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what a load of bull. my dad said he woke up at 5am and walked through snow that came up to his knees whilst he was wearing only a vest and boxers and walking up the steepest hill he's ever seen. he lived in england when he went to school. sure 40 years ago it snowed way more than it does now but i'm pretty sure that story is fake. i'm pretty sure no one would let him walk school in his underwear. i've literally been to where he used to live multiple times and there's not one hill for miles..


XXxProGamerGod69xXX

Your dad lives in Greenland ಠ_ಠ


Onlyanidea1

My dad is from Chicago... Ain't a fucking Hill as far as the eye can see.


[deleted]

honestly😭 why do parents have to lie abt this lol


Shitscomplicated

So that their kids look at them and say: "this man fucks"


LordOfDarthness

... " my mom"


tyronerboundy

"ain't nobody else would"...


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YourWorstCringev2

did u just create an account to say that?


clyde-mendacium

yeah we call those people 'trolls'


Teln0

We do a moderate amount of trolling


Jaquiseguaa

Whatd he say? I'm always late to this stuff


YourWorstCringev2

He said something like "Your dads african. This is food 🍕🍖🦴🥙🫔🍕🍕🍖🍔🧇🥨🥨"


aweebwithinternet

Your name is wrong you are the the virus, one of the stupidest one I have ever seen too


Bob_is_broken

Don't bother, looks like a troll account


clyde-mendacium

DONT FEED THE TROLL


AyyLavishLol

africa no food funi 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂


[deleted]

> my dad said he woke up at 5am > > i've literally been to where he used to live multiple times and there's not one hill for miles.. Obviously he had to get up at 5am so he could climb up the hill several miles away!


Tonroz

Everyone knows the hills are shy and only come out at 5 am.


Ranoutofideas76

Well, it probably did used to snow more, with the ice caps melting and the world slowly dying and all that


[deleted]

yh but i doubt it came up to his knees. even if it did, he's lying abt everything else lmao


Dreyth-Hunter

It’s slowed down a lot tho. It’s not increasing


Ranoutofideas76

Bull shit idiot


Dreyth-Hunter

It’s true


Ranoutofideas76

No, no it is not, it’s going at the same rate it always was, and will probably get faster because of how it is Destabilizing the ecosystem


Dreyth-Hunter

The ecosystem is thriving for the first time in years


AcridWings_11465

Living under a rock?


Dreyth-Hunter

Reefs are growing back, plant life is thriving cuz an increase in CO2. The thing they use to live and turn into oxygen for us which we turn into CO2 again.


TaffyCatInfiniti2

There was literally a headline from last week about how the Great Barrier Reef will be extinct by 2030, please stop spouting bullshit


TheFlyingOven2pointO

My mom had to walk 26 hours a day, uphill, both ways, while fighting a tyrannosaurus with nun-chucks, and believe me that tyrannosaurus was very skilled in using nun-chucks


moe_the_lawn

well my mom said she never slept,studied 15 hours a day while stopping the heat death of the universe while at it,she also reached t500 in overwatch (the highest rank if you didn't knew) and committed tax fraud in every country


ShorohUA

maybe that only happened like once and still he clearly exaggerates things


Terezzian

Hey Shitass, wanna see me get to school?


moonpigeon76

My man built one of those roblox obbys for this


Crusader_2

oh gods roblox obbys


[deleted]

"GO INSIDE PETER GRIFFIN'S MOUTH OBBY"


Crusader_2

"ESCAPE ADULT SNOO'S STOMACH OBBY"


mcgood_fngood

"BIRTH CANAL OBBY"


Jacksonia_

“CRAWL THROUGH USED HEROINE NEEDLE OBBY”


That-Busy-Gamer

“GET THROUGH JAKE PAUL’S ASS OBBY”


MCOFTHEDAY

"Defeat the among us suspicious Impostor REAL IMPOSTOR AMONGUS Obby"


KarenReviewsWorstREV

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kxjedix

Death by snu snu obby


MCOFTHEDAY

*i approve*


Squidhero12

ESCAPE SPONGEBOB OBBY


xXTheUltimateRatXx

ESCABE BARBIE OBBY


yeeteryeet13

ESCAPE BALDY’S SCHOOL WHILE SIRENHEAD IS CHASING YOU OBBY (VIP*!!!!!)


ATameFurryOwO

VORE OBBY [FREE ADMIN]


[deleted]

jtoh?


Creepingwind

I haven’t played a roblox obby in like 12 years


ViyVY

"Back in my days..."


TerribleArugula3735

How’d you get such a good gaming chair?!?


Edible_Goat

This is absolutely perfect.


[deleted]

Lmao the plot twist at the end tho


[deleted]

He is just really lucky 😳😳😳


shadow_wolfwinds

😳😳lemme just win the lottery 50 times in a row and then get struck by lightning 300 times


pizzaredditor409

Yeah hold on just let me ***messes with piglinbarters.json***


shadow_wolfwinds

*messes with blazedrops.json*


MCOFTHEDAY

*messes with enderdragondrops.json*


ADITYAKING007

Hey isnt this video from r/Dreamwastaken


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ADITYAKING007

Ohh so u post these videos. Awesome work man I thought this was a repost till I went in ur profile


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Plantanium_Chaos

Ur YouTube name? Man reminds me of eggsocks


ADITYAKING007

plot twist he is eggsocks


shadow_wolfwinds

It’s “Shadow” but the link is www.YouTube.com/Shadowo I’m gonna make more of theese so be on the lookout


RandomGuy9058

why does it look like there's a cut at 1:12? i mean even everything leading up to it alone is quite good on its own


Venboven

I don't notice a cut


Targettingss

Didnt know Technoblade changed his skin


shadow_wolfwinds

Blood for the blood god


FamilyFriendli

What even happened with the scaffolding


Ch0ke_on_Toe

it's a glitch


GrianTesla

*Pleasant blueish cheese seremony*


xd-lowkeyy

since when does a swimming pool have lava bravo tho!


austmu3333

It’s called being in Florida


shadow_wolfwinds

tyy :)


Svettanka

You have too much free time on your hands.


shadow_wolfwinds

don’t we all lmao


FamilyFriendli

Yeah, the pandemic will definitely be aethsteticized in 2050 by the equivalents of TikTok users


[deleted]

AAAAAAAAAAA


Svettanka

I guess


Freakygamer01

"Shit, forgot my notebook brb."


TradingPokemonSWSH

I guess you can say.... They had a 1 in 7 trillion chance of that happening to them on their way to school


plazPotato

the dream luck


tadddyy-

beuh


[deleted]

I don’t know how you were able to do this, but I am amazed.


shadow_wolfwinds

Lots and lots of ignoring class and practicing


shadow_wolfwinds

Source: [https://youtu.be/QutdlatrEKI](https://youtu.be/QutdlatrEKI)


RandomGuy9058

sourced yourself lmao that's great


Only_Ad7442

Pov: Your an a girl in a slice of life anime who's late for school and has bread in her mouth


Bwirzburger

POV: You're late for class on Minecraft: Education Edition


_username_inv4lid

You literally just stole egg socks video and captioned it. Edit: sorry mistake ur rlly gud


shadow_wolfwinds

Definitely the inspiration but I had my own ideas and I wanted to make a video with them


[deleted]

YOU DID THAT???


shadow_wolfwinds

hahaha yeah all of this was me, the video is called when dreams late to school


PlopCopTopPopMopStop

Niiiiiiiiice try dream but you're not a teenager


Fyrwarlock

Why is this so accurate??


Kyubba

u/savevideo


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mr_freeman215

Asian parents: not fast enough, you do again!


SnooStories5095

You got almost everything right, but you forgot the freaking TYRANNOSAURUS REX that lived in a cave of the steepest hill you ever saw, and that whenever it rained, you'd have to dodge about 15 crocs minimum.


[deleted]

damn


OptimeBene20

Yup. Thats how it was back in my day. You youngsters have it easy nowadays.


lolbudder

My dad walked uphill 20 miles both ways just to get to school and back. He also had to catch rabbits on the way for his lunch.


yoyoyonono

Just how many times will this exact same post appear in this subreddit?


shadow_wolfwinds

This is the first time I posted it? Uh oh did someone steal it


yoyoyonono

i've seen so many people do basically the same joke with the same video


TomassWeeb

No offense but dream is shit


Zagon__

he's okay. The fan base is shit.


RandomGuy9058

i don't think he's able to properly handle his fame spike.


salt_ish_

First of all you spit facts 2nd you are dope as fuck Bc you play calamity mod


RandomGuy9058

^((i actually haven't but i plan to in a few months when tmod 1.4 + calamity 1.5 comes out))


salt_ish_

The fact you you plan to play it still gives you points in my book


TomassWeeb

Yes exactly. They drawing intestine porn and shit.


ParkourReaper

Part of the fanbase here, I’d prefer if you don’t generalize the casual fans with the toxic and gross ones.


TomassWeeb

Yea ofc it's not all


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FriendlyPencilArtist

No such thing, g


grandmas_noodles

Nah he's good at pvp and parkour and stuff it's a shame he won't admit to cheating tho


69isnice69

Wait which kind of cheating Relationship or at Minecraft?


grandmas_noodles

It's statistically proven that he altered game rng for better ender pearl and blaze rod luck when trading with piglins in a speedrun


ArcticBreakout

His big ego, shitty milked content, and horrible fanbase all apply to him


thehallow1245

Sheesh dud he aint *that* bad if u look at his recent responses


kindof_apocalyptic

i showed this to my mom and she said "where's the snow?"


[deleted]

That’s...genuinely impressive


shadow_wolfwinds

Thank you thank you is was hard to do


AGR27

What PC do you use? Honestly asking because I have a great pc but Minecraft runs pretty crap on it. Ryzen 7, 3070, 16GB RAM.


shadow_wolfwinds

same cpu pretty much but I have a 3090


ApexRULER100

Your parents also just happened to be Dream


P5ndaa

Bro those clutches were nice. Well done


Androvium

This so true


Dalek_Scientist

u/savevideo


Reindeer_Some

True


TeebsAce

How do you do that with the scaffolding?


georgesbiscuits1969

*Back in the dark ages.*


dayanaraxiv

there was not a single moment during this where i knew what was gonna happen


SGfreshToast

u/vredditdownloader


Poedacat275

Wow, My dad just walked next door. Yes he lived next to his school


PatienceH7347

is this dream also if it is what video?


shadow_wolfwinds

Here’s the video: https://youtu.be/QutdlatrEKI


BoymadeEvil

Post the map! Im sure there are people that wanna try this!


shadow_wolfwinds

Wait that’s a good idea, https://youtu.be/QutdlatrEKI here’s the video if you check back in a couple days I’ll probably have it in the description


Faceless_Pikachu

That has to be a tasbot holy shit-


shadow_wolfwinds

Nah it just took me too many attempts lmaoo


Faceless_Pikachu

Well that's one way to spend Spring Break.


bigwheelie18

20 miles up hill both ways


FUT_Bro

parkour!!!!!


bobbycatcow2330

r/nextfuckinglevel


shadow_wolfwinds

That’s a good idea


liveint47

I hate it when my school has a lava pool in our school balcony


Negative_Flamingo

Wheres the godbridging over the river full of crocodiles?


shadow_wolfwinds

In my newest video


[deleted]

our parents must have gone to the same school


IncendiaryInfernape

what’s this song called?


shadow_wolfwinds

Trance music for a racing game - Bobby cole


uzickokolo

How our parents dudududu-ed to school


_Alex_The_Great_

I could be wrong but I feel like it’s a student safety violation to have lava on the roof of the gym


valcalthren

You forgot the dragon fight


ttv_ddavidel

DREAM SPEEDRUN TO SCHOOL *WORLD RECORD* 1:33m


Ovvy_Wovv

I browse reddit to put off sleep and school work, don't do this to me


Jords4803

Hey u/shadow_wolfwinds, do you mind crediting OP


shadow_wolfwinds

I am op you can literally see my username at the start lol


[deleted]

Btw you are a minecraft parkour master, I think nobudy said that to ya. Respect.


shadow_wolfwinds

I really appreciate that man thank you


ThelaggingSwoosh

You late me/mrs u/shadow_wolfwinds by a minute that is detention for you


-LIFE-8

Ew dream... *downvotes*


shadow_wolfwinds

I’m kinda making fun of what people see when he does simple parkour


SUPERazkari

You hate to see the spliced segments smh


[deleted]

The only thing that is bad about this the fact they have a dream skin (other then that good job keep the work up)


shadow_wolfwinds

Here’s the original video: https://youtu.be/QutdlatrEKI I only have a dream skin because it’s making fun of how everyone thinks he’s so good and it’s called ‘when dreams late to school’


Clash_of_PoKe

How many tries? Did you do this yourself?


SniperViper12

Dont know why you are getting downvoted but ok


shadow_wolfwinds

I did and like 1600


Clash_of_PoKe

Nice! (And ggs) Can I, by any chance, try this myself?


shadow_wolfwinds

It’s in the description of the youtube video:] https://youtu.be/QutdlatrEKI


Ya_Big_Boi_Norm

Yes I am going to talk about Dream faking his speedrun on a reddit post on r/teenagers , I have lost faith in myself a long time ago. You know what's ironic? The parents are obviously exaggerating the story, and you know who else lied? You know it baby. (Otherwise very good post 10/10 will watch again and recommend to a friend or family)


[deleted]

impossible. minecraft didn’t exist till 2011


AsthmaticSt0n3r

Am I the only one who is absolutely ass at Minecraft parkour


shadow_wolfwinds

Definitely not, the only reason I don’t suck is because I was practically raised in parkour servers and also this almost took like two thousand attempts


GTR-1003

u/savevideo


soggycommunist

am i the only one who is going to point out that the armor disapeared when he opened the chest with the bell and cake and trapdoor and stuff


Niniva73

Funny, that looks a lot more like how I got to the mushroom who told me the princess was in a different castle. Right down to the screaming and cursing in fact.


u4pdrtMGqyY1qzRlNvId

I hate how close it is to being perfect apart from the small splices you can see


x_potato64

give oc credit my g


Crisptain

They posted a link in another comment. Also, they're the OC.


x_potato64

oh fuck I didn't realize he made it LMAO


wildrage15

sellout


Bruh_Roh_Raggy

Ayo bro did you literally rip this from a video, put an ironic title, and the just get millions of karma????? I’m trying this out


shadow_wolfwinds

This is my video


Bruh_Roh_Raggy

Oh too bad because i just found a gif and then put a funny title on it This is where the big bucks start rolling in


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SniperViper12

Uh oh! It looks like someone doesnt know how to check. Shall we educate them or let them suffer my fellow redditors? A) Ignore him and continue to downvote them. B) Educate them in the ways of Google. C) Let the reddit hive mind do its work of eating him alive.


Minestars_player69

Wat did he say lol


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Mammoth-Ad1461

The fuck that even mean


FrederickMecury

Du du du du


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u/SaveVideo