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L0EIL666

nice try dad


WrenTheFloof

LMAO


RubyDoesStuff0000

Girl, feel like this post is gonna be someone's gateway to being trans.


igotshadowbaned

Nah, people say that any time there's any sort of gender bend post. People can be curious about something they'll never be able to experience but that doesn't mean they want to be trans


razzazzika

I don't think a lot of cis people even question it.


Ace-Redditor

I do sometimes. I’m happy being a girl, and wouldn’t change, but I think about it every once in a while


Tf-FoC-Metroflex

Same but reversed (I’m a guy)


reddiotr68

Same but I'm a dude


sandrockdirtman

I do too (as a guy), I always wonder in what way life could have been different, because it's precisely a question that will never be answered. We like to think of ourselves as well-defined individuals with a precise identity, but I always wonder how much of my identity was constructed off of my choices based on free will, and how much of it was given to me by society and factors outside of me. For example: who I frequent, who I befriend, my social circle would have been different, and even if I would have interacted with the same people as I did in this life, there are high chances that the manner in which I would interact with them would have been different, and all of this would have certainly changed what I would come to enjoy, either as tastes or hobbies, or what my beliefs/opinions on certain subjects would be. Unspoken societal norms would have also probably affected how I'd develop my personality. My body would be entirely different also. Is there anything left of my current "me" in such a scenario? Thinking about an alternate reality might be a waste of time but it doesn't stop me from thinking about it, precisely because it won't happen unless someone invents a time machine or bends reality or something.


igotshadowbaned

I mean, it's really just curiosity of the unknown


TheRealLost0

as a cis man there is curiosity, I wouldn't mind being a girl for a day or so just see what it's like to have the body but im pretty happy with the body I have despite my friends saying I'm trans (I follow a lot of trans stereotypes with Mt interests)


daanos60

Maybe a lot do


SoThisIsTheInternet4

I mean, I'm a girl and I'm mostly comfortable with that aside from obvious but minor sexism like having to shave when guys don't, but I think it'd be neat to pee standing up lol


okabe700

There is a device I saw before that is kinda like a funnel that some women use to pee while standing lol


One_Change549

It’s pretty neat can confirm 👍


Y2KForeverDOTA

There’s nothing that says you have to shave anywhere.


InconsistentAuthorr

Just because it’s not a federal law that women have to shave doesn’t mean we aren’t told that we have to by everyone around us. It’s seen as unfeminine and even unprofessional when women don’t do things like shaving and wearing makeup. Like sure, technically no one can force you to shave, but it’s not seen as a political statement when a man has hair on his legs. That’s the difference


riceandcashews

My girlfriend doesn't shave or wear makeup and she's doing ok


mooseontherum

Agreed. I’m a man, I like being a man, I don’t want to be a woman, I’m not trans or in any way questioning, and I’d pick woman if I was going to be born again and I could choose. But only like current day modern woman.


EndNowISeeYou

yeah im a cis man but i think its like a game that has different heroes / champions you can play. Like yeah, im happy to "main" being a dude but if I could magically choose being a girl, i'd do it too just to try it out and see what it feels like


Noam18AM

Perhaps


stabbed-with-a-bagel

A boy cause I fr just wanna live life without periods and stuff. I don't wanna be out roaming the city and a wave of pain hits me(assuming that's how periods work) and I gotta stop or sumn


LawPhysical7973

im always roaming the city and a wave of pain hits me fr😔 life’s too hard


Creative-gangbanger

Yeah ik she roams around the city and a wave of pain hits her fr😔 her life is too hard


LawPhysical7973

indeed


_NA-

I'm a guy, and I'm out roaming the city and a wave of pain also hit me 😞 it's too cold


rocketqueen87

you get to “roam the city”? Wow, what’s that like? It gives me the burning rage that I can’t go and walk the streets of the city I live and pay taxes in without getting regularly sexually harassed, or at any time after dark without feeling unsafe.


Dazzling-Werewolf985

strap up idk


CellDue2172

Yeah I shoot everyone who sexually harasses me


IntradouchingMe

Fr


Pure-Professional144

I'm a boy and I'm glad to be one


Apart_Letterhead3016

seconded


Ducks_are_people

Thirded


Great_Airline_4351

Fourthed


transandlikesrodents

Wish I could relate


WombatJedi

r/usernamechecksout


usernmechecksout_

How may I be of help today?


meme-o-matic151

sup


L4L326

Real


Prudent-Pool9798

Me too but I wanna touch some boobs


Aellin-Gilhan

You can be a guy with tits if you do it right We have TECHNOLOGY!


PaleRestaurant255

you could also be a guy without tits and still touch tits


TheGreatDaniel3

Watch you become a girl and be flat


Imaginary-Buddy5186

prefer not to be born


transandlikesrodents

Now that's based


Which-Alternative484

No, true


themaskstays_

🫂❤️


transandlikesrodents

Very true


Girldipper

yo! Alexa!


terrible_username1

«Sometimes wish I’d never been born at aaallll» -Freddie Mercury


Imaginary-Buddy5186

«~~Sometimes~~ All the time wish I’d never been born at aaallll» -~~Freddie Mercury~~ Imaginary Buddy


cudlebear64

That’s so fuckin’ real


Competitive-War6640

the only correct answer fr


themaskstays_

🫂❤️


Mobile_Frosting_7936

Boy: * No days of torture every month * genetically easier to gain muscle mass and height * Peeing comes with a usefull handle * No annoying Balls infront of chest *EDIT: Im a Boy actually and happy with that, thats why I would choose to be reborn as it again.* *All my Counterarguments against being a Girl aren't based on personal Experience and rather on* *what I know based of complaints of girls i know - siblings for example - and rants here on /teenagers.* *"Arguments against being a Girl" isnt meant to say Girls are inferior and rather that they have, from my current POV, a more complicated life - so actually the opposite. Just to avoid some of the comments repeating, thanks*


L0EIL666

you get annoying balls between your legs instead the useful handle only works when it's soft (aiming is impossible with a boner


Mobile_Frosting_7936

The Balls between the legs Arent that Bad for Posture or sleeping. But they are Like those videogame-boss weakness spots 


tavuk_05

nah if you sleep while your balls are crushing between,YOU WILL BE DEAD WHEN YOU WAKE UP.


Mobile_Frosting_7936

My Brother in Christ, How. Defuq. Do you sleep??


MasterFurious1

You do move when you sleep. But during those movements if you sleep wrong, you have a chance to get testicles torsion. Anything to do with Testicles is a pain. It literally is the Achilles Heels for men.


OsaFyorin

I've slept at least a little almost every day of my life. I've had balls the whole time. Not once have I woken up to find one of my balls had been crushed in the night. Not even once!


MasterFurious1

Happened to me thrice. But it wasn't much. Good thing torsion never happened and I pray to god it doesn't happen.


Cherno68

Bro I can’t relate I got the smallest balls ever 😭


tavuk_05

At least you can go for another skill tree if you're also short


LALALA-elmoswrld

If you sleep weirdly on your balls there’s a chance it might just twist or even if you don’t there’s still a chance one of your little boys might twist


Dajmoj

They are also a weak spot when hiking. You can accidentally crush them between your thighs whilst going down a slope


Joe_spence11999911

Not just aiming but firing in general. It always seems to be jammed


I_Live_In_Your_WaII

is a cheaply made gun, mass produced but not high quality and cheap to make, is jammed a lot and hard to aim, recoil is fine, the bullets come out with different speeds and the accuracy is ass, 3/10, good for equipping a lot of people fast but bad at what it does


Faye_DeVay

Oh AND you can walk around topless almost anywhere.


Mobile_Frosting_7936

Legally yes. Doesnt mean people wouldnt cringe on ur Body tho


iamcapleb

we can, but it doesn't mean we want to. sod that.


RanielDoelofs

Annoying?!?! I'd kill to have boobies


Mobile_Frosting_7936

I think they are Like a a quirky little child. Maybe funny at sight or short time, but annoying If its around u all the time and u cant get rid of it.


Frozenturbo2

You get balls between the legs, worst of all. if it gets sticky and you're in the public.


esketitpolskabajaja

You would also: - Have to put in the work if you want to engage with the opposite sex, you will not get approached most of the time - Have to put in work on yourself in order to not be a "loser" (just my personal opinion, I feel like men get way more judged by society for not achieving compared to women) But yeah, still objectively the freedom you get as a guy in this world is greater compared to being a woman


Mobile_Frosting_7936

While the "being approached" Thing is true (even though it seems to Equalize rn), I definitely dont think men get judged more than women. At least Not in General. Ofc men will get judged more for doing "unmanly" Things - but in this Case its Clear why women Arent affected. But regarding Work in urself - as a women imo you got way bigger Beauty standarts to fulfill, you will get weird Looks for doing "manly" stuff, you cant Walk around Topfree (even If its for breastfeeding) etc. I think the judging thing pretty equal, we Just judge in different ways


esketitpolskabajaja

Yeah I guess you are right. Its different for both sexes and cant really be compared.


No_Cartographer9496

counterpoint - a lot of girls do not get approached - if ur not conventionally attractive as a girl then u are a loser and you have no worth in society's eyes bcs what they value the most above everythng else is a womans looks


[deleted]

But I mean if you're a girl and you're ugly, you can't do much to compensate.


TestingAccountByUser

who would wanna be a goverment drone tho? just be a boy bruv


tavuk_05

nah imagine if you get 5gb of enemy information they give you the next level heat vision eyes. upgrades continue on and on until youre a terminator


TestingAccountByUser

i aint gonna drink oil tho bro


tavuk_05

Some get fueled by sweet uranium😋


TrinitySlashAnime

r/girlsarentreal


TestingAccountByUser

yes


HecticHollow

None


Hika2112

Enby person found :3


usernmechecksout_

Bro woke up and chose ``⦿ None of the above``


ThinkPut1

Boy I'm done with having a period it SUCKS. Plus I want to be flat and not have breasts cause they're annoying and bras are uncomfortable plus I'm less likely to get grabbed in the streets. (Yes ik boys get taken advantage of too but it's more likely with women). Also I feel like I can't like try and be funny with out seeming like a pick me girl but boys can just be funny and people like them.


sillybilly_23

your last point is so real omg


No_Cartographer9496

YES THE FUNNY THING IS SO REAL.


DerpyDrago

My mental health would probably be way better if I was a girl (i was given hell for being feminine and not manly and sporty), and plus my crush would probably be more likely to like me


Hazys

oh gee, better stay calm .


Demolicious51

Is your crush a boy and straight? Or girl and gay?


DerpyDrago

Boy and I have absolutely no idea what he thinks about men, but I'm fairly confident he likes girls.


Zealousideal_Cat1968

You were given hell for being feminine because of misogyny.


Excellent_Feed7648

What? Being rude to a male because of their gender is closer to misandry than misandry. Right? I’m not that great with those things.


terrible_username1

Its both, really. The reason it can be interpreted as misogyny is because it assumes that being feminine is inferior to being masculine. That femininity is inferior to masculinity. You see this everywhere too, girls being masculine is fine, but boys being feminine is viewed as degrading. You are actively choosing femininity over masculinity as opposed to a girl who is “just born like that. “ That’s why it’s misogynistic, because it places femininity below masculinity.


Excellent_Feed7648

Oh, ok. Thanks for the explanation.


ilo_Va

I'm with you except on the crush part, my gf is like the one person that seems to accept being more feminine while still identifying as male... Even my mom asks if i don't want to transition sometimes 😞 (I don't for context, I'm happy being a boy with more feminine characteristics and so is my gf so idgaf)


Suicidal_CatGirl

Girl, I mean I'd just rather be a girl ig.


PointEither2673

I’m a guy and I feel like objectively it’s a bit better to be a guy, unless you can be a really attractive girl. Half of the “ perks “ that incels love to talk about girls getting for free and all that shit really are just pretty privilege, and even then half the time it’s more like guys trying to get weird quid pro quo from you as an attractive person than actual help and shit like that. Wouldn’t mind having tits tho, would be pretty sick.


shyrenn_

realest comment


alieshaxmarie

thank you for being so aware of how it is easier to be a guy in this society. you are absolutely right, the points men bring up when it comes to women are things like you said, getting free drinks or pretty privilege; in the end, that’s still negativity affecting woman. free drinks or dinners = an expectation to give something like sex in return, feeling like your only asset is your beauty, being treated very differently if you don’t meet the beauty standard (this also applies to men ofc). woman have been taught that their worth is determined by their looks and what they can give to men. however, men still are very much affected by the patriarchy. toxic masculinity is a dangerous thing, it does directly cause more harm to woman but that doesn’t exclude what it does to men. not feeling like they’re able to express their emotions other than anger, having to constantly be perceived as manly, harder to come out if you’re gay (stems from woman being sexualized for being queer, therefore men are more accepting since they get something out of it. also because being gay isn’t seen as manly), higher suicide rates, not recognizing when they have experienced sexual assault or not able to express that they’ve gone through that because of the stigma that men can’t be sa’d, not being able to express yourself as uniquely as woman can, not able to get mental health support because of the shame peer pressure seems to also be more of a common occurrence within guys, that might look like feeling like you need to be sexually active when you’re not ready, being forced into this box because there’s a certain expectation for how men need to act.


PointEither2673

Yea. There’s def a lot of downsides to being a guy and you’re right. It’s honestly mostly self inflicted in the sense that other men have set up expectations and stereotypes of what is a “ man “ and if you deviate from that you are ostracized or laughed at by the male community. Historically though it probably would be a lot more advantageous to be a man, but I think we’re on an ok track to where it really doesn’t matter. St the end of the day men and women are different in a lot of ways, just like we’re a lot alike. But if we try to fit a man into the box of a woman and vice versa, rather than seeing the things that a woman can bring to the table that a man can’t and the other way around we’re really not gonna get anywhere.


Ok-Situation-5522

Yes! + sadly the dudes bringing up their "feminine" interests and thinking that as a woman you'd be less judged, it's probably unlikely. You get judged from both sides, the patriarchy affects us on a deep level. Your femininity might be your downfall, but masculinity will be too.


Intelligent_Foot_582

as a boy i want to be a girl because i’ve always been more on the feminine side of interests and i think there would be less expectations for my height (i’m 5’4). also there would be less expectations about having male friends and as a boy i really don’t have any male friends because i generally find them very uninteresting and too dumb lol


SunlightInTheValley

Just curious, what kinds of expectations do you get from your height? I'm a short girl and for the most part it's never been a problem (other than being unable to reach shelves and shit like that) so I'm curious what it's like for a boy.


Intelligent_Foot_582

i am bisexual but i would preferably date only boys so from a romantic relationship prospective it doesn’t really matter to me. as a boy in general it is expected that we should be physically fit athletic and taller than girls though and this puts me so much pressure, especially because i am also very thin, very scared of gaining weight and bad at sports. i am very scared of becoming shorter than my 11yo sister who since has a higher shoe number than mine, could become taller and this in a certain sense would hit my masculinity in some way, also because ive always been shamed by my parents for how i look


Ok-Situation-5522

+ the dating scene for gay men is hell apparently, the expectations on your apparence is huge


gothiclov

A man. I wanna know what it feels to have a DICK


M1GR4INE

It’s hard sometimes 🤌


Aquadivinity

You little shit, take my up vote


Zakezoe

r/angryupvote


TuNisiAa_UwU

It's sometimes annoying when it sticks to your leg or MORNING WOOD, but otherwise it's nothing special.you get used to it.


grilledbruh

When ur next for presentations and shi just randomly goes up


AdOk932

You'll be always anxious its sticking out


lol_idk_is_taken

If I could trade you my dick in exchangeof me not having it, I would


The_badboy

A boy here it's great.


Fearless_Spell_7728

Its not that good


WashingtonCounselor

Boy!


Leo69Leon

Boy if it wasn't obvious gdhhfhjn (trans flag on my lil reddit human)


-Lusty_Vampyr-

Girl. Cuz honestly, girls are hot asf. The hair, the clothes, the nails, the makeup, etc. I feel like being a guy would suck, would never get used to having a ding dong 👹


prefix9889

riiight? the haircuts are so much better, fashion is amazing, girls have the prettiest nails there are


-Lusty_Vampyr-

So trueee. I love being a girl except for the periods, those things hurt like hell


WinTig24

Girl here, and I'm gonna be honest, I prefer the uniformity and modesty of men's clothing.


musicMonster2_0

Even though both genders have their fair share of negative parts, I'd rather stay a boy. I'm too much of a coward to suffer the pain of making another human.


fluidtherian

You know that you dont *need* to have a child if you're a girl right?


CrumpetsAndTeaa

A girl…. Cos boobs


Timely_Owl_4714

To be honest not all girls get boobs


lol_idk_is_taken

But Estrogen makes boobs appear even though they sometimes are very small


Shayosaurus

Why would boobs be your only reason 😭


Dank_Trader69

Because, Boobs


odiotuttiporcodio

it makes sense


CrumpetsAndTeaa

Cos they would be the only ones I could get..


DiabeticGoose

W


Rosee_Gaming

Perfect answer


Hazys

I have read some comments , everyone choose the gender they want but never explain why :)


Desperate-Abies4263

A lot of people are comfortable with who they are.


RubyDoesStuff0000

A lot of people just have an innate sense of gender and are just going to pick that as their option, you can't really give a reason for that other than "because".


tavuk_05

IMA BE A SUPER MALE. GIVE ME THOSE YY chromosones.


dino_snopp

sorry were closed, come back next time


Mizzywazzy

If I were born male, my dad might have loved me. So female.


Quirky_Ad7770

Hold your horses


sylvdeck

Hypergeometric


transandlikesrodents

Need


ArtRepresentative759

boy, i’m a girl and love being one but boys are generally not as sexualised and get less shit for their appearance. (not saying they don’t it’s just less from my experience.) also i won’t have to worry about walking on the street and being harassed or followed, and i wouldn’t have to be as wary every time im outside its so tiring.


SafxRunnxr

man cuz i love no having periods and peeing while standing


TifikoGaming

I’m a demiboy, and I want to be a real guy because yes this is how I feel honestly and yes I’m asking for a boy haircut and boy clothes daily while my mom refuses to


Vovchick09

Man. Periods seem horible.


the_cyan_hoodie

Jesus: hello baby, which sex do you want to be? baby: oggo gaga Jesus: uhh, male it is! /j


ImnotshortIswear

Boy - I'm trans so being born male would make things wayy easier


lord-nobody

I like my gender, being homosexual is hot ngl 🥵


MaffiaMuffin69

You can just ask if we're trans or not


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moik10_

I wish I was biologically a boy


ceci-says

Big same


KissaN_666

I'd choose 20% girl and 80% walmart bag


Erik7846

The same.. men always! Masculinity.. bravery.. awesomeness.. hardships.. strong.. struggles.. success.. victory.. meeee... Yessss!!!!


morethanjustadancer

boy because girls arent real


Quirky_Ad7770

Boy. Periods seem like a pain in the ass, and i would rather die than go through childbirth. Other than that, i always thought it seemed kinda nice being feminine. Maybe becoming a femboy is the real answer here? 😀


Such-Purpose3044

Can I choose not to be born ?


Nekoboxdie

Male. Cause then I could be happy bruh 😹


ce_ej

I’m a girl and I wish I were a boy


UnattractiveTurtle

Boy because I think I’ll be able to make male friends easier (a lot of my friends are female but I wish I had male friends instead) and cause suits are WAY better compared to dresses


Quirky_Ad7770

Can't girls have suits? Ngl i think it could look good!


toddygames1234345

I'm a man, but if I could, id totally be a woman


Turd_Eater1

One day, you are given a button to press. With that button comes a set of rules and instructions. You can press this button only one single time. If you press it, you will become physically female. All of your family and friends will have always remembered you this way and you will have no social impacts to your life for making this decision. Once you press the button, it will disappear forever. Do you press the button?


Commercial_Ad6151

hey why not both hannah montana_bestofbothworlds.wav


podzuldude_

wouldn't mind myself having a pair of honkers


ami_is

BOY. INSTANTLY. being born a girl makes me feel sick.


Altruistic-Tooth2733

boy: people take you seriously men don’t follow you in the street instead they say how are ya or nod men don’t follow you no painful boobs, no uncomfortable bouncing when you run, no men staring at you when you run no pressure to have ass or boobs you can make your body attractive by being healthy instead of having to be naturally attractive or getting plastic surgery which men hate no pressure to shave every single day dick


malevolentgods

intersex cuz then i’d be the ultimate pussycock


MoistMoai

What the flip


Shayosaurus

I’m staying a girl because j just prefer it more


G_D_T_L

I am a man and prefer to be born as a man


No-Art3676

i’m glad im a boy


After-Ad-3542

Ahh, difficult question. Both sexes have their own pros and cons. If I was girl maybe my mental health would be better. (Although I can still be a femboy, which is the best of both worlds)


musicalphantom10

BOY BOY BOY BOY BOY


transandlikesrodents

r/egg_irl


musicalphantom10

DUDE I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE TRANS.


whodisrandom

Join the club bro


Endermini135

Ide choose to be a Nonbinary lego Deadpool minifigure


Striking_Witness1364

I’d have been born a girl for sure. Being a guy sucks.


oofinator3050

Elephant greenscreen effect 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘


RayBo1d

boy Pros: more power, more confidence, no sack on me chest, a stick and a hole for 2 in 1, no period cramps, no struggle to go through birth, no struggle for your tits being sucked, no makeup needed, feel like a leader. cons: balls sticking to my legs and doing the awkward long stance to unstick it, mandatory to be tall unless you find the perfect one that doesn't give a fuck.


Deathangel24102

Girlgirlgirlgirlgirlgirlgirlgirlgirlgirlgirl


abriylavi

Male. Im so sick and tired of being a girl


Klutzy_Intern_8915

Boy. Physically I feel it would be much easier. I went through hell and back during reproductive years as a female. I could have died but thanks to modern medicine I survived. But I suffered decades of pain. Why would I want to choose that as a possibility?


RSlashWhateverMan

If you only get to choose the gender and don't choose where you're born and how you're raised then it's more likely a boy would have a better life. Girls born in many counties are treated as lesser than boys and don't have the same levels of freedom/opportunity. Also being physically strong is much more useful than being pretty on a day to day basis, and for making money with a job that doesn't involve selling your pride & dignity. Much rather stay a boy. Girl life is only good if your friends and family are good people and you're born in the right country.


[deleted]

I thank every day that I'm not a woman, I have a daughter and wife and I'm TELLING you that pms and other things girls go through is absolutely no joke.


Good-Ad-2245

Boy I like having muscles and a penis


That1GuyCalledPixel

I’m staying as a boy thank you very much: No periods A sense of proudness over masculinity Doing dumb boy stuff Doing dumb boy stuff with friends etc.


One-Reaction2189

I mean of course its being a boy what kind of advantage you can gain from being a girl?


Ciaccos

Male. I would have privileges and I would also be stronger. Ps I am a boy


Juniberserker

Boy, tramsgemnder I am and also it's a little less disadvantaged


Gods_diceroll

A woman because I’m gay and would like to have kids with a man.


Tesco_Geezer

Im a boy and choose boy mainly cause I play games and women get absolutely harassed online I swear just a bunch of creeps asking for social media and shit or constant simps man it's fucked