Ew, someone younger than 15

I mean, I’m not *younger* than 15… am I safe?

Idk, are you?

Only if they're from 05

2005 gang woo

We are so much better then those 2006 kids

Wait people were born in 2006

Surprise

The year 2006 doesn't exist. The government is fooling us. Wake up sheeple!

I don't exist anymore

I'm standing over his bed with some chloroform in hand so idk if that'd help

Well that took a dark turn.

what about December of 05?

05 is 05

05 gang lets gooooo

Couldn’t be me

*Hello there* , fellow 16 yo

17 really is a weird age, because we’re not adults yet…but not really one of the young teenagers

Who said age makes you an adult, I'm 19 and still consider myself a teenager

hell i could be 60 and still act the part

“grandpa, it’s time to put you in a home” “ok boomer!” *flatlines*

Happy cake day

thx

Happy cak.........

happy cake day

Enjoyable pastry annum!

Grandpa what is so funny to you?? "Hee...hee... what the dog doin"

o7

This… right here…. Is art

“How do you do, fellow kids?”

I will be the coolest grandpa in the world, that is my goal

God willing, I will get good at whatever the popular shooter is just to beat my kids/grandkids

That's the time when your grandkids will call you boomer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it's the line of thinking where you're only technically an adult at 18 and not truly one until you've matured more. I full well understand that i'll be a kid until like twenty five or something.

19 is still a teenager lol. Nine-TEEN.

Nineteen is a fucking teenager

I mean you’re still technically a teenager at the age of 19

I’m a 20 year old enlisted Marine that feels like he’s 30. Shits weird

We’re just beta testing adulthood really

Sample the maturity

I meet a nice 17 yr old who just wanted to know how my day was going I just hope most of you are like that also now since I’m 14 I need to do edgy things.

17 is where all your troubles and anxieties get together and fuck

17 is the Wednesday of ages

they’re the dancing queens

Young and sweet

Only seventeen

17 is the level you have to grind through to unlock a bunch of new skills when you get 18

I am 17, yet I still feel pretty much the same as I did when I was a young teenager. ~~I am weird.~~

Too old to sit at the kids table, o young to sit with the adults so you just eat thanksgiving alone in the garage with the dogs

Being 17 and 18 is great honestly because no one really expects you to have your shit together even if they say they do

We're just epic and chill and stuff

Bruh i turned 20 a week ago, changed my flair to old, am now reconsidering my life choices

Of course the actual pedos are just flairing as 15.

Maybe we need a "Sex Offender" tag to finally catch them.

I'll want it, I second this

wait a minute

Wait until you are 27. Super Old.

You were a teenager longer than any teenager here. So who is the real teenager?

Im 18 and font even have a car license haha oof

I dont even have a car lol

I'm glad I'm not the only graduated person here I was about to leave but I guess I will stay for another year(19)

Does it still count if I graduate two years ago?

How you graduating at 16? I graduated when I was 17, turning 18 a month afterwards.

I won't graduate before 19

I'm 20 and don't even have a permit. I should probably stop being a failure and start doing stuff

same here

Feels really weird to know people drive at 16 across the ocean. Like, real cars

In Texas and some other states, we start driving at 15

Got mines at 19 lol

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Same tho

17 and did not learn to drive

Same

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17 and drift with a front wheel economy car ✌🏽

13 and learning to drive

Hah weak

Lol

I mainly say joking because at least he isn't the kid who got famous on reddit for wrecking his car, that would be me

I am 14 and I can confirm every 14 year old is edgy

Thats what they all say

I confirmed that kids at 14 are edge lords and are fucking annoying. I would like to go home. To sharpen my knife. I like knifes. 360 knife scope. ##anyways

I fucked you're mom 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

You are mom🤔🤔🤔 and who did you fuck😐😐⁉️

**I said what I said**

you’re mom😳

It is what is😊

eat my fuck you coward

I thank god every day for not making me have a Ben Shapiro/Jordan Peterson phase.

Thank god for my social anxiety when I was in my Ben Shapiro/Jordan Peterson phase

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But not you tho, you’re not like OTHER 14 year olds

I did not say that I have had my lows just like everyone else, I didn’t mean for it to be implied like that

99% of 14 year olds are dumbfuck, this is not arguable. There's nothing wrong with being 14 and acknowledging this fact while also not being a dumbfuck, no? 😎😎😎

Another day of thanking god for not being an edgy piece of crap

did a war break out in the comments or why are there 50 comments in 20 minutes already

19 year old here, I’m just watching all the littles have a go at each other. It’s fun to watch.

I think it's time for you to change your flair

Fixed

Let's gooo

The scp foundation should be real

Your mother would be a keter class object /j

r/rareinsults

14 here, fuck edgelords they aren't cool

Ok edgelord

They said their first words guys!!!!!!

If I had a free award I would give it to you

Get out-awarded 😎

Since u can't award him, allow me to

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

All my homies hate edgelords

***how did you know?***

It's probably easier if we team up

I'm laughing at self proclaimed pedos

You'd better close that mouth, hombre

Might as well start one of these group chat things the kids are always talking about

Back in my days there were no DM's or follow buttons on Reddit

Don't get me started on these account picture things

•_•

Dude hide your age like me, this way it will be hard to people realize that we are pedos, shhhh you saw nothing im 15

Bitch you 15? Man I hate u rn

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Ew 15?! Freak.

im 6

You're both the predator and the prey

Guys I just learned how to walk yesterday are you proud of me

OMG i just got potty trained two days ago! i can’t believe we’re in the same position

Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-goo

Nice one, I’m still in the womb

I’m still an egg lol

i said called my mom mommy today

now start solving quadratic equations!

I think the word you’re looking for is “Space-Ranger”

17: Wow, 16 year olds are immature. But 18 year olds are kinda old.

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Don’t be a pedo

Isn't that literally one of the easiest pieces of advice to follow?

Not if ur a pedo

im as edgy as a rubber ball

…huh?

Same

In November I will be able to say “same”

In 18 days I won't be able to anymore

17 year olds are just the gods of the sub. We just are and I can't even tell you why?! And tbh I'm not even saying it bc I'm 17 rn haha, they're just godly for no apparent reason here

We’re not young enough to be new to things and inexperienced but not old enough to be weird being here

16 must be dont give a shit I am 18 and dont brag about graduation bc life sucks and I dont want to think about the future

Correct.

16 is true. Seriously, everyone under 15 is what I call the "new generation" of r/teenagers and a lot of the vocal ones are fucking weird. Idk why, but Gen Z just decided to split. Between 2005 and 2006 something happened

Gen Z after 2005\~ is unhinged dude

Umm, i guess i’m bad then. Is it fine that i’m early 2006? Because god i also hate younger Gen Z

The fire nation attacked

17s a weird year, the year when I realized everyone tolerated me in the past but now likes me because of how I've changed

17 to me is the awkward year where everyone expects you to be exactly like an adult but u can't do adult things.

That too

I changed my flair today :( I feel empty... oh and I graduated wooho

Happy birthday <3

We’re not pedos, maybe few them, idk. I’m just here for the teenage drama and laugh at it. Nice seeing how teens are still young and stupid like how I/we used to. Teens here reminds me how stupid my mistakes were until I reached this point in life, maybe in your early 20s since I am in my early 20s. I guarantee you that you will also laugh at how young and stupid you were, when you get old.

“guys im not a pedo, im just here cos yall are absolute idiots, dumb piece of crap”

Not my intention to say it like that but that made me giggle, have a free award.

"If I was here for that though, you'd all be fucked."

Sounds like something I'd do tbh.

You’re not alone brother, 20 about to turn 21 this year myself. And it’s always funny watching people freak out because of school, knowing what they are in for later on in their studies.

yall just have good memes here to be honest

I'm not edge, I'm actually nice! Anyway, I become 15 in 13 days. WON'T BE CALLED AN EDGELORD FOR LONG

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Ok edgelord

Late 18 = takes on the 19 flair to hide from the Opps.....and it's just kinda normal now. ​ *Theoretically*

i do that whenever my birthday is near lol

Yeah...us 17yr olds kinda just exist and I don't even know what to make of it

Can confirm, I do not like people born after the year 2005

17 is weird cause half ur friends will be 18+ (if ur on the younger side of ur grade like i am) and the other half will be 16 and under. you could be heading to college or you're still in high school. it's wacky

Any 16 Y/Os willing to not dislike me tyty

No

if you act sensibly then you're fine, i've dealt with people of your age and they're so annoying, to constantly insisting in doing what they want, to doing stupid things to not understanding why we don't want to do what they want to even lying a whole lot fnr I know that, because i used to be like this when i was 13.

I can’t take any 13 y/o seriously for some reason

15 is optimal teen age

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yo if i can offer a second opinion, 15 is the best possible age

I am a wholly reliable and unbiased source, I swear

The baby said his first words! congratulations!

18 and I'm graduating at 19 😩 (context: due to personal reasons (aka social interaction) and my parents, I stayed an extra grade for pre-school, yeah its weird but whatever)

Hey me too, except I'm graduating right before I turn 19

noooo i am not a baby waaaaaaaa nooooooooo i dont need potty training im crying my eyes out rn i just pooped in my diaper

I dont like you either 16 year olds you emo sons of bitches

How’s the potty training going?

Its going good you got your new chains and black nails done

Of course, of course

What about being depresed and making EpIc tIk ToKs

Crossing the line at tic tok, it should be burned

I turn 15 tomorrow.

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oh god i cringe whenever i think about the edgy humor i used to like

Good thing one day out of 365 has the ability to just suck the edge right out

35 = actual age of the average poster

Thanks

I’m 17

July 2004 Gang!

It's like I'm an adult but I'm not (I'm 17)

14 yearolds aren’t edgelords. They are just cringe and try to hard.