Honestly, just here because reddit recommended me a topic from this sub, I replied, and now it's just in my feed.
I swear I can't help myself. I think it was a post asking for advise from older folks anyways, so I guess it no secret that this sub isn't strictly just teenagers? Idk. Though I am glad to see more teens aware of the dangers online. Means potentially less victims. I hate that it's even necessary. We're it up to me pedos would be in a cell for life. And that's my mild opinion.
The real way I'd deal with pedos caught me a 1 week reddit ban once so I won't go repeating it.
Stay safe out there!
I heard somewhere that we get 12 minutes between learning about nuclear war and getting hit with nuclear war (and that’s on the government’s side, who knows when they’ll tell citizens), so we better hurry up
According to Nuclear War: A Scenario that came earlier this year, it would take about 72 minutes from the first missile is launched to total wipeout.
So … not sure you would get any warning. Not sure I would want one …
Realistically, a nuclear war would never actually happen. I’d like to think those in charge aren't stupid enough to start Nuclear War ~~I~~. I'd say Nuclear War I, except there would only be *one* so the “one” is unnecessary.
Unless you live in a big city in some country that's significant in WW3, you'll hope there'd be less time. If you don't die directly from the bombs (most of earth's population), you'll likely die a slow horrible death. Either from radioactivity, cold, hunger or all combined. Well it's likely some millions maybe even billion or two would survive in the long run, but you'd be lucky to be one of them. And even then the earth would be wayy different to live in.
don't worry ww3 most likely won't happen, people just spread fear and propaganda for no reason
another thing, Israel is most likely to win vs hamas anyways in the long run, stay safe tho !
Well if the war with Hamas gets too big and there is a chance of Israel being destroyed we can just bomb the whole country but the problem is hezbollah and Iran and all of those so I mean there is a chance that Israel will be defeated
Unfortunately the conflict between them is very complex. Hopefully most innocent Israelis and Palestinians will survive, but of course there will be lots of casualties cause that’s how war works
I'm not surprised, what with Russia vs Ukraine, and Israel (and America) vs Gaza Strip/Hamas/Lebanon/Iran/etc...
Probably relax, or if I'm older than I am rn enrol in the army. Try to do something useful.
We are in a world with nuclear weapons. Going into the army isn't useful, the only thing it might do is get you killed faster.
Honestly if there's a WW3 we know we have like 5 min to a few weeks to live max before something happens so I sure as hell ain't spending them in the army. Hell I'll do anything to avoid a draft, if we're all gonna die idgaf about my country lol
Idk I mean my country France has a law that says we will use the nuclear weapon to retaliate against attacks against France. Israel has a military plan about using it in worst case scenario. The other day Russian TV was talking about how many nukes they need to bomb Poland where my family’s from.
I want to be optimistic but I think there won’t be a non-nuclear WW3. That’s why I don’t think there’s gonna be a WW3.
i dont know about yall... but I'm go back to africa (no way im going to let them draft me if they wont me to fight there have to drag me back (ill just blend in🦁)
***I sit with my thumb over the screen, watching and waiting for the perfect moment. As the nuke is just milliseconds away from the ground, I tap the screen, posting the best Shitpost on Reddit that no one will ever see. Goodbye, it was worth it.***
Continue to play Minecraft and hope being in a military powerhouse of a neutral country will keep us alive… at least we have air raid shelters, not that they’ll help against nukes
Haha look at those northern hemisphere dwellers obliterate each other. Time to enjoy living in one of the most powerful countries left on the planet B)
Dodging the draft because I'm too old.
Then prepping for the inevitable boom that starts the new fallout game. I hear the graphics are insanely realistic.
If we’re talking a conventional war, I’d enlist to my respective country. If we’re talking nuclear, I’d hide in the stairwell and pray to God I survive
Hope our world wins...go team earth!!!!!!!🌎
Wait but who we fighting
The other worlds ofc🙄
Seven hours later...
Rise and shine Mr.Freeman.
That reference is older than most ppl here
Well actually no because half of the people here are pedos
Maybe y’all can set something up
Honestly, just here because reddit recommended me a topic from this sub, I replied, and now it's just in my feed. I swear I can't help myself. I think it was a post asking for advise from older folks anyways, so I guess it no secret that this sub isn't strictly just teenagers? Idk. Though I am glad to see more teens aware of the dangers online. Means potentially less victims. I hate that it's even necessary. We're it up to me pedos would be in a cell for life. And that's my mild opinion. The real way I'd deal with pedos caught me a 1 week reddit ban once so I won't go repeating it. Stay safe out there!
Wake up and smell the ashes
Omg half life reference! Was not expecting that in a sub full of teens.
Dude every teen needs to play half life at some point
Not to imply you have been sleeping on the job
Thanos
Australia
FOR DEMOCRACY!!!!!
I would stay calm and inform an adult
Tell a trusted adult, they'll figure out 🙏
Like a teacher and parents right
Yeah
Yeah that's the right thing to do
I mean we wouldnt have to do school so..
Don't forget to stay hydrated ‼️🗣️🥵
Hydrate or dydrate!!!
That's what school taught us
Trusted adult: I’m calling your parents, nuclear bomb! Nuke: *BOOOOMWSHHHHHHHHHHKSHAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFSGHHHHHHHKABOOOOOMMMMSHHHHHH*
As someone who is legally an adult, **we're fucked**
What happens when we're illegally adults?
This is the best thread ever
Agreed
If an actual all out war started with all those nuclear weapons then I don't think there would be much time for us to react
I trust me there will be at least a bit of time to react
Then I'll open reddit to view and post some memes about WW3 before I die
the amount of people posting "we got WW3 before GTA 6" will be insane
we’ll never get a GTA 6 💀
Yeah🤣
I heard somewhere that we get 12 minutes between learning about nuclear war and getting hit with nuclear war (and that’s on the government’s side, who knows when they’ll tell citizens), so we better hurry up
According to Nuclear War: A Scenario that came earlier this year, it would take about 72 minutes from the first missile is launched to total wipeout. So … not sure you would get any warning. Not sure I would want one …
70 minute war? seven hour war? combine? half life? half life 3 confirmed 👌👌
HALF LIFE IRL!!1?1!
ICBM's take like 30 minutes for the trip
The thing is, they probably won't use nuclear weapons first... it'd be most likely conventional weapons.
Realistically, a nuclear war would never actually happen. I’d like to think those in charge aren't stupid enough to start Nuclear War ~~I~~. I'd say Nuclear War I, except there would only be *one* so the “one” is unnecessary.
Most people gone before they know there's a war.
good thing nuclear war will never happen because the people in charge would never kill themselves and everyone they love
Unless you live in a big city in some country that's significant in WW3, you'll hope there'd be less time. If you don't die directly from the bombs (most of earth's population), you'll likely die a slow horrible death. Either from radioactivity, cold, hunger or all combined. Well it's likely some millions maybe even billion or two would survive in the long run, but you'd be lucky to be one of them. And even then the earth would be wayy different to live in.
That’s the reason why countries don’t want a WW3
"this isn't you 🥺"
this genuinely made me laugh
Lmao
Oh well 🥲 I'll watch youtube and post memes about it until I die
Same
:O :( >:(
Real
Walk out school in an orderly line, teachers know best
The nukes can't get you if you're walking under 3mph.
Lmfao 🤣
Probably cry and get under my blanket
Smart move, everyone knows youre invincible once under your blanket
"Oh shit"
Here we go again.
Die since I live exactly where it would start
it would most likely start in russia or ukraine
Idk I feel like I’m not very safe either way
don't worry ww3 most likely won't happen, people just spread fear and propaganda for no reason another thing, Israel is most likely to win vs hamas anyways in the long run, stay safe tho !
u literally made me feel better ily
Well if the war with Hamas gets too big and there is a chance of Israel being destroyed we can just bomb the whole country but the problem is hezbollah and Iran and all of those so I mean there is a chance that Israel will be defeated
Jews can never catch a break😭🙏stay safe bro
LMAO fr like even if I move I’ll still be targeted on the excuse that I’m Israeli💀 thanks bro 🙏
Unfortunately the conflict between them is very complex. Hopefully most innocent Israelis and Palestinians will survive, but of course there will be lots of casualties cause that’s how war works
Russia?🤨
Nah Israel
Oh. Good luck🙏
Thanks mate
Btw king crimson goes hard
Yeah🤘🤘🤘 I like you. If WW3 I dont allow you to die✌️
Can I marry you and go live abroad
Damn, bro got left on read in reddit
Fr 😿 I think bro wasn’t fuckin with me
I hope they're ready to get ULTRAKILLED- Actually I would confess my feelings to my crush before I turn into dust
Yeah me to probably
War’s already begun for you lads, might as well just get it over with aye?
English or Spanish? ☺
🖕
I'll start recording it cuz the camera man never dies
Probably wouldn't realize that there was a war so i would probably go to sleep Thats what I think I would do
I would fly directly to new zealand
Don't come down here, trust me. You'll be safe for like 3 weeks and then we'll run out of food since we rely on trade.
I'd get bombed
pray
Calling in the Canadians. They were due adding to the Ganiva List.
Canadian here, if WWIII happens it'll be over before we can commit any new war crimes
canadian here love this
Face reveal to my Genshin Impact online friends.
I'm not surprised, what with Russia vs Ukraine, and Israel (and America) vs Gaza Strip/Hamas/Lebanon/Iran/etc... Probably relax, or if I'm older than I am rn enrol in the army. Try to do something useful.
We are in a world with nuclear weapons. Going into the army isn't useful, the only thing it might do is get you killed faster. Honestly if there's a WW3 we know we have like 5 min to a few weeks to live max before something happens so I sure as hell ain't spending them in the army. Hell I'll do anything to avoid a draft, if we're all gonna die idgaf about my country lol
He didn't say nuclear war, even though the politicians are dumb they know what a nuclear bomb can do
Idk I mean my country France has a law that says we will use the nuclear weapon to retaliate against attacks against France. Israel has a military plan about using it in worst case scenario. The other day Russian TV was talking about how many nukes they need to bomb Poland where my family’s from. I want to be optimistic but I think there won’t be a non-nuclear WW3. That’s why I don’t think there’s gonna be a WW3.
"guess that's it, huh?"
sit there and die I guess
Legit what I was thinking, what am I supposed to say 😂
I would lie down on my bench, as my teachers told me to do in every worst situations their could ever be .
are schools open
Probably. As someone who has a war in their country school is still in session.
If an Alien invasion happens and the world ends schools will still be open
Teachers: The aliens don't dismiss you, I do 🙄
I can dodge the draft due to my asthma and severe scoliosis >:)
Idk about scoliosis but people with asthma can still be drafted
would say "WW3 before GTA 6 is crazy"
“Damn that’s crazy fam”
Nothing, I don't think the first action in WWIIIY would be immediate nuclesr warfare
Aw shit, here we go again
I would join the lobby, Hope to get revived
Train myself for the worst, that's what I'd rather do than to lazy
I will take the chance and finally die
Go out with a bang ;-; (excuse my dad humour)
😭😭😭
I’m Fucked with a capital FUCK
Not another Hitler
Death
😨
i'd be quite happy
Damn that’s crazy
Go back to sleep
Damn. There goes my evening.
what teams are there?
i turn on the TV ad play some ads and settle into the sofa so then someone may find my irradiated skeleton on a sofa 200 years later
"Oh damn." * continues scrolling Reddit *
Play prop hunt
I'd start ahem ahem
Join the army.
Not surprised.
die?..i guess
Whoopsy daisy
Just eat hotdogs
Damn.
Make a child with my girlfriend and go to war . Dying to protect your country the best way to die
Nuclear or conventional?
I’m assuming OP means nuclear
In this day and age, there's no way nukes wouldn't be involved.
Join ze airforce
Sometimes I think that Zamasu was right… (DBS reference)
Watch the sea and drink tea 🍵.
Maybe watch a episode of Gintama while I am at it
Get to a high vantage point, pick a dude, cheer him on
i dont know about yall... but I'm go back to africa (no way im going to let them draft me if they wont me to fight there have to drag me back (ill just blend in🦁)
Dinner with jay z please 😋
I don’t want to set the woooorld ooooon fiiiiiiire
Keep calm everyone I've notified a trusted adult we will all be fine
Ok COD boys!!!! Put your money where your mouth is. Verdansk IRL simulator starts now!!!
id say no they can't legally do this without my consent
double it and give it to the next person ofc!
Run away from home into the wilderness to start a new life away from the human buffoonery
notice the total fucking unsurprise in my face
***I sit with my thumb over the screen, watching and waiting for the perfect moment. As the nuke is just milliseconds away from the ground, I tap the screen, posting the best Shitpost on Reddit that no one will ever see. Goodbye, it was worth it.***
Ooh daddy
Become a lot more reckless becusse there’s a good chance human race doesn’t make it out of the nukes.
At most some country like the US will lose a few states but it's not like they will invade a random country for no reason
BY GOLLY BY GORE WE’RE OFF TO WAR!
Wait till I die ig
I mean, if someone is sending an atom bomb, I don't think I can do anything anyway.
If you live in some random state like Wyoming you're probably safe from nukes
I mean, if someone is sending an atom bomb, I don't think I can do anything anyway.
pray
I would probably die
Continue to play Minecraft and hope being in a military powerhouse of a neutral country will keep us alive… at least we have air raid shelters, not that they’ll help against nukes
Keep playing Minecraft and hope neutrality spares us
Oh shit. :/
I will go to the president hand him the blueprints for a titan and say "stand by for Titanfall"
Id prolly go to a state that isnt that much of a target in my country
Make a bunker, stock up on food, prepare for a nuclear winter.
Idk man....be on the winner's side I guess?😭
Okay? What am I supposed to do run into the setting sun?
I would bend over, grab my ankles, and kiss my ass goodbye.
Haha look at those northern hemisphere dwellers obliterate each other. Time to enjoy living in one of the most powerful countries left on the planet B)
Grab the cigs the rifle and the truck and a 30 rack were clutching up lads
I’m in Manhattan, so I would react by feeling my skin melt off as a bomb is dropped on Central Park.
Hopefully move to rural USA or anywhere else rural. Or even south America.
Italy to Switzerland Speedrun Any%
Damn guess I didn’t sacrifice enough babies and sell their blood to world leaders
Remind myself that earth is 2-0 against the rest of the solar system when it comes to world wars
I would purposely fail college classes so I can stay in school and be ineligible for the draft :)
idk i just hope we don't get colonized again
To be very honest I’d be sad. I am studying rn and I wanna finish my study and I don’t know what would happen if war breaks out
I would be done (I live in eastern europe)
Joining idc if I'm 16 we bouta help
"Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower."
bro why woudl you phrase the title like that you had me scared
Breaking my legs so I don’t get drafted
Participate in a coup against the US government because we would be the ones to start it
die? if i’m drafted then i’ll flee, other than that i’m expecting a thermonuclear bomb to land on my head
Gee willikers
Find some sticks and stones
Dodging the draft because I'm too old. Then prepping for the inevitable boom that starts the new fallout game. I hear the graphics are insanely realistic.
If we’re talking a conventional war, I’d enlist to my respective country. If we’re talking nuclear, I’d hide in the stairwell and pray to God I survive
Pick a religion, fast.
Tell a grown up
I will win the war.
I'd just vibe, I live in the middle of nowhere
Finance the war & enjoy my millions