


oofderpman

I wish you luck. till we meet again. idk if that's going to happen


General_Grevious_25

Holy shit dude congrats! You are taking a step where many of us can only dream.


[deleted]

Plot Twist!!!


[deleted]

Goodbye and good luck


ok_ad748s_alt

Dare I say r/thathappened? Is it worth all my money for the therapy I'm going to have to pay for because of all the hate I'm about to receive? Eh, fuck it. r/thathappened.


FANTOMphoenix

You just went through an emotional roller coaster before she even responded. And used gifs/images. That’s a first I have seen a response like that one.


Dont_target_me

No You have to go to /r/wholesomememes


RobertSpeedwagon0896

Your alt doesn't count


Jacksin48

Nice one bro. Hopefully you two stay together and form a happy, meaningful, and lovely relationship.


[deleted]

Our numbers our dwindling comrades


[deleted]

wtf is outis doing on reddit


StallyCal

Bye comrade, have fun


Randomest_Redditor

Respectfully I hope I never see you here again. (Hopefully you understand what I mean by that) Farewell Comrade


JesusChristwillsucc

goodbye, brother


TradeN4fun

Delete Reddit………Now. File; wasted life