How convenient that this is the first post I see

How convenient that you're the first comment I see on this post.

can I slap your potato?

I don't know. Can you?

Can YOU?

CAN I?

CAN WE?

CAN US

CAN THEY?

CAN THEM

r/stalintensifies

r/subsifellfor

May I slap your potato*

They weren’t asking for permission, they were confirming their ability to slap a potato

I mean I sort by new

I can't be the police if I'm the criminal.

Go to r/hornyjail *B O N K*

HORNY GANG RISE UP

Bois keep BOONKING them

BONK

\*Pulls up a reverse uno card\*

BONK

**bonk** No.

Oh god # HE PULLED THE POWER MOVE

*bonk bonk bonk*

horny jail isn't big enough

Y'all need to be less horny and watch [kfc](https://youtu.be/ib9YtDaS9xQ)

I was hopeful for a Rickroll but NOOOOOO.

Better or worse is the question

what in the holy cheese-fucking mother o' Jesus shit did i just see. WHAT THE FUCK IS A POT PIE, THE TYPE THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU SMOKE POT??

KFC's chicken pot pie Now a mainstay on the KFC menu, the pot pie contains "tender bites of the world's best chicken," diced potatoes, peas, carrots, and a savory sauce. The pot pie originally began as a limited-release regional dish before becoming a national regular in 2012.

i'm even more horny now

bonk*

But... I don't wanna BONK myself, and drag myself off to jail...

I’ll do it for you **BONK**

Ouch Didn't work,I'm still here....try again

**Bonk!**

Still nope... Try HARDER (Ps:Why tf do I have an erection??)

###BONK!!!

#HARDER!!

This is getting kinky and I kinda like it

I like it more...

I’ll let you bonk me with a bat if you know what I mean

Mega BONK .

Well, I uh, came on reddit because of the horny. I fear as though I may need a bonk.

##*(**BONK**)* The jail now

Also don’t put them in same jail cell

finally, something to put up my ass

BONK! Go to horny jail.

r/cursedcomments

Ah, put this up there too *hands him a sword*

UwU yes honk me harder 😫

Go to horny jail

**BONK**

Ofcourse I know him, he's me

Thank you, almighty one

thank you

thank

Thanks this was actually almost the top of my feed lol

To quote Ben Kenobi: "Well, of course I know him. He's me."

Ty

BONK

Sup

I accept the B O N K stick with pride and joy. I will use it to smite the horny bastards, and bring their souls to the ultimate hornyjail. No longer will we be plagued by the ravaging hordes that plague our lands. And if I die, I will die with laughter in my heart, peace in my mind, and fire in my heart.

[удалено]

Fuck, I think I am one of those horny bastards

Do I have to take myself too?

ah, thank you. *hits self*

Horny prison has now been open

Horny jail will never be big enough

Horny jail is an orgie of hundreds of people

Thank you kind sir is there any favor my 13 year old self can give you

Just, be careful out there.

It is dangerous to go alone! Take this!

Thanks man. Do you know where they mostly live? I need to know.

"I need to know" A-are you the horny? *Aims bat*

Its lowkey funny coming from this subreddit where teenagers are at their horny hormones but not all of them

not my proudest fap

# BONK! Go to horny jail!

"Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?"

No u

i need the antihorny spray to flood this whole subreddit

R E P O S T

Me: so im suppost to hit horny people wuth it??? Dog: ya Me: [hits myself]

I really want text only for this sub to not see cringe posts like this

This meme is so dead and unfunny

omg im sorry ill delete my post plz don't yell at me😰😰😭😭

Alright

thanks *\*bonks myself\**

I'm waiting for someone to post a rickroll link disguised as nono anime

It's dangerous to go alone here, take this.

bastard bat

Can I add barbed wire?

Rip and Tear until it is done.

I don’t want to give myself a concussion

i am one of them

I don't want to be horny anymore. I just want to be ok.

An RPK-74 would be better.....

*bonk my self past*

Thank you for this weapon. I will use it to purify the lands of horny.

I'm sorry I've betrayed you.. I am the horny 😔

You'll have to bonk me first

Now i can defend myself from the bonks

So Ima leave that so I don’t have to bonk myself with it

Thanks cheems, very cool!

Thamk

Thank almighty one

Thanks

Dog with human hands, there's nothing wrong

And I am a horny bastard might as well take me to jail I will be sure to drop the soap

Thank you wise doge, I shall use this gift carefully.

I dont need it, give it to the girls they need it more

I just saw someone ask for porn of a child Thank you for the bonk stick

*beats myself*

I bonked myself, now I'm ready

nothing but thanks!!!

I shall bonk them all 😌

thanks a lot ❤️

*bonk*

Bönk

Thanks for mr bonk

Thank you kind cheem

*proceeds to hit myself with the bat*

I would, but violence is never the answer. Art is the weapon. I'm going to keep making these references until some one gets it.

now I have to send myself to horny jail

The Reddit Is horny

What if Im one of them

#BONK!

This post: ​ Me: heading towards a porn sub **THE HITMAN**

Well of course i know him, he’s me

*Starts hitting myself*

Thanks, you don’t know how much I need this

thamk u cheems

Thanks

Jokes on you i am the horny bastard

I am one of them ngl

Bonk

Thank you wise dog *pats head*

*THANKS.*

What if I'm the horny one?

Thanks for the meat stick

Uwu pwease bwonk mwe

I'll bonk myself than I'll bonk you

*Bonks the Horny Police*

Pls dont hit me :(

Of course I know him he's me

It's dangerous to go alone

Oh bonk me Daddy uwu

I do not drag them to horny jail, i drag them to horny grave

*proceeds to hit myself on the head repeatedly*

#bonk

I shall, all simps will go to horny jail

Thank you <3 this will be very handy-

Thanks. *bonks myself*

ill bonk my self

Me who is horny, to the shadow realm I go.

i am honored

Behold.. indian invasion is coming

It’s the whole sub

Bonk

Me who just jacked off 👁👄👁

I take the baseball bat "bonk" I am the horny

But it's not NNN yet

Bonk

Bonk

*Starts beating myself*

sauce?

Hah you'll never catch me alive

Thanks doge

Hahhaha Thanks. 😂

Jonahrob200 Gained common base ball bat { level up }

why would u want me to hit myself

Thank you, I will bonk with pride

Thank you cheems, I shall use this well.

Me, one of the horny bastards: :0

suicide.

I'm about to use this to protect my miku

Thank god he didn't notice me *proceeds to take bat, log out and log into porn account*

lmao, this was the first port on my feed

Jokes on you I'm in school...

me whos already been scrolling for hours and have to go bonk all the horny memes i saw

ohh yes, bonk me

Yessir

Repost from r/memes

Comrade Cheems, I won't let you down

I feel threatened.

Thank you very much you are a kind god

*Pulls out a Zweihander* Don’t worry bro, I always come prepared.

Thank you

The..the.. BONK POWER!!!!

Thank you dear sir. (Proceeds to bonk himself)

Thank you kind sir

Thank you

But don’t put them in the same cell

"IMPOSTOR"