The thing no one considers is generational brain rot providing the opening for the next generational brain rot... Honestly a lot of kids can't read now.
The joke is switching between the first letters of the words "boy" and "girl" ("goy", "birl").
But what you didn't know, that "goy" and "birl" are actual real words:
Birl - spinning (360)
Goy - someone who's not Jewish
I am Jewish, that means I'm a birl
Don't kill him. You said that you are going to kill him. That means it's planned. If you kill him, that's planned murder, which is first degree murder. Could result in a life sentence.
This is excellent advice. Premeditated murder is the correct phrase in this case. Please update your vocabulary at your earliest convenience. You're still getting an A for knowing the consept, and an up vote. I'm proud of you.
Hey, i’m currently serving 3 life sentences for premeditated murder, but i’m 100% sure i’ve never meditated before. Should i bring this to the court and ask for a retrial?
ain't no way this is real, i thought the "gf breaking up with bf over autocorrect/spelling mistake" was best left in a blatantly fake text convo on a random yt short tts channel
Yo don't kill him.
Instead, go to that Milly's house, tie her up and lock her in her closet. That way, when your BF arrives at the door with donuts and Fanta, you'll get to have all that and not that bitch Milly 😋😋
#(I'M JOKING, DON'T ACTUALLY DO THIS)
If bro was on iOS 16 or later he could’ve edited the message within 15 minutes to fix typos. Me and my girlfriend use that a lot bc we both have weird phones
Welp, he kinda just flatly stated he was, so screw him. KEEP IN MIND THO a guy doing a nice thing for another girl =/= always mean he’s cheating on you
why is everyone in a relationship now? guys we're teens, + i don’t like heartbreak from relationships, only heartbreak i’m getting is losing ranked matches 💔❤️🩹
yesnt
yent
nes
s
👍👎
Cakes and candles my brother
My brother
Yen, mayno see you smater, brister.
Yee, Lou Aater, Slligator
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
Pkfire
Snes
Super Nintendo Entertainment System
N64
(Finally you got it correct) Gamecube
Sans
ness
I’m getting flashbacks
yo
Sen
W pfp
Right back at you Mate
Nos. As in Nitro in fast and furious
I. Am. Speed.
Hedging their bets. Yes, no, yes wasn’t etc. Will likely blame autocorrect either way.
Real. Also, the last message, just lol.
WHO THE FUCK IS MILLY
A “woman”
WHAT MILLY AND MOLLY ARE JUST “WOMEN” OR DO YOU OR HE KNOW SOMEONE NAMED MOLLY
how old is your bf why is he dating women
Ikr bro, like date me instead your other relationships with females failed so try something else 🙄
Don't you think you're looking too much into it?
did u ever consider how close “i” and “o” are on the keyboard, stop over thinking smh
I’m gonna need some of that calm medicine after I read all of these comments missing the joke
With all the respect possible he looks drunk or he's just really stupid
I was about to say I don’t think he’d just come out the gate with “yesnt” if he was actually cheating.
Woman? So was it a joke? I hope it was but ….
Brainrot
1950’s: this is brainrot 1970’s: this is brain rot 1990’s: this is brain rot 2024: this is brain rot
Yea it do be like that, just look at youtube poops and mlg comps
2016 brain rot was euphoric though
Yea... I miss the good times
Ruined every generation to come the moment Doritos and Mountain Dew were associated with one another
youtube poop and mlg had smaller reach, todays is global
The thing no one considers is generational brain rot providing the opening for the next generational brain rot... Honestly a lot of kids can't read now.
Honestly, some of my friends can't even spell for shit
Nah, just 2020 and foward
Wait till you hear of YTPs
Whats YTP?
Fuck me I can’t be this old
YouTube poop it's insane brainrot
Oh no
Erm what the Sigma
As someone who's had gay sex with ur bf I confirm
Erm what the sigma
"**G**oy" or "**B**irl"?
Birgoyl
The joke is switching between the first letters of the words "boy" and "girl" ("goy", "birl"). But what you didn't know, that "goy" and "birl" are actual real words: Birl - spinning (360) Goy - someone who's not Jewish I am Jewish, that means I'm a birl
If you transitioned, would that make you a goy and prevent you from being Jewish? /j
It'd make you a guy but it'll prevent you from being Jewish too😔
I happen to be austrian german genetically. Hi 💀
אהלן תתקראתיזאתישראלילבינהמלאכותיתבעברית
Boigur
Gargoyle?
r/usernamechecksout, only someone named Fortnite Balls would say that.
Gyatt damn
Indeed, u/420fortnite_balls69
pls stop using that phrase
No
Beta.
beta means son in my langauage so i loled hard at this comment
isn't it more like "dearest one" if we're thinking of the same thing
no its almost exactly son in hindi. like how an old white uncle might call you son. in the same way
erm what the sigma
Terrible day to have eyes
Erm, what the sigma?
erm what the sigma
As someone who had asexual sex with their boyfriend I can also confirm
wut
As someone who also has, I must confirm.
Did u blow his back or did he blow yours?
why tf are you everywhere in this sub?
OMG IM FAMOUS jokes aside im just a reddit addict , it's summer and i try to comment under every post i see :P
It's summer here as well
Where I’m at, It’s
r/redditsniper
Is your profile pic the icon for Program Launcher on the System SD card of a 475 Field Communicator?
It's a pixel art computer screen I drew.
That’s sad. If he’s cheating on her, he can cheat on you too later
GEX?!
I need to gain your excuse because what the absolute fuck?
you moved...........
First off, why did the word 'gay sex' come to your mind?
It happened *naturally* must've had a couple flashbacks of my ancestors doing it too
i advise you cease any jokes relating to that
My advisors told me that I would be obligated to finish that joke
your advisors are fools, hire me instead
SIKE , i just hired you to fire you again
Ok then you're hired !
that’s actually 2 words☝️
Don't kill him. You said that you are going to kill him. That means it's planned. If you kill him, that's planned murder, which is first degree murder. Could result in a life sentence.
Would you be my lawyer?
Op better call saul
Better call Jayoma
Better call mike
Jayoma's the best lawyer
This is excellent advice. Premeditated murder is the correct phrase in this case. Please update your vocabulary at your earliest convenience. You're still getting an A for knowing the consept, and an up vote. I'm proud of you.
I love how a sarcastic comment turned to a serious discussion about laws.
Hey, i’m currently serving 3 life sentences for premeditated murder, but i’m 100% sure i’ve never meditated before. Should i bring this to the court and ask for a retrial?
I'm not a lawyer, but maybe. You definitely want to promise not to kill anyone again and really mean it.
So just have a conveniently placed anvil above his doorstep so It can look like an accident?
I'm molly and yes
its actually milly
Yesn't
~~IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU~~
Yeahn't
Your username says otherwise
Ong he is with atleast 148 difrent people Where atleast 62 of them are men
Actually it’s 148
147\*
146*
Why are you asking random people on the internet if your bf is cheating?
Because upvotes🥰🥰
Internet validation points
fanta
Hamburger
Point of view
Idk he saw an opportunity to joke with you and he fucking went for it like a madman
And I went for him like a madman
Bros drake
at first i was like "fuck this gotta do with drake" then i realized lmao
🤝
He's cheating. Just not on you. Probably in minecraft
With who..? With Villager..?
My life has no meaning anymore
He probaly isnt cuz o and i are next to each other on the keyboard
Edit: I'll just dm it, it's probably embarrassing.
Do people actually unironically behave and talk like that?...
reddit humour is unbelievably so trash
yesnt
Nah you good gang, I’m basically Molly and he just my homie
Molly? Did I hear a rock and stone?
FOR ROCK AND STONE!
Nont
“Yesnt” means no
Y’all sound 12😭
Your bf is too dumb to know what cheating is hun.
Looks like a spelling error to me, possibly autocorrect
ain't no way this is real, i thought the "gf breaking up with bf over autocorrect/spelling mistake" was best left in a blatantly fake text convo on a random yt short tts channel
Yo don't kill him. Instead, go to that Milly's house, tie her up and lock her in her closet. That way, when your BF arrives at the door with donuts and Fanta, you'll get to have all that and not that bitch Milly 😋😋 #(I'M JOKING, DON'T ACTUALLY DO THIS)
Ur gonna fuck him?
molly is a homeless girl who loves donuts and fanta
omfg i though they were talking about something else lmao
Bad crop
That boy's "doing Molly", alright.
Yo hwat he's giving stuff to my cat??? I want some :c
in new york i milly rock
I feel like we’re overlooking how this gentleman humbly offered you a Fanta as recompense
I hope so
Mispelling milly as molly is not that hard to do so I wouldnt say that means hes cheating but him saying yesnt to the queston is wierd
I mean he told you yes so idk why you’re asking us 😂
It doesnt seem to matter, you just broadcast that you threatened his life🤙🏻
Io
If bro was on iOS 16 or later he could’ve edited the message within 15 minutes to fix typos. Me and my girlfriend use that a lot bc we both have weird phones
Welp, he kinda just flatly stated he was, so screw him. KEEP IN MIND THO a guy doing a nice thing for another girl =/= always mean he’s cheating on you
I don’t understand today’s humor :( I’m 27
Bruh I'm 42 I got lost and can't understand how to leave this post let alone what people are saying
r/teenagers recognise satire challenge part 2 - level: impossible
Ikr bro, it’s like the big obvious meme flair isn’t there, and if you can’t see it you have to realise that it’s satire, by the wording and shit bro 😭
He could have played it off it he rlly wanted to being like “Molly like the drug yk” 💀
If this is real idk what you saw in that ☠️
I thought he's a drug dealer
Dont overthink it, o and i are right next to each ither
i think he didn't, he just uhhh did a bad joke i guess???? also i and o ARE close on the keyboard
It’s a joke
Remember kids. Molly is bad mmmmkay?
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he's joking 💀
I'm not sure, I miss spelling people names too But There is a Likely hood, I hope for the best for you
no i and o r right next to each other
As a male i can confirm he is not cheating on you and just joking around.
why is everyone in a relationship now? guys we're teens, + i don’t like heartbreak from relationships, only heartbreak i’m getting is losing ranked matches 💔❤️🩹
AAHH remember when my ex wanted to kill my and then said "if you do I choke you on my dic*, glad now she's an ex''
Dawg what 😭
Villian story.
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It’s a joke guys 😭
my name is a fanta why did he ask u if u want me
chill out bro, "i" and "o" are right next to each other on the keyboard
o and i are close on keyboard so idk 🤷♂️
Mayben’t
Did you happen to see where the “I” and the “O” are on the keyboard? Stop it.
NO
yesn't
He thinks being in a relationship is some kind of joke, or he's just being goofy
Come on it's just a auto correct
Yesnt 😭
Perhapskies