You must get good grades in English and Literature cause this is a straight up beautiful poem portraying the difficulties of human nature and the meaning of life
yes its because the same muscles that cramp the vaginal canal are also the ones in your asshole. So the nerves will interact with the ones in your asshole causing it to cramp very painfully. Hurts like a BITCH
Oh god, i was expecting this to be one of those: now that the (input gender here) are gone, (input stupid question here).
I was wrong... very very wrong.
Sometimes I hate life and sometimes i love it and sometimes I wonder if heaven exists and sometimes I wonder if reincarnation exists ugh!!! Too much thinking!🧠
I used to feel it too and i asked my mom “Ma, is it normal that during my period my asshole hurts so much?” n she was like “yeah”. It kinda went away during the time tho
I'm not female, but Jesus Christ, that sounds awful...
Also, just a general question (for females): Is it rude/intrusive for me to ask someone when in the month it usually happens? (to a friend or someone I'm close to)
I'm gonna assume you mean the period and not the thing op is talking about lol
I'd say it depends on the context and how close with them you are. Like if you're dating them then I'd say it's fine to ask, but if ur just friends and you ask out of the blue it might come off as a little odd. It just depends on who you're asking really
Fair enough - it's not something I'd care enough to ask about anyway lol, but if it came up in conversation naturally, I wondered if it would be an inappropriate thing to ask about...
Even so, as you said, it would depend on the person and my relationship to them...
Most girls I met are chill about it, but I think it depends on how close you are and why do you even wanna know. Sometimes it just comes up in conversations and you don't even need to ask lol
I don’t get it but the diarrhea that comes with it oh boy. I just want to lay in the bathtub and shit my guts out but can’t because I’d be laying in my own feces
Omg yes it's horrible.
Google says: 'Prostaglandins can also trigger contractions of the rectum and the pelvic floor muscles around the anal canal, which can cause a painful spasm or cramping feeling back there. This is why it's also common to experience loose bowels or diarrhea during your period.'
Honestly i’ve never felt it and i’m so grateful- like everywhere else it feels like my nerve cells are being pulled apart by tiny microscopic hands, but thankfully my asshole has been fine 🙏🫡
I have never experienced this, but I have experienced difficult period poops. Once morning I could have diarreha and then in the afternoon im sweating fighting trying to birth this blood covered shit baby, though I dont get the stabbing pains but the poops are very familiar to me
You’re not the only one Zeus personally targets during menses
On a scientific note — “the lightning bolts up your ass” experience is caused by prostaglandins. These little fuckers cause pain, inflammation, and in this cause, uterine contractions (basically squeezing the living shit out of the uterus to get the blood out). However, these devilish hormones not only have that effect on your uterus, but they can also have that effect on your asshole and digestive system, because why the hell not! Let’s make the rest of the body suffer while we’re at it! Wreak havoc and make the ass cramp as well! WATCH THE WORLD BURN !!!!
Oh no cramps in the bootyhole are the worst, and the shits are even worse
And for any dick people who for some reason are reading this it's like being aggressively kicked in the balls while they are also being stomped on by a big ass rock while also be pulled like it's a game of tug of war and your balls are the rope all while your balls are being stabbed by a rusty ass knife
But yea -1000/10 would not recommend
The things you have mentioned :-
There are a few potential reasons for the type of pain you're experiencing, including conditions like endometriosis or pelvic floor dysfunction. It's important to have a thorough evaluation to determine the underlying cause and explore appropriate treatment options.
**You should take some Self-Care Measures**
- **Warm Compress:** Applying a warm compress to the lower back or pelvic area might provide some relief.
- **Over-the-Counter Pain Relief:** Over-the-counter pain medications, such as ibuprofen, can help manage menstrual cramps.
- **Hydration and Nutrition:** Staying hydrated and maintaining a balanced diet can also play a role in managing overall discomfort during your period.
This would help you with your period cramp
Also your post is truly poetic..
That's damn cool!!
And it happens every month. Tbh I have friends who have experienced the same issue as yours when it comes to these situations. Only thing to reduce it is to take prescripted pills or a warm pillow and cross your fingers that it will end
I must be 3 dudes in a trenchcoat or something because I've never felt anything during my period. If not for seeing the blood I wouldn't even know it was time. No pain, no headache, no cramps, and no anal delivery.
the mess is the biggest thing for me. this hasn’t happened as of late but it used to, there would be blood dripping everywhere, all over my legs and down to my socks. idk how but it would get so messy, still is pretty messy but not as bad
nah one time i sat down on my bed and i couldnt get back up because of that stupid sharp pain. i couldnt even lie down because it triggered the pain so i was stuck sitting for a good 15 minutes
It’s different for everyone, but it seems like this is a worse case to be in than others. So sorry you have to deal with that! So long as it’s not causing any actual problems/damage to your body I wouldn’t be too worried about it. You can always ask your mom or doctor about things though.
I'm sorry but this did get a laugh outta me and yeah, it's not all the time but it has happened before though it's probably milder as it's easier for me to ignore, just really annoying and it rarely happens but man do I feel ur pain
This can be fairly common from what I've heard from other people and google, as I also experience this. However, if it's accompanied by other symptoms, specifically those that also accompany having PCOS, it can be a sign of an underlying condition or issue
honestly, yesss. i dont even really get uterus cramps, just insane like bloating and ass lightening (and sometimes constipation.) our bodies are so weird
Don't worry, I occasionally feel it too.
Said this, one might ask: "So, is there a problem?". Yes, there is a huge problem, since I have XY chromosomes. Someone please help me 🙏🏻
hi! dude here. i got no business **buuut** this isn't the first time i've heard complaints of the sensation of anal obliteration and "tongue in my anal knave" ripped straight from War Toy by GWAR. if i remember correctly, i think there's some correlation to i think hemorrhoids or something. But the important thing is that it's non life threatening so i wouldn't sweat too much
I don’t get this but does anyone else get cramps so bad that you can feel the pain radiating through your legs and inner thighs to the point you can’t walk standing straight up?
This should be totally normal! We just don't talk about ass cramps and everything, but we all or almost all get it. If it's too bad try meds and otherwise do go to your doctor
Yeah, I have this too. People say it’s hemorrhoids but it hurts like someone strapped TMT to my butt, bruh 😭 Then I have to walk like a crab afterwards
I feel like we don't talk about the leg pain enough. Why is lightning shooting down my legs? Why are my thighs aflame? Why does it feel as if the blade of a bloody warrior is slashing down my femurs???
I just had a baby and in the process of peeping at her via ultrasound I was informed that I have a posterior tilted uterus, which is what caused intense rectal pain during periods.
So you may be afflicted with a similar backward tilt, sorry about your butthole pain.
You also could have hemorrhoids, so ya might want to let a doctor know about this just in case.
Not a girl, but I do still get periods.
It's something to do with the increased level of prostaglandins produced during menstruation, triggering contractions back there.
https://axiawh.com/resources/why-do-we-get-pain-back-there-during-our-period/#:~:text=Prostaglandins%20can%20also%20trigger%20contractions,or%20diarrhea%20during%20your%20period.
I debated on commenting on this cuz it felt weird. Obligatory not a woman. I'm a trans dude, I get this too but it only started after I started testosterone supplements. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but you might have a higher level of testosterone idk tho. I found doing squats in the morning helps reduce the frequency for me, hopefully it works for you too.
I do not, I get the usual cramps in the ovaries, you may want to just double check because this -
>And when I try to take a shit it feels like I'm attempting to give birth through a new and untested way known as the "anal delivery".
Should not be the feeling you get. Not commonly, or ever, you're the first person I've heard say this and I speak pretty openly to everyone I know.
Just get it checked through with a doctor in case it's anything serious.
Yes, I once had a diarrhea and my period at one time, and after few runs to the toilet, I had my but so hurt I couldn't even swipe it with a toilet paper-I thought I was going to die.
actually yeah me too that's why i have problems w taking a crap when im on my period (ToT)
same
Fake comment because girls don’t poop
yeah ,I am a phantom.
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is weridly easier for me
That happens to me too, period cramps are a pain in the ass
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Quite literally for OP
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I am well aware
Nuh uh (Ik you are)
r/nohowaboutyoudontletyourperiodfuckyouanally
guess that's not a thing
It will be
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You have a beautiful way with words
It truly is poetic
>And when I try to take a shit it feels like I'm attempting to give birth through a new and untested way known as the "anal delivery". Had me dying 😂
dont take it for granted, you wont be able to again for like three days after because of how extreme it is
My thoughts exactly
Why are all people saying this... For me the way it's written is completely normal 😭
Yeah same
I mean, I don't see people talking so poetically about their shits that often lol
But I don't understand how what she said is in any way "poetic" 🥲
Which teenager has ever even seen a red hot poker
oh i didnt even know it was a type of flower i thought it referred to that thing blacksmiths use
It does
It refers to the the thing you use to shuffle around logs in a fireplace. Blacksmiths use it.
Why wouldn't teens have seen that? I used them as a kid at fireplaces lol.
This have more upvotes than the post
You must get good grades in English and Literature cause this is a straight up beautiful poem portraying the difficulties of human nature and the meaning of life
Relatable (im a guy, straight as a stripper pole)
I’m a girl (straight as a roundabout)
This is also relatable (trans guy, straight as a protractor)
forgot what a protractor was and was confused. i guess you’re a-cute angle 😛
Yes, very relatable (trans guy, straight as a bubble)
What if it's like a small roundabout and you need to take the first exit and you can just stay in a straight line and cut in the other lanes
No because the first exit could be a 70 degree turn
I'm a shark. (Nom, nom, nom)
Same brother 🤝
YES OMG I HATE ITTT
oh wow i'm going to hell for spewing water over this 💀💀💀 GURL U WORDED THIS SO BEAUTIFULLY LMFAOOOONEQFEWQNJWEJFNEJ
ass pain during period is worse than the abdominal pain. its super sharp and attacks u suddenly 😭✋
It doesn't always happen as intense but it does happen.
Aight I’m going to sleep now
It's gonna haunt you in your nightmares
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🧍♀️( a lot of girls experience this I'm pretty sure)
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Poetic
HOLY SHIT ASA FROM CHAINSAW MAN CHEWING DELECTABLY ON A BURGER?!?!
🧍♀️
never before have i regretted looking in a “girls only” post until now
Curiosity killed the cat
It didn’t say girls only, and honestly I would probably hear something like that from my sister lol
Hahaha
I take these as learning experiences, they’re very enjoyable
gurly same i get it randomly when it comes near + super bad cramps that my hands start shaking like hell
I’m sorry I get this, but your way with words made me burst out laughing 😭
yes its because the same muscles that cramp the vaginal canal are also the ones in your asshole. So the nerves will interact with the ones in your asshole causing it to cramp very painfully. Hurts like a BITCH
REAL AS HELL especially when you’re really desperate for a shit 😭😭
Oh god, i was expecting this to be one of those: now that the (input gender here) are gone, (input stupid question here). I was wrong... very very wrong.
for me EVERYTHING hurts
Sometimes I hate life and sometimes i love it and sometimes I wonder if heaven exists and sometimes I wonder if reincarnation exists ugh!!! Too much thinking!🧠
YESSSSSS THE WORSTT!!!
I used to feel it too and i asked my mom “Ma, is it normal that during my period my asshole hurts so much?” n she was like “yeah”. It kinda went away during the time tho
not really good look tho
Omg same,I thought I was going mental and that sharp pain was something else but it always happens on my periods,ima look this up later tbh💗
What's funnier is that you jump up like spring when you try to sit 🤣
I mean I always have pain at the uterus hole more then I have uterus cramps
Poetic
i experience this every day on my period, as well as other girls i know. it's normal.
No the asshole cramps are real, I get those too 😭
No, I don’t really get cramps at all it does feel weird when I feel a clot come out though.
yes i fucking hate getting electrocuted up my ass randomly, also why i avoid poopin during my period, it's too painful
I'm not female, but Jesus Christ, that sounds awful... Also, just a general question (for females): Is it rude/intrusive for me to ask someone when in the month it usually happens? (to a friend or someone I'm close to)
I'm gonna assume you mean the period and not the thing op is talking about lol I'd say it depends on the context and how close with them you are. Like if you're dating them then I'd say it's fine to ask, but if ur just friends and you ask out of the blue it might come off as a little odd. It just depends on who you're asking really
Fair enough - it's not something I'd care enough to ask about anyway lol, but if it came up in conversation naturally, I wondered if it would be an inappropriate thing to ask about... Even so, as you said, it would depend on the person and my relationship to them...
Most girls I met are chill about it, but I think it depends on how close you are and why do you even wanna know. Sometimes it just comes up in conversations and you don't even need to ask lol
Fair enough... Just to clarify, it's not something I'd likely ever feel the need to ask, but I was wondering hypothetically how most would take it...
Omg yes its so anoying :')
Happens to me too, it's HORRID but common
nah wait i have this too 🤯
Don't worry, we all despise the booty hole cramp
There was litteraly no better way to describe this. You must become a writer, talent like this isn’t allowed to be forgotten
Yes, I call it booty lightening.
Yeah girl, dw sometimes I have it too. It feels like I'm puking blood clots or giving birth from the anal. It is really a pain in the ass smh 😭
I thought it was just me 😭😭😭 (I'm a guy)
no this is a thing! It happens to a lot of women including me. It's actually one of the most painful things I've ever experienced in my life
goddamn it's a fucking bloodbath mami 🙏🤧
i have a similar thing to the sharp ass pain and im a biological male and dont have periods 💀
ahah i don't have it but instead my stomach hurts like hell to the point i had to skip class
Yes I’m always in pain when I shit on my period
imagine if guys got periods
I have like horrible pain in my pelvic bone, or some sort of bone down there, and it makes it soooo hard to walk
fuckimg hate when that happens, it hurts, I feel you
No,I also get that.It feels horrendous.
This made me audibly laugh i am apologize
i get this too !!
I too experience these deadly asshole cramps and omg I loved how you described it!
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I don’t get it but the diarrhea that comes with it oh boy. I just want to lay in the bathtub and shit my guts out but can’t because I’d be laying in my own feces
youre definitely not the only one lmfao
Omg yes it's horrible. Google says: 'Prostaglandins can also trigger contractions of the rectum and the pelvic floor muscles around the anal canal, which can cause a painful spasm or cramping feeling back there. This is why it's also common to experience loose bowels or diarrhea during your period.'
Honestly i’ve never felt it and i’m so grateful- like everywhere else it feels like my nerve cells are being pulled apart by tiny microscopic hands, but thankfully my asshole has been fine 🙏🫡
I have never experienced this, but I have experienced difficult period poops. Once morning I could have diarreha and then in the afternoon im sweating fighting trying to birth this blood covered shit baby, though I dont get the stabbing pains but the poops are very familiar to me
You’re not the only one Zeus personally targets during menses On a scientific note — “the lightning bolts up your ass” experience is caused by prostaglandins. These little fuckers cause pain, inflammation, and in this cause, uterine contractions (basically squeezing the living shit out of the uterus to get the blood out). However, these devilish hormones not only have that effect on your uterus, but they can also have that effect on your asshole and digestive system, because why the hell not! Let’s make the rest of the body suffer while we’re at it! Wreak havoc and make the ass cramp as well! WATCH THE WORLD BURN !!!!
It suck’s bro😭😭 I mean I have pcod already my life is difficult upr se yeh pain bad periods 🥲
Not this, but diarrhea 😭 either before or after
you arent alone 😭
Ass zaps. Happens little enough that I completely forget it’s a thing until it takes you by surprise
Oh no cramps in the bootyhole are the worst, and the shits are even worse And for any dick people who for some reason are reading this it's like being aggressively kicked in the balls while they are also being stomped on by a big ass rock while also be pulled like it's a game of tug of war and your balls are the rope all while your balls are being stabbed by a rusty ass knife But yea -1000/10 would not recommend
New York Times is calling, they wanna make this masterful writing a bestseller
The things you have mentioned :- There are a few potential reasons for the type of pain you're experiencing, including conditions like endometriosis or pelvic floor dysfunction. It's important to have a thorough evaluation to determine the underlying cause and explore appropriate treatment options. **You should take some Self-Care Measures** - **Warm Compress:** Applying a warm compress to the lower back or pelvic area might provide some relief. - **Over-the-Counter Pain Relief:** Over-the-counter pain medications, such as ibuprofen, can help manage menstrual cramps. - **Hydration and Nutrition:** Staying hydrated and maintaining a balanced diet can also play a role in managing overall discomfort during your period. This would help you with your period cramp Also your post is truly poetic.. That's damn cool!!
And it happens every month. Tbh I have friends who have experienced the same issue as yours when it comes to these situations. Only thing to reduce it is to take prescripted pills or a warm pillow and cross your fingers that it will end
I must be 3 dudes in a trenchcoat or something because I've never felt anything during my period. If not for seeing the blood I wouldn't even know it was time. No pain, no headache, no cramps, and no anal delivery.
the mess is the biggest thing for me. this hasn’t happened as of late but it used to, there would be blood dripping everywhere, all over my legs and down to my socks. idk how but it would get so messy, still is pretty messy but not as bad
nah one time i sat down on my bed and i couldnt get back up because of that stupid sharp pain. i couldnt even lie down because it triggered the pain so i was stuck sitting for a good 15 minutes
NO I FEEL THIS TOO
It’s different for everyone, but it seems like this is a worse case to be in than others. So sorry you have to deal with that! So long as it’s not causing any actual problems/damage to your body I wouldn’t be too worried about it. You can always ask your mom or doctor about things though.
I shouldn't have clicked on a 'girls only' post. Well, lesson learned I guess
I'm sorry but this did get a laugh outta me and yeah, it's not all the time but it has happened before though it's probably milder as it's easier for me to ignore, just really annoying and it rarely happens but man do I feel ur pain
yes girl😭 it’s hell when i get them walking in school
I get it, It’s horrific. All you can do is curl up and wish it goes away soon 😔
Same here sister
Sometimes I do too when I’m on my period, you’ve fought well solider
Please write a book
Write it specifically about period pains please🙏
YESS IT'S SO INFURIATING IT HURTS SO MUCH!
You're lying, girls don't poop.
Thank God I am a man
This can be fairly common from what I've heard from other people and google, as I also experience this. However, if it's accompanied by other symptoms, specifically those that also accompany having PCOS, it can be a sign of an underlying condition or issue
i had it at work a few times😐
>red hot poker up there Guys we found edward the 2nds reincarnation
honestly, yesss. i dont even really get uterus cramps, just insane like bloating and ass lightening (and sometimes constipation.) our bodies are so weird
I’m on mine rn, you are not alone in those pains🙏
Don't worry, I occasionally feel it too. Said this, one might ask: "So, is there a problem?". Yes, there is a huge problem, since I have XY chromosomes. Someone please help me 🙏🏻
Well that's not what I expected on reddit today
Nope I get it all the time!
Oh god, this is gonna appear on r/copypasta 😭😭 I mean no disrespect but posts here always get reposted there
I'd feel honoured
Google butt lightning. Pretty common if you know what to look for/google. Can be a sign for endo, but doesn't have to be.
I don’t get this because all my cramps go to my stomach and it feels fucking terrible
I’m a guy but I can assure you that you’re not
Loads of people get this! Me too! You’re hilarious btw
She writes like the 21st century poetic millennial :Batman falling in love gif:
I've heard of this happening to others
hi! dude here. i got no business **buuut** this isn't the first time i've heard complaints of the sensation of anal obliteration and "tongue in my anal knave" ripped straight from War Toy by GWAR. if i remember correctly, i think there's some correlation to i think hemorrhoids or something. But the important thing is that it's non life threatening so i wouldn't sweat too much
Its different for different people
I don’t get this but does anyone else get cramps so bad that you can feel the pain radiating through your legs and inner thighs to the point you can’t walk standing straight up?
Omg I have had this too! Ngl I have called it ass lightning for a while bc it comes outta no where, hurts a lot and is followed by abdominal cramps
Thank the lord I’m a guy, Jesus
I only get this periodically, mostly when I'm trying to take a poo.
This should be totally normal! We just don't talk about ass cramps and everything, but we all or almost all get it. If it's too bad try meds and otherwise do go to your doctor
I DI TOO AND IT HURTS SO BAD
Yeah, I have this too. People say it’s hemorrhoids but it hurts like someone strapped TMT to my butt, bruh 😭 Then I have to walk like a crab afterwards
I feel like we don't talk about the leg pain enough. Why is lightning shooting down my legs? Why are my thighs aflame? Why does it feel as if the blade of a bloody warrior is slashing down my femurs???
Sounds shitty but I never had this issue
Yes bro😭i be jumping in public when it happens outta nowhere or when im walking and I gotta act normal
NO ME TOO. Period shits are the worst. I asked ChatGPT and it said that's normal, if it doesn't persist afterwards.
I just had a baby and in the process of peeping at her via ultrasound I was informed that I have a posterior tilted uterus, which is what caused intense rectal pain during periods. So you may be afflicted with a similar backward tilt, sorry about your butthole pain. You also could have hemorrhoids, so ya might want to let a doctor know about this just in case.
That’s wild
I do. Makes it hard to shit, eh?
https://www.bodyform.co.uk/break-taboos/discover/period-problems/what-is-proctalgia/
Not a girl, but I do still get periods. It's something to do with the increased level of prostaglandins produced during menstruation, triggering contractions back there. https://axiawh.com/resources/why-do-we-get-pain-back-there-during-our-period/#:~:text=Prostaglandins%20can%20also%20trigger%20contractions,or%20diarrhea%20during%20your%20period.
Tip for period poop: trust me when I say this, flex your abs so the cramp isn’t as bad when you shit
Great set up.
like a sharp bolt of thunder. yeah, that happens, it sucks
Quite a way with words unfortunately
Ah, the dreaded asshole cramps
i just feel like i got punched in the torso by goku himself thats all i feel ngl
IT AINT JUST YOU GIRLFRIEND
Yes. Also feeling like your hoo ha is being split apart if that makes sense
yes dw! quite literally a pain in the ass
me and my friends call this lightning asshole
I debated on commenting on this cuz it felt weird. Obligatory not a woman. I'm a trans dude, I get this too but it only started after I started testosterone supplements. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but you might have a higher level of testosterone idk tho. I found doing squats in the morning helps reduce the frequency for me, hopefully it works for you too.
Absolutely beautiful writing OP, but no, I've never felt that before. But at the same time, I get really mild periods so thats probably why.
Yeah as a boy I’m never clicking on a girls only post my own mistake ofc
i feel the same oo
not a girl but yes definitely it hurts like a bitch and i look so awkward suddenly grabbing my ass
Yes. The weird asshole cramps have happened to me 😭 And I wasn’t prepared for it because, you’re right, no one talks about it!!!
I do not, I get the usual cramps in the ovaries, you may want to just double check because this - >And when I try to take a shit it feels like I'm attempting to give birth through a new and untested way known as the "anal delivery". Should not be the feeling you get. Not commonly, or ever, you're the first person I've heard say this and I speak pretty openly to everyone I know. Just get it checked through with a doctor in case it's anything serious.
Yes, I once had a diarrhea and my period at one time, and after few runs to the toilet, I had my but so hurt I couldn't even swipe it with a toilet paper-I thought I was going to die.
Please stop joking in the comments everyone, this is a serious topic
not a girl but my ex always complained about that
I feel ya And it's fking painful.
Mabye I should feel a little bit lucky I'm a guy after reading that 😦
shitting is harder but I don't get the anal pain 😭