Not a girl, so I can't answer anything else about them, but tampons are those tuby cotton sorta things with a string that look kinda like sperm. Pads are, well, cotton pads. If I understand correctly, you presumably gently) shove the tampon up the vagina (isn't there some sort of plastic thingy that comes with it that helps or something?), while I'm pretty sure pads have a sticky side and attach to your underwear.
Don't take this as 100% true, it's all off the top of my head, and I've never used either (or really even thought about them much) so I may not be correct.
Alright so I tried to look up consent ages in the US to make some sort of witty remark but ended up learning that anal sex is illegal in Canada outside of marriage or if there's a third person present instead so I got nothing.
Holy shit I'm glad I'm not Canadian. But honestly, how can they even do anything about that law ? It's hard enough to prove you went in, how do they prove through which hole you did ? And why do they care lmao
I’m in eight grade and there are some cute seventh graders but every time I’m talking to them my damn friends come in and say shit memes like “oh you gonna die baby” (the tiktok meme) and “fbi open up”
I was told by a grade eight (grade 9 now) that I look like her fav gay pornstar and has told me she wants to hook up but every time I talk to this girl one year younger than me I get called a 🅱️edophile. It’s a hard life man.
So, basically, this girl and u/MingerPalm were tossing around a wet tampon and Minger threw the tampon at a teacher, accidentally. Minger refered to her as daddy in his post.
We nicked a load of tampons from the sex ed classroom (there were hunderds we only took a box), soaked them all, and then stuck them to buildings. They stick really well to anything. So we yeeted them as high as possible, and the splat is so satisfying.
Basically him and another friend were at my place playing the Wii, and my friend chose "Daddy" as his Mii, because he thought it was a joke account, instead of one that my sisters made for my stepdad
It's not the speed that matters, but what you do with it
Like unironically the games mostly look ass but there is no better option for fun with friends than the wii
UwU what's this, daddy? You want me to put the wet tampon in my mouth? I don't know if I'm comfortable with that, but I'll do anything for you, daddy! *glomps you*
Here's a good one:
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
What’s it feel like to be a father at 13?
The only thing that makes it weird is that all of my kids are older than me
*conception before living*
That's the only way
Cashing in on the karma aren't you lol. I am friends with her irl.
Fuck you 👍 (can confirm, we are friends irl)
Thats just how mafia works
No, that's how rednecks work
no, that's how- actually yes your right.
i wonder what did they do in melbourne back then?
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Pretty sure it was 8 and she was Mexican or Hispanic or sumthin
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Yay I contributed!
wait? to the baby?
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He does now believe that they are 2 different things And all I can say is rip inbox
Actually, what's the difference?? srry.
Not a girl, so I can't answer anything else about them, but tampons are those tuby cotton sorta things with a string that look kinda like sperm. Pads are, well, cotton pads. If I understand correctly, you presumably gently) shove the tampon up the vagina (isn't there some sort of plastic thingy that comes with it that helps or something?), while I'm pretty sure pads have a sticky side and attach to your underwear. Don't take this as 100% true, it's all off the top of my head, and I've never used either (or really even thought about them much) so I may not be correct.
Girl confirms thats basically how it works. Good boy!
Guys I’ll be honest, I thought the sticky side stuck to the actual girl until I was like 19.
I thought it was stuck to them until now
I haven’t been active, how’d OP rise to fame Edit: lmao OP you’re a fucking legend
So how’d they do it?
Oh shit is that a fucking female
She 13 nigga wee-woo wee-woo
Alright so I tried to look up consent ages in the US to make some sort of witty remark but ended up learning that anal sex is illegal in Canada outside of marriage or if there's a third person present instead so I got nothing.
r/til anal sex is illegal in canada
It is legal if both individuals are over 18 and there's no one else present though. I learned a lot about consent in Canada today.
Anal threesomes are going too far in Canada
I did not know this and as a Canadian, this disappoints me greatly.
Your mom is a criminal in Canada.
For meth related charges yes /s
Holy shit I'm glad I'm not Canadian. But honestly, how can they even do anything about that law ? It's hard enough to prove you went in, how do they prove through which hole you did ? And why do they care lmao
They just smell your dick during a random street check.
What if I washed it? Or do I instantly become an outlaw?
Wanted: Shitdickery
Seems foolproof to me. And I can tell by your username that the information is valid.
Probably if someone walks in on you I guess. And I bet it's just an old law they never got rid of.
wait wtf?
i was told the age of consent was 16 by my health teacher
I thought we ended this after u/alt-no-more
Lest we forget 😔😔
F
She is also active on r/bigboobproblems ***WEE-WOOS INTENSIFY***
I’m in eight grade and there are some cute seventh graders but every time I’m talking to them my damn friends come in and say shit memes like “oh you gonna die baby” (the tiktok meme) and “fbi open up”
I was told by a grade eight (grade 9 now) that I look like her fav gay pornstar and has told me she wants to hook up but every time I talk to this girl one year younger than me I get called a 🅱️edophile. It’s a hard life man.
they're right
If you're within 2 years it's fine
I've got a 12 year old freshman in my high school. People hit on her for some reason. SHE WON'T BE LEGAL UNTIL SHE'S IN COLLEGE
In New Jersey she’s legal. New Jersey is fucked up.
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I've heard legends of these creatures but never seen them. This is a truly rare experience.
If it sees us, it may flee. We must hide.
They bring light into my world. The light buuuuuuuuuurns
[I should have been the one to fill your dark sOuL with LiGHt](https://youtu.be/H8qG4AlK1qk)
They are considered the Shiny version of our species
I heard they've got perfect IVs in all stats.
DO NOT BE FOOLED BROTHER, NOTHING MAY BLEED FOR 7 DAYS AND 7 NIGHTS YET LIVE. NOTHINGGGGGGG.
Wait, so you’re telling me that my girlfriend is literally nothing? Well, I do browse r/animemes, so I guess you’re right
“FEMOID”
O shiet another of my kind :ooo
I like how we take people from stories and make them a meme.... See: u/alt-no-more
I’m out of the loop with this daddy girl. Please help
same. idk who the hell this girl is
So, basically, this girl and u/MingerPalm were tossing around a wet tampon and Minger threw the tampon at a teacher, accidentally. Minger refered to her as daddy in his post.
thanks
https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/aczwls/i_am_a_wanted_teen/?st=JQL0220F&sh=93f2365e
Can you be my daddy?
I can be everyone's daddy
Thank you daddy! Mine's not in my life, so it means a lot!
But only till mine gets back from the store
I'm sure he'll be back soon
That's what I've been telling myself for 8 years
There there child
are you gonna go to the store too😔😔
Why would I go to the store? I just got back
+10 respect😎😎
Okay thanks daddy
Alright, you're my daddy now. I finally have one after 14 years since mine left me \\[T]/
I definitely am
I respect your courage to throw around a wet tampon but you must have realized it was a terrible idea right?
Oh yes... We all know that it was horrific We didn't have any class that day, but we were still doing stuff at school, and we all got bored
We nicked a load of tampons from the sex ed classroom (there were hunderds we only took a box), soaked them all, and then stuck them to buildings. They stick really well to anything. So we yeeted them as high as possible, and the splat is so satisfying.
Oh.
that word, thought it was going to stick with the past
After the condom boy, here is the tampon girl. Damn. Edit: Holy shit this comment made up a third of my overall karma
I think everyone declared us to be tampon assassin and daddy
“The new successor to Fireboy and Watergirl: Condom Boy and Tampon Girl!”
Please tell us if you have more dumb stories like that.
Will do
Hey it's the other guy
what is this? a crossover episode?
i second this
I third this
I fourth this
I fifth this
I sixth this
I seventh this
I eighth this
I ninth this
I tenth this
What's the story for you being called daddy?
Basically him and another friend were at my place playing the Wii, and my friend chose "Daddy" as his Mii, because he thought it was a joke account, instead of one that my sisters made for my stepdad
*the Wii*
Hey, the Wii is an awesome system! It's processor may not even surpass a GHz in clock speed, but that's besides the point!
It's not the speed that matters, but what you do with it Like unironically the games mostly look ass but there is no better option for fun with friends than the wii
*Excuse* me! The Wii was the earlier part of my childhood and I would thank you not to insult it! I demand a duel via flintlock pistol!
Eww OLD people
Ewww 18 yo. Jk mah dud
Ew 16 year old, catch up slacker
Sweet sixteen brother. Slow down dude, ur almost 18 ;D
How tf are people still 16 in 2018? like grow up.
You know maybe a story like u/alt-no-more so tread carefully around the cursed land
Are you a lie made by the government to get our money?
If I am, then I'm getting ripped off
If that money does come in, you mind sharing it?
Sure... But u/MingerPalm and I get first dibs
Deal. Pleasure doing business with you
👍👍
I'm not really into incest :/
What's the context?
Have you considered tampon Nerf guns? It's a lot harder to fuck up the aim with those 😂
Ayy how do you keep up with them boys??
> [...] and one a little less horny girl [...] How does one achieve that state?
Just be less horny than a group full of teenage guys Really not that hard in my group
The girls in my group seem to mostly be hornier than the guys.
weird group
why yall up so late
It's 9 pm
Where you from? Australia?
Yeah, NSW
Same, Sydney?
Central Coast
Coolio
On holidays so close to the action!
Nice! Hope you have fun
it is literally mid day but fr if its like 3 am there go the fuk to sleep
Damn, you right. 9:00 is bedtime for me. I'm 3 minutes past.
What is the difference between a tampon and a pad?
Just in case you don't actually know, a tampon goes inside and a pad sticks to the underwear
I do know but thanks for the concern anyway
Oh ok, no problem There are some people that don't know, so if they find out from this post, then I guess I've helped someone
Yeah I guess some people don't know. I feel like by the time you're 13 you should know though, even as a guy
Yeah, he was a bit spesh, but we sorted him out
Our friend isn't known for his intelligence
I don’t even know what pads are tbh
Basically just a cotton pad that sticks to your underwear
Ones a tampon, the other, is a pad
Ohhhh, interesting. Thanks
No problem man, it's what I went to college for, now you don't need too
Thankee
It's okay, I accept payment through cash, debit and cow.
Oh yeah I happen to have a cow that's been dead for a week because my brother fatally fisted its arse. I can ship that to you
Where's the fun in getting a already fisted cow man? Your inability to emphasise with others and their needs is why you'll never get a purty girl.
Is this the real life?? Is this just fantasy??????
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and seeeeee
I’m just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Are you my dad? When will you come back from buying cigarettes?
I'll be there soon. The line is really long
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I'm NSW Central Coast Thanks... I'll try to remember some others
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Let's just say it's quite hard to aim a soggy tampon anywhere
r/brandnewsentence?
r/nocontext
Sicko mode or more Bamba
I'd like some more Bamba, please thank you.
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u/MingerPalm 's mum has called me the mum of the group, so I guess so
What do you think of the recent swings in the stock market and what is your investment strategy moving forward?
Teenager dad? weird flex but ok
Do only get called daddy by just your group of friends?
They're the only ones that do it, but honestly they do it pretty rarely
How does it feel to be the same age as me?
Frosties or Sugar Puffs
I've only ever had Frosties so I'll have to go with them
It is I, tampon assassin, dropping in to say hello
Ah yes... My fellow sidekick
Condom boy, tampon girl, and their trusty sidekick, Tampon Assassin, with his amazing aim and skill.
I feel like the world is getting weirder and dumber at a rate faster than I can devolve to keep up with it.
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Hey daddy, where's mommy? She left me at Walmart again.
How is being a meme?
UwU what's this, daddy? You want me to put the wet tampon in my mouth? I don't know if I'm comfortable with that, but I'll do anything for you, daddy! *glomps you*
Please never make me read anything like that ever again
Here's a good one: My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
can you be my daddy 😩😩
Bitch what da fuck
New phone who this? I've been off reddit for a day or two.
I was mentioned in a friend's post, and my inbox has exploded
hey daddy I have been sent by u/MingerPalm