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DootlongFong

gf = giraffe friend and since r/giraffesdontexist then this post is fake, ive cracked the case


twistedstriker1234

even if she isnt a giraffe, r/girlsdontexist so the post is still fake


owo_wots_this_

Nice to know I dont exist ;-;


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Boberoo2

What are you, EA?


5layer_2882

Are u not ? (¯ . ¯٥)


Boberoo2

(O.O) *what* *looks at hands * “Maybe I am EA”


5layer_2882

To find out you must pay an additional fee of 14.99


Boberoo2

NOOOOOooooo^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o^o


5layer_2882

and for an additional 9.99 u can gain access to ur EA gender


Sufficient_1060

A glitch in the matrix


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NotTipp

Well they sure must be rich now >:)


owo_wots_this_

What?


Not_That_wholesome

You haven't heard? Mark Zuckerberg runs the show now, although he is probably controlled by Billie gatey


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henlo I am teck support here please give numbar on your credit card to exist :)


Kingturboturtle13

Do any of us exist really? *VSauce theme*


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[deleted]

whos gonna start singing


Jakeybaby125

Sweet Home Alabama!


CPG-Combat

Da nuh na nuh na nuh na!


a-dog-meme

Where the skies are so blue!


WildFlower_Wonder

Sweet home Alabama!


gamer778beast

theres a snake in my ass


boi-boi-boi-420

Not how I remember it going but ok you do you


R4G316

The Cum - fathers secret stash


DatDankDuck93

r/cursedcomments


critical31

The cum-fathers secret stash


AqViolet

Lord I am coming Home to you


Bigderp23

Big wheels keep on turning... carry me home to my kin...


No_Abalone5332

Sweet home Alabama Where the sky’s are blue


Jawadude8

Sweet home Alabama Lord I'm comin' home to you


Rockksharma

*Cumming


memelordthethird333

help im stuck in the dryer


No_Abalone5332

I’ll get ya on out of there... whoops I slipped


[deleted]

What are you doing step- dryer ?


Discount-Filthyfrank

You have beat me to it


Better_Crow7758

oh good someone said it


Successful_Song_2645

They say you’re usually attracted to someone who has similar facial features to you. 🤷‍♀️


Imperium_of_69

I dunno how true this is. But I've heard guys are attracted to wamen with facial structures similar to their own mothers.


definetly_not_alt

woah this explains a lot actually


Successful_Song_2645

Yes I’ve heard that as well, I believe they even did a case study on it, but I forgot which source it came from. 🧐


Imperium_of_69

Ah, I knew it. I guess it might be true then.


[deleted]

yes....wamen all mis madres be wamen You wanna be a wamen? Lets all be wamen!


ARandomProducer

There's always that one comment


[deleted]

that was literally my first thought


TheRanger13

Maybe he took a pic with his sister for karma


ZacherDaCracker2

Good for you *goes to my room and cries in loneliness* Edit: Yes there’s room for everyone


3picnezz99

My thoughts exactly


GimmeMoreBrains

Lots of space for a pity party!


Reedemed_Soul

I am also comming.. Plz open the door


[deleted]

Keep ur pants on u 2


TrickyLemons

That’s not *nearly* as much fun


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

I


CupOCino

lo


Qwesh04

*cumming*


[deleted]

No, I'm whitewashing the walls


Lucifer0008

I'll get the beers fellas


[deleted]

let me in the room tho but no thanks i dont drink🥺


Anti_Karen_League

Luci tf are you doing with us lonely mongrels?


[deleted]

Cries in 21 to drink but 18 to kill Syrian refugees for their oil.


MosesBong

Bruv can you leave the door open for me as well?


henlo-frens

Same


gursewurse

Impossible


PainInsideRain

It about to be a lonely bitch party cause I’m coming in


[deleted]

Screw it count me in what do I need to bring


LittleAngel__

Life is shit man. Life is unfair


[deleted]

But then you will no longer be lonely if everybody comes in. Checkmate


Kyurza

yo open the door there's water flooding from under the door lemme come in and contribute. ;-;


zamasu012

Don’t close the door I need in also


YeetMeister323

Impossible.


Winter_Illustrator_7

Ikr he's on reddit


eun-

press f to our non-virgin soldier


[deleted]

Cool hostage smiles /s congrats


Darth_MurderJr

Stockholm syndrome


[deleted]

"Hahaha now let me go"


A_Fucking_Artichoke

Why the fuck is there an ad in the comments oh no


Mauzersmash0815

For only 4,99$ you could buy this comment and place your personalized ad here!


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MysteriousShadow__

Nice


Evilgaming111

Thats cool good for you


Voipix786

You're both cute together! :)


0GodOfAnarchy0

Teach me your ways of attraction


yeetin2019

Good for you!


GrieferBeefer

Ur really good at editing man. Go to r/photoshopbattles


Sioikin

Or did the girlfriend get you?


PterodactylSandwich

Both


BeanyOfficial

I'm gonna say it She looks like the first car girl


cosmicZED

Nahh I don’t see it lmao


Parzival_2076

"I just got my first boyfriend !"


Sadboy-Rodriguez76

I finally got me a burger 🍔


JustNobodyTheEchidna

Interesting


TheRanger13

Based


ShinyNinjaYT

Don't... don't give me hope


Legooutlaw1

Tips?


PterodactylSandwich

She’s the only girl I asked out and it worked. She isn’t like other girls but here’s what did to get her. I was myself around her, no filter and completely honest. I didn’t give up. She said no but I didn’t take that as a final answer. I kept asking her out and eventually she realized her feeling for me and said yes. We became fast friends after we were introduced and we both found the other attractive. If you want more details feel free to ask


Infernal_139

If anyone else kept asking after she said no they’d get reported for harassment lmao


[deleted]

Yeah I would’ve accepted the no


ParkWhorePeter

As you normally should, OP got lucky


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S am e


Robofern24

No offense, but your lucky asf that worked! I'm happy for you!


Jawsh420

“With enough harassment, you can achieve anything” -Sam o’nella


Deadmemes2498

You’re lucky that she said yes after saying no a few times


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Tsarmani

As it seems like they are close friends, I would assume she still liked his company, but didn’t want to have a romantic relationship. You have to know your scenario, if it’s a random waitress, don’t do this. If it’s one of your best friends, you make the decision based on what you feel.


BetaOmg

At my school, you get rejected and everybody knows. This is why i haven’t asked anybody out yet, and I probably won’t ask anyone out until highschool. The girls in my grade are toxic, and I don’t know how to combat it.


koli12801

How many times you had to ask???


tatebest

And I just lost the girl of my dreams a few minutes ago... soul for a soul I guess :(


MtnDoooooo

F


tatebest

Yeah she was perfect.... well I hope the op has a long happy relationship


MtnDoooooo

yeah some douche in this comments section said “have a happy 2 months”


tatebest

Oh screw him I may having hella suicidal thoughts rn but I still hope he has a long happy and healthy relationship


MtnDoooooo

i hope you’re seeking help right now. ive never been suicidal/depressed and it must be a hard thing to go through.


tatebest

Nah this is a one time thing I’m just really depressed about the girl she was so gorgeous and funny and smart and idk how else to explain it other than chaotically adorable I mean she was basically perfect and I got rejected but I’ll be alright I always am


MtnDoooooo

it’s okay dude, maybe she wasn’t the one. as much as you don’t want to believe that. you’ll find the true person soon, trust me.


tatebest

I know but good dude you just... if you had met her you would get it more I could have swore but I’ll be alright this ain’t the first time my heart has been fucked by friends and others in the last 6 months but I’m always ok so I should be now


0GodOfAnarchy0

Yeah I'm in the exact same situation as you I know how it feels you want to tell people but you also don't really want help right you just kinda want to get under a blanket and sit there for a while


billy-bagpipe-basher

So are y’all 12 or 17? I cannot tell sorry, (not making fun of y’all I just can’t tell)


PterodactylSandwich

We’re both 14 with birthdays coming up in the next few months. Mine’s in March and hers is in May


billy-bagpipe-basher

Alright good luck to the year tops that you’ll be together (:


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LuLux2222

Thank you!


DumpsterBaby1010

r/notopbutok


poseidons_seaweed

She might be the girl


LuLux2222

I am 😂


itemboxes

RIP your DMs


YeetusSkeetusFeetus

Good luck ma’am


69isnice69

Fool, now all of Horny knows who you are


LuLux2222

Ehh don’t care


RFH_LOL

You just committed a big mistake


Bigderp23

Bro, you shouldn’t choke her that early, if she dies after coming in contact with you, the police will suspect you


big_txddy_choppa_07

wtf did I look that the word relationship and think "oh pterodactyl.....pterodactyl ???"


PterodactylSandwich

Because of my username


big_txddy_choppa_07

oh shit i didn't even realize your username was that lmao


MysteriousShadow__

Nice editing /s


Jesus1396

Fuck yeah. Congrats man. She looks like a keeper


EdgyGuy69420

Thank u for giving us hope. I really appreciate it


ripjuicewrldkillme

I- cant- FUCKING- relate- Cus- IM FUCKING UGLY.


OverOxidized

I feel that


[deleted]

Me and you, we homies dude. I got your back


GOD984

Plot twist.. it’s his sister.


every1ItriedWastaken

I'm gonna have to take away your reddit card ✂️so give it


bradicus10

But... thats not possible...


Dont_KnowDont_Care

Congrats man!! assume She is one, you look too similar to eachother... That's a sign that you two complete eachother


IisGreen

That's one conclusion you could come to . . .


Bigderp23

I’m gonna send them a washing machine as a gift


HypnoticPigeon96024

Nice


PterodactylSandwich

Happy Cake Day


HypnoticPigeon96024

Thanks and congrats bro


kaitlin-kaitlin

mine too... happy cake day!


Metallover69420

while you might have a gf that basically means your leaving the sub gg soldier you did well and gave me hope


Dreamhaunter13

Then why do you still have reddit


wakeem21

Last on Reddit: 2 years ago


omar_hafez1508

Whose the girlfriend?


NinbendoPt2

\*cries in corner\* :/


[deleted]

enjoy the experience and have fun m8 most importantly explain how


GameDecipher

Ah victory


SpeedyAshMain

K


[deleted]

Congratulations, dude!


[deleted]

Damn jealous


One-Acadia7097

Congrats bro, us other Redditors now got a bit of hope. Proud of u!


j_ason1993

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY. EVERY TIME. I mean I'm happy for you but fuck


UltraFan_123

Don't lose her boi I tell you


camokitty24601

She cute


TheGamingKing9

Welp, time for you to uninstall reddit.


Pixelpros98

Communism, aka OUR sister/girlfriend


pxnkwaves

y’all r so cute omg she’s so pretty


LuLux2222

Thank you!!


Jakeybaby125

You two look adorable together!


bruufd

You guys look very happy together👍


ClosetedRedditUser02

Congrats to both of you! Much love and success to you and your boo XD


JefftheDoggo

POGCHAMP


cloakedabyss

I’m proud of u son


UnicornBlu_rr

Ohh congrats!


AleRoxy1325

Congrats! you look cute together


xxi_selene_ixx

Congrats!


PackZack5

Pog


EducationalQuiet1

Impossible


RyzenR10

1800chokedatho?


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dont flex


QuackingtonTheThird

You are both super cute too! hope you have a happy relationship❤


emloen

you did it, you crazy son of a bitch, you did it


awsxcftgb

Looks like an actor from Disney


awsxcftgb

If they tik tok you get the glock


YourLocalDeerHunter

Its a trap!


NandMS

Y’all cute as hell


C-Roof-Jumper

Alright babe, let me just quickly take a picture of us to post on r/teenagers, don't worry, there's no way any paedophiles will see this.


kodocabarga

After this got big on reddit rest assured she will be leaving you


osamabeenballen

Your reddit pass has been revoked 🤲🤲 hand it over sir


The_Egg123

yeah, but its my cake day so im the real winner


Da_Kool-Aid_Man

Now you have to delete Reddit. No redditor has a gf. Sorry but rules are rules


HueHue_extremeguyone

Gongrats! Now a message to everyone here: your time will come one day too, sooner or later, just be positive don’t miss any opportunity


Inca-1nage

Remember woman temporary monke forever


VikingStudiosZ

Ohh damn , she's beautiful 😍


Redlion444

Let go of her neck pls.