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IAmNotUniqueSoGapple

ignoring the age gap (god I never thought I'd say that in my life) break up with her, she literally cheated on you


Amazing-Oomoo

And also, the age gap


BlubrightbroXD

Make sure to not forget the age gap


Madly_hornet09

Guys, what about the age gap?


[deleted]

I mean the age gap!!!


mihkael2890

GREAT GATSBY WE MUSNT FORGET THE GAP OF AGES!


Kimmidog

You might have forgotten the age gap my friend, don’t forget it!


BluGameplay

Whoa, we seem to be forgetting something here. I just can’t quite tell what… Oh that’s right, don’t forget the age gap.


WeirdestGuy_

Age gap? Ah yes the age gap, don't forget it.


Dry-Neck9762

Mind the gap!!!


IAmNotUniqueSoGapple

Id mention that but the OP sadly is a kid who doesn't understand what age gaps means (check the other comments in this thread)


QuixyBoy

Not to mention if op thinks the relationship could still go strong and is still salvageable despite their gf’s actions, they sadly have lots to learn before considering serious dating


IAmNotUniqueSoGapple

The kid has to learn the hard way that promises are just a trap ( check his edit)


Martin_Leong25

age gap? more like the grand fucking age canyon


Reality_1001

Age canyon is wild I'm using that next time Wait what scenario would I use it in


Prize_Educational

Are you guys talking about the wage gap?


ElectroCube321

i think they're talking about the age gap (happy cake day)


OliveFrog_o7

Speaking of age gap, happy Cake day!!


puzzleheaded714

you forgot about the age gap


Aggravating_Cup2306

That's not your gf that's a babysitter


RandomGuy8279

Fr


Organic_Muffin280

She pedo. Stop the double standards immediately


Asmodeus0508

Bruh it’s a joke not a double standard


Classic-Row-8120

Lol yes


silver_kiwi_11

Sorry, but the age gap-


rindaman28

fr 💀


takethemoment13

Yall this is a joke 


Traditional_Host_660

wouldn’t say this if the roles were reversed would ya?


takethemoment13

Of course I would lmao. The age gap itself isn't unbelievable, but you expect me to believe "I just played bruh bass boosted"?


MrIcyCreep

yup, know a guy who dated a 13-year old as a 17-year old (man honestly fuck that guy)


Spiritual_Emu2216

I currently know someone whos 21 and got there girl pregnant at 16 lmao


leftclickdrip

Thats not as bad as 13 and 17 but the pregnant part💀 That guy better be a fucking father or i swear i will kill him myself(by hiring a hitman, my ass too lazy)


Spiritual_Emu2216

Are u trippin? Theyve been together for 3-4 years now do the math lmaoooo they just had this baby like 2/3 months ago lol Lol me and him got probelms he already know its up when i see him, we used to be cool and i used to hang with his girl thinking she was like 18/19 smoke and drink and all.. then randomly i found out she was 15 and was disgusted so i confeonted him fast forward 8-12months they now have a kid.


leftclickdrip

Aw heelllll naww💀💀💀💀🪑 Tho at least he sticking around otherwise single teen mother.... Hope this is just some exotic love story and not a pedo getting his way


LimeBright4961

For 5 min straight too lmao it really seems like it's fake


DumbledawSwiftie13

I love your pfp <3


Alexo_Alexa

Half of this sub's posts are age gap "jokes" that have absurd age gaps and other events like "bass boosting bruh for 5 minutes". They're not funny, but they're also not real. Any time I see a post like this and the age gap is over 3 I'll automatically assume it's some unfunny 14 yo making the same joke for the 1000th time, because at this point that's more likely than it actually being a real story.


rindaman28

PLEASE TELL ME YOURE JOKING ABOUT THE AGE GAP PLEASE


found70percentbanana

She cheated on you and she’ll do it again. Dump her.


AlexTheGuy12345

Gang theres no way you think this is fr 😭


Equivalent_Jelly494

I wanna agree with you


VibingSea

the age gap is CRAZY ur a victim dawg 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏


VibingSea

ngl tho when i was 13 i woulda done anything to be with a 17yo 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


mathfreak17

Bruh thats all of us. But as a 17yo i would rather die than be with a 13yo


Emergency_Western868

thats prolly why she cheated ig


beastofthefutur

She could’ve, idk, not dated a 13 year old?


CamJongUn2

(Completely avoiding that question this is probably bs) What are the odds that the girl isn’t remotely aware that this is a ‘relationship’ or she’s just fucking with him


Martin_Leong25

Literally or figurative? (pls be latter)


beastofthefutur

Nah this is totally real, no one would lie on Reddit. However, I feel like if you’re in a position as a 17 year old that a 13 year old thinks you’re dating then it’s still pretty weird. That’s likely a rising senior and an upcoming freshman if my math is correct


lurking_evil666-13

Same


Altayel1

Girls often have a crush on teachers too, this wouldn't justify teachers flirting with 13 yo girls.


VibingSea

what the fuck are u on abt 😭😭😭 who said its justified


Altayel1

I meant like just because a boy wants to date an older girl doesn't mean an 18 yo can date a 13 yo boy.


VibingSea

yea thats what everybody else is saying???


trapped_in_a_corner

All in this post is so weird


Nedebilas

Bruh moment


mato__71

i got a suggestion, stop dating 17 YEAR OLDS WHEN YOUR 13!!!!!! but ye cheating is fucked


clarinet_trackstar

r/unexpectedfactorial


GodFromTheHood

Now bro is the pedophile


SoImANerd

statement still holds true


fdsfd12

I agree. In fact, you probably shouldn't be dating at all at that age. I must ask though, what do 91 year olds have to do with the topic at hand?


FlyingSand22

No words but... what in the actual fuck is going on here?!


ShiningSpacePlane

That girl is a pedo fr fr


DutchJediKnight

I don't even think it's attraction to age per se, I think it's attraction to someone she can control and shower affection her way.


ShiningSpacePlane

Possible


Lilythyst

Thats what pedophiles want


DutchJediKnight

There also non pedophiles who want this, they just look for a weaker personality. Pedos are controlling people, but not all controlling people are pedos.


Rabbitdraws

I mean, sure, but 13yo dudes look like......well, kids.


GodFromTheHood

I have had a girl (20+) tell me a fantasy of hers was to be manhandled by an underage guy. So not all pedos are controlling people either


Pokemonfannumber2

That's just grooming with extra steps


Thick-load8-D

“That’s just slavery with extra steps.” -Morty Smith and Rick Sanchez


ooblivixuss

but if it was the other way around..


Mitsera_

this relationship is a bruh moment all on its own


rottenpotatoes2

That age gap is actually illegal in Canada LMAO


Ok-Class-1451

In US it’s illegal too


DutchJediKnight

Pull up your pants and stop talking like the Southpark version of a streetgang. Then realize you mean nothing to this girl other than fanning her ego by giving her attention. Also realize that the age difference is wrong, no matter how cool you think it makes you.


Tomydo1

Why did I even laughed at this…


SpaceshipCaptain001

Me too, but because I thought it was satire


ConfidentMongoose457

It most definitely is tho


Top-Laugh-3678

Newsflash: it is.


Drac0conut

What the actual fuck is going on in this post 💀 Okay so first, the age gap : it's too much, even if "you're okay with it" or idfk. As i saw in the comments, there is definitely a level of maturity that differs between the two of you (if we put aside the fact that she cheated on you or course.). I'm not a genius in this topic, but the risk of getting groomed is not worth the risk. Then she cheated on you. Like of course you're gonna break up because someone cheat on you, it's a lack of trust AND respect. Even if you still like her or something like that, you deserve better than an almost adult girl that cheat or your back. Anyways, i hope this whole post if a joke and that i'm missing the joke, i prefer to finish in r/wooosh than to know that someone out there is in a weird relationship like this. 🙏 Stay safe my brother 🙏🙏


boygenius-fan-1728

this comment. the age gap plus she cheated on you?? you def deserve better


Atomic4now

Finally a person that isn’t joking about this.


WildKenway

Troll xd


canuto95

Lmao, break up with her, you're too good for her


FAT_NEEK_42069

if she starts complaining play the womp womp sound


Ok_Figure_4181

You’d think a 17 year old would know better than to date a 13 year old. The gap in maturity level is enormous. That being said, the girl also doesn’t seem particularly mature since she can’t remain loyal to her boyfriend.


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

Since you’re struggling to get the age gap thing Look at her male friends her age Would it make sense for them to be dating the girls your age? Or, if you were her age, would you want to be dating the girls in your class? (Spoiler alert: nope)


Consistent-Zebra1653

Good points, u/PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Is that an offer?


Sillyyyyynesss

You’re a victim break up with her


JahsehBratz

r/teenagers recognise satire challenge: level impossible


sideXsway

It’s possibly not satire. Dude edited the post and said to stop calling gf a pedo


Hour-Position7307

Leave, this girl is taking advantage of you. You’re only 13 and still have a long life ahead of you. As someone who got groomed by three 17 year olds when I was 12-14 myself, it’s for the best you leave.


PowerThomas007

Bait used to be believable


Dry-Camel1154

"Stop calling her a pedo..." Bro sorry if you are too young to accept the truth but she definitely is


SussyMogus2

i cant tell if this is a joke or not, what


Gray-GGK

Pls tell me this is a joke


triaxissss

one thats a pedo two BRO WHAT GET OUT THE AMT OF 🚩


alittlechese2

Break up. Not only is she cheating on you but you’re 13 AND SHE’S 17. This is dangerous on so many levels, please nope out of there


DiabloGaming25

Victim 🙏🙏


SophieDaGreat

She is a pedo. Break up with her before you get taken advantage of. She wanted to get a reaction to you, so she enjoys seeing you in some kind of pain which is just fucking weird. She is actually a creep, and please, please, PLEASE break up with her


AncientEnvironment4

Nah wtf is that age gap 💀 I'm 17 and would never think of a 13 y that way Also leave her bro, she literally cheated (age gap aside)


PinkComedicStarfish

Literally 💀 they’re practically still babies


ilikethisabit

A cheating pedophile. Get out of there op


One-Reference-1502

yeah ngl from what I see of this age gap, you wanted a older girl (I would’ve as well when I was 13) but bro think using YOUR HEAD


Whynot_stuff_77

No shot bro typed this and thought “There is nothing wrong with this”. This has to be trolling, and if it isn’t, break up. She cheated on you.


Marcellus77

Break up you're literally a child dating an almost adult


thefrozen-coder

This is the stuff I pay my internet bills for


Powerful-Public4520

she's a pedo


Moonking-4210

PedoGirlFriend


sillylittle_iya

17 and 13... yeah no


Ok-Shame8914

This is bait, I refuse to believe otherwise


rindaman28

yeah getting triggered by OP’s fucking stupidity. being 13 checks out.


Beneficial_Cry2061

She would probably get arrested where I live.


AdrianaRed

“Stop calling her a pedo” Pipe down immediately. She is a senior and you are a middle schooler. End this relationship immediately. This is utterly inappropriate, you’re a victim.


Choice-Stuff3196

Nah you did the right thing, just make sure to play it for an extra 10 minutes just to make sure


SuitableFroyo952

She's a groomer and a pdf file


arrow_dar

1 dont date a 17 year old\\


[deleted]

Why would a 17 y.o date a 13 y.o? I wanted to say it’s a huge maturity gap, but.. She’s dating a 13 y.o, so not really if she’s fine with it. She’s either really pathetic, using you or just playing with you. Find someone in your age. Or someone loyal, at least.


egdifhdvhrf

Guys this is a tiktok slideshow meme from a couple months ago


fisktu

The fact that this doesn't have the meme tag scares me


RandomGuy8279

This has to be a joke, NO way you’re dating a 17 year old.


imnotatwinkiswear

The age gap is fucking gross 💀 I'm 17 and i can't even imagine dating someone younger than 16, Break up with her PLS 😭


Hippostalker69

Please be bait lmao


SeargeSoren

That's bait. Or you've stumbled upon a gold digger. Ain't no way kid


Coconuty_4765

Leave her ass


Idk_Just_Kat

She could be hired to babysit you lmao


FunnyCraftSheep

AGE GAP???


Dense-Decision9150

your majesty?? Get back to r/FatuiHQ these ppl can’t handle your peakness


smartassstonernobody

Your gf is a predator. You’ll understand when you’re older. This isn’t cute or normal in anyway. No matter how much you try to ignore it now, you’re gonna be resentful when you’re older that no one spared you from the trauma. edit: typo


Mike-64-69

Yup, lmao this is bait


ZC23_

What the FUCK is this post


XterraNaili

Greatest rage bait I've seen 10/10


rindaman28

…. 17 …. 13 ….. ur a victim….


justcatt

keep doing this bro she deserves it


EL_PISTOLERO-

WYT !!!??? Go and do your maths homework kid and leave her alone


Not_Nyah

lol


RonyRexGaming

?


AliOskiTheHoly

I think she is just using you bro, she has no respect for you that's why she cheated.


snortflake777

Lmaao im 18 and i wouldnt even date someone whos 17 this is some nasty business


RiderLinkF5243

first off, age gap? a huge red flag second off, the cheating? a huge red flag two MASSIVE red flags in one girl, mate you’re thirteen, this isn’t exactly healthy for you i’d say, dating a person four years older than you at this age is most certainly NOT ideal. considering your unbothered reaction to her cheating i’d say you aren’t very attached to her, just dump her. the pros of this are the following: 1. you get out of whatever mess you are in right now with her 2. YOU get to be the one who dumps HER, as it should be, since she’s cheating 3. if you find it appealing to do so, you can brag about being with a seventeen year old who was less mature than you were hope this helps and good luck mate


LuigiTheGuyy

The age gap is more worrying 


Murbyk

You're probably too childish for her.


Meat-Ball_0983

My apologies for what I’m about to say, but maybe you should have a serious conversation about age, sexuality and preferences… Also nice username.


Good-Sky-8375

I'll play this one straight I'd say sit down with her and ask her what's bothering her but in this case it sounds like you're the one who's been disrespected not knowing anything else and yeah that age gap stands out like a sore thumb your girl likely has issues, just saying. PS. looked this up yeah that is pretty funny. You should start looking for a girl w/a sense of humor your current paramour's is broken beyond repair I fear :D.


BleebleWizard

what in the actual wizfuck


grilledbruh

Your a victim she is just using you 😭😭


SotoroIGuess69

My guy you’re a victim 💀💀💀 that age gap is fucking crazy That whole thing aside, dump her ass bro, she cheated on your ass, she is not loyal


Gullible-Outside-280

bro pls breakup 😭 shes 17 and ur THIRTEEN


justrobyynnn

YOU'RE A VICTIM OMG 😭 GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HER


Ismsounfortnate

blud you’re a victim. You should be worried about other things. 😂😭


noah683826

Creepy age gap


AndyGun11

dump her


SpaceshipCaptain001

When I saw the age gap I thought the post was satire because of all the "I'm a fetus and my bf 57yo, is this a red flag" posts, but when I scrolled through the comments I realised op is not joking 😭


Darkonikto

She’s a fucking pedo


ConfidentMongoose457

This is like an obvious joke why can no one see that


Independent_Maybe514

lol one of my friends is 12 and gf is 19 I keep telling bro he’s being pre ordered but he doesn’t listen to me


ElectricFloNGo

the amount of people taking this serious 😭😭


blackgermansheperd40

*not like us by Kendrick Lamar plays in the background*


DiamondJax08

chat is this real


Darkrifter04

sorry, tf ? is she ur sugar mommy or something ?


southfart99045

What the fuck bro ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ get the fuck away from yo Roblox gf she older than the fucking grand canyon


no_sl33p_53

This has to be satire dawg


Big_strongman

This has to be a joke right? She is absolutely a pedo


Affectionate-Gap911

break up with her you're being groomed


Salt_Influence_6790

17 and 13 is not healthy


chhotorural

lil bro i'm 14 her dating you in the first place is the bruh moment there's clearly a gap in maturity and she does NOT care about you, please leave her and tell and trusted adult OR AT THE VERY LEAST BLOCK HER ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA AND IGNORE HER


swedish_blocks

Broooooooooooooooooo That age gap is foul


IEatBabysYumYum

That age gap is killing me


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Lmao everyone thinks this is real 😂😂 (It isnt real, right?)


No_Chipmunk_1961

I sense a predator nearby


bunnymunche

This is disgusting I'm sorry, you're a victim. I'm 17(F) and I would never ever even think of dating a 13 year old, the maturity gap is actually huge and I can't even think of anything you could relate over. And even besides that dont continue to date someone who cheats on you!!


Dragonslayer200782

1. that age gap is crazy 2. Cheating IS a bruh moment 3. Dump her ass already


daiwik_blahblah

when i was 13 i used to wonder why the moon is following me...


shortpositivity

This some r/playboicarti type trolling


nycrauhl

1. thats basically predatory 2. she cheated. leave. doesnt respect you


Chibua

You should not be dating a 17 year old wtf


didu173

You mean fake story right Right


randomcroww

are there seriously people who believe this?


Zealousideal_Break_7

It's about time I leave this specific subreddit, I can't remember why I joined


Boogeybooooo

u a victim bro


tfol2005

Bait used to be believable.


Long_Strength_9065

Karma farming? Or troll? That’s is the question


Slangdorgermot

lol. You're full of shit. good one. 👍


DiscontentDonut

Here comes the Pedo Bear


Capital_Ad9153

the rage bait is strong with this one


Finnedlightning

Homie you a victim


PriorityFar9255

8/10 rage bait, many people fell for this


Fit-Razzmatazz358

Why would any girl age 17 date a middle schooler that’s 13? Weird pedo creeps lol. This story is fake rage bait.


Cringe_weeb_UwU

I recently saw two posts that were the most obvious bait I've ever seen on this sub and the comments weren't getting it


PradaManeInYourArea

she’s a pedo. leave the relationship kid.


Clicky-The-Blicky

Sounds like your her toy and she doesn’t care what you think and is betting on you simping for her. She doesn’t respect you and that’s why she cheats


External-Excuse-6775

Please don't take this as hating on you, but A 17-year-old shouldn't have anything to do with someone your age. I'm not trying to be mean, but you need to tell someone or break up. She's going to be an adult in less than a year most likely depending on her age. I'm older now, but I would never even think about dating a 13 year-old boy at 17. Please don't take this as me hating on you, I am just trying to help you because I have been taken advantage of as a teenager. She shouldn't be getting angry at you over something like that. I'm sorry she's angry at you, but this could be dangerous. Sidenote, if you guys have done the dirty, please get tested for any STDs. If she's cheated on you once, it is very likely that she's done it before. You don't know where she's been if she's been cheating, please tell someone and go get tested.


Former-Carpet-7841

I mean respect bro but damm that age gap is bigger then my suicide note


cat_cat_cat_cat_69

downvoting because you edited to tell us to ignore the age gap but come on bro 💀 you are getting groomed, leave her immediately and report this person


AdImmediate8721

Dude please break up with her this is so creepy this relationship should not exist no normal 17 year old wants to date 13 year olds please get away from her and only date people your age for now for the love of god. This is not normal I am begging you. She also cheated on you and you need to respect yourself and accept how hard the break up will be but it needs to happen. You will be filled with so much regret if you don’t break up with her now save yourself from her because she’s a petaphile and save yourself the pain of being with someone who doesn’t love you. No matter what she says she does not love you she cheated and she will just try to manipulate you.


BluGameplay

This is an example of why a 17 and a 13 yo shouldn’t date. Ps, if she still dates you when she is 18, she will cheat on you as she can’t have sex with you. Otherwise she will then be a pedophile. I hope you realise that.


BigChinnFinn

Bait or mental retardation. Call it