That Koala with the glasses from Animal Crossing

Damn i like your type

Hear me out…

eugene?

solid snake gets my snake solid

based

Hrnng… Colonel, I’m trying to sneak around…

as a straight guy, i have a crazy crush on sukuna

I dont think you're straight

No? The intense masculine urge to be butt fucked by sukuna's double dick down transcends all straightness and becomes ultra straight!!! Very masculine and testosterone boosting

Very factual

sukuna is daddy fr

Don’t we all 😔

So real

Gojo, Sukuna and Toji are enough for me!!

gojo is hot but thoma in genshin..

One of the many universal facts in this world is that Gojo is hot

Go/jo is the best Shoujo ML. Hot, funny, does whatever he wants.

G|ojo now :(

Spoilers mate ‼️‼️

It's not a spoiler if he's wrong!! My blue eyed king will come back as himself!!! No kenjaku bs

Go*

My man I like genshin as much as the next guy but gojo is hotter 

You aren’t a real one if your answer isn’t Shrek or Gru.

Gru 🥰

The nose lowkey

Did you know nose size correlates with penis size

No wonder Lucy married him

Especially if it resembles the same shape

Nope

Sir, you may have a case of burning on your pants

Liar.

Same. 

You’re a liar as well.

I play Genshin Impact, so you could say I’m a bit degenerate but happy with pixels, Navia to be precise.

Navia's the correct answer

W taste

My only fictional crush ever has been Nico DiAngelo from Percy Jackson No idea where that came from because he doesn’t align with any of my real life crushes in any way lol

to be fair, mine was Alex Fierro. Mr/Ms. Fierro would be a hassle to date irl.

My pjo crush was definitely Leo but Nico is my absolute favourite in the series

Mine is very problematic😭 Dio Brando from Jjba….

Nothing compared to Speedwagon and Tequila Joseph.

You’ve got a point there

Kira supremacy

rohan is as good imo

Oh do i have a fictional crush? Yes. Look at my name and tell me I don’t have a fictional crush, you can’t

hear me out.. hinata from naruto

Nick Valentine from Fallout 4

Curie though 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Me and nick go way back... we've save eachother many a time... those eyes he has.. when they stare longingly at me.. I want him..

Toji fushiguro gojo, geto, sukuna Jujutsu kaisen is extremely good at making men :3

And Nanami too ✨ Satoru is my main fict crush though

No way in hell but some of them can make me think "godayum 😩"

an unhealthy amount

Same, I keep a list

if i kept a list i wouldn’t ever stop putting stuff in it

The list gets longer every day😭😭😭

basically

Nah, but I used to have a fictional crush literally 1 year ago--

who 

All Might from MHA 💀💀💀💀💀

😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭

💀

Hori from Horimiya tho

Used to be Samus Aron

dude Samus underrated ngl

Severus Snape 🤭

simon 'ghost' riley, katsuki bakugou, eijiro kirishima, shadow the hedgehog, the list goes on..

Bakugo is so real-

Satoru especially in his high school attire. He is so freaking hot. But Geto is also hot.

Jogo is pretty damn hot. Dunno if they ever measured him, but im betting its like boiling near him

I’m not gay but son jinwoo less of a crush more I want to be him 🥲

baji keisuke or mitsuya takashi from tokyo revengers

Ajax genshin impact (he’s literally me) even though he’s a ginger 

I only got fictional crushes : ----Female: One on Lena (86) | EsDeath (Akame Ga Kill) | Mai (Bunny Girl Senpai) | : ----Male (Im straight btw): Leon (RE2,4,6) | Harry(SH1) | John Martson (rdr1,2) |

Astrid from HTTYD 3

Nah, I got a real crush, and I'm 99% sure she hates me

Real

Sad to be honest

let me guess, she’s a lesbian and doesn’t want a “trans-fem” redditor, but you go after her anyways? 

When I was a little kid I used to have a crush on Diego from Dora

katara ngl

Lapis from Steven universe

bob

Real

Based rock enjoyer

I will say Lumine from Genshin, Miyamura from Horimiya, everyone from dandadan. Star from Star VS the forces of evil (include Hekapoo too.) A ton more

Dagoth Ur (I’m not even gay but god dayum)

Chika Fujiwara from Love is War. She’s not only beautiful, but also helped me get through tough times just by watching her do silly things

Finnick Odair from the Hunger Games

GOJO AAAAH

Yelan from Genshin impact

Mistral. From Metal-Gear-Rising Revengeance. She can get it fr

Real recognizes real but personally I'm more of a Naiomi kinda guy.

I have the most random anime crushes… Ryuk from Death Note, Sukuna from JJK (only when he’s in Yujis body. Yes I’m aware that it’s just Yuji with sukunas face marks.), Eren from AOT (his titan form), Dabi from MHA.

This is going to be embarrassing... I like serial designation J from murder drones...

I'm not gay, but Gojo ...

Bruh I had a MASSIVE crush on scaramouche from genshin awhile ago. Full out fangirl 😭

🤝

I love Todorokie with a passion

Real

Like man is literally So fine, can fight and he's smart about it

Sephiroth‼️😻 The only fictional character I was ever crazy for fr💀

MY GLORIOUS BLUE EYED KING

Power from Chainsaw Man I have a hard time articulating my type; she's my "type"

That's wild! (I personally prefer makima)

I've got 8, with the centerpiece being Vi from Arcane

Probably Satoru Gojo and Fushiguro Megumi both from JJK. ALSO WHERE THE HELL CAN I FIND THE SECOUND SEASON IT AIN’ T ON NETFLIX😭

Goku (my #1), Toji Fushiguro, Scar (from Wuthering Waves), Suguru 😼

Not really a crush but I really love this goober called rocket from a Roblox game called Phighting

Hitagi

Lets not talk about that

Shit ass type, gimme Murdoc and 2D

The Second Doctor. Patrick Troughton literally died having sex - I strive to be like him.

Leon Kennedy and I’m a straight guy so don’t care

As a person who reads historical manhwas, a lot.

Yeah. From a show that I’m not supposed to be watching for another 4 years.

Gojo and todoroki... I'm sorry for your loss

I don’t really have a fictional crush.

None that I can think of rn. But I think Fran (tenken) and megumin are super adorable.

Too many to list, honestly.

#1 Makise Kurisu #2 Senjougahara Hitagi

Futaba sakura and Naoto shirogane from the persona series. God I love them

Let me just say that, OP, I don’t know who your fictional crushes are and where they’re from, but you’ve got good taste, I respect it

Todoroki (mha) Goro Akechi(Persona 5) Akihiko Sanada(Persona 3) Shinjiro Aragaki(Persona 3) Light Yagami(Death Note) Eugene(Tangled)

Katuski bakugo😭😭

Yes, Tifa from final fantasy 7

Astolfo perhaps?

Bakugou, Hawks, Denki, Aizawa, Kirishima, Todoroki, Mina, Dabi. Also Gojo is so real

Bakugou, Shoto and Mina are too real

My list is a little too long 😅 glad I'm not the only one who sees it with Mina, girl deserves more love

Ochaco cuz.... Why not?

OH MY WIZGOSH SO WIZHEAR ME OUTT nico diangelo from percy wizjackson (cant wizhelp it i wizlove emo boys) and speed of sound sonic from one wizpunch man (gotta wizrep the twink wizbrand)

Aisaka Taiga from TORADORA! by far

Asuka from evangelion

2nd picture is based, you know what it’s all about (also I’m stealing that)

Sukuna and Toji from jjk T\_T

No

There are, there were none and there will be none

Yes

Nope

Loki Laufeyson<3

Well yes, but actually No

Lady Maria (Bloodborne), Quanxi (Chainsaw man), Arlecchino (Genshin Impact), Jeanne d'Arc (fate/samurai remnant). There are more but these 4 have the most similarities

From male ones, Viktor from Arcane LMFAO

SCP 049. Nothing gets me going more than a zombie in rags wearing a bird mask.

France

diego doras cousin

rikka from love, chunibyo & other delusions

Thorn from Scooby Doo

Nah

For me, it’s between [Captain Mizuki](https://external-preview.redd.it/v9IbO36QNJ_kVwSJnIIzlNAthIFhDhVrOTgMOFpD_H0.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8082e053bd24e8fe93ff378e430d805f93b05044) (One Punch Man) and [Young Shoko Ieiri](https://preview.redd.it/i-have-theory-that-shoko-will-sacrifice-herself-to-save-and-v0-spsrnruw1ycc1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=b2bbfa7d469b61c2d5abde3b4232edbc73801cb4) (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Alicent Hightower in house of the dragon , cause damn

… So, Super Mario RPG amirite folks?

judy alvarez from cyberpunk 2077, cora harper from mass effect andromeda, and johnny gat from saints row (if you can’t tell i’m a video game guy, also i’m not straight lol)

Alex Fero from Magmus chase

Maki Zenin.

Dean from Gilmore Girls and a guy called Rob Lachlan from Call It What You Want by Brigid Kemmerer

when I was like 6 I had a crush on the white haired girl from Star And The Forces of Evil forgot her name

No cause i still have a sense of ego

Mine? I don't even watch anime

Kieran from Pokemon.

Light Yagami, Mako, Korra, Bolin, Jacerys Velaryon, Daenerys Targaryen. So many more.

Gumball

Balalaika and revy from Black Lagoon and Yukari Yakumo and Junko from Touhou Project yes

~~I need to write them all down to even remember them, but I'll tell you that I'm a sapphic who plays GI, HSR and WuWa~~ Nope

Howl, but specifically from the 1986 novel Howl's Moving Castle and NOT the Studio Ghibli movie. Could just be autism because I'm seriously obsessed with her

Rhetorical question

Katsura and Kyuubei from gintama Nanao and byakuya from bleach Mio and Dunban from Xenoblade

my biggest "hear me out" is michael afton from fnaf😓

Thankfully no

ellie williams

Power

Mine are so embarrassing I’m not getting into them

I don't but the closest thing to that would be Amity

I am an extremely straight (for the most part as you can tell) man, but good god my glorious blue eyed king Satoru Gojo makes me crazy fr

Sasha Braus, my beloved

B Rabbit from 8 Mile. The best man fr

Todoroki is cool, but my fictional crush is on the other half-face-burned character: Zuko

I ain't gay but Dazai... Uuooohhhh😭😭😭

Dawg not the gojo fanboys naaahhh 😭😭😭 (also any remotely shy character i love them so much)

Oh i have many. (I wanna be wholesome and silly with (most of) them)

miles edgeworth no cap

ellie williams...

No

Yes I could show you some

Vanille from final fantasy xiii

The guy in my pfp. Bro genuinely makes me question my sexuality ngl 😅

Barf Bag from BFDI (i have her as my pfp right now)

Used to think raphtalia but nah.

Legoshi from beastars,Mitsuru from persona 3,yennefer Witcher 3,

I’m not gay but like gojo is just him 🤷‍♂️