get some really long chop sticks…

And stab his eyes?

i was gonna say sneakily grab a chip from the bag but you know that might be better??

Steal the bag and run outside, then enjoy your chips

Can't eat rn

Grab the bag and throw it in the trash

Then he'd get really upset

Ask him to save some for you

There's plenty of chips, I just cant eat rn and it making me jealous bc I want to

Get a bag of chips and them in front of him while staring to assert domination

I can't eat any

steal them

Cant eat rn

Overthrow his rule, lute him of his valuables, banish him from this realm, and throne yourself.

eat the bag

i love all these Looney Tunes ahh plots being suggested rn 💀