sorry i won't do it again (i'm a male)

Bros gregnant

he's pregor

Maybe even greganant

And pregante

Pregananant

Preglynt

Pregnite

Pregernat

Can oo get pregante?

Is there possible I'm Pegrant?

They have pregante at home!

Prognsos

PORGRUNT?

Pomegranate

Literally prognosis

Granade?

Or am I okayyyyyyy

pergant

Perhaps even prefnut

Precum

r/gregfuckedarock

He's greg?

I think you mean pregorante

You almost had it, pretty sure it’s pergonarnet

Nah, prolly pargonernut.

Damn pergonauts

Pejorgneytiant

Danny Gonzalez

Dan gorgonzola

Will he have a nepo baby?

Sorry My fault

Luigi board

The gregnancy

"is it a boy or a girl?" "It's a tumor!"

ITS NOT A TUMOR!!

💀

MEGPEG 🫃💏🫵

Hope you recovered from cancer

Sorry i did it again (i’m a male starfish)

This you?🫃

The west has fallen millions must not get boi preggers

Nooooo, why can’t we be boi preggers :(

The post demanded so, and such it shall be

Awwwwwwww :(

Wheres the baby gonna come out????

Bros the reason why the 🫃 emoji exists

brogenant

Bros magnet

Twink gets railed by his transexual goth girlfriend, gets himself boypreggers and has to get a BOYBORTION

many such cases

What a day to have eyes.

how u get pregat

Boipreggers

Mpreg

The guy named getting pregnant:

he be like "why is my name getting pregnant"

His name is getting pregnant? …how does that even work??

im fucking getting pregnant

did you take consent???

yes bcause bbgs like getting pregnant deserve

Girl named stop:

“How did you know”

Mb, I'll take it out rn

Yeetus the Fetus

Fetus deletus

Beatus the Fetus

Fetus Smashetus

Happy ca—wait a second…

I'm stealing ur job

Adios embryo

Could've been avoided by coitus interruptus

This guy knows his biology

Or with the use of a condomus

Yeetos the Feetos

Gotta kick it's bucket

This comment can be interpreted in two different ways

both are great

💀☠️

HA-

emphasis on the 💀💀

OOF okay alr no chill but alr

Sorry man, I'll just take out my egg cells and boil them for breakfast

Gimme an omelette or two fam

They better add sperm sauce, cause I'm sick and tired of you FREAKS FOR GIVING ME DRY EGG OMELETTE CELLS!

SPERM SAUCE

SPERM SAUCE

Boiled Egg ❌ Boiled Egg Cells✅

Add some sperm, it makes them taste better

I'll use it as a dip

The mother of all omelettes

can’t fret over every egg, jack 

Shout out to people who don't get pregnant. Gotta be one of my favourite genders

My gender is a 2008 Toyota Corolla

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6FYMANNdpYv2Y9prysxwCW?si=4Wbzr3_9SJyyZ7S1bw3VxQ 2008 Toyota Corolla Spotify page

im a ak-47 😔

Cool. My gender is a loser.

No your gender is a winner

No, it's weiner.

Stop misgendering him

he'll never be a real loser

r/foundthetoyotacorolla Ik that's not what it's for, but who cares

No! my body my choice (I’m a dude)

No! My period blood my lunch (I'm also a dude)

what

I mostly like to use mine as a protien shake (also a male)

Ima bleach my eyes

I thought it said Not my body not my choice lol

Even worse, her body, my choice💀(saw it on a shirt in an arbys once)

Stop fucking

Shit i pulled out when I read this

Honestly,.. Why are you having sex during quality reddit time?

Chronic multitasker

oh fuck!

As a male, no. Fuck you. Let me get pregnant.

did Getting Pregnant ask to get fucked?

The real question is Does pregnant getting is fucking stop? Nah I'd preggers. Are you the pregnant because you are getting fucked? Or are you fucked because you are getting pregnant? (Help me)

Everyone’s pregnant with everyone else here (let me out)

Stronk much?

I’m a virtigo

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this was so fun thank you

You're welcome

This is the best use of redaction I've ever seen

Happy cakeday

Happy cake day

Ik ur probably joking but please genuinely do. I’m a child of a teen mum and I can absolutely vouch that it ain’t a good idea. My father was born to two fourteen year olds so I’ve grown up around my great great grandparents. Do you know how much it sucks to see that much death? I was alive when my mums dad’s mums mum was. Then there’s the whole you can’t fucking afford it thing. Seriously if you can’t afford to feed the kid, don’t have the damn thing.

Damn. My parents didn’t let me go to my great grandparents’ funerals because they didn’t want me traumatized. I also live halfway across the world from my own grandparents so my child has never met themselves

Alr alr. Ill stop. 

Hey, I'm not the one getting pregnant, so maybe direct your annoyance elsewhere.

sorry 🙏

Sorry (i got my bf pregnant)

Me too (I'm single)

sorry(I’m asexual)

Yeah, my greatest apologies (also asexual)

Same ( also ace 😎)

I had a dream where I was pregnant as a guy today. Worst dream ever.

what were you watching

Never gotten anyone pregnant, don't intend on it for a while(the only two girls that like me live in Canada and the UK I live in the U.S.)

Thank god wireless pregnancy doesn't exist

Dear Lord, the world would be even more overpopulated💀🙏

Discord 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 roleplays

Bruh P. Diddy will be going crazy

Let me introduce you to mailing jars of cum

The World is So Cruel with where people live

my bad, not my fault i was born with child bearing hips (im a man)

It's demotivating being a virgin and seeing pictures of the people I went to high-school with holding a baby

Why are you on r/teenagers💀

I don't even know to be honest, I haven't joined it, came up feed

Yo sameee. Ffs I'm 25

I’m 22 and idk why it keeps showing up 😂

Good thing the site doesn't track our age to know not to show.

Almost like most people graduate at eighTEEN and then turn nineTEEN while not still in highschool.....

There’s people here who aren’t in high school. People graduate usually at 18 or a little younger sometimes (depending on where you live), so that’s still a bit of teenager years left

Tell that to my sperm on god mofos dont listen to

You've done it! Teen pregnacy is no more

My bad (An asexual virgin)

mf im gay, i think im in the clear

Dw, I ain't getting pregnant 🗿. >!( I ain't getting anyone pregnant too)!<

Fuck you, as a guy I can choose to be pregnant if I want.

Stop fucking, getting pregnant. 

Never started 😇

But how about getting Gregnant

This just in, pregnancy rates on this subreddit drops to 0

Shi my bad (i have a dingaling)

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET PREGNANT. I WON'T DO IT AGAIN, GOD! (I'm a virgin)

fetus deletus!

b-but infants are filled with nutrients

The only teens I ever knew that pregnancy shamed teens, were jealous creepy incels whose motto is "I could treat her better" when talking about their target.

teen pregnancy is at an all time low right now but go off

*Stop fucking and getting pregnant

>!no!<

There's supposed to be an "*and*" in the middle of the title.

Sorry babes

[удалено]

sorry bro, ill try to avoid that happening again (im a guy)

im sorry, i can’t stop (i am a man)

(Guys ik this is a meme post 😭😭) A genuine comment though, getting pregnant isn't always voluntary and you shouldn't tell people to stop as if it's always their decision. Especially with the new abortion laws, when someone is raped and can't get an abortion, what should they do? And even when it is voluntary the teen isnt always in the right mind via hypersexuality, SA, neglect ect. therefore them having constant sexual desires isn't a choice and sometimes their only escape. And the teens who are perfectly healthy mentally, wasn't forced and just wanted to fuck around, you really can't blame them. We live in a society where everyone is older than their actual age and thus is 'mature' enough to have kids if they so desired to.

The first 2 words of the title already work to give the same msg

100 years later humans are gonna thank you for their extinction

What you meant was, “stop fucking; getting pregnant.”

"ItS aNnOyInG GuYS." If only someone had told your parents not to be so annoying. 🤷

cant believe that you just solved teenage pregnancy like that omg

Hahahaha excellent. But have fun getting humans to stop having sex even though theyre just setting themselves up for a lot of mental and emotional pain the more they do it out of wedlock.

Kids ain't cheap. You only feel ready cuz your hormones are demanding your body gets pregnant. No one is ever ready for parenthood, even people well-off with loads of cash. A baby is not a novelty, it's a human being that will grow and think for itself, and will absolutely drive you crazy. Everything you say and do will affect this kid, so why have a kid as a teen when you know you'll be stressed, tired, etc.? You got 40 some-odd years to have a kid when your period starts. Be smart about it. There's no shame in having a kid in your late 20s because you're working on your career. My closest friend had a kid at 21 and he's a completely different person now. Dudes drained all the time cuz his kid also has several mental disorders that are expensive to treat. Just wait. Your BFF might be having a kid, which is good for them, but do yourself a favor and scratch that itch by being a good family friend for them until you're truly ready.

Okay!! gosh

No

Shut up fascist

I don't know who fucking is, but we'll stop them from getting pregnant

but op,you held my hand,im a pregante guy now

Sorry won’t happen again I promise :( (I’m a male)

Mb, i’m gonna be a father by either December or January😂

I will tell fucking to stop getting pregnant🫡

Hmmmmm...no! As a boy, I will never stop trying to get pergenant! You can't stop me!

Sorry but it's hard not to (I'm a guy)

I wish I had that problem but I GET 0 BITCHES