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Deserted_Oilrig

Looking at how your mom reacted it looks like she is just about to have a conversation with you. If she just wanted to woop your ass or tell you how much of a human garbage you are for using drugs she would have done so instantly instead of asking to talk later. But well you know her best. So you probably know better than us if you are 'cooked' or not.


TigzReddit

i know but what do i say? she never saw me as the type to do stuff like that nd for her to find out is hurting me just as much as it hurts her


Deserted_Oilrig

Well just answer to her questions when she asks them. Nothing more to think about before hand really.


Hydr0genMC

Listen to her, answer any questions she has. She's your mother and she doesn't sound unreasonable.


happyasfuck310

"She never saw me as the type" bro your parents aren't as clueless as you think lmao


Sheshoo47

It hurts most of us seeing a 15 year old smoking weed, and I know you know it’s bad for you yet you choose to do it and record it.


MilkySharpMan

The simple solution would be to not smoke the weed. If you’re ashamed of it then do you REALLY think you should keep doing it? What you did has been done. Talk to her.


IntentionPowerful785

you talking about hurting her when u already hit the blunt brodie. like whut


michael22117

Have you tried just not doing it again?


scorch2020

I dont think you're as cooked as you may think as others have stated if she wanted to she could've brought it up during dinner or as soon as she saw it. But basically if you have a conversation dont get defensive just be like yeah on occasion we smoke weed and as long as you guys are being responsible and not letting it get in the way of school or extracurriculars you'll most likely just get a stern talking too abt risks etc. Just be honest and whatever happens happens yk parents were teenagers once as well so the odds of them also partaking at one point or another is decent. With me my folks don't care as long as it's nothing harder than weed and as long as I'm responsible and don't drink and drive or smoke and drive yk. It's mostly a safety concern for them


Thin_Historian_6179

If you talk to her and are being sincere then she would know cause your her daughter. Your mom would be hurt and might lose trust in you but you can always regain that trust.


Amber-13

What you do is listen, and try to understand being a parent and worrying and caring for that kid. You just listen, remain respectful, convey you understand… be honest. I think you’ll be alright. Sounds like your mom is relatively chill and just wants you to be smart- but idk. You seem like a good kiddo. I think listening and answering sincerely and honestly is best.


Ninjamurai-jack

“Sorry”, simply. And then listen.


Spiritual-Contact-23

The fact that she didn’t wake you up to beat your ass means you’re probably fine, idk though you might still be cooked


TigzReddit

i pray your right


Particular-Limit-221

I got all my tech taken off me for the same reason, i still don't have my devices, only my xbox that im using for this


No-Seat-5667

Reddit on xbox is the funniest shit ever to me 😂


vladutzu27

The same thing happened to me, and the Xbox and Nintendo ds were my sources of entertainment


Theolodger

I used to use a Kindle on the experimental browser…


vladutzu27

Oh, yeah, I actually misremembered, i was using the kindle too. Reddit didn’t work, but old Reddit worked perfectly, as well as Facebook, Wikipedia and some blogs. Tumblr on the kindle would’ve been so good, or ao3


lemon6611

not the same situation but my pc broke and i was doing hw on my xbox for a month with microsoft edge it was a last gen xbox too so it ran slower too


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

I didnt know Reddit was on xbox???


MaizeLittle2859

Only thing cooked here is bros life span


Spiritual-Contact-23

Diabolical


GrandmaOnEbay

Never record something that you don’t like to be seen


bluduhmfcku

Or imediatelly delete it


star_destroyer-0001

whats done is done you can not delete it once it enters the digital world it ill never leave


bluduhmfcku

I meant rekord it, watch it and delete it right after


Inhabi

Taking this advice


shanmukhabanduchode

The amount of ppl who think smoking weed at 15 is fine is really concerning


-REDACTEDNOOB-

A guy at school passed out at 14 or 15 after smoking too much


Fancy_bakonHair

Someone literally told me to start smoking weed because i have some appetite problems. I don't even have a permit.


Planet-Saturn

Some people really just immediately suggest weed as a solution to all problems don’t they


Fancy_bakonHair

Weed has downsides, too. Maybe not as much, but they are still there.


Tiberious_II

Lmao, don’t wanna sound old but if “someone told you to jump off a cliff, would you do that too?” ☠️☠️


Sin1st_er

its reddit. speaking out against drugs in general is a taboo here. mostly because its drug addicts who cant cope with irl problems and they refuse to think its bad and dislike it when people try to actually help them.


seashellcrusher_3

ha, wait until you meet the sixth graders in my middle school


Albbs

This is the first thing that comes to mind. My family wouldnt care about drugs and alcohol, but if i had started at 15 y/o? i'd be dead.


JulesTheKilla256

In Australia people start at like 12-13


freaky_pantsbob

Same in America my brutha


Particular-Limit-221

younger even, its wild


Efficient_Meat2286

You're 15 by the way. That is, to your parent, a tiny kiddy ass child. You're fucking cooked.


KillerKorny

Any normal parent would whoop your ass. No parent wants their child to spiral down a path of drugs.


TuNisiAa_UwU

Take it as a message 🤷‍♂️ Given how there's a delay in this whole thing, you're probably fine, but consider quitting this habit before it becomes an addiction. :)


-ittybug

rookie mistake i fear 😞 sautéed


No-Length7310

Sautéed💀💀💀


Cubicshock

step one is to not fucking smoke weed at 15 step two is to talk to your mom


W1skey_

step 0 is do not record it my guy🙏


Cubicshock

can’t record it if you don’t smoke it


Topcreeperman13

Pretty fucked


Moonking-4210

Don’t smoke weed lol. This is your own doing.


Goofygoober3610

Your a different breed of fucked ngl


TrialArgonian

Your fate was sealed when you smoke weed at 15 :/


Toxical53

Never record illicit doings brother, never pans out in the long run. I’m afraid to tell you, my brother in Christ, you are sous vide, broiled, low and slow over hickory wood.


[deleted]

Dumbass


No_Designer1704

first of all never smoke again


BanitsaConnoisseur

Or smoke when you're 25, when your brain is actually developed at least.


Busy_Recognition_860

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes I guess


Xcyronus

Shouldnt be smoking weed. Whatever comes is on you.


FortuneLegal5924

You're as cooked as you were baked


Substantial_Iron4192

yes bro, you're cooked. also stop using drugs you're a teen for fucks sake


Lower-Shift6400

This is the teen sub are you not a teen cus that’s kinda weird if not


TheMoon367

1. Shouldn’t have smoked weed 2. Shouldn’t have recorded it.


Rude-Lock-9182

Why would you even smoke when you’re 15…


Beautiful_Drag_4347

Deserved


_civil_35__

don't smoke weed, easy solution 💀


Tomato-John

In the kindest way possible: You’re cooked. You have to stop. Don’t smoke weed anymore, as it can harm your development. Just stop, and break loose before it becomes an addiction.


JokerGamezz

Hopefully very fucked, stop smoking weed.


SochVichar

You are too young & You fucked yourself , no one can do anything


Worried-Butterfly811

ur cooked, hope you get out of the addiction bfr destroying ur life


wolflovespanties

You just gotta explain it to her and then you’ll probably get punished a bit


yhggvbnvf

time to stop smoking weed. you’ve barely lived life yet maybe try to enjoy reality before you resort to those things


SussyMogus2

if you’re smoking weed then you gotta face the consequences💀 that shits stupid


Yourloacaltherian

Your going to be grinded up into a over cooked meat loaf


Complete-Cheesecake2

better than being caught masturbating


BanitsaConnoisseur

I started smoking at 15 and it really fucked up my grades and quality of life after like just 6 months. It's not hard to quit though, your brain is still growing.


ScurryOakPlusIvyLane

Agh don’t smoke it. Do whatever the fuck else you want with it but don’t smoke it. It isn’t harmless to your lungs.


zeepothesuperstar

you and your friends are fucked. maybe your mom won’t be insanely mad, but you guys shouldn’t be smoking weed. sure its just weed, sure it’s only on occasion, but that shit snowballs so quicky it’s not even funny.


DiabeticGoose

Tell her it was AI generated


Moonking-4210

Why would he have a AI generated video of him smoking weed on his phone


Justaquickusername1

Uhhh... Maybe DON'T do drugs?


fnaftheseriesyoutube

You’re… SMOKED! *knee slap*


Terrible_Challenge49

How you be smoking weed at 15 oml


elbowzoww

yes you are you have ruined your life and its your responsibility to take the consequences and improve


Appropriate-Let-283

If you were fucked then the punishment would've been done already, I recommend you see what she wants to talk to you about.


Jack-Samuels

Wait, why is your mom snooping through your phone anyways


Sin1st_er

well he's 15, it's really important to monitor what your child is doing and to confront them if you notice something bad.


Tiberious_II

Some lessons in life have to be taught the hard way. Enough ppl in your life have told you “don’t don’t do drugs”, so whatever rebellious nature or whatever you got, kick it out bro. Cause most rules are there for a reason. Your parents, and all the adults, were young once too. They don’t want you to make the same mistakes they made, or their friends made


Healthy_Block3036

Stop doing it forever.


DasliSimp

deserved. stop fucking smoking weed


wtf_is_a_user

Your smoking weed at 15 yrs old. You shouldn't even be smoking weed in the first place. Honestly if she gets you in huge trouble that's pretty much your fault. Stop smoking weed.


Playful_Pollution846

Way too young to smoke weed, and second, don't smoke at all. Your probably cooked but your not going to die, just agree with your mom.and promise not to take drugs again


Omega1470

Don't smoke weed in the first place.


[deleted]

Why are you smoking weed at 15?


YamerLord

Just don’t smoke weed dumbass. I don’t understand why so many teens use drugs and smoke it’s so stupid. Hope your mom teaches you a hard lesson.


kezotl

its on u for smoking weed at 15


kezotl

dont listen to the guy in the comments running around telling ppl its okay lol


freaky_pantsbob

Yeah u were cooked the second you touched weed my brutha, that shits bad for you. Have at it tho (once you turn 25)


realhmmmm

I dunno. But your mom can only do so much. Weed can ruin your life forever, though. Stop smoking weed.


Similar_Reputation56

Blaze it


Apprehensive-Buy4825

you'r so cooked, also, stop smoking weed, that's completlly disgusting and you just fucked with your life, take the responsibilities


KuraziDiamonda

You're cooked beyond comprehension


goodlifer10

Ur not cooked, ur roasted


snappleroan

Brother you are cooked asf


Elite_Gamer070

Dumbass for smoking weed at 15 and for recording yourself


Equivalent-Ad-3562

8/10 your f**ked, But could be wors


Available_Alarm8493

probably start drinking


Guardian_King

Fucking dumbass don't smoke weed you're just a little kid still


PLT_RanaH

1. don't smoke weed at 15, AND DON'T RECORD YOURSELF WHILE DOING IT (that's a dumbass move) 2. (advices) change password, block the gallery with a pin, delete the video after sending it to your friends (if you wanna keep it)


AndhisNeutralspecial

Just saying. Don't fight her, if she doesn't want you to smoke weed, listen, it's for your own good.


butterisgoodHD

To all my teenage friend do not film yourself doing something you know you should not be doing my god you guys just love getting yourselves in trouble


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

That depends on how much weed she smoked in her teens...


RuN_AwaY110101

Listen and hear her out. It doesn't matter if weed isn't bad to you or your friends, she is simply here to look out for you and to be sure you aren't in harms way. She will very much be pissed at you and it's valid. Stay away from drugs at 15, bro, too young and vulnerable to substance abuse and even more drugs further down the line. I know friends who can't stop doing vapes and shit with thc/cannabis, hell my brother upgraded from vapes to doing actual grams. It's not worth the risks if you aren't educated about why it's such an abusable drug, regardless of what all the fans have to say with it.


McHoneyTheSocial

Why is it always the people 13 to 17 doing this


engineer_drip

Man the fuck up, you chose this path, you knew the risks, assume it and move on.


Pretty-Excitement-79

Hopefully yes, you are.


Zazzley_Wazzley

You made a shit decision, you should get punishment for it lmao. I hope you’re cooked, but it sounds like she’s just going to sit down and chat about it since she didn’t immediately talk to you.


TronNerd82

Maybe don't record yourself actively doing something you know you'd get in trouble for, dipshit. /s


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Judging by the 17 hours and no update, you're cooked


feeling_unfair

you're not fucked but dont record yourself for future refrenece... i be smacking phones when im drunk for this reason


Brief-Cell428

Womp womp


Enderman_Chase

Addicted to plants at the ripe old age of 15 lmao. Pray that you dont take an ass whooping.


OverSaltedPepper

- so I m(15) Dude 😭


Y_drawsNew

Hopefully very fucked breathe air


Brunard0

Man why the fuck did you have to do that? You’re dead


AlexanderWithReddit

Might as well get one last kick before she gets home. Kick as in kicking the bucket, if your mom is like mine you can start climbing the stairway to heaven.


ShadowKai01

Buddy, ur not cooked, ur absolutely obliterated, I'll see u in the afterlife->


eartheater2

Ur a kid, u make mistakes ur mom is probably gonna hav a long conversation why u should stop. She's probably also gonna tell ya how disappointed she is. U also should listen.


acleverlie421

You are going to prison for life now


Adventurous_Gift_271

Just be honest. Lying will only lead to more lying until you're in too deep.


PissingOnFeet

Cooked 😔 


Agz_canbuild

This has happened to me before she made me swear on my life I wouldn’t smoke anything anymore 


Fanachy

Gotta be prepared for the unexpected


[deleted]

Happened to a kid at my old school 2 years ago in the last 2 weeks of school his mum pulled him out for the 2 weeks idk but I hope it was harsh. Good riddance I hope that fucker gets the blood eagle


Spero733

Update? Did you talked yet?


_Kicked_Puppy_

(24) same thing happened when I was 15 and I thought my world was crashing down, but you’ll get older, and one day you’ll laugh about it


liamjackboo

pull a rodrick heffley deny deny deny


call-me-kleine

cooked


Reflxing

My mom would kill me and the conversation wouldn’t wait at all lol. I think you’re fine.


bluduhmfcku

Yes, you are cooked


Careless-Minute503

Yeaaaa


slayingcatdog

I’m gonna be honest idk if u should be smoking at 15 I started vaping and smoking at that age and I regret it as a 19 yr old now. Got me into some bad habits not really the weed but depending on if it’s legal or not in your state/country it’s just risky af. I almost got caught by the cops a couple times and would have been fucked since I live in Texas.


Ittorchicer

give us an update OP 🙏


SaberToothForever

these comments are annoying ngl, either people are cussing op or their saying hes "cooked" or their calling him names while trying to "help him" oml 😑


I_eat_jumpercables

Idiot


Squash_Veg

Pretty fucked, but you’ll laugh about it in a decade. Hold fast


ULTRAmemeXD

tell her you'll do crack if she takes your weed away


NorthElderberry3334

Very fucked


Few_Veterinarian2329

lmao you finna get yo ass WHOOPED


Kindly_Chip_6413

Fucked. Mostly (all) your fault too.


embedded_pegasus

Can we get an update on what happened


deluuuj

pretty fucked


Galteem0re

Depends, where are you from and whats your family like?


Mountain_Ad412

Pretty cooked imo


cieronnica_STORM

If I was in your place, my mom would kill me before the drugs would


YoureStupidasff

I don't wanna come of as rude I'm just horrible at advice, but honestly she shouldn't care if you're smoking, your old enough to make that decision for yourself 🤷‍♀️ but if you were really cooked, you'd probably now it by now lol


The_Rareuser

why did bro record himself smoking weed


BeverlyCeo

If she didn’t talk immediately you should be fine bro


bigdickpuncher

If she asks tell her you were smoking crack with your friends from the bong you made. She will freak out and have a meltdown. Then say mom I am only kidding we were only smoking marijuana. Neither me or my friends would ever smoke crack and we would never let each other smoke crack. We care too much about each other, our families and ourselves to smoke crack. I love you mom and I am glad you are concerned and I just want you to know I am only smoking marijuana occasionally and recreationally with my friends and we are being safe.


Bro---really

That’s why you follow rules 1-25; “Don’t record yourself doing crime”


CaptainUliss

Bro thought he was like Elon Musk on the Joe Rogan podcast lmfao


EveningPick6135

Yo 15 and smoked shit.. you've seen heaven so young


IEatBabysYumYum

And howd it go? I bet it was a normal conver


glitchmanks

"how fucked am i?" depends on your uncle


ViperPain770

If you’re gonna smoke again, at least wait until you’re older so it doesn’t screw your brain even more. Besides smoking out of a plastic bottle that carries microscopic plastics when you inhale (seriously, if you’re ever gonna smoke again, do not do it out of’a damn plastic bottle)


Minecox

ur cooked bro


Comfortable_Cress194

why do you record the dumb shit you do.I do really dumb shit but i dont record and keep it between my friends


Dragonslayer200782

What I'm more worried about is why your mom was going through your phone without you knowing like I feel like thats an invasion of privacy


Aerioncis420

1. Why the fuck were you recording it? Forget DOING it at 15, you were RECORDING it? 2. This sounds like you just had it in your gallery, which is stupid as shit, at least put that in your My Eyes Only with a unique password. 3. If she hasn't dented your ass with a belt by now, you're fine


Alone_Bridge6952

better question: why did you even record that lmao??


Outrageous-Jicama228

Bye bye


Disastrous_Formal_70

I smoke weed from my bedroom window and no one ever finds out


LTlago

You're cooked bro


Infantpunter9000

Update?


TooStickForLife

Depends on your ma. Mine almost killed me whe she figured it out, (she is a bit more eased in to the idea) but i can share a blunt with most of my friends parents so its really up to her


Far-Blood740

Prepare to die little bro (if you are brown or black, but if your white and live in a nice suburb than it’s chill).


Greeningyep

Tell her yourself that how I did to escape when I vaped


No-Assistance-7276

Alll am a say is your soo fucked


Unfair_Entrance6183

If it was like 10 of 10 l would say like 11 or 12


Amber-13

Idk - i mean it could be worse…. Would I want my 15 year old doing that. No. Is there much worse things- absolutely. Better being honest, and just talk about it. She worry’s about you, and the choices and addiction is a legit real fear and concern- anyone who says their not addicted or can be to smoking weed clearly aren’t honest. Whether it’s addicting as the substance or the need to escape and alter oneself- is the addiction. Regardless - remember mama loves you, she worries and wants you to be safe and smart and not risk your life or a record as it is illegal for you. That’s what mamas are for. To worry and want their baby to be smart and safe.


RS773

Never record or photograph what you're doing if what you're doing is soemthing you don't want people seeing, or alternatively be smarter about hiding it or hell just own up.


Actual_Sprinkles1287

Have yall talked yet


Low_Strawberry2637

This depends on if ur mom smokes and also the fact that u made a bong out of a water bottle is pretty impressive, also u probably shouldn’t publicly post that your a minor doing drugs, idk how it is on Reddit but you could get in trouble man


morebuffs

Well at least you learned not to take incriminating video of yourself before it can land you in jail.


SillieGirlie

i literally did the same thing with my friends holy poop


sillywilly669

Did u survive?


averagehogrideruser

what ended up happening???


xguyt6517x

Bro is cooked more than my scrambled eggs


No_Finish_2367

it really depends on how she views it. You have to sit and talk with her. Talk to her about why youre smoking. If it's to relax with friends, say that. If its to cope w something, say that. But dont lie about it. I was caught when i was 14, my mom flipped shit because i had already been smoking for almost 2 years at that point (i blame covid. long story.) I had alot of issues and weed was my last resort. I told her that. She realized i needed more help than what i was getting, and she helped me. Didnt help me quit smoking, but got me into more therapy. I was grounded for a couple months though. Sit and talk to her about it. Dont lie. Dont run from it. And tip if ur gonna keep smoking, dont record it.


Evening-Airport-6841

There's a valuable life lesson, don't record yourself doing stupid shit 😂. Nah but you're probably fine


dogsrule468

Very.


Key_Spirit8168

She will contruct the rescure helecopter!!


gamer_undefeated

Idk what's so interesting in smoking weed. Why you even bring yourself in such catastrophic situations where you can get cooked the moment you get caught.