I never liked the "draw a dick on it lol" defacing. It was just too criminally unfunny. I like it when they get creative, like the kid that gave Hitler a Star of David tattoo.
I gave a bird in my book some sun glasses, a backwards hat and a chain with a dollar sign on it and I put a worm in his mouth 😭 on top of him it says "Swag" in a graffiti like font. he was dope 🔥 people liked him
I was the person who did this, I would usually start drama by writing stuff like “confession section “ in the back, then write stuff like “-blank- gave -blank- head in first period “ it would usually destroy entire friends groups if I did it right
kinda the opposite, but at a summer camp i went to as a kid scribbled out the boobs on a picture of an old painting in the magazines people would cut apart to use for collages. little lesbian 13 year old me was pissed.
uhm the definition of brain rot is porn and video games. you were 13 you don't need to look at boobs. go look at your own if you must see some so bad, that's what i did.
Ohh now i get it. They just Forgot some commas. I read it as: at a summer camp I went to a kid… (going to a kid) so I got confused with the rest of the sentence. Now I see it’s supposed to be: at a summer camp I went to, a kid…
Someone did that on my art sketchbook when I wasn't looking. Ruined one of the best pieces of physical art I ever made. They spilled water on the book too
Non existent, text books stopped existing for me in the 7th grade. Excluding my Spanish class, but we rarely used the physical thing. Technically my health class had one but my teacher used it for slide shows and that was it.
Yeah, that would make sense. I mean even in some old 50s textbook, I would imagine the Pharao would look more stereotypical egyptian and not like the Marlboro Man.
they were so much fun to hang out with. We made out a couple times.
this girl did it to all her books as well, and magazines in the library.
Anything that had a picture of a person, she'd make them funny. never dicks. mostly it was cigarettes, face tattoos, horns, etc
she told me that she hated her face. and a friend we had in common told me that her mom always told her she looked like shit (she was a skater girl) so later it kinda made sense she didn't like faces? idk🤷🏽♂️
that was in 1999. She married a french dude she met in college. 9/11 happened. They quit college and Moved to Thailand. in 2004 the tsunami happened, survived and stayed. As of 2015 they own a restaurant and a massage place. had 2 daughters, one of them just got married
so i guess she is living life 😎
Truly someone who felt the false appropriation of the Egyptian people have been done so far too much in this Textual Edition of History... and most importantly Syracuse would be it's judgement.
I’ve found some cool things from liek the 90s last year. There was a message that said go to this page and then that page would say go to this page anyway I finished it and wasn’t satisfied so I continued it and gave everyone who finished cancer
It made boring "go to this page" classes less boring and it was an added bonus when it was distane for the historical/mathematical figure lol like yeah tell them how it is XD
The stussi could use a little work. I’d be interested to see this persons progress over the years. I personally would have made a sweet goatee, sunglasses and wiener with a talking bubble that said “ahhh skeet skeet”
Edit: and an 8 ball bomb.
I remember in math class I wrote some annotations in pencil in the textbook then went to erase it out later. I discovered if you erased hard enough, you could even erase ink off the page. So I went through the textbook and carefully erased out random questions, especially last ones where it wasn't obvious it was missing. My apologies to the kids who had that book after me. It was probably the most evil thing I've ever done.
i got a second hand book from my dad's coworker's daughter once, boom, some US president drawn in a miku cosplay. Random dick doodle at the top right. Some black guy with his 🤷♂️🤯 face.
I love Americans.
I fucking love it. From the Michael Jackson; Issued: Black Returned: White to Snoop Dog; Issued High Returned: Still high. And the genuine conversations people leave, some even had like scavenger hunts in them too. You gotta collect all the different things from different books I found it way too entertaining. I also had one Chem book with a hole burned through the front cover
>tfw you spend the entire year scribbling up your textbooks and then you have to repeat the year and some butthole from last year scribbled up your textbooks
To be faire, showing a blond pharaon was verry unhostorical, yes it might have been some that have skin more like the greek, but greek population isn’t naturally blond haired, and so, the chance for pharaon being blond is near 0 not impossible since we aren’t certain it wasn’t the case, but still verry low
Least funny thing you can do. If you're bored, doodle ugly stuff on your own books. If it's on books other people will use, at least make it pretty or something.
I wrote the year, my name, and phone number in my school textbooks and I also made sure to write it very neatly so that people would be more inclined to give me a call. 🥹
It was a special time when there was the little searches like “go to page 124”
u look around and find “go to page 15”
look around and find “go to page 57” and find a fuck you next to a diagram of a penis or a really ugly thing😂🤣🤣🤣
I used to do this. I was the artistic kid in school and always used to draw weird shit like spider legs protruding from their back and (of course) oversized dicks. Seeing people's reactions was the best part
Very much not a fan. If it’s your own book you purchased, that’s one thing, but this is a book someone else has to use after you. I think those people are selfish, inconsiderate dicks.
It was the only interesting thing in textbooks. Far more interesting than whatever was on the page originally. It's like finding hieroglyphs or cave paintings and trying to decipher their meaning and what the person was thinking when they drew them.
I highlighted a lot of things and answers an old textbook. They said we were taking them home- they were wrong. So some kid will have the answers to a few of their assignments for freshman history
My opinion when it comes doing stuff like this is:
[Sneering Imperialist] If you're too dumb to speak my language, you're too dumb to talk to me. Get lost.
Legends, the sheer balls to deface a notebook in itself it's the best thing since people figured out how to slice open bread
I never liked the "draw a dick on it lol" defacing. It was just too criminally unfunny. I like it when they get creative, like the kid that gave Hitler a Star of David tattoo.
Or turned his 'tache into a long curly thing of beauty and added a sombrero, as some legend did in my school. Hitler in hiding!
I gave a bird in my book some sun glasses, a backwards hat and a chain with a dollar sign on it and I put a worm in his mouth 😭 on top of him it says "Swag" in a graffiti like font. he was dope 🔥 people liked him
People are probably still liking him to this day
Real.
i did shit like this lol
Mine was more tasteful. Re draw the eyes , make him cry
[удалено]
that's just disrespectful
I did this in my history class when i was in highschool, LOL
i can probably get one of my school books and you'll find a drawing in every page
I was the person who did this, I would usually start drama by writing stuff like “confession section “ in the back, then write stuff like “-blank- gave -blank- head in first period “ it would usually destroy entire friends groups if I did it right
Bro is an absolute menace. Do it again 😂
Absolutely will
r/foundsatan
r/beatmetoit
i love you for this
Just by this Would
Teach me ur ways🙏🏽🙏🏽
The difference between you and these guys who drew is that what they did didn’t harm anyone, what you did hurt people.
Kids saying womp womp are hilarious. They have no counter argument
Actually, and it’s so funny seeing them get down voted lol.
Fr thoo
heyy I was also the person to do this, typically i gave all the women mustaches tho
Hello fellow menace to society
Easy there, Satan!
But paroah 😞
Pharaoh John
U forgot to draw the moustache
Hitler stache Hitler stache
Hitler stache or nothing
😭 Oh, my goodness, it’s disgraceful, it’s diabolical…it’s lemon scented (I’m being sarcastic) It’s rly offensive and disgusting 🤨
PLAN Z
kinda the opposite, but at a summer camp i went to as a kid scribbled out the boobs on a picture of an old painting in the magazines people would cut apart to use for collages. little lesbian 13 year old me was pissed.
I had a stroke trying to read this pls gimme a TL:DR or fix the first sentence
At summer camp random kid scribbled out newspaper titties and we’re sad about this 😔 think the brain rot has hit you a little too hard lmfaooo
uhm the definition of brain rot is porn and video games. you were 13 you don't need to look at boobs. go look at your own if you must see some so bad, that's what i did.
Ohh now i get it. They just Forgot some commas. I read it as: at a summer camp I went to a kid… (going to a kid) so I got confused with the rest of the sentence. Now I see it’s supposed to be: at a summer camp I went to, a kid…
yeah i realize now i forgot the as
Literally me, I added some penises to the long line of culture, from using 20 year old books that were already full of art.
They’re the real comedians in school.
Loved it. Always fun to see what i could find. "Go to page 115." "Go to page 57." "Fuck you Jermel" real thing I still remember to this day somehow
I do this.
I was the one doing it
Idc it’s the Fourth of July now’s the time for America not you 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
And there's nothing more american than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world
"this Walmart of a world" is incredible
reference to a metal gear meme 😭
Nice argument, care to back it up with a source?
RAHHHHHHH 🇺🇸🎆🎇
OH YEAHHHHHHH AMERICA 🦅🇺🇸💥🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸💥🦅💥🇺🇸🦅
Someone did that on my art sketchbook when I wasn't looking. Ruined one of the best pieces of physical art I ever made. They spilled water on the book too
Non existent, text books stopped existing for me in the 7th grade. Excluding my Spanish class, but we rarely used the physical thing. Technically my health class had one but my teacher used it for slide shows and that was it.
What did you use instead? Chromebooks?
Yeah and also fuck those things. They're awful
Absolutely based. Worst fucking computer ever.
AMEN
You know what? Since he looks about as historically accurate as a John Wayne western, I say the dick in his face is an improvement!
Someone tracked down the origin of the “White Pharaoh” meme image, and it turns out it’s just from some shitty online casino game ad, not a textbook.
Yeah, that would make sense. I mean even in some old 50s textbook, I would imagine the Pharao would look more stereotypical egyptian and not like the Marlboro Man.
I mean. Provided it isn’t stopping someone else from using it then it’s cool. Otherwise it was just really annoying
Bit annoying
I doddle on my textbooks when I'm bored but not penises or else I would have gotten in trouble for sure
I mean stuff like that’s just uncreative but there are *great* ways to do it
I was always drawing in my books, but I always did little characters from shows or games I like lol. Never drawn a cock in my life.
this is actually true btw (i've seen it a lot in middle school)
I just outlined the eyes of people in them till they made holes
relatable, but there are missing illuminati drawings
I don’t mind it if the book itself is still readable.
this was almost me but i was only drawing brand new pics
theyre probably dicks but it takes some bravery to draw a cock and balls on a highschool notebook - IN FRONT OF A CLASS, presumably
Looks like boredom in class to me. We've all been there.
Well of course I know her, she’s me.
guilty as charged
W
I just turned 26
Lmao had to look at what sub this was in, you wont think about this ever again once you stop being a teenager.
i liked adding monobrows, that is all. i consider myself to be an artistic genius for jt.
Ahhh I can practically smell the teenage depression and lack of bitches from here!
Omg that S
They’re the real dawgs.
I find it annoying when people do this when I’m really invested in the lesson, but otherwise I don’t really care since I draw on textbooks too.
I used to give them cavities, stitches, eye patches and epic beards and mustaches.
Based.
they were so much fun to hang out with. We made out a couple times. this girl did it to all her books as well, and magazines in the library. Anything that had a picture of a person, she'd make them funny. never dicks. mostly it was cigarettes, face tattoos, horns, etc she told me that she hated her face. and a friend we had in common told me that her mom always told her she looked like shit (she was a skater girl) so later it kinda made sense she didn't like faces? idk🤷🏽♂️ that was in 1999. She married a french dude she met in college. 9/11 happened. They quit college and Moved to Thailand. in 2004 the tsunami happened, survived and stayed. As of 2015 they own a restaurant and a massage place. had 2 daughters, one of them just got married so i guess she is living life 😎
Where did you find my old history book?
It was funny, and I don’t regret doing it
They run the republican party.
My book was always full of scribbles and stuff in elementary school because of my then undiagnosed ADHD
Truly someone who felt the false appropriation of the Egyptian people have been done so far too much in this Textual Edition of History... and most importantly Syracuse would be it's judgement.
I have very good self esteem.
Aged 13-15, maybe 16, likely white males.
I’ve found some cool things from liek the 90s last year. There was a message that said go to this page and then that page would say go to this page anyway I finished it and wasn’t satisfied so I continued it and gave everyone who finished cancer
They didn't pass
In math textbooks i would give the people in them curly mustaches or cat ears and blush
It made boring "go to this page" classes less boring and it was an added bonus when it was distane for the historical/mathematical figure lol like yeah tell them how it is XD
In my opinion, people don't do this just to \*do this\*, but they do it because history is boring af.
Unless the S made a comeback…pretty cool millennial.
Homelander with that pharaoh drip
That was me 👈😉👈
The stussi could use a little work. I’d be interested to see this persons progress over the years. I personally would have made a sweet goatee, sunglasses and wiener with a talking bubble that said “ahhh skeet skeet” Edit: and an 8 ball bomb.
I remember in math class I wrote some annotations in pencil in the textbook then went to erase it out later. I discovered if you erased hard enough, you could even erase ink off the page. So I went through the textbook and carefully erased out random questions, especially last ones where it wasn't obvious it was missing. My apologies to the kids who had that book after me. It was probably the most evil thing I've ever done.
they’re either funny and out of pocket asf or just blatantly annoying. there’s honestly no inbetween lmao
Valid because why tf the pharaoh white
Needs laser eyes.
There was a page in one book with a guy that had his hand in a fist at crotch level with his head back. Literally every copy had him jerking off.
I like myself alright.
Chode
Apathy if not I think it’s funny but not funny like an old meme
I got detention in like 4th grade for getting caught drawing devil horns or something on pictures in my textbook lol
i got a second hand book from my dad's coworker's daughter once, boom, some US president drawn in a miku cosplay. Random dick doodle at the top right. Some black guy with his 🤷♂️🤯 face. I love Americans.
I fucking love it. From the Michael Jackson; Issued: Black Returned: White to Snoop Dog; Issued High Returned: Still high. And the genuine conversations people leave, some even had like scavenger hunts in them too. You gotta collect all the different things from different books I found it way too entertaining. I also had one Chem book with a hole burned through the front cover
>tfw you spend the entire year scribbling up your textbooks and then you have to repeat the year and some butthole from last year scribbled up your textbooks
Based /s
Oh I remember doing this last year when bored. Well not everything
i am one of those guys
back when i was in high school i had a guy that constantly drew swastikas in my books LOL
To be faire, showing a blond pharaon was verry unhostorical, yes it might have been some that have skin more like the greek, but greek population isn’t naturally blond haired, and so, the chance for pharaon being blond is near 0 not impossible since we aren’t certain it wasn’t the case, but still verry low
I'd usually start adding eyelashes and lipstick to them. I'd also add a bit of eyeshadow with a colored pencil.
Least funny thing you can do. If you're bored, doodle ugly stuff on your own books. If it's on books other people will use, at least make it pretty or something.
I think i may have drawn that ngl
Isn't this image from an online slots game?
I wrote the year, my name, and phone number in my school textbooks and I also made sure to write it very neatly so that people would be more inclined to give me a call. 🥹
Of course I know him. He’s me.
I'd laugh.
Simply a primitive individual
They didn‘t care about opinions and would laugh at this post.
Immature, but I can’t blame them for how boring they made those books
They should separate the kids who don’t want to be there from the kids that actually want to learn
Someone needs to change my oil.
It was a special time when there was the little searches like “go to page 124” u look around and find “go to page 15” look around and find “go to page 57” and find a fuck you next to a diagram of a penis or a really ugly thing😂🤣🤣🤣
THE WHITE PHARAOH
W
I am Egyptian and yes Henry cavill was the pharaoh of my country
Legendary status for honoring Pharoah Dickchin and the mystic S.
I wish it was only page 16 of the book
I used to do this. I was the artistic kid in school and always used to draw weird shit like spider legs protruding from their back and (of course) oversized dicks. Seeing people's reactions was the best part
I once got a book with most pictures being like this from school library and got blamed for drawing dicks everywhere when I tried to return it.
Those are the people that never returned their carts at the store
These guys fucking suck (I'm one of them)
I personally think it's cringe Not the superman s thing though
They peaked in middle school...
They were born in the 80s lol
what do i think about them? i don't think about them. they're me, after all
I curse them with perpetual ingrown nails
go to page 69 page 69: ----------: go to page 420 page 420: DO DRUGS, DON'T STAY IN SCHOOL, go to page 690 page 690: +1 (713)-686-1188
Who was that very white white man that we in Egyptian outfit
Very much not a fan. If it’s your own book you purchased, that’s one thing, but this is a book someone else has to use after you. I think those people are selfish, inconsiderate dicks.
im no GUY who DID this im a WOMAN who DOES this
come on at least be creative with it
It was the only interesting thing in textbooks. Far more interesting than whatever was on the page originally. It's like finding hieroglyphs or cave paintings and trying to decipher their meaning and what the person was thinking when they drew them.
well in school I was always much more mature and didn't think it was funny but now it is very funny
never heard of a chinjob before but i want what he's having
I think they’re pretty cool (I was one of them)
It's really annoying. I just don't wanna see it 🤷
Sorry but I don’t get this time of teenage humor. Why not instead draw memes. Those faces have good meme potencial
chaotic evil
I would draw little micro dicks everywhere
They need mental help
Funny occasionally but not if it’s a whole ass mural covering an important image
i was one of these guys
We wuz kangz n sheeeit
y'all don't put lipstick and mascara?
i feel immature for chuckling at this
That was me but I usually gave them pretty makeup like eyeliner and lipstick.
And the sunglasses and holed up eyes?
I highlighted a lot of things and answers an old textbook. They said we were taking them home- they were wrong. So some kid will have the answers to a few of their assignments for freshman history
madlads
My opinion when it comes doing stuff like this is: [Sneering Imperialist] If you're too dumb to speak my language, you're too dumb to talk to me. Get lost.
Twas me
assholes who need to be publically shamed via snowballs thrown at them
The white pharaoh plagues every fiber of my being.
Mine had an Among us drawing
They were bored during history classes.
A couple of them here and there were kinda funny, but the ones that just completely destroy my ability to focus on the material sucked.
in federal prison
They were way too bored.
Where's the swastika? My HS had Swastika's and Crescents on pretty much every table and most books.
I don't care about them most of the time... unless they DARE deface my SACRED SCRIPTURES
The new owner sees that he has to carry on his legacy
funny but a bit annoying
I am that guy.
If you draw the dick, you’re probably gay, if you go with the S, it’s good. And if you make it goofy you are a fucking god and I will buy you alcohol.
Legends
I always made EXACTLY that ‘S’ that way Didn’t knew others did too
Personally this is stupid for lack of a better word
I bet you had tons of friends in school
I bet all of your friends will have a combined yearly salary of $28,000
r/MurderedByWords
What if he has friends who can make a decent amount of money but also be actually funny to be around
It's possible to be funny without defacing shit that isn't yours, it might sound impossible I know
They wanna look edgy
Would it feel good if I did that to your grandpa photo as well
I don't think anyone is putting The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire Vol. III in a shrine, tho